"Male secretary? Isn't that the kind of guy who just follows a rich woman's back and carries her bag, is cheerful when meeting people, and pretends to be a bigot?" When Long Gen heard this, he immediately became aware of something. He gave him a pillow when he felt sleepy, and he was still thinking about it in the afternoon.
When you're an official, you show off your power and show off your power and abuse others, so why don't you become a male secretary at night?
It’s said in the movie that male secretaries are good. They carry bags and go shopping with the little rich woman. If the rich woman wants to play mahjong, she will sit aside and help count the money. When the rich woman wants to play mahjong, she will help take off the hood and hand over the contraceptive condom.
It's tens of thousands a month. It's easy to make money, just like plowing leaves in the woods.
"Oh, by the way, I heard that the male secretaries have to pay compensation. When the master is tired of playing with each other, the rich women can still exchange dates with each other. When it's okay, when I'm busy, I can help massage my breasts and massage my breasts and drain the sewers and so on. That's okay.
That's right, I don't have much power, at least give me some power to live or not..."
"Peng!"
The document on the table, which looked like eyes, hit Long Gen's forehead. He Jingwen cursed angrily: "You little bastard, what good things are you thinking about all day long? You were reincarnated as a gangster in your last life, right?"
"Hehe, just kidding." Long Gen smiled. Today, I have received a huge favor from Grandma Sao. I can't make others angry. Grandma Sao lifted up her clothes and took off her pants, so she had to eat milk.
For milk, I asked him to take out a stick to help him stir it up and down, but he still had to tinker with it a few times.
These days, everyone who has money is a rich man, not to mention that this woman is also the mayor of the township, a living old Buddha, do you dare to neglect her?
"Um, Mayor He, can you tell me more specifically, what does a secretary do? What does he do, what powers does he have, how about a month's vacation, and what's his salary?" After regaining his composure, Long Gen asked a series of questions.
When it comes to remuneration issues, you have to talk clearly in person. There are still a lot of wives waiting to take care of you. On a day that is open 24 hours a day, it will take two or three days to get it done. You must have enough holidays!
"Virtue!" He Jingwen rolled her eyes, glanced at Long Gen, and said scornfully: "Why don't you do anything? First ask about the treatment? Do you want to lose face?"
Long Gen corrected him: "This is called being outspoken! I work for you, so it's natural that I should be paid some money. Although we are both in a serious relationship, we have to talk about it first before breaking up, and we must follow the rules! For other American couples, buy a contraceptive condom.
They all have to be made in AA format..."
"Ah, it smells shameless!" He Jingwen was so angry that her teeth itched, and she was about to smash the cup. She couldn't help but feel a little funny when she thought about it. She shook her head and said: Enemies!
"Okay, let me tell you, secretary, naturally she will be my secretary. Although there is a township committee secretary in Liuhe Township, I still have the final say on most things! Therefore, my secretary will naturally fly to the branch.
Your head turns into a phoenix, and you are the most powerful among secretaries! Even far superior to the local village chief, village party secretary, and even some directors of the township government have to give you face!"
He Jingwen paused, then explained the meaning of "secretary", first poured some ecstasy soup into Long Gen, and then slowly rubbed it.
"Secondly, let's talk about the secretary's work, food, clothing, housing and transportation. For example, if you go to work at eight o'clock every morning, you should arrive at the office at least seven o'clock, clean the office, make tea, organize documents, what are the meetings today, inspection activities of so-and-so, interviews with leaders, how about
How about, these must be listed clearly one by one!"
"You have to do a series of things like sorting documents, sending documents, issuing my instructions, etc.!"
He Jingwen chatted for a while, then looked at Long Gen, who looked confused, and asked: "How is it? Is there any problem? It's not difficult."
"Sister, are you looking for a nanny? Do you want to go to the bathroom and I'll buy you sanitary napkins?" Long Gen curled his lips, a little depressed.
Damn it, I want to be the county magistrate or mayor. I don’t care about this little loser secretary! What’s the difference between a secretary and a nanny?
"Sister, I'm fine with you as a bed partner, forget about the rest." Ignoring He Jingwen who was about to go crazy, Long Gen waved his hands repeatedly, "Okay, eldest sister, if you are really serious, let's do this, you can find me a bed partner and you can still be an official.
I will take the position immediately!"
He Jingwen gritted her teeth with hatred, suddenly smiled strangely, and said with a smile: "Oh, this position really does exist."
"Ah? Is it really possible?" Long Gen was startled. Is there really a way in this world for someone to get promoted and make a fortune by spending time with him?
He Jingwen's eyebrows arched in laughter, and she said calmly: "Should you be the head of the breeding pig station? You can live every day, and your bird's pole is just showing its strengths..."
"...."
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Long Gen didn't agree to the matter of the secretary. It was good to be an official, and He Jingwen was even less likely to treat him badly. Maybe he would have been sent to be a director or something with some qualifications, but after all, everything in the village had not yet taken shape. No. 1 in the world
The village is just a fantasy, and there is currently a shortage of at least two million to build houses.
Not only that, just find a gimmick to hype it up, otherwise who would know that Shanghe Village is a poor place that doesn’t give shit and fights?
These all cost money!
Money, money, money, life is connected!
The ancients said, "A penny cannot defeat a hero." Without money, you can't do anything!
