After bidding farewell to the women, Aotian relied on his super memory to arrive outside Liu Menger's office. Aotian walked directly into Liu Menger's office and saw Liu Menger resting on her bed.
Liu Menger, who was resting, heard the door being opened and thought dissatisfied: Who is so rude? Liu Menger, who was just about to get angry and curse, saw Aotian walk in, and said lazily: "Aotian, you're here, whatever.
sit down!"
Aotian was not polite and sat directly next to Liu Meng'er. He looked at the beauty on the bed and said, "Meng'er, what do you want from me?"
Liu Meng'er murmured dissatisfiedly: Can't they just come to you if they have nothing to do? Huh! Damn guy, if I had known you were like this, I wouldn't have had to work overtime last night to find a speech for you. I was exhausted.
Liu Meng'er sat up and looked at Aotian, and said in a bad tone: "What? This lady is looking for you, do you have any objections?"
"No... no objection!" Aotian saw a hint of tiredness in the corners of Liu Meng'er's eyes and asked distressedly: "Meng'er, what's wrong with you? Look at how tired you are."
Liu Meng'er said: "It's not you! If I hadn't helped you find speech materials yesterday, would I have stayed up all night for you? Do you know that lack of sleep will do great harm to my skin? You are here too
If you don't care about people, huh...it's a shame that people are so kind to you."
Aotian looked at Liu Meng'er's tired look with distress, gently caressed her delicate skin with his hand, and said: "Meng'er, I'm really making things difficult for you. In fact, you don't have to do this. Don't you believe me? That's it.
Can a simple speech defeat a genius like me?"
Of course Liu Meng'er knew about Aotian's amazing achievements, but seeing his narcissistic look, she couldn't help but want to hit him, pretending to be sick and said: "You are a genius like this! I think you are a genius
If so, maybe there won’t be any idiots in the world?”
Aotian said: "Meng'er, don't you believe me? Believe it or not, I can tell you the most awesome speech in the world right away."
Liu Meng'er looked at Aotian seriously and said, "Just you? Come, let's talk and listen."
Aotian said: "Listen dear Meng'er, you will be convinced by what I think of you." Then he stood up in a pretentious manner, moistened his throat, and continued: "Dear leaders, fellow villagers, and Mr. Chuoji.
Biao, my surname is Wang. I come from the central government. In order to make a living, I drove a motorcycle to Hua Xia University, so I! I started studying with all my energy (dung) and strength (wall), haha... Of course, I also had three points of enthusiasm and seven points of enthusiasm.
When I was relaxing, but when I thought about driving a motorcycle to Hua Xia University in order to make a living, I... I learned how to get on and off hanging beams, borrow light to read, and self-harm... I never let go of any time to study. Of course I can achieve such good results.
, I would also like to thank all the school leaders for their care and love, because without them I would not be where I am now. Here I would also like to thank sstv, amtv, kktv, qqtv, jjtv, Gougou tv... Anyway, it is tv
I want to thank you all!..."
"Haha..." Liu Meng'er finally couldn't stand Ao Tian's most awesome speech in the world, and laughed out loud. He was giving a speech here and there, but he was obviously messing around. If he was allowed to give a speech on the podium,
It is guaranteed that half of the people will go to the hospital, a third of the people will go to the crematorium, and the remaining people will faint from laughter on the spot.
Just when Aotian was feeling good about himself and felt that he was about to reach climax, he was suddenly interrupted by Liu Meng'er's laughter, and he said dissatisfiedly: "Meng'er, why are you laughing? Do you know that it is rude to interrupt someone else's speech?
thing?"
After a while, Liu Meng'er suppressed her laughter and said, "Aotian, is this your most awesome speech in the world?"
Aotian still said in good faith: "Yes! Meng'er, is there something wrong? Do you still want to listen to the rest? Do you want me to tell you."
"Aotian, wait! I have something to tell you?" Liu Meng'er immediately stopped Aotian who wanted to talk eloquently again. She was afraid that she might be laughed to death as soon as Aotian finished speaking. Who knew what he would say next?
Some messy things are coming out, so stop him quickly.
Aotian said doubtfully: "What's the matter, Meng'er?"
Liu Meng'er picked up the information on the bedside and said, "Aotian, this is the information I prepared for you. You can read it first."
"Yeah!" Aotian took the information from Liu Menger's hand and saw what was written on it about thanking the leader, about the cool autumn breeze, about listening carefully in class and thinking more... Damn! It's such an old thing, it's this every year.
These lines may not bother you, but I will.
Aotian said depressedly: "Meng'er, can you not let me see this?"
Liu Meng'er said: "What's wrong, Aotian? Is there something wrong with this information?"
Aotian said: "Meng'er, don't you think it would be a shame for me to publish such a manuscript?"
Liu Meng'er looked at Aotian curiously, wanting to see something in his eyes, then took the manuscript in Aotian's hand and looked at it for a few times, and said in confusion: "There is nothing wrong with this speech? It's normal."
Aotian said: "It's normal! Of course it's normal. It's so normal that I want to vomit! Meng'er, don't you think such a speech is not too old?"
Liu Meng'er said doubtfully: "No! Our opening ceremony basically has this kind of speech every year, just get used to it."
Sure enough, habits become natural! Aotian asked: "Meng'er, when will the opening ceremony start?"
