"Uh..." Li Hua suddenly blushed, what's wrong with dad? He asked once on the phone, and now he asked again, there are so many people around, is it possible that he really put on his pants?
Take it off and see?
It's true that the little chicken got kicked, but everyone knows that as long as the eggs are not broken or the stick is broken, the pain will be fine for a while, but today I can't swallow this bad breath!
I think of my Hua brother in Liuhe Township. From elementary school to junior high school graduation, I didn’t fear many people when I was in high school in Qingyuan County. Now that I’m back from college, even if I shoot a wildfire, I can’t go smoothly.
It's a matter of face, how can you get over it so easily?
"Oh, Dad, that kid, it was that kid who blocked my way and gave me a slap in the face. He said, 'Son, turtle, father, bastard'. Dad, do you still want to look like this? You're going to kill me."
That bastard!" Li Hua dragged his father and kept crying. He looked like a girl, and most people couldn't tell that he was a man.
Long Gen in Golf smiled. Unexpectedly, this bitch was really capable. In less than twenty minutes, people arrived. Two Jetta police cars were dispatched, and Fang Zheng took the lead. It was obvious that Yuan Hong
What he said is true, this Li Dabao is still quite a figure in Liuhe Township!
"Oh, what should I do now? Look, it's all your fault. I asked you to leave, but you didn't leave. Now it's okay!" Yuan Hong stamped her feet anxiously, with black lines on her head and red eyes. She was about to cry.
Long Gen waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, if you don't take care of Li Dabao today, Grandpa Long will cut off his crotch and feed it to the dogs!"
"No, no, why are you cutting it?" Yuan Hong was anxious again.
I was thinking that if I had to pay some money, even if I sold the car, I would have to settle the matter, right? Li Dabao is not a good troublemaker. If we can't afford to offend him, why can't we hide from him?
Why bother to get angry and have to fight with others? You also have to put that thing on your crotch. You are not sick.
"Don't worry, it's all fine." Long Gen smiled lightly, not showing any trace of worry or fear at all.
Yuan Hong opened her mouth, a little confused, who is this brat? People from the police station have been dispatched, is everything okay? Li Dabao is such a rich man, even throwing money at you can kill you!
"Hey, let God do it! If it doesn't work, I'll kick the accelerator and knock all you bitches down the mountain!" Yuan Hong, the most vicious woman, had already prepared the worst plan in her heart and moved to the driver's seat unknowingly.
Go up. I'm on full alert, always ready to rush over and finish it all off. Anyway, I've eaten a big stick and died with no regrets. At worst, twenty years from now, I'll be a sao woman again!
If Long Gen knew that Yuan Hong had this idea, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He took a step, lit a cigarette, and walked slowly over.
At this moment, Fang Zheng hadn't come to see him yet. He pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, staring at the two father and son next to him. It was so interesting. This father acted like a father. The first thing he said when they met was: "Son, are you okay with your chicken?"
Why the hell didn't you say, son, do you still have chickens?
"Director Fang, my son was bullied for no reason, kicked in the face, and blocked traffic for no reason. It's up to you to deal with such evil people." From his son's words, Li Dabao could tell something.
My son’s thing is still there, it’s a false alarm!
However, since the trouble has come to this, naturally it will not be settled. Not to mention that Fang Zheng will ask himself for a favor later, and he can't swallow this bad breath. He, he, he, he, I will get hard in a month.
So this time, is it easy for me? I was frightened by a phone call. I can't just let it go!
"Yes, Uncle Fang, look, the brat has gone too far, and the footprints are still there." Li Hua straightened his crotch, and sure enough, there was such a big footprint on the crotch of his jeans, right where his second brother was hiding!
It is indeed a move to "cut off all descendants"!
Li Hua blushed, and continued: "I'm driving a brand-new Golf, and I'm so lawless and blocking the road. Is it reasonable? Uncle Fang, hurry up and catch that bastard... Wuwu..."
"Huh? Brand new golf?" Fang Zheng's heart was pounding. Ci'ao, is he that bastard?
Liuhe Township is just a big land. A fart on the street can be heard at the end of the street. How many cars can there be in a remote country? Golf, didn't you just give away a brand new Golf?
"Yo, Director Fang, what about the case, or the road clearance, alas, the two Jetta police cars were dispatched, can you do the murder case?" Long Gen said with a smile, spitting a cigarette.
This is the sound that Fang Zheng least wants to hear. It sounds like joy and sorrow. Damn it, we are enemies on a narrow road. I didn’t read the almanac when I went out. Why can I meet this bastard everywhere?
"Uncle Fang, that's him. He's just this kid. He's so arrogant. What's going to happen to him when the police come? He doesn't take you seriously at all. Hurry, catch him, handcuff him, drag him back and shoot him."
When Li Hua saw Long Gen actually walking over, he sneered again and again.
You little boy, you are still young when you want to fight with me! You don’t know where “Liu He Hua Shao” came from, right? You country bumpkin, how amazing is it to have a golf car? Humph!
"Come on, Director Fang, come on, arrest me, hang me up and beat me up when I go back." Long Gen smiled, holding a cigarette in his mouth, stretching out his hands, and working very cooperatively.
Even if Fang Zheng had the courage to do so, he would not dare to torture himself unless he no longer wanted to wear the uniform!
