In the middle of the hall, there was an ancient Eight Immortals table. The seats were arranged according to seniority. Liu Zhicheng and Yao Lan sat at the top, Long Gen and Liu Yuxin sat on the right side, and He Jingwen sat alone on one side.
Long Gen probably glanced at it twice. It was antique. The wall facing the main room was covered with memorial tablets, three pillars of fragrance, fruit plates, candies, and three small wine glasses. The faint fragrance lingered in the middle of the house, and Long Gen was gone.
How does it feel? I dare to expose my mother-in-law on the grave, but I am still afraid of such a scene.
He Jingwen couldn't bear it any longer. She was wrapped in a down jacket, and her back felt chilly, and the cold wind felt like it was haunted.
"Haha, Xiaolong, come and drink some wine. Our homemade plum wine is sweet and soothing to your throat. It's very comfortable." Liu Zhicheng held a jar and poured it out. It was indeed very fragrant.
Long Gen curled his lips, feeling a little helpless. To be honest, he was not a cold drinker. He drank too much of that stuff and was dizzy. He stuffed a stick into the hole and felt very numb. He came all the way from Liuhe Township.
Come here, I have to make out with Liu Yuxin at least. I drank too much and couldn’t feel the poke. Do you want to ask for help?
"Uncle, um, I'm driving. You can't drink while driving." Long Gen declined: "People say that if you knowingly drive and persuade someone to drink, you are definitely not a good friend. No, you better stop drinking. I'll just drink some soy milk."
Liu Yuxin on the side also said: "Dad, Xiaolong doesn't drink, you can drink by yourself."
Liu Zhicheng was obviously a little disappointed. He was the only man in the family and it was difficult to find someone to drink with during the holidays. He felt a little unhappy at the moment and poured himself a big bowl.
"No, Xiaolong, you should drink with your uncle. Driving is a trivial matter. Yu Xin and I can drive!" He Jingwen thought to herself, little bastard, oh little bastard, you got my dad drunk like mud, for the sake of fairness
For the sake of safety, you must put Liu Yuxin’s father down, otherwise I will be in a hurry with you!
Afraid that Long Gen would shirk, He Jingwen diligently served Long Genman a glass of wine and said to Liu Zhicheng: "Uncle, you don't know, Xiaolong drinks a lot, he drinks a lot! It's okay, you drink, you are happy after drinking, it's about driving.
Put it on me!"
"Massive?" Liu Zhicheng looked at Long Gen in surprise, "Is it really drinkable?"
Long Gen said with a sneer: "Well, I can drink a little, but of course I can't compete with you, uncle." After saying that, Long Gen gave He Jingwen a vague look.
Madam Sao, are you deliberately trying to paralyze me? Let’s see how I deal with you this afternoon!
"Oh, I'm finally looking forward to having someone who can drink. It's rare! Come on, it's full. Let's go first!" Liu Zhicheng was filled with joy and was about to drink while holding a big bowl.
Long Gen took a few sips of "GuluGulu" and became bored again. Why don't you just drink? Who is afraid of whom?
"You're an upright man, what a great young man! Oh my, I feel a lot more comfortable." Liu Zhicheng exclaimed, his face flushed with joy.
He Jingwen chuckled and said: "Xiaolong, look, uncle is so happy. Come on, hurry up and drink more with your uncle."
"Xiaolong, you are so heroic!" After drinking, Liu Zhicheng started talking more, "Yuxin's previous boyfriends were so bad. If they don't smoke or drink, are they still men? Sit down at the same table and I'll pour you a glass of wine.
I feel dizzy just smelling it. What do you think these boys are good for?"
"You still have the nerve to say that you're a doctoral candidate or something like that? That's a dead thing!"
Long Gen nodded and looked at Liu Yuxin on the side with interest. He didn't notice that Xiao Nizi, who didn't say anything or fart, actually brought several boyfriends home.
"Damn old man, you can't stop your mouth even if you drink, right?" Yao Lan glared at Liu Zhicheng and said angrily.
Liu Zhicheng sneered, "Xiaolong, don't mind, don't mind. We forced Yu Xin to do it. Oh, look at my bad mouth, I deserve to be punished. Come on, I'll punish myself!"
"Uncle, how can you drink alone? Come on, let me have another bowl with you!" Long Gen said with a smile.
Do you mind? I don't mind! It's better if you don't mind. I have a bunch of women and you can't even lie down in this room! I just hope you don't mind!
"Good boy, you smell like a man. Hiccup..."
Liu Zhicheng's face was red, and he stopped to drink. He didn't eat even a few mouthfuls of the food, and his stomach was full of wine. The plum wine was refreshing and soothing to the throat. It had a lot of stamina and was easy to get drunk. His head felt dizzy for two or three days.
Heavy.
"Damn old man, do you want to die if you drink less? The wine stinks to death!" Yao Lan glared at Liu Zhicheng, turned around and smiled at Long Gen: "Xiaolong, drink less. This damn old man will happily drink two sips in his life.
Drinking, don’t imitate him, keep it in moderation, come, eat food, eat food.”
The dragon root tastes sweet, so I took a bite.
"Auntie, it's so delicious. It tastes like a restaurant. With your skills, uncle is really lucky to marry you. Uncle, you are such a blessing."
Yao Lan smiled from ear to ear when she heard this, and kept picking up vegetables for Long Gen. He Jingwen and Liu Yuxin on the side were jealous.
