"Ah... Wuhu, Wuhuhu, little ancestor, ahha, you are so great, ahhh..."
"Papa...papa pa"
In a deep alley, inside an "adult products store", waves and screams could be heard, sometimes gentle and deep, sometimes majestic, accompanied by a sudden sound of pounding like a violent storm.
"Oh, this..."
Occasionally, a passerby passed by and heard the sound. He couldn't help but be amazed, then shook his head and muttered:
"Maybe it's because of watching movies. How can normal people be so awesome?"
.....
The three people in the back room fought fiercely for nearly two hours, until their children were as limp as mud and their delicate bodies were trembling. Only then did Long Gen stop his "in-depth and simple" interview, control the speed of the large shotgun, and launch a round of rapid fire!
During the battle, between the fair and round legs, two lumps of delicious soy milk juice were faintly drawn. It was hot and sticky, and translucent. At first glance, it looked like glue!
Long Gen lowered his head and took a look. Xiao Long Gen was still fighting high and showed no signs of defeat. He had the spirit of a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers!
"Snapped"
He raised his hand and slapped her, causing the big black stick to swing back and forth.
"Excuse me, I'll find out in just one day, Mrs. Ri, to open the gate and let out the water. Can you do something serious?" After cursing, Long Gen slowly lifted up his trousers.
Xiao Longgen was still unfinished, so naturally he was a little dissatisfied. He held up his crotch and propped up a fairly standard tent on top. There was a bulging mass underneath, with two bird eggs on both sides, and a small ditch in the middle.
"Hey, you're still so tough?" This scene happened to be seen by Huang Juan who turned over. She covered her mouth with a look of wonder, and a wave of turmoil arose in her heart.
Oh my god, this, is this still a human being? After having sex with two wives for more than two hours, the donkey thing is still strong, huffing and puffing for a long time, and it feels as if someone has cramped and skinned it. It's so limp.
Haven't eaten enough yet.
"What a good thing!" Huang Juan sighed to herself, her eyes showing reluctance. She knew that Long Gen was leaving, and it was destined that this large shotgun would not belong to her.
Long Gen turned around and waved to the two women, "Grandpa Long is leaving. If you have some free time before, let's make a scene and let's catch up later!" He slapped his butt and was about to leave.
"Wait, wait a minute." Huang Juan didn't know where she got the courage. She endured the burning pain in her body and couldn't even use the fig leaf to cover her body. She grabbed Long Gen. Her pretty face turned slightly red.
.
"What's wrong? Didn't I feed you enough?"
Long Gen turned around and smiled, not surprised at all. He lowered his head and gently pinched the two purple grapes on Huang Juan's breasts, rubbed them, and they became hard immediately.
Da Bangzi is somewhat famous now, although the "name" is not very pleasant. At least it has cultivated a batch of good comrades who are willing to die for it! People such as Huang Cuihua, Chen Xianglian and others can't be counted with all their fingers and toes.
!
Long Gen could proudly pat his chest and say: "It's your fault that you didn't let me come to my house the first time; it's my fault that you didn't let me come to my house the second time!"
To conquer a woman, you are quite confident with a big stick!
As for Huang Juan's nostalgia, Long Gen had long seen it in his eyes. He even pretended that he had fallen in love with her and raped her, and even took the initiative to send her to her door to serve the big stick. This kind of love is deep enough.
"No, no, no, that's enough, that's enough." Huang Juan was so frightened that she shook her head repeatedly, how could she not be satisfied? That thing was so powerful that the bones of the person it stabbed were numb.
Thinking of the last moment of the spray, in a flash of lightning, the bird pole finally pulled the trigger, "click, click, click", the bullet heads formed by the aggregation of hundreds of millions of soldiers swept towards the flesh. The wall of the cave was hot.
And the scorching heat, the moment it hits, makes the whole soul tremble!
"This man is very strong and can shoot well!" This is Huang Juan's definition.
"Then what are you doing to seduce me? Okay, I won't be with you today. You two are so tender down there, the dumpling wrappers are swollen, and you probably don't even dare to wear underwear!" Spread the two women's thighs apart and pinch the dumpling wrappers.
After taking a look, he rarely said seriously: "Buy a bottle of lubricating oil to rub it in, and get some medicine to remove the swelling. Take good care of yourself."
When it was over, Long Gen pointed to the puffy crotch of his pants and said with a wicked smile: "This thing is too powerful. I'll be gentler next time I go back to the sun."
"Bah! You still know how to be gentle. You just used so much force that you almost broke the bones!" Yang Ting was lying on the ground and heard Long Gen say this. She secretly sighed in her heart and stared at her beautiful eyes.
That brat has a touch of charm.
Huang Juan was fine, she grabbed Long Gen's hand with a timid look that made people cry, and said delicately:
"Are you leaving?"
Long Gen suddenly became serious after hearing this, his brows were knitted together tightly, and there were a few black lines on his broad forehead. He sighed quietly and said:
"What can I do if I don't leave? There are still many things waiting for me to do!"
"What's going on?"
Huang Juan said with a serious face, but she was thinking secretly in her heart, after hearing what Wang Erniu said, wasn't she just a fool before? Now her brain is a little easier to use, but what big thing can happen in a remote place? She put on a solemn expression
, as if to save the world!
"Isn't it a big deal to solve the problem of gay women all over the world?" Long Gen looked serious, but he didn't look like he was pretending.
"Poof!"