"Gulu...Long..." Fang Zheng swallowed and shuddered unconsciously. He was about to say hello when he was snatched away by Li Hua who was standing beside him.
"Uncle Fang, look and look, that brat is so arrogant. Catch him and kill him. He will be lawless and pay back! You owe me Bian, I have to..."
"Snapped!"
Suddenly his vision went dark, followed by stars everywhere. Li Hua covered his face in shock and stared at Fang Zheng blankly. He was speechless for a long time!
"Director Fang, why are you beating my son?" Li Dabao said gloomily, quite dissatisfied.
From Li Dabao's eyes, it is obvious that the two of them know each other and should have a good relationship. But, why do you want to beat my son? My son's chicken is almost gone, so why do you still beat him? A father would naturally want to
Come out and say something!
"Why? When handling cases at the dignified police station, do you still need a young boy to tell you what to do?" Fang Zheng is pretty good at adapting to the wind. Although he was shocked, he could see the situation. The little bastard couldn't afford to offend him, so I still
Can't afford to offend you, a tycoon who got rich overnight?
"Hmph! Li Dabao, don't blame me for not reminding you. Take good care of your son. If he doesn't come back, he won't come back. If he comes back and causes trouble, open your eyes and see. It's your broken Mazda that has occupied the road! You don't have eyes.
Don’t you know the yellow line?”
Li Dabao was so stunned that he couldn't hold back a fart, and his old face turned as red as a pig's kidney. The fat at the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Uncle Fang, this, this is your fault, obviously..." Li Hua was confused and wanted to say something.
Fang Zheng stood up violently, raised his big mouth and slapped him!
There was a crisp "pop" sound, and there were a few more fingerprints on Bai Kaka's face.
Fang Zheng said angrily: "What the police care about when handling cases is evidence! You don't have eyes, do you? You don't know how to drive, do you? Take out your driver's license! I need a routine check!"
Liuhe Township is not a big place, so naturally there are no traffic police. All the police at the police station shoulder the responsibility. Fang Zheng naturally has the power to check the driver's license!
"I...I..." Li Hua was confused, completely confused. What is going on? What is this?
Last time Fang Zheng went to his own house for a meal. His breasts were so loud that he took over everything. He did everything so arrogantly. Why did he hit himself? He also checked his driver's license.
I have a crappy driver’s license!
I know how to drive, but I don’t know how to drive. I barely know how to stop on a red light and go on a green light. I just learned it from an elementary school textbook. I don’t even know what a turn signal is. What is a driver’s license?
Huh? Bullshit!
"Hmph, you are operating a motor vehicle without a license. Xiao Wang, take pictures on the spot, call a tow truck and tow the car away for me!" Fang Zheng gave the order and said seriously: "Domestic cars are not good, but you can't buy one from Japan either.
A car? A typical traitor and traitor! No wonder he is driving without a license, huh!"
The expressions of Li Dabao and his son changed several times. What happened today? Why are they labeled as traitors?
Li Dabao kept complaining, Mom, I want to betray the country, but do I have the qualifications? If you are really a traitor, how can I be afraid of you? But he never dared to say this, and hurriedly said:
"Director Fang, look at this, can you forget it? I'll give it to you later..."
Fang Zheng roared loudly and said solemnly: "Forget it? What will you give me later! I, Fang Zheng, enforce the law impartially, and who in Qingfeng Liuhe Township doesn't know? Don't give me any excuses!"
"Xiao Li, take Li Hua away. According to regulations, Li Hua drives a motor vehicle without a license and will be detained for fifteen days according to law!"
"Ah? Uncle Fang, you..." Li Hua was shocked, what's going on? It's okay if you don't help yourself, but you are sending yourself into a trap?
Fangzheng's face was livid, like Bao Gong's face. Don't turn your head and look at Li Hua!
"Dad, you, please help me, you want to lock me up, please help me..."
Li Dabao looked at Fang Zheng and opened his mouth. Seeing Fang Zheng's indifferent attitude, he finally did not speak.
"Xiaohua, go and stay in the bureau first. I'll think of a solution later." At this point, Li Dabao finally understood that he had hit a brick wall today. A brick wall that even Fang Zheng was afraid of!
I couldn't help but glance at Long Gen, who smiled faintly and took a sip from time to time, as if he hadn't seen anything.
"Take it away!" Fang Zheng waved his hand, and Xiao Li dragged Li Huazheng to get into the car.
"Wait!"
Long Gen spoke.
"Brother Long, what else is going on?" Fang Zheng was thinking, little bastard, oh little bastard, what else do you want to do after things have been done like this?
Do I have to kneel down for you? Ci'ao!
"Ahem, well, your name is Hua Shao, right? You are Hua Shao's father, right?" Long Gen smiled at Li Dabao and his son, "You don't say my mother-in-law is pretty, do you want to date her?
?Go ahead and let me see how you are doing and learn some experience from you."
The corners of Li Dabao's mouth twitched and he glared at his son fiercely, "You little bastard gave you so much pocket money, what kind of mother-in-law can't live happily ever after, but she met such a evil star?"
"Brother, this may be a misunderstanding..." Li Dabao lowered his figure and said carefully: "Do you think we can forget it and pay compensation to your brother's wife?"
Long Gen shook his head and glanced at the woman in the passenger seat of the Mazda. The more she looked at her, the more beautiful she looked. Her eyes were rolling around like a fox.