"Mr. He, do you think we are all children? Do you believe this?" Chen Ming smiled solemnly, straightened his back, and slapped his hand on the desk with a "bang"!
Loud noise! The entire venue fell into silence. Everyone looked at Chen Ming, and a bastard spirit arose spontaneously!
"Hexiang Chief, you have just admitted that you took away 200,000 yuan from the treasury! What is this? Misappropriation of public funds! What will be the outcome? Don't you know? Huh!" Chen Ming snorted heavily, his old face messy.
trembling.
"Now, on behalf of the Liuhe Township Government, I am removing He Jingwen from the position of mayor. We will wait until the matter is investigated and the embezzled public funds are recovered before we make a decision!"
Put a hat on it first, and stop making up random accusations. Next, just report this matter to the higher authorities and find two people in private to publicize this bastard spirit. By then, the number one position in Liuhe Township will still be there.
into your own hands?
"Humph, little baby, are you fighting with me? Go back and eat your mother's milk!" Chen Ming was so proud in his heart that he thought that being the deputy mayor would be the end of his life, but unexpectedly, by chance,
After receiving such news, I managed to pull the mayor off with just a few words.
I have to say, God has mercy on me!
"When I become the head of the township, Fang Zheng, and those women in Shanghe Village will deal with them one by one! Well, actually, the one named Shen Lijuan is pretty good, hehe, let's see if she knows what's going on?" I thought to myself,
He reached out and pressed his crotch, and the little ancestor started to rebel again.
I turned around and looked at He Jingwen again. In fact, this woman is not bad, with a bulging neckline and two breasts ready to pop out. Her tall figure looks like a model at first glance!
"Today's meeting is over! Dismissed!" Chen Ming waved his hand and said loudly.
He Jingwen sat slumped on the chair, as if she had lost her soul.
"Remove from office and investigate, misappropriation of public funds!"
These words hang like knives on your head. If you don't pay attention, you will be destroyed without a burial place! Officialdom is often crueler than the battlefield, because you don't know how many enemies are lurking in the dark, and when you are not careful, you will be killed.
Cause disaster!
He took out some money and wanted to do something good, but now he was accused of "misappropriating public funds". He Jingwen didn't even bother to explain.
Yes, in this era of no-government and no-corruption, no matter what you say, who will believe it?
Explanation is tantamount to covering up, think about it, just do whatever you want, just have a clear conscience! The two hundred thousand yuan will be paid immediately. The mayor can do whatever he can. If he can't do it, why not just go home and take care of the child?
After thinking about it, He Jingwen went to get off work with her bag. Although she was charged with "misappropriation of public funds", it did not mean that He Jingwen was taken into custody. When working in the government, it is clear which one is not investigated at all, and which aunt's second aunt is buried? It’s clear where your grandpa’s chicken is located and how long it is.
Can you run?
.......
"What? Misappropriating public funds? Is the township head incompetent?"
Long Gen jumped up from the sofa and almost tore his crotch.
He Jingwen nodded, with a not-so-good look on her face. She was about to make a bold move and make some achievements for Dad to take a good look at. Without your blessing, I can still make some achievements!
Well, it's good now, it's stillborn. All plans and everything have come to nothing.
"You can't. The head of the township just says he's gone? Are you kidding me?" Long Gen is really anxious. There's no one at the top, so what should we do?
There is still such a big bastard pool in my village. In the future, we will have to rely on He Jingwen’s face to attract customers, sponsors and so on? And that big dream, that is the real way to make money, it is over before it even begins.
Now, can you not get angry in a hurry?
"Do you think this will work? I'll give you 200,000 yuan as compensation, and then you can continue to be the mayor of the township. What do you think?" Long Gen thought about it.
"Haha, do you think Chen Ming will miss this opportunity?" He Jingwen shook her head, no longer holding out any hope.
It is natural to block the entrance to embezzle public funds; blocking it will not change the fact of "misappropriating public funds"! Other opponents will definitely use this opportunity to exaggerate, slander, and step on their own corpses to get to the top!
The officialdom is just like the battlefield, it is also bloody! He Jingwen has known this for a long time, but he did not expect that at such a young age, he would become a corpse stepping on someone else's feet, and he felt a little unwilling to do so. There are still many ambitions that have not been realized, can he be willing to do so?
?
"What should we do? My tortoise pond, my fruit trees, my "No. 1 farm in the world"!" Long Gen wailed, feeling indescribably lonely and sad.
I thought God was kind, even though I let that thing in my crotch become a noodle for more than ten years, and even though my brain was damaged for a few years, wouldn't everything be fine in the end?
When heaven gives great responsibilities to people here, isn't it just to endure some hardships first, and then dominate the world and dominate the martial arts world? Why, why is the good luck cut off now? This is unscientific!
"What? The best village in the world?"
He Jingwen frowned and became interested. The best village in the world? This name sounds quite domineering. Why haven't I heard of it before? Could this be the little bastard's biggest dream?