"Dang Dang Dang" Liu Yuxin banged the bowl, pouted her little mouth and said angrily: "Mom, I am your biological child."
Yao Lan ignored her daughter, served Long Gen to eat, and said with a smile:
"Xiaolong, how old are your parents? You look quite young, so your parents shouldn't be too old, right? By the way, how many brothers are there in the family?"
Long Gen's heart ached for no reason. He ate twice and said calmly: "Auntie, my parents died long ago. I live with my cousin. I live in Shanghe Village in Liuhe Township. That place is very beautiful. You are welcome.
Come as a guest."
"Ah? My parents are gone..." The faces of the people at the table changed drastically. Long Gen buried his head in eating, as if nothing was wrong.
Mom and dad? Hum hum, the moment you left me behind, apart from my cousin, I had no relatives left in the world!
"You old woman, why do you have such a broken mouth? Eat, eat!" Liu Zhicheng glared and held the wine bowl, "Come on, Xiaolong, let's make another one! Have a good drink today."
"good!"
After drinking and drinking, you had a bowl and I had a bowl. In one meal, a jar of plum wine was downed. Liu Zhiguo really lived up to He Jingwen's expectations and fell down on the table. He was like a little bastard who had nothing to do.
I stuffed a bowl of white rice into my stomach. I couldn’t see the sadness of my parents’ death at all!
"Old man, I told you not to drink so much. If you don't listen, it's better now. It's the Chinese New Year, and I still need my mother to take care of you! Hey..." Yao Lan sat on the kang to take care of Liu Zhicheng, and the three of them had nothing to do.
Things, wandering around.
I definitely can't go back today, so I discussed it and decided to leave tomorrow, and Liu Yuxin would go with me.
"Female doctor, do you have any interesting places here? For example, a secluded valley with straw canopies and the like. Let's go and have a good time." Long Gen straddled half of the smoke and smiled seductively.
Two women, one has a curvy figure, the other is as cool as a solitary admiration. Although her figure needs to be developed, her scholarly temperament often makes it impossible to get rid of that thing in her crotch.
This kind of mother-in-law has been around for too long, and there are only a few words that she can handle in the future.
"little bastard!"
"Little pervert!"
The two girls rolled their eyes and walked side by side in the countryside. From time to time, they heard laughter like silver bells. Listening to it, Long Gen's heart was filled with excitement. He looked at the two butt balls and thought to himself, "When the sun rises, I'm afraid...
Smile more cheerfully, hehe!"
The sunshine in the winter afternoon shines warmly on my body, the blue sky and white clouds, with my beloved in front of me, suddenly I feel extremely satisfied, maybe this is how life should be!
"When I get rich, I will buy Mount Emei and build rows of houses there, with one woman living in each room. I will live day after day. Hehe, that kind of life should be pretty good. When the day is good, get up and read the two poems again.
By the way, let’s bring the red silk here too, and I’ll be able to read the sutras for you if you have nothing to do.”
"The more I listen to it, the more I will become an immortal."
I took a puff of cigarette and looked at the flat sky and earth. Suddenly, I saw a hill rise up, about the size of two or three acres of land. From a distance, it looked like a woman's breasts, regular but abrupt!
"This bag is long..." Long Gen shook his head and muttered.
When the two girls turned back, He Jingwen asked: "What's wrong with this mountain bag? Isn't it normal in mountainous areas?"
"It's normal, I just feel a little strange, like something..." Long Gen took another look, but still felt strange.
Liu Yuxin said: "What does it look like?"
"It's like the big breasts on Jingwen's chest. Look, they are surrounded by full breasts. The point on the mound is almost the same as the tip of Jingwen's breasts."
"You little bastard, are you looking for death?" He Jingwen's pretty face turned red, she stamped her feet angrily, her balls were full and she jumped up again.
Liu Yuxin tilted her head and looked at it for a long time, and said in surprise: "Hey, Xiaolong, what you said is true. The emperor's tomb really looks like Jingwen's breasts. Geez..."
"Yuxin, are you making trouble too? Believe it or not, I will deal with you? Xiaonizi..." He Jingwen was furious and chased Liu Yuxin.
Liu Yuxin screamed and hid behind Long Gen.
"Wait a minute!" Long Gen suddenly became interested, "Emperor's Tomb? What Emperor's Tomb? Yu Xin, please make it clear!"
Imperial tombs are the tombs of ancient kings. Compared with the tombs of ordinary people, they are larger and more imposing. Most importantly, they contain a lot of gold and silver treasures!
Haven't you seen it? It's been said on TV that tomb robbers dig up people's ancestral graves everywhere, seize treasures, take out a piece at random, and sell it for tens of thousands or millions. They are serious nouveau riche!
"Damn, if it were really the emperor's tomb, I would be digging with a hoe every day!"
Liu Yuxin nodded, "Yes, that hill is the tomb of the emperor, everyone calls it that."
"Is it really the emperor's tomb?" Long Gen asked again.
Liu Yuxin shook her head, "I don't know, that's what the old people say anyway. I don't know whether it's true or false."
"Please tell me what they were talking about..." He Jingwen also became interested and asked hurriedly.
The three of them sat on the hay, and Liu Yuxin said slowly:
"It is said that the people in Liujiahe Township are all descendants of Liu Bang. They have lived here for generations to guard Liu Bang's tombs, and the one buried in the emperor's tomb is Liu Bang. As for whether it is true or not, I don't know. However, my father