Therefore, Long Gen decided to settle the affairs in the village first and have a stable income, and then slowly talk about becoming an official. Doesn't He Jingwen have a father who is the county magistrate? It shouldn't be difficult to help him for two years.
A week later, Yuan Xiang was also discharged from the hospital, and Long Gen was sent back. After a long trip home, it was inevitable that he would play the flute and set off cannons to blow up the ditch every night. All the women, who were as beautiful as flowers and looked like your mother, lay on their backs.
On the edge of the kang mountain, I stuck out my white buttocks, just waiting for the big stick to go into the hole.
That battle was so shocking!
ah!
"Looking from afar, there are forests and peaks on either side, with different sizes and fatness;"
"If you don't know the true face of Rushan, your head is buried in your breasts."
The lumps of tender meat flew in, almost knocking Long Gen unconscious. After two full days, he staggered to the city and "roasted the rooster" to harm Shen Hong.
After buying a lot of bullwhips, I planned to go to the driving school to see if I could ask Yuan Hong to help me go through the back door and get the notebook. At this time, Li Xiaofang called.
"Daughter-in-law, what are you doing? You're not in class." Long Gen teased, "Tell me secretly, do you miss me and get wet down there? Don't worry, I'll be here to take care of you soon..."
"Xiaolong, you bastard!" A roar came from the other end of the phone, and Xiaofang shouted angrily: "Hurry up and call Hongyun Hotel, room 318, hurry up!"
"Dudududu..."
I wanted to say something else, but the phone was hung up.
"Here, does Xiaofang know something?" Long Gen was a little confused and roared for no reason.
Frankly speaking, I feel a little guilty. First of all, I can’t show off my face when I’m having sex with Xiaofang’s mother. Since ancient times, how can any son-in-law make fun of his mother-in-law? Secondly, my style is not very good, and my crotch
That thing is so enthusiastic that I can't help but think of any woman who blocked the sewer. When her helpful spirit comes, she likes to open the sewer for others; the third time, she just gives up Xu Qing.
"Why are you so angry?" He scratched his head for a long time and couldn't figure it out. He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, "Damn it! Damn it, the ball is pointing to the sky. I will not die for eternity! Do whatever you want, I'll just have sex with you, mother-in-law."
Yes, what's going on?"
With a sudden change of heart, I took a long puff of cigarette, closed the car door, and entered the Hongyun Hotel. I climbed up to the third floor and looked for room 318. I was almost at the end of the corridor when I saw "318" written crookedly on the door with a brush.
, just as he was about to knock on the door, there was a burst of cursing from inside the door!
With his sharp ears, Long Gen heard it, it was Xiaofang's voice.
"Xiaolong, you bastard! Huh, that's too much. Why, how could this be possible? How can you sleep with someone you meet? It's more outrageous than loving someone you meet!"
Xu Qing sat on the edge of the bed with a mixed expression. She put her hands on her lower abdomen, stroked it twice, and sighed: "Xiaofang, I'm sorry for you, going behind your back with him..."
"Hey! This is the punishment I deserve. Anyway, I must keep this child. Don't try to persuade me. I will pay you back the debt you owe me slowly! Bang..." Two drops of crystal
The teardrops fell down, fell on the bed, and quickly seeped into the chaos.
Xiaofang bit her lip tightly, feeling angry and hateful!
"You can have a baby if you want, but you must let the little bastard know about this. If you are so beautiful, you will get an advantage. If you become a cheap father, let him take advantage of everything? Absolutely not! He must be responsible!" Xiaofang!
Gritting his teeth with an undoubted expression! "Why isn't this bastard here yet? Just wait, I'll give him a call..."
Xu Qing quickly stopped her, "No, no, I am capable of raising children."
"This is the responsibility he must bear!" Xiaofang said word by word. She found Long Gen's number and dialed it. There was a rapid ringtone outside the door - Grandpa, the grandson called again...
Xiaofang's pretty face turned green and she opened the door. The little bastard was standing outside the door eavesdropping.
"Little bastard, how long have you been here?" Xiaofang said in a cold voice, furious.
Long Gen was startled because there were so many people in the corridor, so he quickly entered the house and closed the door.
"Ahem, Xiaofang, um, Teacher Xu...I already know the matter, um, I want to ask something?"
Xu Qing blushed, lowered her head and said nothing, Xiaofang snorted angrily: "What's the matter, tell me."
"Really pregnant?" Long Gen still couldn't accept it. Damn it, it couldn't be such a coincidence. It was just one shot. How could the hit rate be so high?
Xu Qing spoke at this time, her voice as cold as bone marrow, "I don't need you to be responsible, and the child will not take your surname! You go!"
"Little bastard!" Xiaofang cursed, her eyes full of contempt.
Long Gen shook his head. It was indeed difficult to accept it, but what could he do if he didn't accept the matter before him?
"Well, you have misunderstood. What I want to say is to check more clearly, how long it has been, how old it is, and what measures are needed to protect the fetus?" Long Gen changed his tone and suddenly became serious, "Xiaofang
, I’m sorry for you about this, and you know that the demand in that area is relatively large, that...ahem..."
Xiaofang's eyes widened, and Long Gen immediately fell silent.
"How much longer? You and I just had sex once." Xu Qing said calmly, not as angry as before. There was a mixed feeling in her heart.
Hey, should I say I'm unlucky or lucky? I got pregnant right away. Isn't this hit rate too high?