"Isn't it? Ouch, my dream is gone! Ouch!" Long Gen sighed, "Forget it, I will go back to the village tomorrow and stop practicing driving. There is no hope."
"No, please tell me first, what is the first thing in the world? How did you come up with it? Tell me." He Jingwen became interested, but she didn't even see that there is any place in Liuhe Township that can create "the best thing in the world"
"First Village" comes.
After thinking about it, let’s just say it. Anyway, the dream is shattered!
"Liuhe Township cannot be said to have outstanding people, but it can definitely be called "beautiful mountains and clear waters." The mountains are steep and tall, the water is crystal clear, the water quality is excellent, and it is rich in many minerals! I used to study science, and I was pretty good at chemistry and physics.
I got some water and tested it. Only then did I know that the water in the Qingshui River has a very high mineral content, with the most iron and zinc! Drinking it is very good for the human body, and it also solved the problem of the delicate and smooth skin of the village girls along the Qingshui River."
"This is not the main thing. The water quality is good. At most, we can set up a mineral water factory. This stall is too big, and the Qingshui River belongs to the country. I don't want to get involved. But later I discovered that the mountains at the source of the Qingshui River are extremely rich.
It could be a volcano thousands of years ago, or even tens of thousands of years ago!"
When he said this, Long Gen's eyes widened, and his eyes were so bright that they looked like gold.
"What? A volcano? Is it blowing?" He Jingwen rolled her eyes at Long Gen, "What's the history of Liuhe Township? Don't you know everything about it just by reading a book? It's a volcano. It's so unreliable!"
"Um, I'm just guessing. For science, you need to make bold guesses. A good student is one who has doubts and questions. Aren't you going to discuss this with you? Why are you so impatient?" Long Gen was a little embarrassed.
Indeed, can the mountains in Liuhe Township be called mountains? They are all mountain peaks built with stones, and the villagers say that immortals have lived here for generations. It is very likely that they are not volcanoes.
Everyone knows that wherever there are volcanoes, radioactive materials are extremely strong and are very likely to cause human defects or mutations.
I don’t know about other villages in Liuhe Township, but I am sure in Shanghe Village that the women here have big breasts and white butts. This is absolutely true! This can’t be considered a mutation or defect, right?
"There is another possibility. The source of Qingshui River is most likely groundwater! Liuhe Township has four distinct seasons, but the water temperature of Qingshui River in winter is not much different from that in summer. Especially under the small pool, it is extremely warm. The temperature is too low. Wild animals
The tortoise cannot be hatched!" Long Gen said solemnly.
He Jingwen nodded and signaled Long Gen to continue.
"If it is really underground water, then you can completely encircle it and build a farmhouse or a mountain villa. Build two houses and find some beautiful women to sing, dance, and have drinks with you. If you have free time, the boss can do it.
The money man bets twice. I soaked in the hot spring, hugged the girl, pinched the breasts, and counted the bills. Do you think it is the best village in the world?" At the end of the words, Long Gen's eyes lit up and he followed.
Like a thief.
He Jingwen rolled her eyes and glared:
"You little bastard, you run a brothel!"
"Hehe, it's just a joke. Don't take it seriously." Long Gen smiled, a little embarrassed, and quickly changed the subject.
"Look, big cities now like to go outing and surfing, and get close to nature. Why? What's wrong with our poverty in Liuhe Township? But the scenery is beautiful, the air is good, the food and drink are all natural, and the green environment is not provided
How good would it be if the party organization added more obstacles?"
"Besides, you see, those people in the city are eating genetically modified things like Crane Crown Red and their brains are no longer functioning. They are the ones who have the money to talk nonsense about! As long as they go into the village and take a look
, Ha, this place is nice and comfortable! You have to pay for it obediently!"
"An old hen costs twenty or thirty yuan, so what if I sell it for three to five hundred yuan? Tell me, do I, the 'No. 1 farm in the world,' make money?"
He Jingwen raised her head and looked at Long Gen in surprise, as if she didn't recognize him.
I thought that the little bastard only knew how to make the mother-in-law feel comfortable, but I didn’t expect that the little bastard had so many clever ideas. He turned over the business experience one after another.
"Xiaolong, I didn't expect you to be so smart. This is such a great idea! The development of Liuhe Township is not a dream!"
Long Gen curled his lips when he heard this and sighed: "Hey, how good is it? Now that you are down, my dream can only be a fantasy! Hey!"
"Haha, nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are people who are willing!" He Jingwen smiled sweetly and said: "Let's go, pack your things!"
"Ah? What are you doing? Where are you going in the middle of the night? Let's go to the bedroom. I'll check Mi.Mi's pulse to see if the secondary meridians are open?" Long Gen stretched out his hand towards He.
Jingwen grabbed it from the chest.
"Snapped"!
He Jingwen slapped away his lustful claws and stared.
"You little bastard, stop touching! Business is more important. Do you still want to be the best in the world?"
"Hmm? Do you have any idea?"
"Of course! Come with me..."
"Hey, where are you going? Don't mess with my chicken. Chicken..."