Yuan Hong is not an unrestrained wife, but she is definitely not coy. After thinking about it, since she has already violated the precepts, she simply goes all out and develops a long-term relationship. Her friends are quite good. Who wants the damn man in the family to run long distances all day long?
I haven’t even earned two bucks, and I don’t know if there are any wild women out there.
For now, let's live like this. Good guys don't have to go to waste. That kind of comfort is what a woman dreams of, the boundless sense of satisfaction, the beauty in the clouds, better than money, better than diamond rings and flowers!
The mother-in-law who opened the carnival diet was very enlightened. No one came here all morning. Only Long Gen came to practice driving. He ran around casually in the playground, but she was very busy and happy.
In my heart, I regard Long Gen as my man. He is very considerate. He buys cigarettes and provides water. He acts as if he is an apprentice!
"It's not difficult to drive. All you have to do is hit the accelerator and put it into gear." Long Gen turned the steering wheel and drove the Ferrari as hard as he hit the accelerator!
As soon as he heard the engine sound and looked at the engine speed, Yuan Hong suddenly had black lines on his head!
"You little bastard, do you have any common sense? The engine has already revved over 6,000 times, and you are in first gear. Press the accelerator to the bottom. The gas is free of charge or something? Are you deliberately burning my engine? Quick, put it in gear.
, step on the clutch, engage second gear, push third gear, yes, that’s it..." Yuan Hong was so anxious that she wanted to curse her mother.
If you drive this way, how many engines will be burned out throughout the year? How dare you brag?
"Hey, hey, hey, you drive slower, drive slower, turn and turn, Ci'ao, why don't you be so careful? One car can cost two lives..." Yuan Hong was startled.
, almost hit the wall. His forehead was covered with sweat when he touched it.
Long Gen disagreed. He held the steering wheel and slowly slowed down, turned around and asked:
"Why can't the tachometer of an engine run in first gear at 6,000 rpm?" Long Gen was somewhat enlightened and knew not to be ashamed to ask.
Hearing this, Yuan Hong said seriously: "This is like an adult and a child catching a cold. The adult needs two tablets of medicine, while the child only needs half a tablet. If you take too much, your brain will be burned out. Do you understand?"
"Oh, so that's it!"
Suddenly enlightened and nodded, Long Gen drew inferences from one instance to another.
"Look, is that what it means? For example, for example, my crotch is too thick and too big. I can only fuck mature women with big holes, but not little sisters. If I fuck little sisters, the bottom is
You can’t stand it anymore, you’re going to be red, swollen, and bleeding?”
"Ah! Pervert!"
Yuan Hong's pretty face turned red, she spat lightly, and glared at the little bastard angrily. What kind of bad metaphor did the bastard make? He couldn't do without the three words on the kang, and he was just having fun at every turn. It didn't really matter at first, but listen.
It's awkward, like visiting a brothel, full of sluts and gangster men.
"Hahaha" Long Gen smiled, started the car again, prepared to take a couple of laps, and then went to eat.
After eating early, I found a place to have some fun with the beautiful coach. After practicing for two laps, I had to go back to the village. I was supposed to go back yesterday, but something happened to delay it. God knows I went back, my cousin.
How hungry and thirsty are you going to be, and there are a bunch of sao ladies, all of them, really want to have sex together, I'm really a little scared.
Therefore, we must eat more rice at noon. We should stew a lot of beef and pig penises and eat them in a pot. Unfortunately, we can’t find a tortoise shop in the city. There is no need to eat beef, chicken, and other things.
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"Grandpa, the grandson called again,"
"Grandpa, the grandson called again..."
At this moment, the phone rang rapidly. Long Gen parked the car and took out the phone. Hehe, whoever he thought of came faster than Cao Cao.
"Hey, cousin, what's going on? I was thinking of you just now. Hehe, don't worry. I'll be back soon after washing in the evening..." Yuan Hongchu stood beside him, Long Gen
Don't care either.
We have a very solid relationship with my cousin. Even after talking to each other countless times, we are still relatives. This relationship is layered on top of each other, and we are closer than our biological father!
"No, no, no, cousin, don't be impatient. Tell me slowly what happened..." Long Gen's expression suddenly changed. The cousin on the other end of the phone seemed to have been greatly wronged.
, almost cried.
Long Gen suddenly panicked. His cousin was his heartthrob. Although they couldn't get married, there was no problem in getting her into the harem as a concubine.
"What? Chen Tianming is back? Chen Ergou also wants to fight against you? Lying in the tortoise pond and drinking medicine to commit suicide?" Long Gen's brows twisted into a ball, and his playful smile finally turned gloomy.
Raising a bastard is his plan to make a fortune, and it is the first step in the plan. However, the old Chen family insists on doing the right thing with him, so... you can't blame Grandpa Long for being cruel!
"Cousin, don't worry. Let's put aside the matter of digging the pond for now. You can stay at home and have a good rest in the afternoon, take a bath or something. I will definitely be back today!" After comforting Shen Lijuan, Long Gen died.
