"You're stupid, I'm so unlucky!" Su Yun closed the phone depressedly and muttered: "Sister Yang, why do you think I carry it like this? I met two idiots this morning, a country bumpkin and an illiterate one. , I don’t even know what the bank is used for!”
Long Gen smiled, with a face as bright as your mother's. He threw away the cigarette butt and looked at the woman at the counter with interest. She had big eyes, a high nose, fair and supple skin, and she looked pretty good, but her lips were too thin. Now, the old people say: "Those with thin lips are cunning and mean, and difficult to deal with!"
What the old people say still makes sense. Isn’t this woman a living example?
"Dese, how awesome! I will make you cry later, and you won't even know how you died! Do you think I don't dare to deal with you because of the two big figures on my chest? Humph!" Long Gen sneered and cursed secretly.
Fang Zheng on the side shook his head, looked at the girl at the counter sympathetically, and expressed deep regret. He sighed inwardly:
"Sister, sister, the feng shui of your ancestor's grave is not good. How did you meet this little bastard? Hey, get ready to burn some incense. Don't let the little bastard fool you too badly. What a good girl..."
Shen Lijuan was stunned there, with tears on her pretty face. She was so aggrieved. She had never been so angry in her life.
It really complied with the saying, "It's so easy to be a bastard, I feel so angry!"
"Cousin, don't cry. Why are you crying? I just asked you clearly. It's a misunderstanding. Bring me your card and sit next to you and wait." Long Gen pulled Shen Lijuan and sat on a chair nearby. .
Su Yun also saw Shen Lijuan at this moment. Wasn't she the girl who just wanted to marry 80,000 yuan? No wonder, the male is illiterate and the female is a country bumpkin, they are a perfect match.
"Sit down obediently and let's see how I deal with her." He took the card and whispered a few words to Shen Lijuan, full of confidence.
Shen Lijuan didn't know why, but suddenly she felt a lot more at ease. Every time she felt unhappy or unhappy, she would immediately feel better when she saw the little bastard and heard the little bastard's voice. This time was no exception.
He used to be a little bastard and a fool, but now, he has become his backbone!
"Beauty, I'm sorry, I've been waiting for so long. Sorry, I'll withdraw some money, just five hundred, any twenty will do." Long Gen pretended to be a grandson and handed over the bank card with a smile. He laughed at himself: "Oh, beauty, don't laugh at me. We are from the countryside. We have never seen much of the world. If we have a lot of money, we can't find it in the countryside."
"Isn't it enough to have this attitude earlier?" After saying "Beauty" several times, Su Yun's bones went numb, "You have to pretend to be a big boss, you are so stupid, and you still have 78,000 yuan, what are you pretending to be? .”
Long Gen said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, that's what the beauty said. Haha."
Fangzheng had a black line on his head, slapping his forehead, extremely depressed!
"You little bastard, you little bastard, you're so damn good at pretending! You've never seen the world? Even the director of the police station, you dare to trick me, you haven't seen the world!"
"Ten or twenty dollars? Countryman, I'm from the countryside, your uncle! With the relationship with Mayor He, you can't get enough of this little possessions?"
Damn, you are so good at pretending!
Fang Zheng covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at Su Yun. What an expression? You will cry in a moment. Thinking about the little bastard's tricks on people, Fang Zheng's heart still ached for a while. Hundreds of thousands were gone. The dignified Liuhe Township Office He looks like a grandson, he comes when called and goes away at a moment's notice. Are you a piece of cake like a woman counting money at the counter? Isn't that little bastard unable to deal with you?
I'll kill you in a matter of minutes!
"Papa pa pa"
To say that Su Yun's basic skills are pretty solid, she counted a bunch of brand-new twenty-yuan bills with a few fingers clicking, a total of two hundred and fifty, five hundred yuan.
To be on the safe side, the banknote detector counted it again, Chapter 250, that’s right.
Just as he was about to hand the money to Long Gen, Su Yun remembered that he didn't swipe the card and entered the password to deduct the money, which almost made a typo!
With a "Kara" sound, he skillfully operated the computer, entered the deduction amount, and then said: "Enter the password and press confirm."
"oh!"
Long Gen is no stranger to withdrawing money. When he was studying, one month's living expenses were used up in one week. There were dozens of change left in the card. If it was less than 100 yuan, he couldn't withdraw it at all. There was no way. A few brothers and sisters in distress had to take it.
I took out my bank card, put all the change from several cards into one card, took it out, had a big meal, bought a pack of cigarettes, packed a few packs of instant noodles, and prepared to live a hard life.
Enter the password "Di Di Di" and press to confirm.
"Okay." Su Yun nodded and gave Long Gen a stack of money and bank cards.
Long Gen took the money and thanked her profusely, "Beauty, it's so troublesome for you. Thank you."
"It's okay." Su Yun waved his hand and suddenly realized that this man was actually quite reliable, polite and well-mannered. He was just a little stupid, as stupid as a big head.
