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Chapter 209: Jesus Is a Rogue

Chapter 209: Jesus is a hooligan

In the face of powerful force, all fancy tricks are vulnerable!

The power of the Song Army comes from Qitian and the Samsara Pearl, while the power of the three old men comes from the billions of believers on the entire earth. Spiritual belief is the most basic source that can enhance spiritual power. The Pope and the two red-clothed

After the archbishops relied on their powerful cultivation, mental and physical strength to fight against the tyrannical Song Army, powerful energy fluctuations instantly burst out!

"What a powerful force!" After the combined attack power of the three old men was connected with the tyrannical power of Song Jun, their chants became louder, and the white aperture became brighter and brighter. Song Jun's face turned red,

He gritted his teeth without saying a word.

It's not that he doesn't want to talk, but all his strength is concentrated on his fists. If he talks while distracted, his energy will pour out, so Song Jun now feels like a hero who is short of breath.

"Old Song, Old Song, when will you change your habit of showing off?" Zhang Liang walked over with a smile while holding two pistols.

"Humph!" Song Jun snorted coldly and did not answer.

"You must be some kind of Christian in the West, right? You are very popular in the West? You have a lot of status? You have a lot of prestige?" Zhang Liang said while loading the bullets of his pistol.

"Xiao Liang, are you finished?" Wu Qing couldn't stand it any longer. Song Jun could hardly stand it anymore, and the court had already formed a one-sided situation. As long as the three old men persisted for dozens of seconds,

The Song army would definitely be seriously injured and defeated, but Zhang Liang kept talking endlessly.

Hearing Wu Qing's words, Zhang Liang quickly laughed and said: "It's over, it's over, I just want to try my newly acquired marksmanship!" As Zhang Liang's last word fell, Zhang Liang's hair dropped.

The trigger was pulled without any warning.

"Bang, bang!" Two warheads that could be seen with the naked eye roared towards the white circle of light!~

"Child, guns have no effect on us..." The Pope suddenly said something in Chinese disdainfully.

"Oh?" Zhang Liang did not answer, but raised his eyebrows.

The two warheads seemed to have extremely strong vitality. They were not melted like other warheads. Instead, the moment they touched the aperture, the warheads suddenly started to rotate rapidly!

Have you ever seen what an electric drill looks like?

Yes, it means spinning at an extremely fast speed. Even if you are made of steel, the power of rapid rotation can still make a hole in you!

"Shh! What kind of bullet are you using?" The faces of the Pope and the two cardinals all changed. The two bullets did not melt. Instead, the opposite force became stronger and stronger, turning their white haloes into splashes of light.

It's like it's about to penetrate!

"Killing bullets!" After Zhang Liang said this, he fired a dozen more shots, and all the bullets went towards the white aperture from different directions.

With the help of Zhang Liang's bullet, Song Jun breathed a sigh of relief and started to curse: "What the fuck, these three old guys are so powerful!"

When the pope saw that the bullet was about to penetrate the aperture, he suddenly took out a cross from his arms. The cross was blood red, and the moment he took it out, he started singing again.

: "Great Father, give us strength, and let your halo drive away the devil... Amen!" As the Pope chanted loudly, the blood-red cross seemed to be injected with life, and the blood kept flowing.

He walked around on the cross, and the person on the cross gradually grew larger as if alive. After a while, Jesus, who was called the Holy Lord, actually appeared in front of everyone!

"Hiss!~~" This time, not only Zhang Liang and Song Jun took a breath of air-conditioning, but also Yue'er took a breath of air-conditioning, because he found that the power of the thin man with a yellow face had crystallized. In other words, he was not a

A human being, but a god!

"Oriental?" When Jesus came out, the first thing he saw was Song Jun, Zhang Liang and others, and then he looked at the kneeling Pope and the two red archbishops!

"What are you doing?" Jesus waved his hand, and the white halo and rotating bullets disappeared immediately, and Song Jun was also blown away. However, Song Jun did not seem to be injured, but was held steady by a ball of white light.

It fell to the ground!

