"Xiaolong, you!?" Liu Yuxin's eyes widened, as if she had thought of something. Then, isn't that the 10,000 yuan coin that the woman who made things difficult for Sister Lijuan took out when she took out money last time?
One hundred thousand dime coins, a total of ten thousand yuan, what is the number?
"Yuxin, as long as you know, why tell him? Let him count by himself." He Jingwen pulled Liu Yuxin.
When Liu Yuxin thought about it, she was right. She should take good care of her uncle. He hasn't even graduated from elementary school. How can he count? Don't you want to pay? You can count on your own! It makes your parents look bad during the Chinese New Year. What does this little punishment mean?
"Xiaolong, you, why did you pay back the money for our family? This...I..." Yao Lan wiped her tears and burst into tears, "Hey, I made you laugh, our family...
.”
Long Gen smiled, "Auntie, it's such a small thing, why are you crying? Come on, let's warm ourselves by the fire and let him count slowly by himself."
In order to earn face for Liu Yuxin's parents, Long Gen pulled out a few more soft clouds from the trunk. He was used to the big China ones given by Li Dabao, so the soft clouds were not enough, so he took them out and dispersed them to the spectators.
"Haha, hello, uncles and aunts, I am Yu Xin's boyfriend, my name is Long Gen." Long Gen smiled at everyone and said, "It was the first time we met, so I left in a hurry and didn't bring anything delicious for everyone.
It’s delicious, come here, I’ll show you my share, and each person will receive two packs of cigarettes. The cigarettes are a bit smoky and can’t be put on the table, so everyone just makes do with it.”
"By the way, there are some candies, come on, share them with everyone, and take them back for the children to eat."
Upon hearing this, the people who were watching the excitement rushed forward like crazy. My dear, how can a pack of cigarettes in the twenties be worse? Two packs, whoever sees it has a share. Oh, this young man is too generous.
, it confused everyone!
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, just watch the excitement and pick up dozens of dollars to go home for free, hehe."
"Oh, that old guy Liu Zhicheng is very lucky to have such a son-in-law."
"Isn't that good? The old Liu family is about to move on."
"I would say that Yu Xin is a kid who is capable, handsome, and knowledgeable. In ancient times, he would have been a top scholar..."
"Hey, young man, there is an unmarried girl in my family. Do you want a second wife? I will marry my daughter to you." An old man in the crowd shouted to Long Gen.
Before Long Gen could say anything, someone in the crowd cursed:
"Liu Laogen'er, as for your daughter, she is tall and thick, and has a slutty face. Who dares to marry her? Stop being disgusting. Isn't she shabby?"
Liu Laogen had a sarcastic look on his face, laughing and saying nothing.
"You little bastard, you are quite rare." He Jingwen cursed in a low voice with a smile on his face. Seeing that he was a good man, his face was also shining.
Long Gen handed out things to disperse the cigarettes one by one, as if he was sincerely looking at Liu Zhiwen's joke, and then said to Liu Yuxin, Yao Lan and his daughter:
"It's Chinese New Year today, everyone, don't leave in a hurry. Let's sit down and drink some tea, chat and watch Uncle Liu count the money. Yu Xin, Auntie, go and get some water for everyone. I'll
Move the car, light a fire in the yard, and let’s have fun together!”
"Hey, okay." The mother and daughter bumped their buttocks and started working quickly.
Long Gen was beaming at everyone, and his smile was so charming and charming. Not to mention that ordinary little girls couldn't stand it, but several old ladies in the crowd who were watching were a little unable to control themselves and became incontinent.
"Uncle Liu, how much did you count? Can you help me?" Long Gen slapped his forehead, a little annoyed, "I'm sorry, Uncle Liu, when I was withdrawing the money, the lady at the counter said there were only coins left. Time
After a while, I forgot how much it is, you can count it slowly by yourself, I'm sorry to bother you, old man."
