After staying in the hotel for two days, Xiaofang went back to school. It wasn't that she didn't want to go back to school, but she really couldn't walk, and her lower parts were cracked and hurt. Not to mention going to class, she couldn't bear to pee on two dumpling wrappers, and they were as swollen as ham.
The intestines seem to be good.
Xiaofang wanted to leave, but Long Gen didn't do anything to stop him. Chen Tiansong was useless, so there were no bad guys in the school who wanted to take advantage of Xiaofang. Besides, he still had some things to solve.
Now that I'm in town, I naturally want to see He Jingwen. That wife was very kind to me, so she got divorced. She is very lonely both mentally and physically. How can I live my life without a big stick to make trouble?
You have to take the time to buy some electric boyfriend or something. Advertisements on TV often say that these and other things can increase a man's stamina, so that if he fucks him all night long, it is not a problem; his dick can develop twice, and if it develops three times, it can grow into a bullwhip.
Not a problem.
"Well, I don't need to gain weight, but I have to have an electric boyfriend. It will be much easier when Wu Guilan and the two sisters are together in the future. By the way, there is also the third wife in Miao Hong's family, a comparison
You're a coquettish guy, trying some new tricks to play with!"
"Oh, why did you forget this?"
Long Gen suddenly slapped his thigh, feeling a little annoyed!
That Wang Erniu is thinking about his cousin and plans to drug her. This matter cannot be forgotten!
"Yes, I bought an electric boyfriend and let Wang Er Niu have sex with his mother-in-law first! Damn it, if you dare to take advantage of your cousin, your mother-in-law will die! Ciao!" Long Gen cursed and walked out the door.
In front of me, the pretty waiter had a charming smile on her face and winked at Long Gen.
Long Gen was not polite. He put his hand on his buttocks and pinched it, and murmured: "It's a little too small, and the butthole is loose. There must be many people who are better than you."
My face turned red and the waiter ran away without a trace.
"Hehe" smiled and Long Gen walked out the door.
Now Dabangzi has no shortage of snacks. It’s not just a wife’s day. It has to be tasteful and challenging!
I just had lunch. The weather was very hot and my scalp was numb from the sun. I was not afraid of Long Gen. Everyone in the village was used to the sun. I carried a half bottle of mineral water into a small alley. There was a sign about one meter long.
It says "adult products" on it, and in the background there is a picture of a big-breasted woman, grabbing her big breasts coquettishly, licking her red lips, showing an indescribable emotion.
"Damn, it's so shady, it's so remote." After muttering, Long Gen raised his feet and buried himself in it.
The storefront is not big, only about ten square meters in size. The shelves are full of condoms. Long Gen knows them, they are the ones Mo Yan uses. They are used to cover big sticks. There is a small box of condoms on the small shelf next to it.
The gadgets in the small box, such as "powerful Viagra", "thickness and size overnight", etc., are amazing!
"Damn it, you grew big overnight? Are you so amazing? Then everyone in the world has become a big chicken, right?" I muttered to myself and looked around, but I didn't see the boss.
"Dong dong dong" knocked on the counter, and Long Gen howled twice, "Hey, is there anyone? Is the boss here? Do you still want to sell it? If not, I will just take it and leave..."
"Dong dong dong, is the boss here?"
After urging for a while, I wanted to turn around and leave, but when the door curtain was raised, another person came.
"Hey, this lady is pretty!" Long Gen, who was waiting impatiently, couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he saw the person coming.
Oh, I thought that all the people who opened this kind of shop were men, how can women be so embarrassed? But I didn’t expect that it was a woman, but this woman looks very pretty, just like Mo Yan, with big breasts and a pretty butt, and her face is painted
The noodles were very battered.
Wearing high-heeled sandals, the legs look even longer, the skirt is super short, and the thighs are fair and round. I can't help but want to take a look at the scenery inside; the low-cut hollow sweater has a faint white skin, and a huge cantaloupe squeezes out.
The trembling ravine, the shawl curly hair hanging on the shoulders, the indescribable smell.
"What are you calling me? Are you going to let me take a lunch break at noon?" The beautiful boss was obviously not very happy. She yawned and the two peaks on her chest trembled.
"Haha, I'm going to buy something." Long Gen smiled and said, "Um, do you have an electric boyfriend? It's for women. Give me two!"
"Electric boyfriend?"
After hearing this, the beautiful boss immediately looked at Long Gen. He was dressed in coarse linen clothes and had a tall figure, but he looked stupid. He was a poor boy who came out of the ravine. He used an electric boyfriend at a young age and was only afraid of his crotch.
That thing is a soft product!
"Wait, I'll get it for you." Contempt is due to contempt, but business still needs to be done. The beautiful boss crouched over to the devil with her butt twisted, and squatted down, haha, red underwear!
"Here, here are the electric boyfriends. One is sixty, two are one hundred and two. Here's the money." The boss stretched out his hand to Long Gen. His fair little hands were chubby, similar to Tian Cuifen's. They were even more delicate!
Long Gen frowned, a little unhappy.
It's true that I disturbed your sleep, but you don't want to ask for money like this, right? I haven't even checked the goods yet!