"Great Father, the people from the East want to invade the West, that's why we intervene!" The Pope did not even dare to raise his head.

"Humph, didn't I tell you that you should never mess with Easterners, especially Chinese people? Do you think my words are bullshit?" Jesus looked very bad, and even swore harshly.

"This... but they want to invade most of our believers..." The Pope still wanted to quibble, but that Jesus didn't give him a chance at all!

"Damn it, shut up. You stink like a piece of shit. How can I have a spokesperson like you? Do you know the consequences of what you do? If... let... let him know about this, don't

If you say it's you, even I will be affected and immediately go back to the West and never step foot into the East!" This Jesus does not seem to love the world like the Jesus people believe in, and judging from the tone and attitude of his words,

Look, what's the difference between him and a scoundrel?

"It's...the great father..." The pope and the red archbishop basically walked out backwards. Of course, Song Jun, Zhang Liang and others did not intercept them.

After watching the three old men leave, the Jesus laughed twice: "Hey, the discipline is not good, the discipline is not good. If Mr. Qi asks about this, please say a few good words. I, Jesus, am here."

Thanks!"

"What?" After everyone heard what Jesus said, their heads short-circuited. Could it be that Xiaotian knew this legendary god? And judging from Jesus' attitude, it was obvious that he was afraid of Xiaotian. How could it be possible?

"You don't need to convey it to them, just tell me directly!" Before the person arrived, the voice appeared in the hall. This person was Qi Tian!

After Qi Tian finished handling the matter in Beijing, he immediately returned to Shanghai. After all, the intelligence agency reported that there was a group of special humans, so he was still worried about Ouyang Feifei and the others, so he rushed back in a hurry.

"Shhh!!~" When Jesus felt the voice coming from him, he was accompanied by a huge and powerful energy. The moment the energy passed through his body, he felt like he was being locked, and he

I also clearly felt that if that person took action at this time, I would definitely die. Even if I were a god, I would not be his opponent at all!

"Disciple Jesus has seen... met... sir!" Jesus bowed like a dog and almost knelt down.

"Ha..." Qi Tian also felt confused. Could it be that he was familiar with him? So he asked, "Do you recognize me?"

"No...I just heard a real person preach about you..." Jesus looked very sincere.

"The real person is preaching? Mention me? Can you tell me what's going on?" Qi Tian didn't understand who this real person was, and he didn't understand why he mentioned himself, so he went to help Jesus out of curiosity.

"Okay!" Jesus leaned forward and was about to speak when Qi Tian burst out laughing: "Haha, don't worry, let's talk while drinking. Come on, let's go out to eat!" Qi Tian grabbed Jesus' hand and pointed outwards.

asked, and Jesus generously walked out with Qi Tian.

"Holy shit, who the hell can tell me what's going on? This, this, this, Jesus calls Xiao Tian as sir? Oh my God, it's such a mess, it's his grandma's fault!" Song Jun scolded him, but he was still happy.

Tianmen’s brother went to start the car!

Jesus was very excited and curious when he got into the car. He leaned on the car window and looked around, exclaiming from time to time: "Damn, when I was on earth, they were all fucking thatched houses.

Well, even my palace is not this high. It has changed so fast... And your mounts are so comfortable. You can even sing in them. What a heavenly voice..." Jesus pointed to the sky and sang.

Car music for songs.

"Fuck, I said Jesus, aren't you a god? Why do you always say bad words?" Song Jun, who was driving, asked in confusion.

"Hey, I stayed with Chi You for too long, and I learned a bit about his temper and habits. And I know that most of the Eastern people talk like this. Real people often use swear words when they preach.

, so I just followed the Romans!" How could Jesus look like a god? He looked like a rogue!

"Fuck, is this okay?" Song Jun, Qi Tian, ​​and Zhang Liang sitting in front rolled their eyes!

In the Grand Hyatt Hotel, all the good wine and food were served. After Jesus took a greedy sip of strong wine, he told all the stories he had heard...

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My wife read this chapter just now and she said I was blasphemous! I said I didn’t believe in God, especially the Western birdmen!


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