[This story is purely fictitious, please do not imitate it]
Aotian, who was chatting with Duke Zhou's daughter, was woken up by the sudden sound of a phone call. He didn't like being woken up when sleeping. He didn't even look at the phone display. He picked up the phone next to the bed and yelled directly at the phone.
: "Damn it! Who called me so early? Don't you know that the young master doesn't like to be disturbed when he is sleeping? If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, let's see how I fuck you later."
I only heard Fatty's voice coming from the phone, saying: "Boss, get up soon. Today is the release day of "Dream World". Oh my god! Why are you still sleeping? If you go late, you won't be able to buy it. I heard that in the latest
The first 1,000 players who enter the dream world first will receive a mysterious gift from the system!"
Looking at the time, it's only five o'clock now? Aotian responded casually: "Oh! I know! Doesn't "Dream World" officially start at 8:00 tomorrow night? It's only five o'clock now, let me sleep for a while."
Feeling that Aotian was about to hang up the phone, Fatty quickly stopped him and said: "Boss, you don't know, I'm already waiting at the issuance point. Damn it! I heard from the people in front that the people at the front were a few years ago.
Heaven has been waiting here since then!”
I heard from Fatty that the people in front of me have been waiting at the issuance point a few days ago? Aotian said with admiration: "Crazy people, what a fucking group of crazy people. Anyway, this young master is going to bed, 886!!" Not yet
When the fat man came to his senses, Aotian immediately hung up the phone, threw it aside, and continued chatting with Duke Zhou's daughter.
"Beep! Beep! Beep!" Listening to the beep on the phone, the fat man who was waiting in line complained softly to the phone: "Boss, you are serious! It's not too late for you to hang up when I finish."
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When Aotian woke up again, he looked at the time and it was almost twelve o'clock. Oh my god! I wonder if Fatty has bought his dream helmet. Do you want to make a call and ask first... Forget it, if he knows that he is ten
He didn't get up until two o'clock, and he started to be wordy again, 5555... Thinking of Fatty's wordiness, Aotian shivered subconsciously. But he didn't know that Fatty was still at the issuing point, looking at the front like a long queue.
In the crowd, one person silently counted his tears!
After having lunch at home, Aotian looked at the time and saw that it was getting late, so Aotian was ready to go downstairs to buy his dream helmet.
Aotian, who originally planned to take a car to the distribution point of "Dream Time", was dumbfounded when he saw the cars coming and going, because each car had already hung up the message "This car is full, please wait" iq spirit
The prosperous Aotian comforted himself: "It's okay! It's okay! My home is not very far from the distribution point. It only takes an hour by bus No. 11 (walking)."
Finally, after walking through the long military road, what he saw in front of him shocked Aotian. Oh my god... when will this happen? These people are really fucking stupid.
)people.
Looking at the long queue, at this moment, Aotian was worried about death. If he had known this, he would not have come. Thinking that he had already agreed to the fat man, Aotian was in a dilemma.
September 1st, oh my God! I almost forgot, today is my birthday, and I am the biggest today! Haha!!! Isn’t this what fat students say every day? Thinking of this, Aotian said to the long queue of people: "
Brothers, I love you + 366 years (886)" (The fat man said depressedly: Boss, I will sue you for infringement and I want to appeal! 5555... I strongly request you to compensate me for life, forget it! I know you don't have much money, look.
For the sake of our two brothers, just give me the flowers and tickets in your hands!)
Passerby A thought to himself: Oh my god! This kid is crazy because he didn’t buy his dream helmet! Poor kid.
Passerby Yi said to his friend next to him: "This kid must be a lunatic. We should stay away from him."
The strange looks around him made Aotian panic and run away.
Away from the crowd, the fresh air gave Ao Tian a sense of rebirth. Suddenly he saw a pair of peerless beauties appearing in front of him, walking straight towards him, and then pulling him affectionately.
Oh my God! What is going on? Is today my lucky day? At this moment, Aotian has fallen into a mechanical state. Since Yun left, I thought that no one or woman could make my heart beat, but this beauty in front of me actually
It makes me feel a little excited.
Looking at her snow-white and pink delicate skin, it seems as if just touching it with your fingers will scratch her skin! Her plump breasts protruding from her clothes, her devilish figure, and her gourd-like figure underneath.
The swollen buttocks, healthy, strong and slender legs, everything is so suffocating! Plus her beautiful face makes Aotian infatuated.
"Hmph!" Aotian's loss of concentration caused the strange beauty to snort coldly.
When Ao Tian came back to his senses, he suddenly remembered the three moves of a pervert that Fatty had told him: The first move of a pervert: strike first, otherwise the beauty will think you are a pervert. The second move: Never reveal your face in front of a beautiful woman.
Pig Elephant. The third trick: treat her as an ordinary person.
Aotian smiled and said: "Miss, what's the matter with you? We don't seem to know each other! Can you let me go first? If my girlfriend sees it, it will be difficult for me to explain."
