The huge, shapeless bastard pool was filled with white bones. There were people all around the pool, and their eyes were all focused on the crotch of the man in the middle of the pool!
I saw between the hairy legs, a lush and dense black forest, and a pitch-black human whip protruded from the forest, hanging down, almost reaching the knees. It hung softly on the crotch like a snake, and as the
The body swayed slightly and swayed twice.
Long Gen looked at Li Sanshui, imagining the torture scenario in his mind. There was a "whoosh" of cold air on his back, and he was extremely nervous, fearing that a beautiful girl would appear and dangle in front of his eyes. The thing in his crotch did not obey the command and suddenly became erect.
, that would be troublesome.
Didn't you see the wolf-like eyes of the women around you? You want to swallow yourself up. I guess there will be many women trying to seduce you and see if this thing can make you hard.
The men, whether they were old or middle-aged, young men of seventeen or eighteen years old, all lowered their heads in shame and looked at that thing. It was so thick even if it was not hard. But when it was hard, it was no smaller than a bullwhip.
Compared with the human dragon root, it is really useless and embarrassing!
It’s true that people are more irritating than others!
"Ah? So long?" Fang Zheng finally noticed something strange about everyone. He lowered his head and looked, oh my god, I was shocked, what is that?
A black whip was stuffed in the crotch and was swinging back and forth. It was about as thick as a cucumber and was as soft as noodles and would fall there. People who didn't know better thought it was a snake with a golden hook hanging upside down on the branch.
"Brother Long Gen, what's wrong with you? How did you get so long?" Fang Zheng also wanted to ask.
Man, it doesn’t matter how handsome you are, what Chow Yun-fat and Zhou Xiaolun can do, if the lady who climbs on the kang knows that your thing doesn’t work, who will follow you?
In the public men's restroom, there are rows of urinal nests. My toilet is too small. Do you have the nerve to take it out?
Legend has it that when those rich women with idle breasts, itchy breasts and sore breasts were choosing ducks, their faces were second best. They took off their pants and stood in a row to slowly inspect the goods, choosing the big ones.
Come to think of it, it’s a pleasure to spend money on, isn’t it comfortable? Who buys a toothpick and sticks it in the hole, poking it all night long, but the water can’t come out, what’s the use of that crap thing?
ah?
And Long Gen will definitely put countless men to shame!
"Asshole, can I put on my pants?" Even though Long Gen was thick-skinned, he couldn't stand it. It was shameless to be stared at like this.
There are treasures at home that need to be hidden, so it’s good that everyone in the village has seen them. Looking at the old lady, she has a horrified expression on her face, shaking her head with a sad look on her face, as if she is sighing-if she had been born twenty or thirty years later.
It would be great to have a taste of the big stick.
I have been a woman all my life and have never seen such a big thing.
"Hey, I can't take it."
"Oh my god, how long and thick will this thing get when it gets hard?"
"Fortunately, Long Gen's thing can't be hard. Just take a look and see how many women have red eyes and want to run up and take a bite."
.....
In the crowd, there was a lot of talking and pointing. They watched Long Gen lift his crotch, and they were still unsatisfied. Especially those women, naturally it was hard to say something in broad daylight, for fear that their men would listen to it. But their hearts felt uncomfortable, such a long
This thing, why, why can’t it be hard?
"Director Fang, let's settle the case and arrest the person. Someone slandered me, but you didn't see it? What are you doing standing still?" Long Gen lifted his crotch and yelled angrily at Fang Zheng.
How else could I be such a bastard to be so embarrassed? I had my trousers removed in front of everyone, just like an animal in a zoo, letting everyone watch.
It’s okay to just watch people, just look at their faces, they look good. But these idiots want to look at their own big cocks, with envy, jealousy and hatred on their faces. Can Long Gen be happy? He wants to take everything in one go.
The fire was sprinkled on Chen Tianyun!
How could this bitch have done this without talking nonsense?
"Ah? I...I...I was talking nonsense..."
Chen Tianyun was depressed. He was just talking nonsense. He took off his pants and saw how big the thing was. The friends were shocked. But they didn't have any intention of being tough. Only then did they realize that they were going to be unlucky.
"Nonsense?" Fang Zheng came back to his senses and said coldly: "You can eat randomly, but how can you talk nonsense? How can such a slander against others be exposed with just "nonsense"?"
"Xiao Wang, take Chen Tianyun into custody and go back for a thorough interrogation to see if there is anyone behind it. We must get to the bottom of it and restore Comrade Long Gen's innocence!"
Fang Zheng spoke with righteous words and impassioned words, just like a speaker. Long Gen then nodded slightly, making people look at him like a stallion for a long time. How can he not regain some face?
Don't you girl know how to blow? Come on, keep on blowing. Damn it, you'll make the asshole violent in the game, and you'll be honest in no time!
"Ahem, Director Fang, I think how about putting this matter aside for now? Human lives are at stake here, so it's important to deal with the murder case first, what do you think?"
At this time, Chen Ming had to come out and say a few words. If we don’t talk about the relationship between relatives here, why don’t we also collect people’s money? As the old saying goes, “take people’s money to eliminate disasters”, but in the end you will end up in a bad situation.
That's not good. The old Chen brothers think it doesn't matter if they live longer, but they still want to get promoted and make a fortune.
