"Oh! That's about it. It would be bad if you make it difficult for him." Liu Hu said.
Gongsun Zan said: "Then please invite General Liu to enter the pass and garrison it!"
"Okay! Then let General Gongsun lead the way." Liu Hu called Zhang Xu, and Wang Xiong arranged the soldiers. He followed Gongsun Zan to the General's residence. He saw lanterns and colors in front of the door, red hangings everywhere, and drums and music.
Ming.
Liu Hu thought to himself: "Today I am borrowing the light of my ninth brother! The shadow of the famous tree, when he said that my ninth brother was coming, he greeted me like this. When he heard that I was coming, he almost killed the reporter." At this time,
, when he arrived in front of Dishui Rock, Liu Hu got off his horse and went up to the lobby. Liu Hu was not polite and sat in the middle.
Gongsun Zan was unhappy when he saw it, but he didn't say anything. He could only sit aside. After offering tea, he set out a banquet and invited Liu Hu to eat and drink. Liu Hu took a look and saw that the food and wine on the table, although it was not a mountain beast.
Zhongyan is also a delicacy of cattle and sheep on land and under the sea, as well as various famous wines.
After looking at it, Liu Hu said: "I am here today. I have eaten your food and drinks and accepted your favor. If it were my ninth brother, I would have to blame him."
Gongsun Zan asked: "Why is this?"
"You don't know! My ninth brother talked about the sufferings of the border people at every meal, saying that the border people ate grass roots and drank cold water from the river. It was too much for us to have a vegetarian meal. Later we advised, Marshal
Work hard for the country and the people
If you have enough strength and are ready to face the enemy, just eat some meat dishes! We persuaded you to eat some fish now." After a pause, he stretched out his hand and said, "If my ninth brother saw such a rich table,
At the banquet, why don’t we make trouble for you!”
Gongsun Zan said: "We thought that the marshal marched a long way to save the people in the city. There is nothing to repay. We have some delicious food to express our gratitude."
"Oh! No, my ninth brother is the least particular about these things. Let me tell you, he loves tofu the most. Because when my ninth brother was a child, when he was studying with his teacher at Haoran Cave in Yuzhen Mountain in the Taihang Mountains of Bingzhou, their father
The two often eat tofu together, he is a gentleman who never forgets his roots!" Liu Hu said.
"Oh! Thank you, General Liu, for your advice. You can enjoy your meal!" Gongsun Zan said.
Liu Hu said: "I don't want to eat one by myself! Let's do this. You take away half first and give it to me Zhang Xu. Wang Xiong will keep it for his virtuous brother, and I will eat half." Gongsun Zan still agreed in his heart, and Liu Hu
Tiger is very thoughtful.
Liu Hu said again: "Let's do it this way! It doesn't matter whether the food is good or not. I like to drink. You prepare a big bowl for me. Well... My ninth brother is not allowed to drink in the army. Today in the city, again
If there are no enemy soldiers, how about I just drink as much as I can?"
Gongsun Zan said: "Okay, of course! Come here! Get a big bowl!"
Someone brought a big bowl and a big jar of good wine, even the low-grade wine produced by Zuojia Winery. Liu Hu didn't let Gongsun Zan do it, so he just picked up the bowl and drank. He drank one bowl after the other.
Another bowl, and he drank more than twenty bowls in a row. As he drank, he shouted: "Good wine! Good wine!"
Gongsun Zan looked at it and thought to himself: "What a pity! My junior brother Zuo Aoran is such a good marshal, how can he use such a stupid man as the vanguard?"
Sishi entered the city and drank until noon. Now, Liu Hu drank from ten o'clock to twelve o'clock, a full two hours. Looking at Liu Hu, he was already eight or nine points drunk.
, and shouted: "Good wine, good wine!"
At this time, a messenger suddenly came in and whispered in Gongsun Zan's ear: "Master General, this is incredible. Wang Tong has led his troops and is fighting against the enemy outside the city. What should we do now?"
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Gongsun Zan looked at Liu Hu anxiously and saw that Liu Hu was staggering after drinking. He thought to himself: "You can't do anything! I go out and give you nothing for free. What can I do? Hey! I have it! You go out and deliver the order.