"Here, one hundred and two! But tell me how to use this." I took the electric boyfriend and looked at it for a while, but I couldn't see the trick.
The appearance is similar to the one in MP4, but how to use it is not explained in the island country romance film.
"Country bumpkin! Bring it here and I'll tell you." The boss was a little impatient. He grabbed the electric boyfriend, installed the battery, and turned the switch. Immediately, there was a "wuwuwu" sound, and he could feel it in his hand.
Numb and crispy.
"Oh, that's it." Long Gen touched his head and suddenly realized, "But this is electric, so where should I put it?"
"Put it under your mother-in-law's crotch! Do you understand? You bumpkin!" The boss was really impatient this time.
Don’t know how to use it? If I don’t know how to use it, I can’t strip it off for you and demonstrate it on the spot. I’ll give it back endlessly!
"Damn, it's another soft product! You can't even use the electric boyfriend, you bumpkin!" The beautiful boss cursed and entered the back room, twisting her chubby buttocks.
Ci'ao, your slutty hooves are so exciting! You actually said that I'm a softie? His grandma's uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt can't! He has a super big stick stuck in his crotch, how can he still be looked down upon by his mother-in-law?
"Hey, who do you think is a softie? Come out!" Long Gen was also anxious, banging on the counter "dong dong dong". Thinking about it, even if he takes off his pants, he still has to prove it. I am a golden cudgel.
, not soft goods!
"Dong dong dong, come out to me and tell me clearly, who is the weakling? Come out! Don't dong dong..."
"Hey, are you finished yet? I've given you the stuff, take it and get out of here! Bumpkin, I said you're a softie, what's wrong, what's wrong?" The beautiful wife is not covered either.
With both hands on her waist and her breasts erect, she looks like a shrew!
"If it wasn't a fucking soft thing, why would you buy an electric boyfriend? If you don't have the ability, just keep a low profile. If you can't be tough, just keep it to yourself and don't fucking embarrass yourself everywhere! I'm even ashamed of you.
Woolen cloth!"
"Go away, go away! Don't disturb me from her nap, she's annoying me to death!" The boss pushed Long Gen, wanting to slap them both.
What's wrong with this man? He's just a poor guy, he's just a country bumpkin. That thing in your fucking crotch can't be erect, so why do you have the nerve to go around shouting about it? Why, buying an electric girlfriend is an honor!
Thinking about it in Longgen, what's wrong with buying an electric boyfriend? Why is it embarrassing and embarrassing? What logic is there that buying an electric boyfriend must be soft goods?
"Ci'ao, then your Grandpa Long, let me see if your Grandpa Long is a coward! Damn it!" Long Gen was also anxious.
With a "chirp" sound, he pulled down his pants and looked at them.
Suddenly, a big black stick suddenly bounced back and hit the bare belly with a "pop" sound!
"ah!."
The beautiful boss was startled, gasped, covered her mouth and backed away until she reached the wall.
Well, what is that thing? What a big stick, black, like a boa constrictor, standing in the dark weeds. With its head held high, it looks majestic and majestic!
It seems like a general is reducing his army!
"How, how is it possible? Why is it so, so big? No, it's impossible!" The beautiful boss gradually came back to her senses, and now she could see clearly that it was a man's thing.
"You, you, you have such a big dick, why do you want to buy an electric boyfriend? You, your mother-in-law, aren't you satisfied?" The beautiful boss was so frightened that she was incoherent, her eyes were waiting for the big stick, and her mouth suddenly felt dry.
.
This thing is so scary! Don’t say I’ve used it before, I’ve never seen it before. I’ve never seen a love action movie on bed, and even that nigger’s one isn’t that thick!
"You, what medicine have you taken?" A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the boss asked.
"You just took medicine. Your whole family has taken medicine. Humph!" Long Gen rolled his eyes angrily, pulled up his pants and was about to go out.
After verifying his true identity and proving his prowess, he decided to leave. He would have to go to Wang Erniu's shop later and look for the right opportunity to kill Huang Juan in one fell swoop!
"Ah? Don't go, don't go, brother, wait, wait!" Seeing Long Gen was about to leave, the beautiful boss suddenly came back to his senses, took three steps at a time, and grabbed Long Gen.
"What are you doing? Are you done yet? Aren't you going to give me money? I'm still dragging you along now, why aren't you done yet? Sister, isn't this how you do business?"
Long Gen turned around and returned what he had just said to the boss, feeling a little better. His grandmother looked down on others, but now he knows that Grandpa Long is a real stick! Humph!
"Brother, I, I was wrong, I was impatient for a moment, don't take it to heart, um, come in and sit down?" The boss is obviously not a good person. He knew it by looking at his eyes, and he glanced into his crotch intentionally or unintentionally.
A blush appears on the face!
Long Gen couldn't help but shook his head slightly and cursed secretly: "Another slut! Hey!"
"What's the matter? Just tell me. I'm still on my way." Long Gen waved his hand and glanced sideways at his collar. The lower half of his slender neck was smeared with white.
"Gulu!"
The beautiful boss swallowed her saliva and stared at her crotch with a real burning light in her eyes, as if she wanted to swallow it in one gulp.
"Um, brother, let's get to know each other 'deeply', okay?"