"Cousin, it's nothing, don't worry. If we really can't dig, why don't we do it? Let's just wait for the letter from above. Isn't it just a matter of hundreds of thousands of dollars?" At this time, Long Gen was surprised. Not afraid anymore.
After careful consideration, a large number of bones appeared, and someone died again. Whether it is a mass grave or an emperor's tomb, once the matter becomes big, the treasures inside will have nothing to do with you, and the higher ups should pay attention to it.
However, this land belongs to me now. Whether it is expropriated or misappropriated, you have to give me some compensation, right? At least give me a good citizen award, and the entire bonus of one hundred thousand and two hundred thousand will be enough! Do the math, yourself Not a loss either.
"You little bastard, can you not be worried? Someone is dead!" Shen Lijuan cursed in a low voice. She was so anxious. The little bastard seemed to have nothing to do. He spent so much money and now he still lost money. , the higher-ups have investigated, and I will be held responsible if I can’t escape!
Shen Lijuan is timid to begin with. Country people are short-sighted and are naturally afraid of trouble. Death is even more of a big deal!
Shanghe Village is experiencing troubled times. Chen Tianming, the old secretary, was deposed. Wei Wenwu was the boss for a day, but he hanged himself on the third day. Now another person died! Can you not be worried?
"Hey, let's just die. A dead person is afraid of a ball? What if you chop it up, boil it and eat it?" Long Gen looked disapproving.
If there really is a ghost, what should we do with the staff at the funeral parlor and crematorium? They are not allowed to burn incense and worship Buddha every day. I remember when Japan was invaded, corpses were everywhere, rivers of blood flowed, and there were bones everywhere. Why don’t you come here? Already?
The world is like this. Don't think you are great. There are many people in the world. If you are more than you are, it is not more. If you are less, it is not less. For example, Wei Wenwu had a lot of face when he was alive. He was the village chief and party secretary. Everyone saw it. He was two points shorter and said hello with a shy face. If he died now, he would be dead.
All that was left to me was that one-third of an acre of land, and wild dogs and other things urinated on the graves. My mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were all killed, and no ghosts came up to eat the dragon roots. no.
Therefore, when a person is alive, he should live a relaxed and comfortable life, be happy when he should be, and don't make things difficult for himself. Maybe he will die when he dies one day, drag him out and bury him, set up a banquet, and that's it.
"Okay, okay, I won't bullshit you. I'm talking about one thing after another. The boss wants to investigate my responsibility. How can I deal with it?" Shen Lijuan rolled her eyes, thinking about her feet, and walked forward with her buttocks swaying. Then Long Genpidianpidian followed him, looking at his round butt, he wished he could take out a big stick and press it on the ground to have a good fight.
What's the big deal? As long as the sky doesn't fall, I'll still stab people!
"Ah, it's the village chief San Chou. The village chief is dead!"
"What? Li Sanchou is dead?"
"There is another person, there is another person inside, drag him out and have a look..."
"What? Three Chou?" Li Sanshui heard this and ran away to take a look.
The crowd suddenly became confused and screamed. How did the village chief die? No one could tell clearly, but ghosts and gods had the upper hand.
"In my opinion, Li Sanchou must have done something immoral and offended the ghosts here, so he was stripped off and tortured to death!"
"Yes, yes, last time I saw Li Sanchou touching her sister-in-law."
"Ah? That's really damn good!"
"Everyone, look, look, another one is lifted out, my God, his legs are broken, tsk, tsk, tsk, it's scary..."
"It's still bleeding, tsk tsk, I don't know who it is, it's such a miserable death."
"...."
Shen Lijuan was also startled. She saw two bloody men lying on the ground from a distance, with arms and legs missing. They looked like chopped pig trotters, which made her feel sick to her stomach.
"Have your identities been confirmed?" Shen Lijuan walked up and said coldly. Long Gen followed behind, took out his phone and urged Fang Zheng again.
Since the person is dead, let's go to the police station to investigate, so as not to cause trouble to my cousin. In a while, the archaeological experts will probably arrive soon.
"Cousin, please stand behind and stop looking." Seeing that Shen Lijuan was feeling uncomfortable, Long Gen pulled Shen Lijuan over and came closer to take a look.
Sure enough, it was Li Sanchou, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, eyes widened, a look of unwillingness on his face, and his mouth wide open. He didn't know what he saw. His spine was crushed. How could he survive?
I wiped the face of the other person, and it turned out to be Wei Wen, the great Niu! His expression was similar to that of Li Sanchou, as if he had encountered a ghost. He only had half of his head, and all his brains were leaking out, and he looked as white as tofu.
"Ah! Wow!"
Long Gen looked back and squatted on the ground timidly and vomited. It was so miserable that his brains were smashed out!
"Hoes?" He glanced sideways, and threw two hoes on the ground. A large piece collapsed, and several pieces of stone were shattered, creating a small dark hole. It was not clear what was inside.
Long Gen suddenly laughed, "You two bastards deserve it! How can you blame God for seeking death? How dare you imitate other people's tomb robbing if you have no skills?"
Most of the tomb robbers in ancient times were capable people. They could read Feng Shui, know a little bit about geology, and were familiar with history. They were serious cultural people who read Feng Shui and used Luoyang to explore the road. According to historical inference, it might be Then they started setting off cannons and digging holes for robbers in so-and-so's cemetery, step by step.