Long Gen took two steps and suddenly turned around and said: "Beauty, I just forgot, I want to withdraw some more money. Doesn't the baby want to go to school? I have to get pocket money for the baby, one cent in the morning and one cent in the afternoon.
Mao, that’s 60 cents a month, and 720 cents a year. In this way, if I take another 100 yuan, it will all be turned into dimes or dimes for me, or even coins!”
"Why do you have so many things going on?" Su Yun was a little dissatisfied, "Okay, okay, I'll give you another hundred. They all cost ten cents, right? Come on, I'll just give you coins. I'm good at it.
It is solid and tough inside, and even children are happy.”
Long Gen said: "No problem, no problem, just watch and do it."
"Click, click, click," a sound of coins tumbling came from the counter.
Fang Zheng, who was on the side, had a grimace on his face. He looked at Long Gen and then at the woman inside. He already had the intention to kill. Little bastard, you are too capable, aren't you?
One thousand coins, how long does it take to count?
Fang Zheng was really confused. The banking system is pretty good. It regulates coins, banknotes, and denominations very strictly!
Ten coins are tied into a bundle, and a thousand coins are just a hundred bundles. Counting is not troublesome, but the key is that this thing is a bit heavy.
"Peng!"
A pile of sticks made of coins were placed on the counter. Su Yun complained: "Oh, I'm exhausted. Come on, enter the password."
Long Gen entered the password again.
After the transaction was successful, he walked towards Shen Lijuan with a bundle of coins in his arms, broke the seal outside, and the coins fell out. They looked like silver coins, and they were exciting to look at.
Over at the counter, Su Yun seemed to have just seen a police officer with a big belly standing next to him. He looked familiar, but he had forgotten where he had seen him before.
"What's wrong, police officer? Do you want to withdraw money? Bring your card or bankbook and I'll do it for you."
Looking at Su Yun, Fang Zheng fell in love with her more and more. She has bright eyes, white teeth, a high bridge of nose, and big breasts. What a good girl. Why did she mess with this little bastard?
"I..." Fang Zheng was about to speak when suddenly there was a rush of footsteps at the door.
"Kaka...kakaka"
"Sister Lijuan, who bullied you?"
"Sister Lijuan, what's going on? Who is so bold as to bully you?" Two more women and one man came into the bank lobby.
The two women looked like they were the bosses of the upper class. Their high-heeled shoes were so solid and tough, as if they were walking in a goose step. They held their heads high and their chests high, with high morale. Especially the leading woman, wearing a mink coat, swaying in the wind.
A wave of bastard energy soared into the sky!
"Ah! Chief He?" Fang Zheng's eyes widened, and when he got closer he saw, isn't this the leader of Liuhe Township, the local emperor He Jingwen?
Why is she here too? She kept saying "Sister Lijuan" with a look of resentment on her face and she was obviously not in a good mood!
"He...He, Township Chief, you are here..." Fang Zheng hurriedly greeted him, nodded and said hello.
He Jingwen didn't even raise her eyebrows. She sat next to Shen Lijuan, held hands, and exchanged pleasantries for a while: "Sister, what's going on? Why don't I let you withdraw money?"
"Yes, I also want to see how this bank is opened? Why is it not allowed to withdraw money?" Liu Yuxin is an intellectual after all, and is not afraid of anywhere. She shouted at the top of her voice: "Let your manager come out, I want to
complaint!"
Long Gen squatted aside, after taking apart the coins and pinning them, he said: "What are you talking about? Who said we are not allowed to withdraw money? Don't accuse people unfairly. Look, didn't all the beauties give us the money?
"
"Really, beauty?" Long Gen turned around and shouted to Su Yun at the counter.
Su Yun was so frightened that her legs were numb. She didn't know He Jingwen, and she didn't know who the township chief or village chief was. She was not at that level at all! However, she heard Fang Zheng call out "He Jingwen", and the township chief was speaking.
Holding the country bumpkin's hand and exchanging pleasantries.
Oh my God, who did I offend? How could this happen?
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, withdraw money, withdraw money, why can't you withdraw money? You can withdraw it all." Su Yun nodded vigorously.
Long Gen ran over again with his butt propped up, handed over the card, and said: "Come on, beauty, give me some more money, don't take too much, a thousand yuan in coins is enough. Country people."
If you haven’t seen the world, don’t make it too big, you won’t be able to find it.”
"Ah? A thousand dollars and a dime? A dime?"
When Su Yun heard this, he slumped down on the chair and his eyes almost fell out of his eyes in shock. How big was that pile?
"What's wrong? I can't withdraw money again?" Long Gen frowned and said unhappy.
As soon as Su Yun turned his head, He Jingwen next to the seat was glaring at him, and the police officer beside him also had a dark face and nodded quickly.
"Yes, yes, yes, I can get it, I can get it for you right away. I'll get it done right away." Su Yun was so scared, and the cool breeze blew behind him.
After hearing Shen Lijuan's words, He Jingwen and Liu Yuxin couldn't help but smile at each other and cursed secretly:
"You little bastard, you little bastard, it's too much of a loss. You won't pay for it by killing someone... When do you have to count the ten thousand yuan dimes?"