The gates are tightly closed and precautions are taken. On top of the city, there are many cannons and cannons rolling wood and rocks to defend the city!"
"Yes!" the reporter agreed and went out.
Gongsun Zan couldn't sit still in the house! He was worried and wanted to go out for a look. There was no one to accompany Liu Hu, so he shouldn't go out! He was afraid that Lu Longsai would be lost. Gongsun Zan stood up and sat down. He sat down and stood up again.
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When Liu Hu saw it, he asked: "Oh! General Gongsun Zan, you don't act like a guest! You see you are so cunning, just tell me what happened! What's wrong with you?"
"Ah! General Liu, please calm down, I can't sit still! Someone just came to report that Wang Tong, the general under King Wuyan of the Wuhuan tribe, is calling for an enemy battle at the city gate. You have drunk too much now, so I am worried!" Gongsun Zan!
road.
"Ah~! Since the Wuhuan people are coming, why didn't you tell me earlier? Come on! Bring me the wine. I'll drink enough so I can kill the Wuhuan people!" Liu Hu said unsteadily.
"Ah!!!" Gongsun Zan exclaimed in shock: "What!? You're still drinking! You're drinking a little too much!"
Liu Hu waved his hand and said: "Oh~~! You don't understand. Only when you eat a lot and drink a lot can you have a lot of strength. Take it quickly! Take it quickly!"
Gongsun Zan was angry! The stars followed the moon, and Liu Hu took advantage of Zuo Aoran's light. For Zuo Aoran's sake, he had no other choice, so he took another jar of old wine and put it in front of Liu Hu.
He opened the lid of the jar, picked up the jar, and drank half of the jar, "Gudong, Gudong~~~", and then shouted: "Here comes someone! Prepare your horses and pick up your mace! Get your troops out of the city!" After that, he swayed out and walked out.
He was top-heavy and took one step forward and half a step back. Two family members came over and helped Liu Hu to the door and got on the horse.
At this time, Zhang Xu and Wang Xiong also came. Seeing Liu Hu's appearance, they hurriedly asked: "Fifth brother! Why are you drinking like this? Ninth brother will blame you if you find out! How can you fight like this!? Find a place
Take a rest! We will go out on your behalf!"
"Alas~~!" Liu Hu waved his hand and said: "I am the vanguard. The vanguard has to go ahead. You two will watch the enemy's formation for me and see how I win this battle."
Zhang Xu and Wang Xiong were angry and followed Liu Hu silently. At this time, the three-way drum sounded, the city gate opened, the suspension bridge fell, and the three armies left the city. Gongsun Zan watched the enemy on the top of the city.
Formed a formation.
Look at Liu Hu sitting on the horse again, like a puddle of mud. The horse is lazily turning over its hooves and "clattering" directly towards the formation of the two armies. There are more than a thousand Wuhuan soldiers on the opposite side. Just as one of them steps down
The general is none other than Wang Tong, the general under King Wuyan of the Wuhuan tribe. He is holding a big iron stick in his hand.
Wang Xiong was really watching from behind. He looked at Wang Tong's stick. It was not only longer than his own stick, but also heavier, weighing more than 180 kilograms. Wang Xiong stuck out his tongue and thought to himself:
"This is enough for Liu Hu! Who made you drink, and you drank so much? Today, none of us are going to help you. We want you to know how powerful you are. When you can't do it anymore, we two brothers will go up again!"
Wang Xiong is a general who is good at using two swords. He uses Zuo Aoran's male and female double moon swords. The two swords are short weapons and are not suitable for immediate fighting. In order to facilitate the immediate battle, a large sword was specially made for Wang Xiong.
The stick weighs eight or ninety kilograms.
Wang Tong looked at the general across from him. He had his head bent, his eyes closed, his voice was clicking, and he was swaying on his horse. When he was far away, he could smell the smell of alcohol. Wang Tong saw it clearly and thought to himself: "This is
He's a drunkard! He really doesn't know how to live or die. He dares to go into battle and seek death after drinking like this." Thinking of this, Wang Tong stood in front of the horse, put one end of the beating stick upright on the ground, and put the other end on his chest, holding the stick in both hands, as if
Like the policemen standing in the yamen, they looked up at Liu Hu and shouted loudly: "Oh! Nanman! What's your name?"
