In the blink of an eye, the New Year is approaching, and the Laba Festival is coming as promised. Every household in the streets of Liuhe Township is cooking Laba porridge. Xiaofang at home also cooked a pot and drank a bowl in the morning before going out.
"Beep, beep, beep!" The horn was pressed several times, and the children in the front of the car dispersed in a hurry. They kicked the accelerator and rushed to the police station. Fang Zheng called the police station early in the morning to say that the car had been picked up and that he could drive.
Adhering to the characteristic of "don't take advantage of the bastard", they rushed to the police station. According to He Jingwen, the Golf is much more upscale than the Jetta, with great power and spaciousness.
"Well, I have too many wives. It would be better if the car body is bigger, with more installations, and it is spacious enough to shoot cannons and play with car vibrations on the top of the mountain. Hehe." After thinking about it, Long Gen started to feel happy.
Who should we have sex with in the new car first? Xiaofang or He Jingwen? No, let’s wait for my cousin first. I haven’t had sex with my cousin for a few days. I’ve been thinking about it for a long time.
I can tell you from the bottom of my heart that the Jetta is pretty good. The Germans are very good people and the things they build are reasonable and durable.
——The Jetta that doesn’t drive well, the Chery that can’t be repaired!
However, this Jetta is a police car after all, and it is too ostentatious. Most young girls can still pretend to be cool in front of them, but if they meet an official, they will immediately revert to their original appearance.
"Oh, brother Long Gen, you're here." Fang Zheng walked out with a big belly, his eyes were smiling, and he looked at the brand-new Golf at the door with greedy eyes. He spent more than 148,000, thinking
It makes my body hurt just to think about it. It takes a lot of effort to search for people's fat and people's ointment.
"If you don't come back, I really can't bear to give this car away. After driving it once, my hands are itching!" Fang Zheng said with nostalgia. Thinking about it, I feel suffocated. A big bloodletting is not enough to satisfy me. What does this mean?
?
Hey, it's all because of that thing in the crotch. He couldn't poke anyone hard, but he poked his cousin. He didn't care, but the little bastard found out!
Man, your life is to work for the big chicken bar!
"It's okay, I really don't want you to stay here and just drive." Long Gen said with a smile, his eyes darting around, "I'll hit people everywhere with my Jetta."
"Ah? No, no, you should drive the new car away." Fang Zheng blushed when he heard this, and his fat cheeks trembled violently, making him chubby.
Long Gen said: "Don't mention it, Director Fang, you can't wrong yourself for the sake of your brothers. I'll be honest, it really hurts, so forget it..."
"No, don't forget it. Brother Long, please drive away the new car, drive away." Fang Zheng cursed in his heart, bastard, bastard, you are so fucking good at pretending.
Ci'ao, you've got a bargain but you behave like this! Who is this? Oh my God, how did you let me meet such a living treasure?
Long Gen asked again: "Are you really not aggrieved?"
"No grievance! Why are you grievanced? I bought it for my brother, I'm happy!" As if he was afraid of Long Gen's further insults, Fang Zheng added another sentence: "I'm willing to do it for my brother anyway!"
"Hey, they say that policemen and criminals are all related. How can this be true?" Long Gen said with emotion, "Look at our director, how generous and magnanimous he is!"
Fang Zheng squeezed out a smile when he heard this, and the corners of his mouth trembled. He wished he could slap him in the face and slap him so hard that he couldn't find his head. It's so shameless!
Do you think I am really willing to give it to you? You are being generous, I am being generous to you! I curse your ancestors for eighteen generations!
"Brother Long is joking. Brother, let's go slowly. If you have anything to do, tell me and I'll get it done for you!" Seeing Long Gen getting into the car, igniting the ignition and putting on gear to leave, Fang Zheng finally felt at ease.
It fell, the God of Plague was finally leaving. Tears of excitement almost fell on his face!
"Beep, beep, beep." Long Gen tinkered in the car for a while, and finally figured it out. It turned out to be an automatic transmission. You don't have to worry about anything, just press down on the accelerator and it's over. It's more convenient and faster to drive, and there is no need to put it in gear.
, the whole person is much more relaxed, and I have one hand free to touch the breast and suck the milk.
I patted the seat and touched the LCD screen. As soon as the stereo was turned on, a high-pitched and loud singing voice came immediately - "The vast horizon is my love..."
On the screen, a woman danced gracefully and gracefully.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it should be very pleasant to admire Teacher Cang's masterpiece while driving. Wouldn't it be a beautiful thing in the world to have more wives? Yes, let's have a good time with my cousin tonight!"
I muttered in my heart for a while, then waved my hand to Fang Zheng, "Brother Fang, let's go. Why did my car crash before me? I'll come find you again..."
Just as he was about to wave goodbye to Fang Zheng, his old face twitched when he heard this. He looked at the brand new Golf gradually going away, his heart was bleeding, and a voice in his heart said:
"Little bastard, I hope you get in a car accident and get crushed to death by a big truck! You won't be able to get hard until you have sex with your mother-in-law!" He turned around angrily. Fortunately, during this trip to Tianmiao Township, he found evidence. Li Liang and Li Hong
The two brothers have been screwed up for the rest of their lives. They will probably be thrown into the cell and never come out again for the rest of their lives!
With this incident, I can always earn some impression points in front of Mayor He and even County Mayor He.
On the second floor opposite the police station, at the Hongyun Tea House, three people were seated early in the morning. None of the tea on the table was drunk. Two people had dark clouds on their faces and frowned tightly; but the other person gradually showed a smile.
