"What nonsense is it? Your daughter is good-looking. Isn't it normal for me not to take advantage of someone's emotional distress?" Long Gen had a black line on his head, his brows were knitted together, and he cursed angrily in his heart. He turned around and said to He Wenfeng:
"Uncle, don't, don't, this is not good. How embarrassing!"
He Wenfeng got excited. He came close to Long Gen and reached out to grab his crotch. He said angrily:
"Why are you so embarrassed? You act like a bitch, whining and whining. Can you still get along with her? Go away and let me see!"
Long Gen was covering his crotch, his face looked as if it was about to rain, and it was as dark as the bottom of a pot. He was guarding the last line of defense, holding down the big snake in his crotch, for fear of the gun going off!
"Don't bother me! Uncle, uncle, you can't look at it, you really can't look at it... Oh, uncle, don't hold my hand..."
He Wenfeng was even more unhappy. His eyes were rolling and he was muttering in his heart.
"It's just a chicken. It's just a push-over. That thing probably won't work, but that won't work. I'm just a daughter. I've just been divorced. I can't even satisfy my daughter in bed. What do you want him to do? He's a piece of trash!
"
"No matter what, you must take a look. My daughter is young and may not understand some things! Only the mother-in-law who comes here knows the benefits of a strong crotch thing for men! If the brat is really a piece of trash, then don't blame me for being cruel.
Well, Jingwen, this time father will definitely help you find a good man!"
He looked up at the kitchen, where there was a lot of busy work and the sound of rushing water. He Wenfeng felt more relieved. He must not let his daughter see it. He might think that the little old man has that hobby. He is quite old.
Sorry, I can't afford to lose that person.
"Long Gen, please take off your pants and let me take a look. Ten fingers are different in length. I don't expect you to be better than Ximen Qing, but at least you can't wrong my daughter, right?" He Wenfeng simply put down the words.
He leaned into Long Gen's ear and whispered: "But if your thing is as soft as a toothpick, then leave Jingwen as soon as possible. Do you understand?"
"Forehead?"
Long Gen was dumbfounded, what is this?
It is said that "everything is different", but I have never heard that the son-in-law of the Prime Minister of Qingyuan County has a rule about looking at people's crotches. Although they are all men, there is nothing to be ashamed of, but after all, it can't be done with shame.
Furthermore, Long Gen was really scared. His gadget was quite big. He was afraid that He Wenfeng would be scared out of his wits after seeing it. He was worried that He Jingwen wouldn't be able to bear it and would be stabbed to death by two sticks. Then he would pay Dafa!
"Uncle, can you please stop looking? Don't worry, I will serve Jingwen comfortably, with a glowing face, without even the slightest grievance, okay?" Long Gen made his last struggle, tears welling up in his eyes.
Wandering around, you can be as pitiful as you want. That’s right, no one can laugh or cry when meeting such an old father-in-law.
I really don’t know if Li Liangcai got in there and took off his pants to check the authenticity.
"Hmph!" He Wenfeng waved his sleeves and let out a heavy groan from his nose, and said angrily: "Pushing and blocking is not straightforward at all! Presumably, that piece of trash in your crotch is no different from mud!"
"Since you don't even have the guts to take off your pants, what are you talking about? Just leave. I will never agree to this matter between you and Jingwen! Just leave!"
After saying the cruel words, He Wenfeng turned away and said nothing. His chest rose and fell sharply, he was very angry!
I really don’t understand. My daughter is so beautiful. She is as beautiful as a fish and a wild goose. She has a pretty face that is as beautiful as her mother. She is as beautiful as a god in the sky. How can this kid not take advantage of others’ danger? Now take off your pants and take a look.
The goods refuse to live or die!
As the saying goes: "When things go wrong, there must be a monster!"
All kinds of signs made He Wenfeng have to doubt that Long Gen Kang's ability to do things may not be the least bit capable at all. What is the use of such a son-in-law with just a mouth? Can he continue the incense of the old He family?
"Ah? This..." Long Gen rolled his eyes, extremely depressed.
I really don’t know what to say to my future second father-in-law. It’s ridiculous and infuriating that he actually questions his ability to do things in bed? What nonsense!
It's not that I don't want to show it to you, but I'm afraid of scaring the elderly. They are old, have poor heart function, have high blood pressure, and have coronary heart disease. The evil spirit of the big stick is too strong, so don't let it stun you and end up with hemiplegia.
, the joke is really too big.
"Uncle, you, listen to me..."
"Stop saying anything, don't take off your pants, don't look at the chicken, just leave!" He Wenfeng interrupted Long Gen with a wave of his hand.
Damn it, pull a ball? If it weren't for my "No. 1 Village in the World", who the hell would give you a fuck? Just take it off, don't you like looking at it, old thing? Then I'll let you look at it
I understand clearly, don’t blame me for being scared!
"I'm taking it off, uncle, don't be angry, it's just..." Long Gen suddenly lowered his head, his voice was much lower, as if he was shy, "But, uncle, you have to be mentally prepared, my thing is a little bit different.
....”
He Wenfeng's expression softened slightly after hearing this.