Liu Meng'er said: "Nine-thirty, what time is it now?"
Aotian looked at the satellite micro-watch in his hand and said, "It's still early, it's almost ten o'clock in five minutes."
"What? It's almost ten o'clock! I hope it's too late." Liu Meng'er quickly got off the bed, tidied her clothes, gave the speech to Aotian and said: "Aotian, you can remember as much as you can, there's no rush.
Already."
Aotian directly threw the speech in his hand on the bed and said: "Meng'er, let's leave quickly, otherwise, why don't we come in a hurry?"
Liu Meng'er asked worriedly: "But you..."
Aotian said seriously: "Meng'er, don't you believe me?"
Liu Meng'er thought worriedly: Forget it, a dead horse is a living horse anyway. With Aotian's intelligence, this little thing shouldn't be difficult for him. After all, he shouldn't act recklessly in front of everyone.
The two of them ran all the way to the school hall. When they heard the speech coming from the school hall, Liu Meng'er stopped, took a few big breaths of fresh air and said, "Fortunately, I came in a hurry." Then Liu Meng'er looked proud.
Tian walked into the school hall through the back door, still a little worried that Aotian would become childish. After all, Liu Menger had been working as an educator for several years and had a rough understanding of the personalities of the people she came into contact with, and Aotian gave her two different feelings.
Extremely, he behaves childishly at one moment, and deep and mature at the next, saying: "What's wrong with Aotian? It's your turn soon. Is there any problem? You must not let Meng'er down!"
Aotian said disdainfully: "Little ks, don't you believe in my young master's intelligence? I have seen many small scenes like this." Then he said with a smile: "Meng'er, if I do it well, there will be a reward.
?"
Liu Meng'er looked at Aotian's smiling and playful look, and muttered: "You little pervert! I'm taking advantage of you." After looking around and seeing that no one was paying attention to them, she quickly kissed Aotian on the face and whispered a threat.
He said in a tone of voice: "Little pervert, the reward has been given to you. If you mess up the matter for me, haha..."
Aotian felt the warmth brought by Liu Meng'er's lips, and felt that his soul was about to fly up. He thought fiercely in his heart: Damn it! Find a time to capture Meng'er. Fortunately, this young master's mind is stable, otherwise
I must be seduced to death by this little girl.
The presiding teacher said: "Now I invite freshman Wang Aotian to come to the stage. Everyone knows that Wang Aotian was admitted to Huaxia University with a high score of 780, which is 35 points higher than the most powerful college entrance examination champion in history.
780 points! That is definitely high, really high. The students greeted it with applause and asked Wang Aotian to talk about his learning experience!"
The applause from the students below is definitely fierce, Wang Aotian! This outstanding person in the college entrance examination has been admitted to Huaxia University with a high score of 780. If you can learn a little bit of his learning experience, it will be difficult for you not to become famous!
Liu Meng'er said: "Go up, Aotian."
"kindness!"
Aotian walked onto the stage amidst deafening applause. When he got on the stage, Aotian waved his hands grandly. The babies below saw Aotian's majestic look, and they were filled with joy. They looked at Aotian on the stage happily.
God, he clapped his jade hands vigorously.
Aotian looked at the black heads below and thought to himself: "Haha... I finally have this day, and now I can finally wave it with my arms! Damn it! I'd better build a guild as soon as possible, and with this hand...
Hui, I feel like the lives of millions of people are in my hands. To be honest, it feels really damn good. Why do so many people want to be leaders?" Aotian also imitated the leaders on TV and coughed.
Then he said calmly: "I don't have any good methods. I just learn when I want to learn, play when I want to play, and add a little forest farm performance, so I got a score of 780. Maybe everyone has heard about it from various channels.
Maybe I'm not a human being, otherwise how could I do so well on the exam! Haha... I also know that some classmates said that I was transformed by aliens and learned alien knowledge, so that's why I did so well on the exam?"
At this time, Aotian paused deliberately. Sure enough, the laughter coming from below, with so many people laughing together, was indeed very powerful. Aotian waited for a moment, and then said: "I can tell you that I have not been transformed by aliens.
However, I am not a non-human being as you say, I am an authentic earthling!"
The more Liu Meng'er listened, the more she felt something was wrong. She frowned, what is this? What does this have to do with aliens? If not, he is going to give the most awesome speech in the world! If not, he has to find a way to stop him from speaking.
Keep messing around.
Aotian continued: "Students are now wondering why they can do so well in the exam, aren't they?"
A loud voice came from below, and all the students' interest was aroused by Aotian.
Hearing this, Liu Meng'er breathed a huge sigh of relief. It seemed that her worries just now were unnecessary.
Aotian said: "Everyone should first set their own goals. Let me take what everyone is most interested in as an example! For example, if I fall in love with a girl, but I know that there is a big gap between me and him, then we should set goals.
, start to make progress step by step. In fact, the same is true for learning. Once you set a goal, you cannot change it. You just need to move forward step by step. After all, we are not learning for the sake of learning. Don't forget this.
Okay, that’s all I have to say, thank you everyone!”
At this time, Aotian gave everyone an impression, cool! Experts are experts. They are really different from ordinary people. They actually use studying as a way to pick up girls! I have to admire Aotian in my heart. Of course, the most important thing is that it is short and incisive!
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