The three of them are the three Huang brothers, the villains of Liuhe Township. They are extremely cruel and cunning! They fear neither heaven nor earth. They live by their waists. How many people dare to offend them?
"The idea is too tough, brother, I'm afraid I won't be able to earn these 200,000 yuan." Huang Bao looked worried.
Huang Hu sighed and shook his head, quite helpless. Seeing that the New Year was coming soon, how could he celebrate the New Year without making some money? However, the target's background was too powerful, and he actually called Fang Zheng brothers, talking and laughing. This...
..
Cops and gangsters are natural enemies. Even though the three Huang brothers are cruel and cunning, they cannot avoid bullets. If that thing sweeps over, it will be a bloody hole. Who can withstand it?
"Forget it, we can't make any more money! Founder, that bitch, has hated our brothers for a long time and wants to deal with it quickly! Let's not capsize in the ditch. The three of us brothers have committed a lot of things!" Shen Ning slightly,
Boss Huang Hu has spoken.
Huang Bao sighed unwillingly, "Hey, two hundred thousand. Just gone!"
The third weasel, who had not said anything for a long time, laughed, "Why do you two brothers sigh? We don't have to make money, but we can earn some debts of gratitude."
"Third brother, what do you mean?" Huang Hu was a little confused. He didn't have any money to make, so he wanted favors for a purpose?
Weasel smiled mysteriously and said in a low voice: "This thing is done, we don't have to be afraid of Fang Zheng in the future. Do you think it is more important to scare Fang Zheng, is two hundred thousand dollars worth?"
"Third brother, what can I do?" Huang Bao became interested.
"Two brothers come together, let's talk..."
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The Long March Driving School is as deserted as ever, only more deserted, not the most deserted! There are not many people learning to drive, but it is winter again and the New Year is approaching. Who will practice driving?
On the coaching field of the University of Nottingham, a brand new white Golf flashed past, beeped a few times, and stopped at the door of the office with a "chi" sound!
"Who is it? What kind of horn are you pressing? Are you telling me not to sleep?" As soon as the car stopped, the door of the office opened, and a woman wrapped in a thick down jacket appeared with an angry look on her face.
How immoral is it to have disturbing dreams so early in the morning? I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep last night. The small seam in my crotch was wet. My man wasn't at home and I couldn't buy cucumbers in winter. It was so frustrating. I squinted when I got to the office early in the morning.
I'm dozing off. I just fell asleep. The loudspeaker sounded. Can I stop hugging the fire?
"Oh, who made our beautiful coach so angry?" Long Gen got out of the car and looked at the office. There was no one else there. He became more courageous and teased: "What? I haven't seen you for two days. You have endocrine disorders."
, or is the sewer dry?”
"Hey, Xiaolong, you're here. Is this your car? Wow, where's the golf?" Yuan Hong's eyes lit up when she saw that the person coming was Long Gen.
I glanced at the brand-new golf ball next to me, full of surprise. I turned back and looked at the little bastard's crotch. The place was still extremely full, and a well-sized yurt had already taken shape. The little boy was filled with enthusiasm and couldn't help but pinch it.
When I hold my legs together, I feel warm inside.
"Yeah, I was lucky. I picked one up on the roadside. I was going to hand it over to the bus, but the people at the police station always thought that I was a liar and that I was mentally ill. Didn't they kick me out? They also gave me a car by the way.
The household registration and ID card were all suppressed." Long Gen felt his heart pinched and looked directly at Yuan Hong.
Coach Yuan Hong is old and not very tall, but she takes good care of herself. Driving school instructor is not a tiring job. She is used to pampering. She has white, tender and elastic skin, big breasts, and a down jacket.
No matter what, I was wearing a turtleneck pink sweater underneath.
"Bah, you're talking nonsense again. Where did such a good thing come from?" Yuan Hong rolled her eyes and smoothed her hair on her forehead. Her delicate face was red with cold, her eyes rolled around, and she leaned forward.
Before, "Xiaolong, come sleep with me. We haven't had that for a long time, and it feels so uncomfortable. Uh-huh, if you touch it, it's all wet..."
He grabbed Long Gen's hand and dug a handful into his crotch. It was wet through several layers of pants material. How wet was it inside?
"Coach, why are you so arrogant? This is not good. It will easily teach the students bad things..." Long Gen frowned and pretended to be serious: "Coach, I have something serious to do today. Let's change it."
Will the day be successful again?"
"Bah! Who did it? Who are you talking about? It's you who did this to me. When we meet, you take out a big stick and stab someone. How many women can live without it?" Yuan Hong's beautiful eyes turned, with a hint of resentment.
He flashed past and curled his lips and said: "Besides, what good can you do, you little bastard? When have you ever come to practice driving without me being my first wife? Humph!"
Long Gen opened his mouth, a little embarrassed, it seemed like this.
"Ahem, cough, cough, things are different today, coach. Actually, I have a personal matter that I want to ask you to help me with. Get me a driver's license. I don't have time to study here..."
"Hey, what do I think is going on? You want to get your driver's license without taking the test," Yuan Hong suddenly laughed, folded her arms, picked up the two big breasts, and said teasingly: "It's easy.
I can do it for you right away. But..."
Long Gen said hurriedly: "Is that money? No problem, I have the money." As he said that, Long Gen dug into his pocket. When he went out in the morning, he brought five thousand with him. It should be almost enough to buy a driver's license.
"Bah, who wants your dirty money?" Yuan Hong glared, looking down at Long Gen's crotch, with a touch of fanaticism in her eyes. She murmured: "You sleep with me, and when I miss the day, you