"Young man, it's okay. Just keep it small. As long as it can do things, it's better than anything else. I'm afraid that if your thing can't be strong, it will be troublesome. Who do you think is a parent who doesn't like children?
Women are happy."
"Take it off, it's okay. It's too young. Let's think of a way. Now that science is advanced, it's not impossible to promote secondary growth. Take it off quickly. Jingwen will be done with her work later. It's not good to see it." He Wenfeng
Comforting and urging.
I had already prepared for the worst, I just hoped that the thing would not only have the function of peeing!
Long Gen nodded, showing a heavy expression, as sad as if my mother had just been raped without any money. There were bursts of sneers in her heart.
This expression fell into He Wenfeng's eyes, and he couldn't help but sigh, shaking his head slightly, secretly feeling sad.
"Why is my daughter's life so miserable? Li Liang is a bastard. This dragon root is quite pleasing to the eye, but I'm afraid he is a weakling..."
At this time, Long Gen slowly took off his trousers, as shy as a young lady who had just walked through the door. He suppressed his blush, his head almost got caught in his crotch, and he pulled the trousers down.
"Snapped"
There was a soft sound, and a big, soft snake was seen hanging down from the crotch, half buried in the grass. It had a dark body and a huge body. If you look at it from a distance, it looks like a snake playing with an upside-down golden hook and hanging its head on a swing.
It's swaying back and forth, and it's softer than noodles!
"Ah! Then, what is that?"
He Wenfeng also wanted to comfort Long Gen and teach him the two-stroke technique. In today's society, various industries are developing rapidly, and the moves and tricks related to "sun" are changing with each passing day and have made great progress!
Although the old-timers' ox crawling on the back, the old man pushing the cart, and the Guanyin sitting on the lotus are classics; today's gods holding the moon, wild wolves carrying on their backs, and the Sixty-nine poses just push the "sun" to another climax!
Although "Spring Palace Pictures" is good, Immortal Hands is even better, with detailed descriptions, detailed explanations and accompanying audio-visual images.
Society is developing, but if you think about it, it just doesn't work. You can spend money on surgery to install a bullwhip, but you can still poke it?
But, what is that?
"No, it's impossible!" He Wenfeng was frightened, shook his head repeatedly, and stepped back.
From a pile of dark weeds, a big black python sprang out, its head drooping weakly! Even so, the thing was two or three times longer than me! It was longer than an ordinary big cucumber.
It’s so thick that it’s almost the diameter of an eggplant!
"How, how is it possible? How can a human thing be so long? No, it must be a fake. It is definitely a fake!" My mind was in chaos, and my eyes were staring at Long Gen's crotch. I couldn't accept this fact!
That thing in my crotch is awesome enough. When I first got married, I would write about her mother every day and take her mother with me wherever I went. At night, I would do nothing but play on the cat bed, so energetic.
My son is very content, and several friends in my circle are secretly envious of me.
Men, it's normal to be lustful; but there are very few men who can afford to be lustful, so I have always been the envy, jealousy, and hate of my friends.
However, today, He Wenfeng was injured. He originally wanted to comfort and even teach his future son-in-law some skills in bed. From now on, he will use new tricks to serve his daughter, and she will feel comfortable, right?
But at this moment, it felt like I had swallowed a fly in my throat. It was stuck in my throat. I couldn't swallow it or spit it out. It was so uncomfortable!
That thing in the crotch of a man's crotch looks like a python, do you need any tricks? Don't say anything, just shake the big guy, put some saliva on the head, put the stick in, and you can make those women all over you with one stick.
Lose your strength!
"Uncle, look, is my little chicken still good? Has it met your requirements?" Long Gen blinked and looked at He Wenfeng with a half-smile.
You little boy, you must be dumbfounded. I told you not to take it off or take it off, but you insist on seeing it. Come on, now Grandpa Long will let you see it all! You feel inferior, you feel ashamed.
"That's enough, that's enough. Oops. This guy is so big." After being stunned for a while, He Wenfeng came back to his senses and smiled from ear to ear. He was still looking at Long Gen's crotch. He was still wondering why he was so big.
Big guy? It's too big, as if it's mutated, and it's black.
"Oh, Xiaolong, I'm sure about the matter between you and Jingwen. Hahaha!" He Wenfeng laughed loudly, his eyes narrowed with joy, and he suddenly lowered his voice, "But when it comes to that with Jingwen,
You have to be gentle, my daughter is still tender. Your guy is too big, you are digging a well, go in slowly, there is no need to rush."
Now I am not worried that my daughter will not be sexually happy in the future. I am worried that her sexual happiness will be too much. After a night, she will not be able to get out of bed for three to five days, which will delay her work and so on!
"Ahem, um, uncle, I understand this, don't worry." Even though Long Gen was thick-skinned, he was a little embarrassed.
I don't know whether to say that this father is too competent, or that he is too verbose and even cares about getting on the kang. But it is difficult to refute, so he can only nod and reveal it with a smile.
But He Wenfeng didn't want to let it go. He was still thinking about that big guy. How could he not be curious about such a thick and huge thing?
"Xiaolong, um, uncle wants to ask you something. How does this thing of yours grow? What brand of additives did you eat?"
"Uh..." Long Gen's head was covered with black lines...