Telephone.
Thief's eyes suddenly gained a sinister look, and he suddenly smiled strangely.
"Humph, you are still young in fighting with Grandpa Long!" After muttering to himself, Long Gen suddenly smiled, with a dangerous arc at the corner of his mouth, extremely gloomy!
Yuan Hong sat nearby and took a clear look, and couldn't help but shudder.
I had known this little bastard for less than four hours, and the little bastard didn’t even know my name, so he gave me up. Let alone getting to know him in depth. The only "deep" thing was to grow his penis longer.
The thick human whip was inserted into his body, and then he spat a few mouthfuls of saliva.
Apart from that, there is nothing else!
"You, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so ugly? Are you in trouble? Do you need help?" Although she didn't understand anything, Yuan Hong couldn't help but ask.
Long Gen shook his head slightly and said calmly: "Nothing, it's just a trivial matter."
"I'm just afraid that I won't be able to practice driving today. Well, if you have time, send me to the police station. I have something to do and I'll go back to the countryside to deal with it. I'll come back tomorrow."
"Well, okay, I'll take you there." Yuan Hong didn't hesitate, changed positions, stepped on the accelerator, and quickly moved into gear. The car followed the wind and shot out, and arrived at the police station in a few blinks.
door.
After waving his hand, Long Gen went in.
The police station is very busy today, with not many cases, but the matter yesterday was big enough, and Fang Zheng took it very seriously. Everyone in the station worked overtime to ensure that the matter was investigated and cleared in the shortest possible time, and the information was organized and submitted to the police.
reward!
Even the director Fang Zheng, who has always been lazy and keen on eating, drinking, gambling and gambling, is lying on his desk, concentrating on sorting out information. These gadgets are important or not. To put it bluntly, they are just government officials playing hooligans! But as long as
It will be much easier to climb up if you make less fuss and make the details more detailed yourself.
At least, there is a chance, right?
"Hey, Director Fang, I'm busy." Long Gen didn't bother to knock on the door and barged in carelessly.
"What a bad day..." Fang Zheng didn't utter the last word, and he immediately behaved himself again.
"Oh, it turns out it's brother Long Gen. Oh, why are you willing to come and sit here with me? I've been looking forward to having you here." Fang Zheng, a smooth man, pulled Long Gen to sit down. "Xiao Wang, hurry up and pour the tea!"
Long Gen waved his hands indifferently, but he felt a little impatient in his heart. People from the Old Chen family wanted to directly trouble him, but he didn't have any concerns at all. How could the pig brains in the house of the Old Chen family fight with him?
It's just that my cousin is a loner, no matter how capable she is, she is just a mother-in-law in the final analysis! People from the old Chen family are hanging around, so it's best not to cause any trouble.
"If you don't like tea, there's no need. Director Fang, if you don't mind, I'll call you Brother Fang. I'm not the director." As soon as he opened his mouth, Long Gen approached him first.
Let's tie up Fatty Fang first, then the next thing will be easier to handle.
"Ahem, um, I'm here today to help Mayor He convey some spirit." He deliberately cleared his throat and straightened his body a little.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he quickly raised his head, straightened his chest and tightened his abdomen, as if he were solemn when meeting the leader of the country!
"That head of He Township said that she received a report that in Shanghe Village, Liuhe Township, someone was obstructing the villagers' plans to make a fortune and preventing the construction of the Bastard Reservoir. Director Fang, are you free? Chief He asked you to do this by name.
As I said, she feels very relieved when you do things!" Unknowingly, another unwarranted high hat was slapped on Fang Zheng.
This is what you have to do when dealing with people in the officialdom. Give them a little hope anytime and anywhere, just like a carrot in front of a donkey. You can see it, but you can't eat it. I worked hard for a long time, but got nothing...
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"Who is this Chen Tianming? So bold?" Fang Zheng slapped his thigh, his face filled with indignation. Although his face was sullen and his brows were furrowed, you could still see a touch of ecstasy in his eyes.
"There is no background. It's just that the leg is broken and the son's cock is gone. The father and son have nothing. They probably want to break the pot and save some money to prepare new year's goods." Long Genhu gave an excuse.
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Fang Zheng listened attentively, "Humph! Ugly people often do mischief! What have they done? It's not over yet, they are shameless! It's so outrageous!"
"Brother Long Gen, let's go, let's set off now. I want to take a closer look. This Chen Tianming has grown a few heads and is dying. I jumped for him!" In front of friends, bragging is naturally unreasonable.
, save your face first before talking.
Long Gen smiled, isn't the effect coming?
Nothing was done, so he fanned the wind twice. He was as excited as if he was about to beat Japan. With a wave of his hand, all the people in the office were taken away, wearing round hats, and set off.
"Hahaha, Chen Tianming, Chen Tianming, what do you want to fight with me? Why do you fight with me? Can you fight Grandpa Long? Huh, if you break two legs and you are not doing your duty, then I will break you, Old Chen
Every male in the family has a third leg! His breasts..."