Aotian's normal heart surprised the beauty because no one saw her either looking like a pig or looking like she wanted to eat her alive. But the person in front of her didn't seem to be affected by her beauty.
, completely treating her as an ordinary person, and feeling confused, she said: "Handsome guy, can you help me? They want to take me back. I haven't had enough fun yet. As long as...as long as you can help me, I will
This dream helmet is for you."
It turned out to be the eldest lady who escaped from the house. Such a good thing, why did I say no, unless I was an idiot. Faced with the conditions proposed by the strange beauty, Aotian nodded.
"hold me!"
"kindness!"
Seeing that Aotian had no reaction, the bodyguards were coming soon. The strange beauty hugged Aotian, pretending to be a couple, and leaned in Aotian's arms.
At this moment, Aotian shamelessly explained to Yun in Heaven in his heart: Yun, this is not my fault. It was she who hugged me, not me who hugged her (sweat!). To be honest, it feels really good.
After a while, Aotian saw five bodyguards in front of him. He looked around, but didn't find the person he was looking for, and then left quickly.
Watching the person who was looking for her leave, the strange beauty let go of Aotian, with a blush on her face, and said: "Handsome man, thank you for your help, otherwise I would have to go home again. This is your dream helmet. I
I'm leaving."
Afraid that the bodyguard would come back again, as soon as the strange beauty finished speaking, she quickly ran into the crowd and disappeared into the vast sea of people.
Looking at the dream helmet in his hand, Aotian said to the strange beauty who had disappeared into the vast sea of people: "Haha... I also want to thank you for giving me the dream helmet, otherwise the fat man will be wordy to me again."
After leaving the crowded Dream Helmet issuing place and looking at the Dream Helmet in his hand, Aotian smiled, wondering what the fat man would think when he saw it! The issue of character is indeed different.
Walking on the way home, strange! Why is there no one there? No? This is where I am, how did I end up here? Am I not on the way home?
The unfamiliar environment made Aotian feel a chill.
Suddenly, thinking of his fate at the age of nineteen, Aotian said to God: "Oh my God! I have never done anything bad in my life. You are not going to let me die here, are you? Although I am a bit greedy and like love.
Taking advantage of the fat man, but this is all forced by life, and you also know that the money from the government is not enough for life! You want me to die, why do you want me to die in a place with beautiful scenery?
Right? 5555... The Jade Emperor, the Yellow Mother, Lord Tathagata, God, Jesus... help me quickly! As long as anyone can take me out of this hellish place, I will be his loyal believer for the rest of my life!"
But Aotian's only wish could not be realized. The sky became gloomy, and a flash of light appeared from time to time.
Seeing that his prayers had no response, the angry Aotian cursed at the sky: "Damn it! God, please listen to me. Now, I control my own life. If you want my life, I will."
I won’t give it to you!”
The lightning in the sky seemed to know that Aotian was scolding it, and a bolt of lightning struck towards Aotian.
Aotian scolded: "Damn! You want to kill me, do you think I am stupid? Can't I run away?" (Xiaoyin was speechless.)
If a true cultivator saw it at this time, he would definitely think that the senior was going through a calamity and ascending to immortality. But who knew that this was not an ordinary heavenly calamity for a true cultivator, but a divine calamity from a god!
The divine tribulation is tens of thousands of times stronger. Even the Immortal Emperor does not have the strength to take on this divine tribulation and fly into the divine realm. How can Aotian, an ordinary human being, be allowed to take over the divine tribulation? (Haha... Xiaoyin is here now.
It’s a lie, I’ll explain it in the next chapter)
Watching this calamity cloud begin to be gestated and completed, with the momentum of destroying the world, people feel inner fear, and Aotian has long been beaten by the lightning in the sky. There is no way, you have seen how people can run
Ever experienced lightning?
If you had seen this momentum in normal times, Aotian would have been frightened to death. After all, the momentum of the Heavenly Tribulation is not something to be played with! Even if you are the number one expert in the fairy world, you cannot withstand this kind of destruction.
The momentum of the earth. Now Aotian only has one wish in his heart, that is, his fate is not determined by the sky, and he should not bow to fate now. I don't know how long it took for lightning to hit his body that was not a body.
Finally, the nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine divine thunders struck, and the sky cleared up.
Seeing that the lightning had finished striking, Aotian laughed wildly and cursed: "Hahahaha!!! You damn god, come on! Come and take my life from me! I am here waiting for you right now!!! Come on!"
Ah! Come on! Hahaha!!! If you let me die, I will not die. What can you do to me!!! Hahahaha..."
After scolding, Aotian, who was in a much better mood, looked at his body and began to have troubles again. Alas! What have I become? Let's say I am a person! It seems that I should be said to be a soul moving in the air now.
Damn it! You won't let me turn into the legendary lonely ghost! It seems that the old man was right about me. If I survive the catastrophe, I will fly into the sky!