Huang Juan glanced at Heng Longgen, and suddenly felt that this face was very beautiful, sunny, handsome, and had an indescribable hardness!
"Well, what a rare good man. Not only does he have a big crotch, but he also talks in such a humorous manner, and he is quite good-looking! Hey, why did I marry that stupid pervert Wang Erniu?
As for the color, I don’t have any confidence in the color!" Thinking of Wang Erniu, a dark color appeared on his face.
"Okay, that's it, we'll see each other again. I'm going to leave first..." After the egg was pulled, Long Gen was ready to leave.
To be honest, Long Gen doesn't like this kind of restraint. We are all adults. Can we be more upright and have fun? What does it look like?
"If you want to take the day, if you want to do it, do it, and when you're done, let it go!" This is the most ingenious way to shoot off fire in the field, but it has to be so complicated, sensational, and almost like a lover, why bother? To put it bluntly, it doesn't matter.
No one knows who the pants are.
"Hey, don't go, I still have something to say." Huang Juan held on to Long Gen and refused to let go.
Long Gen spread his hands and felt helpless, "Sister, can you let me go? Don't be so selfish. There are many women who care about my crotch, so don't take up everyone's precious time."
"No, no, I, I, want, want to have a baby..."
When Huang Juan heard this, she felt a little embarrassed. She let go of her hands timidly, her hands hanging between her thighs. She was not wearing any pants and could only rub a few curly hairs on her lower abdomen.
"What, you want to have a baby?" When Long Gen heard this, a waterfall of sweat suddenly formed on his forehead.
What is this? Do we really want Da Bangzi to carry out a seed replacement plan for Liuhe Township and even the land of China?
"Oh my god, I can't even grind a big chicken into a needle... Oh my god, I can't do it..."
"Sister, look at this, doesn't your man have a lot of trouble?" Long Gen thought about it in his mind and thought it would be better to have Shaori's mother-in-law.
Firstly, my cousin will go crazy when she finds out about it; secondly, if these women outside don’t keep their mouth shut, they will have to shout about all their problems. One or two a day is nothing, just borrow it once or twice.
It’s okay to plant seeds. But after all, I am not a professional in seed borrowing! Moreover, borrowing seeds does not mean that you can get pregnant if you can. In the final analysis, it is still life!
"Look, Wang Erniu is still capable. You can still have babies every day. This, this, look at it. I have married Wang Erniu, the mother-in-law, and I will kill you later."
Wang Erniu helped me raise my son, which is a bit unjust..." Long Gen rubbed his hands and analyzed it for a while!
"Nonsence!"
Huang Juan spat lightly and stared at Long Gen, dumbfounded. Her small face was as red as a monkey's butt, so cute!
"You've fucked up everyone, and you still have the nerve to say that. You've fucked up a mother-in-law and still talk to people about being righteous. Is this what you call being honest and righteous?"
Long Gen was speechless and didn't say anything. He smiled. He was a little embarrassed, and that's right. It seems that it is not a good thing to talk about righteousness with someone after making someone's mother-in-law.
"I really want a child. Erniu's thing may be useful, but it can't be compared with you. It's comfortable to wear, and I ejaculate too much. The lumps look like paste. Wang Erniu shrugged for a while.
My baby is as tired as a dead dog. If I squeeze a few drops of clear mucus out of my nose, what kind of baby can I have?"
After all, Huang Juan is a businessman in the countryside, and she is very measured in what she says and does. Looking at Long Gen, she looks a little embarrassed. She will have to ask for help in solving her sexual life in the future. How can she always look bad to others?
"Brother, I didn't say anything. First of all, I fell in love with that thing on your crotch. It's big and very comfortable. I'm also very happy. In this way, I've also heard about some borrowing prices. A boy can get 50,000 yuan.
, 30,000 yuan for a female baby. You are awesome, and I enjoy it too. In this way, as long as you conceive a baby, whether it’s a boy or a girl, I’ll give you 60,000 yuan. What do you think?”
Huang Juan and Wang Bachi are determined to tie up the dragon root, and the price is 60,000 yuan!
"Ah? This..." Long Gen was a little embarrassed.
Long Gen didn't really care about the lack of money. It cost money to build a house, and tens of thousands of dollars wouldn't be enough to solve the problem. He just admired Huang Juan, she looked small and dainty, so she was right
Wang Erniu was as obedient as a maid, but she didn't expect to be so courageous in doing things!
After all, he is a man who urinates standing up. How can he stand up to the sky and the earth by himself? He can't compare to a woman! He immediately slapped his thigh!
"Okay, if you don't have enough money, don't talk about it. I'll just take care of you and give you some compensation. I'll keep it until you get pregnant with the baby. What do you think?"
Huang Juan was delighted when she heard this, "Really?"
"That's not true, you are a pure man. Every spit is a nail! You just treat me to a meal!" Long Gen felt very refreshed for this rare occasion.
"Well, let's go, Mr. Roast Chicken, I'll treat you!" Huang Juan was also very cheerful.
"Ahem... little ancestor, can we discuss something?" Yang Ting also regained her composure now. Listening to the conversation between the two, she felt quite envious, but it was a pity that she didn't have that much money.
This little facade was left behind by his parents. Adult products can’t be sold in a day. A man can only give you a thousand yuan a month for living expenses. What’s enough?
"I, I also want to have a baby. Can we just stay here every day? One shot in two days, what do you think?"
When Long Gen heard this, he almost lost his breath and sighed:
"A different plan is an important responsibility that cannot be shied away from..."