"Mr. Chen is joking, haven't I already arranged for people to go test and collect evidence and take confessions? Now that someone is breaking the law and infringing on other people's rights, I naturally want to support justice." At the end of the sentence, Fang Zheng shook his head with a wry smile and lamented:
"There's nothing we can do. If the leader doesn't make decisions for the people, why not go home and bake sweet potatoes."
"..." Chen Ming's old face was ashen, and his teeth were trembling with hatred.
It's so abominable that you are so stupid, you are scolding yourself insinuatingly. You just want to confront yourself and argue with all your strength.
"Damn it, Fangzheng, you bastard!" He cursed in his heart, threw down his sleeves and left angrily. His old face turned the color of pig liver.
It’s so irritating. Why are you carrying it so hard today? The dignified deputy head of Liuhe Township was as disgraced as a grandson after being spoken to by others. He was completely humiliated, but he was still unreasonable. What a coward!
"Hey, Chief Chen, Chief Chen, Uncle Chen, you, don't go, you, Hey, Chief Chen, please save me, you..." As soon as Chen Ming left, Chen Tianyun
Anxious.
Even though he is used to being arrogant and domineering in the village, when he goes out, he acts like a turtle and behaves with his tail between his legs. He dare not show off his dignity, let alone get into trouble. It has been shown in the movies, and he is always thuggish.
Sorry, it ranged from a heavy punch to a life-threatening injury.
I just want to vent my anger, why am I still locked up? After spending all my money and ending up like this, what's the difference between shooting myself in the foot?
"That's pretty much it." Long Gen let out a breath and rolled his eyes at Fang Zheng. Just now he was thinking that if Fang Zheng couldn't handle this matter today, he would deal with him immediately tomorrow, as if dealing with his grandson.
This is called "brine the tofu, and one thing will be reduced!"
Shen Lijuan, Liu Yuxin and others on the side finally breathed a sigh of relief, looked at each other and nodded secretly.
The women were very clear-minded. The thing in Long Gen's crotch was so tight that they never lowered their heads. When they were a little soft, they were really afraid that their pants would come off. The thing would crow like a rooster, with their heads held high. Then I really don’t understand what’s going on today. At least, Chen Tianyun won’t let go so easily!
And Shen Lijuan understood better that there were only a few beautiful wives in Shanghe Village who had not been patronized by big sticks, and it was true without evidence. Wu Guihua was indeed raped by Xiaolong, but she was just willing to do so.
"Okay, okay, everyone, stop looking and go home and cook. I will seal off the site immediately and wait for the archaeological experts to arrive. I will give everyone an explanation as soon as possible! Go back, go back." Fang Zheng waved his hands to everyone, Signaling everyone to disperse. On the one hand, it’s difficult to get things done when there are too many people, but the key thing is that some things can’t be said out loud.
Fang Zheng is not a fool. He knows who he has offended today, so he took the risk to offend that bastard Chen Ming. How can he feel at ease if he can't hug him in the future?
He Jingwen is the best choice!
"Brother Long Gen, come and smoke a cigarette." Fang Zheng took out a cigarette and handed it to Long Gen, lighting it diligently. He stood aside with a smile, like a grandson.
"call!"
Long Gen took a deep sip, shook off the ashes, and pretended to be an uncle.
"Brother Long Gen, how are you doing today? Are you satisfied?" Long Gen remained silent for a long time, and Fang Zheng could only take the initiative to talk.
"Cough cough cough!"
Hearing this, Long Gen coughed violently, his face and neck turned red. He cursed:
"I'm so satisfied! What kind of thing do you think you're doing? Just handle the case. Why are you taking off my pants? Don't you think it's embarrassing?"
I really don't feel embarrassed, I don't take off my pants anyway.
Fang Zheng muttered something in his mind, and Fang Zheng smiled sheepishly, a little embarrassed.
"Brother Long Gen, don't, don't be angry. What's the point? Think about it, if you don't take off your pants, will you make those men jealous to death? You didn't see that look in your eyes. I wish I could cut you off with a knife." I'm so envious of myself." Fang Zheng said the only honest thing.
"I envy your uncle! You're so stupid!"
Long Gen was furious, he was just putting on a show, so he had to go to great lengths! Jumping on his feet, he cursed:
"Anyway, you are such a bitch, I'm so shabby, aren't you? You know that my thing can't be used, but you still say that? Believe it or not, I'm jealous of you?"
"No, no, no, no, I was wrong, I was wrong." Fang Zheng was startled, and then he came back to his senses.
That's right, no matter how long or thick that thing is, what can it do? If it doesn't have a silver wax gun head, it can't even be stuffed in. It's a fancy but useless thing, what's there to envy? But, that's fair. But I dare not say it out loud.
"Brother Long Gen, let's not talk about this matter. Let's not talk about this matter. Let's talk about the case first. According to your opinion, these two people were tomb robbers or had other causes of death. The death was so ugly, what do you think? "Fang Zheng quickly changed the topic.
"What a bullshit! I'm not Yuan Fang! You can figure it out yourself!" Long Gen put his hands behind his back and left angrily, but he felt happy in his heart.
The trouble is finally solved. As long as He Jingwen puts some more pressure, everything will be easy to handle!