The two illiterate people must have been digging on the ground. After digging for a long time, they saw something interesting inside. Then they got anxious and got in! There was a "click" and they stepped on it, but there was nothing. It’s gone! Life is involved! You deserve to be so unlucky!
Anyone can afford tomb robbing?
"Come on, everyone, don't move around. Leave the body where it is. People from the police station will arrive soon! The family of the deceased can go home and get some cloth or something to cover the body first! This matter is strange and may be involved in a tomb robbery case. ! This requires legal responsibility!" Long Gen stood up, looked around, and said loudly, a bastard spirit rose from the sky, not angry but self-defeating!
"Tomb robbing?"
"What is tomb robbing?"
"Idiot, you don't even know how to rob a tomb. You need to dig up people's ancestral graves and look for treasures in the graves. Do you understand this?"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, there must be something good in it, otherwise Li Sanchou can carry a hoe and dig it out himself?" The man who spoke had a glint in his eyes. People will die for money and birds will die for food. Everyone is so poor and crazy. , can you not be tempted when you see the gold ingot?
"Er Maozi, you don't think you have a long life. Li Sanchou, most of the cattle are dead. Do you really think that other people's ancestral graves are so easy to dig? Be careful, you will die as soon as you go back."
"Go away! I'm just talking, is it that powerful?" Er Maozi's eyes flashed, he was a little scared, and he didn't have the confidence to speak.
Two bloody, freshly baked corpses were placed on the ground. It would be a lie to say that you were not afraid. Countryside people believed in gods and ghosts, and they followed everyone else's opinions, making people panic. As I talked, I always felt the cool breeze blowing behind me. With.
"Ah... San Chou, what are you, why are you so stupid? Why are you digging up someone's ancestral grave when you have nothing to do?" A chubby woman emerged from the crowd, lying on the ground crying for her father and mother, and started howling.
.
Isn’t this Li Sanchou’s mother-in-law?
Long Gen shook his head, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and sneered again and again. What could his man do without saying hello to his family? After a while, Li Xiaolan also came, crying and crying, and tears streaming down his face. My father
He is a bit uglier, but he is his father after all.
"It's a pity that this girl has only had sex twice." Long Gen shook his head slightly and stared at Li Xiaolan's plump breasts, which were bulging as if they were stuffed with two steamed buns.
I don’t know what’s going on, but I always feel that Li Xiaolan and Xiaofang look like biological sisters, and their bodies are almost the same. They feel comfortable to touch.
"Stop crying, there is no resurrection after death..." Long Gen squatted down, took Li Xiaolan's little hand, and rubbed it hard twice. It was as tender as tofu.
Only then did Li Xiaolan notice Long Gen. She stopped crying immediately, drooped her eyelids, stared at Long Gen's crotch, and swallowed secretly.
I have long heard from the villagers that Idiot Long's illness is almost cured, his brain is working well, and he still has connections in the city. The police station director is running back and forth, so he has face!
No wonder that thing in the crotch works so well, it turns out that’s the case!
Li Xiaolan squeezed her thighs hard and hummed in response, a strange peach blossom color appeared on her face.
"Sao mother-in-law!" He cursed secretly, and Long Gen pulled Yang Ying aside again. The woman cried even more fakely, her screams were loud, but she didn't shed any tears.
Damn it, these bitches are so heartless! Fortunately, I have a big stick with me, so I can control them at any time!
"Everyone, please give way, please give way. The deputy mayor is here, come on, give way. The deputy mayor is here to inspect the scene, please step aside!"
At this time, the crowd became commotion again, and they saw two brothers, Chen Tianyun and Chen Tiansong, walking over surrounded by a big fat man.
The big fat man is tall and thick, with a fleshy face and a big belly like a mother-in-law who has been pregnant for six months. He has a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth. How does he look like a mayor? He is clearly a gangster! His eyes are the size of mice and they are darting around.
I don't know what I'm thinking about.
"Deputy mayor? Chen Ming?" Shen Lijuan muttered and went to greet him.
"Hello, Mayor Chen, welcome to come to Shanghe Village to guide the work..." Shen Lijuan sold well. After all, she is the deputy mayor, so can she be polite?
"snort!"
Chen Ming snorted coldly and said coldly: "You are Shen Lijuan, the village party secretary of Shanghe Village. I heard that your work has been very good these days. People have died one after another, so you have the ability!"
"ah!"
Shen Lijuan's face changed drastically, her pretty face turned pale, and she didn't know how to answer.
"Huh, stinky bitch, aren't you cool? Why don't you say anything? Just wait, your good days are over, and that little bastard is here too!" Chen Tiansong sneered with the corner of his mouth pulled, looking coldly at the body.
of dragon root.
It's that bastard who made it useless for him to have a penis. Now he has to hold it with his hands when peeing. He accidentally pees in his crotch, which is so embarrassing!
"So you are looking for trouble!" Long Gen narrowed his eyes and looked at the Chen brothers beside Chen Ming, sneering in his heart.
This couldn't be more obvious. The old Chen family must have moved out of Chen Ming. When they caught up with this, they came to look for trouble and were ready to show off their power to their cousin!
"Haha, you are still a bit immature when it comes to fighting with your Grandpa Long..."