Liu Zhiwen had a livid look on his face. He didn't graduate from elementary school. He only knew that when the pole fell to the ground, it was the character "one". This sack was densely packed, and it was all 10 cents. How do you count it?
"Under the big tree in front of the door, a group of ducks are swimming by, come on, come on, count them, two, four, six, seven, eight..." He Jingwen on the side suddenly sang a line.
Liu Zhiwen's steamed buns had black lines, and with a "pop" sound, he threw a handful of coins into the bag, with a dark face, and counted them again!
"Village Chief, I really want to help you, but I'm afraid I'm missing out. I can't bear this responsibility." Liu Laogen sat aside, smashing his cigarette, showing his black teeth, and smiled.
Liu Zhiwen glanced at Liu Laogen, counted the coins in his hand again, snorted without making a sound, and concentrated on counting the money.
It should be said that Liu Zhiwen has not read any books, and he is not stupid. There are too many to remember, so he divides them into ten piles, one pile costs one yuan, and one pile costs ten yuan. This is much better.
But God played a trick, a cold wind blew, making my hands and feet cold. One by one, the dogs surrounded the fire, drinking tea, smoking, chatting and spanking, it was so lively.
"Xiaolong, I really belong to you." Liu Yuxin winked at Long Gen, pursed her lips and smiled softly.
He Jingwen was busy helping, "How can you like the little bastard if he can't even handle such a shitty thing?" He looked back at Liu Zhiwen, scratching his nose and tears, and smiled even more happily.
It's true that evil people need to be punished by evil people. When you meet a little bastard, what does the village chief think? Even the township chief was treated obediently. What does this little scene mean?
"No, no, children are playing house, and it's hard to judge." Long Gen said modestly, "Uncle Liu, have you finished counting? Everyone is waiting for you to drink tea."
Liu Zhiwen had a dark face, snorted and said nothing. He said in his heart: "Mapai, you really have that filial heart, why don't you bring it to me? Damn it, I only smoked Tianxiaxiu for five yuan, and the little bastard smoked Greater China,
You won’t even throw one in for me to taste.”
"Xiaolong, come, drink tea." Yao Lan personally brought a cup of tea to Long Gen. The tea leaves roasted by herself were not very attractive, but the taste was quite good. It was fragrant and elegant, and it was suitable for moisturizing the throat.
Long Gen took the tea cup and thanked her hurriedly, "Auntie, you, sit down quickly. Sit down quickly."
"Hey, it's such a cold day, why are you running around here and there?" Long Gen pulled Yao Lan to sit down, looked at Liu Zhiwen who was counting money behind the car, and said: "It's Chinese New Year, let's warm up by the fire and drink tea.
, I feel so comfortable walking around more with the folks, chatting and stuff! Oh my, it’s freezing to death.”
"Hey, Uncle Liu, have you counted enough? We are all still waiting for you. Oh, counting money is a big deal and I'm sorry to delay you. How about I bring you a basin of fire?" Long Gen shook his head again.
Shaking his head, "Hey, look at my memory, the happiest thing in the world is counting money. Uncle Liu should be very happy."
"You little bastard, I'm going to let you down!" Liu Zhiwen cursed secretly: "Let's see how I deal with your father-in-law's family! Damn it, don't you want to contract those ten acres of land? Humph!"
"Okay, Xiaolong, don't go too far. Just teach him a lesson. Why are you teasing him?" Liu Yuxin pulled Long Gen and whispered.
At this point, anyone who is not a fool can tell that Liu Zhicheng's son-in-law is unhappy and deliberately makes things difficult for Liu Zhiwen!
However, Liu Zhiwen was still a bit of a bastard in the local area. The group of people laughed and chatted around the fire, but no one mentioned Liu Zhiwen. Whoever offended him would have a hard time in the future.
"One piece, ten yuan, a hundred yuan, a thousand yuan, oh, my old waist..." An hour passed, Liu Zhiwen stood up slowly with his back hunched over, rubbing his old waist, his hands were red from the cold.