Liu Hu heard the shouting and tried hard to open his eyes. He shouted: "Good wine, good wine!" Liu Hu drank too much. He was wandering here and was blown away by the wind.
He surged up, opened his mouth, and said, "Wow!" All the wine and food came out, like the top of a boot, and it was sprayed on Wang Tong's face. It was not forbidden at all, and it was sprayed all over his face.
Wang Tong couldn't open his eyes and hurriedly wiped them with his hands. Liu Hu poured out the wine and understood. He opened his eyes and saw, oh! He saw a Wuhuan general standing in front of his horse and wiping his face.
! Taking advantage of this opportunity, Liu Hu raised his wrought copper mace and hit it on top of Wang Tong's head. The mace hit Wang Tong's Tianling Cap.
"Crack!"
"puff!"
The blow hit Wang Tong's brains. Liu Hu dismounted, cut off Wang Tong's head and hid it behind him. He mounted his horse a second time and raised his copper mace, shouting loudly: "Young man of the army, charge!" Then Liu Hu took the lead and rushed in.
When the Wuhuan soldiers saw that their general was dead in the enemy's position, they wiped their heads and ran away one by one, followed by three thousand Han troops in pursuit.
Zhang Xu and Wang Xiong were secretly happy! Humph! When a man is running away, he is angry, but a horse is fat! It’s time for Liu Hu to show his face. He got drunk and killed the enemy general. Let’s go up too! The two brothers gave chase on horseback.
The Wuhuan soldiers were killed, but their corpses lay all over the field, and their blood became rivers, and they were chased all the way to the Wuhuan soldiers' camp.
The Han soldiers trampled their horses on the Wuhuan tribe's camp. The Wuhuan soldiers were defeated. All the grain stolen by the enemy was recovered. They loaded it on carts and took it back to the city. They also threw the Wuhuan soldiers out of the gongs and drum tents, and the horses
All the weapons were withdrawn into the city. The Han army looked at the victory drum and sang victory songs before returning to the city.
Liu Hu also felt that he was showing off his face. He puffed out his chest, pulled out his belly, and stood proud. Just after crossing the moat, Gongsun Zan was waiting at the city gate! Seeing Liu Hu, Gongsun Zan stepped forward and bowed, saying: "General Liu, you
It's really a huge amount! The guards of Emperor Guangwu - An Chenghou - Jing Muyan - the general vanguard of the four routes, Yao Qi and Yao Cikuang, were drunk and picked the invincible general Liang Fang. Today you defeated the enemy soldiers after drinking. You are really a god.
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Liu Hu shook his head and said: "Hey~~! What does this mean? If you drink another jar, you can still have many enemy soldiers and generals!" Liu Hu said big words, but he was actually scared in his heart. If this makes me nine
I know I must be angry!
Liu Hu took off Wang Tong's head from behind and sent his soldiers to hang it on top of the city to show the public. Gongsun Zan said: "You have eliminated a harm to the local people, and you have done a great job! Let's go! Please come to the mansion to gather together!"
"Hey~! I won't go, I won't go. I have to rest and change my clothes. The marshal will be here soon," Liu Hu said.
Gongsun Zan did not force anything and said, "That's good!" Then he sent his family to send the three brothers Liu Hu to the post house to rest, and Gongsun Zan took his family back home.
When Mrs. Li heard that her husband was back, she hurriedly greeted him. Seeing Gongsun Zan's face full of spring breeze, she felt strange in her heart. Since the day when Lu Longsai was in emergency, her husband had been frowning day and night, and he had not returned home for many days. What happened today?
So he asked: "Master, you seem to have encountered some happy event today?"
"Madam, I asked you to guess correctly. Today, my junior brother's vanguard officer Liu Hu led his troops to Lulongsai to rescue him. This General Liu is really ridiculous. He drank two jars of wine and he hasn't finished the wine yet.
!Wuhuan general Wang Tong called the battle to attack the enemy. Liu Hu got drunk and went to the enemy. Wang Tong was so powerful that General Liu killed him without any effort. He avenged the people of our side and killed the Wuhuan people.
After being defeated, they went straight to the Wuhuan people's lair and brought back all the food they had robbed. They also picked up many items. This food, excluding the robbed households in each village, was enough for the army to go out for a month.