The mucus from my nose keeps flowing down.
Long Gen took a puff of his cigarette and said with a smile: "Uncle Liu, you're not feeling well yet? Oops, it's almost dinner time, you should hurry up and don't delay everyone's meal. Oops, I'm all hungry..."
..”
"Hmph!" Liu Zhiwen snorted and glared at Long Gen. Liu Yuxin glanced at her, took out her old Nokia phone, and dialed home, "Come over here to Liu Zhicheng's house, hurry up! What are you doing? Count the money!"
Cio!"
After hanging up the phone, Liu Zhiwen squatted on the floor and started working again. After a few minutes, three more people came in, a woman and two young men. They were stupid and stupid, like bastards, without any energy.
"That woman is Liu Zhiwen's wife, her name is Liu Guilan. She has two sons, Liu Hu and Liu Bao. The eldest, Liu Hu, is already married, but Liu Bao is not yet. He is the same age as me. He is a lazy person and is not a good thing.
." Liu Yuxin whispered to Long Gen.
Long Gen nodded secretly, what can I do if the family is here? If I want to play, I can play with you to death! Humph!
The sun was about to set. Yao Lan changed the hot water for everyone, added firewood, and went to the kitchen to work on dinner. Today, I have to thank Xiaolong.
He didn't dislike the fact that the old Liu family was heavily in debt, but instead generously donated money to help build good relations with fellow villagers. This was a huge favor. How could we meet people in the future if we didn't treat them well?
"Well, Yu Xin is right to follow Xiao Long! This matter must be settled as soon as possible, and it will be okay if it is raw or cooked!" Yao Lan secretly made up her mind and discussed marrying off her daughter as soon as the old man woke up.
With more people and greater strength, Liu Zhiwen's family of four finally counted the 100,000 dime coins for more than half an hour. Clearly, there were ten big piles and a pile of 1,000 yuan, all in vain.
The whole place was like silver. Liu Zhiwen's family was so cold that their faces and noses were so cold that they were as ugly as they could be.
"Oh, I counted them so quickly. It's awesome, it's awesome. You deserve to be the village chief!" Long Gen smiled and handed over a piece of Greater China.
Liu Zhiwen's eyes lit up, and he was so excited that he was finally willing to give me a cigarette. He lit it in a hurry and took a deep sip, which made him burst into tears.
"Thank you, Uncle Liu. If it weren't for your family today, I wouldn't know how much money was in the bag." Long Gen looked touched, "Here's 10,000 yuan, right? I owe you a total of 20,000 yuan."
, five thousand interest.”
"You still have to give me 15,000." Liu Zhiwen took a deep sip from his cigarette and said first. But he was thinking, "I'm still 15,000 short, and if I can't make it up, I'll still drive the car."
Let’s go and let you have such a great time!”
Long Gen nodded repeatedly, opened the car door, opened the passenger box, and stuffed a box full of money, which was all in vain, at least two or three hundred thousand!
He took out two stacks, counted another five thousand, and handed them to Liu Zhiwen.
"Here, it's twenty-five thousand in total. You and my father-in-law have settled the account. Oh, by the way, I have to thank you for helping me count the coins. Hey, I don't even know how much money is in it. Now I understand.
.You must remember it in the future..."
"Yuxin, come here, get a shovel and put the coins..." Long Gen howled again.
Liu Zhiwen held two stacks of Mao Zhiwen and was stunned on the spot, shocked and angry. He was shocked that the brat had stuffed hundreds of thousands into the car casually; he was angry that he was being used as a gunman!
Damn it, you counted coins all afternoon for nothing! Isn’t this a slap in the face in front of everyone?
"You little bastard, just wait and see!" Liu Zhiwen left one after another, but Long Gen waved away.
"Oh my god, so much money..."
"The old Liu family is really mad..."
"I've offended Liu Zhiwen to death. Let's go. There's no more fun to see. Go home..."