"Xiaolong, don't, don't do it for me, oh, hey, I don't want to have a baby..." After feeling relieved, Shen Lijuan woke up with a start, only to feel that the place was swollen and bulging, and there was a stabbing sound. It's sour and weak, and I can't lift my energy. It's better now. Once the big stick is drilled to the bottom, it will plummet thousands of miles against the wall of the cave.
The sticky hot batter rushed down, like peeing, rushing towards that place, and my body became soft again.
Long Gen shook the big stick, pulled it out with a "sizzle" sound, and brought up a stream of white liquid, with a look of relief on his face. It was as if he had just heard Shen Lijuan's words.
Kneading the white dough, he said with a bad smile: "What are you afraid of, cousin? We are not related by blood. We just have one child. It's not like we can't afford to support it. We have money." Then he pointed. Pointing to the two stacks of red banknotes folded on one side, he was indescribably proud. Who would have thought that he could also do duck business, satisfy his personal needs, and make a small profit at the same time.
"Xiaolong, please tell my cousin, where did this money come from?" When talking about money, Shen Lijuan looked serious.
In the countryside, 20,000 yuan is not a small thing, and the canteen may not be able to get 20,000 yuan all year round. Don't steal it from somewhere, it will be bad if you catch it.
"Hey hey" Long Gen's face turned pale, and his eyes looked at the handful of weeds in Shen Lijuan's lower abdomen. There was still white soy milk on the weeds. Two pieces of red and swollen dumpling skins were spread out on both sides, and the hole was Slowly a little foam came out....
"I want to know, come on, let's have another shot." Long Gen grabbed Shen Lijuan's ankle and was about to enter the hole.
Shen Lijuan was startled and screamed: "Don't, don't. Don't do it. It hurts. It still hurts down there."
Being a woman is troublesome. Only now did Shen Lijuan realize that it was troublesome enough when she came to visit her. It was like a flood. It was troublesome enough. If you lose your virginity, you would miss a man. The size of that thing is too small and the fighting power is not good enough. I'm weak, I feel uneasy, my whole body is unstoppable and hot, and I can't quell the fire; this stick is too big, it's like it's tearing open the bottom part, and giving birth to a baby is not so painful. Two pieces of dumpling wrappers It's red and swollen, like a bee sting.
Why is it so troublesome to be a woman?
"Forget it, I won't be with you then. Come back and treat Aunt Lihong well in the evening, having a baby is a big deal." Long Gen shook his big stick and wanted to pick up his pants and leave.
However, this time Shen Lijuan moved quickly enough! She grabbed the big stick and pulled it hard into her arms.
"Ah?" Long Gen felt pain and frowned: "Cousin, what are you doing? Isn't that what a big stick is for? What, I want to take a bite."
"Pooh!"
Shen Lijuan's pretty face turned red and she glared at Long Gen. This kid didn't want to open any pot. Didn't she just force him to take two mouthfuls that night? Thinking of this big black stick stirring in her mouth , my face was burning, as if someone had stripped me naked for a visit on the street.
"You brat, are you looking for a beating?" Shen Lijuan showed her dignity, "Tell me honestly, when did your brain get better? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Humph, you brat, you know how tiring it is for my cousin to take care of the housework alone, but you still pretend to be stupid! Humph!"
Shen Lijuan has wanted to know this for a long time. She can't find any way to get rid of her cousin. After all, the wealth should not go to outsiders. But she can't be a fool all her life. She has to know what comes and goes. .I am not like the post-it note on the street stall. When I want to have sex, I take off my pants and go to bed. When I don’t want to have sex, I just pick up my pants and leave.
"This...this..." Long Gen watched as the big stick got longer and longer, and he calculated in his mind that the thirty-sixth strategy was the best one.
"Why are your eyes rolling? Are you trying to make up a lie?" Shen Lijuan is not a vegetarian, especially after knowing that Long Gen pretended to be stupid, so she kept an extra thought. If we don't figure out the whole story today, what will happen today? It’s not practical either. Don’t let your mind get stupid again and the thing won’t be hard anymore. What should you do?
At this time, Long Gen finally understood that it was impossible not to tell the truth today. He sat cross-legged on the bed and allowed Shen Lijuan to grab the thing in his crotch. He was not afraid of anything else, so don't exert any force. I broke my second brother’s bone and it can’t be cured!
Although a man's third leg can be soft or hard, long or short, bendable or stretched, if it were to break, it would be ruined for a lifetime. How could Long Gen, who had just enjoyed a wonderful life, not pay attention to the crotch?
"Cousin, tell the truth." Long Gen's expression suddenly became solemn, and his brows were tightly knitted together, looking indescribably serious.
"Isn't there an old monk who passed by here when I was young? I happened to meet him in the mountains. When the old monk saw me, he felt like he was seeing a heavenly being. He almost knelt on the ground and kowtowed."
"Tch! Bragging again!" Shen Lijuan looked disapproving, "Xiaolong, if you don't tell the truth, I will really screw you up?"
"Ah? Stop!"
Long Gen waved his hands quickly, "Cousin, everything I said is true. Just listen to me."
Shen Lijuan relaxed her grip and looked at Long Gen.
Long Gen rolled his eyes, thinking about what to say next, how should he talk about this?
"The old monk looked at my palm, and then at the stick in my crotch. Finally, he gave me a piece of clay and asked me to eat it for a month. I didn't believe it at first, but the old monk slapped me, and I was like My whole body felt relaxed and very comfortable, just like going to a sauna."
"Later, I ate tortoise and stewed turtle every day. I gradually got better..."
He was running around on the train and talking nonsense, but he was thinking in his heart that it was time to go to Wang Limei to collect the money. This woman has not yet given the money she promised. By the way, Tian Cuifen and Yang Ying all gave me 20,000 yuan. Come with the money, otherwise I will never show off! You will die of hunger and thirst!
Well, forget about Chen Xianglian and her daughter. The man has been dead for many years and his reputation is not bad. Although they are from the Chen family, they are different from that old bastard Chen Tianming. It is quite interesting for mother and daughter to serve him together!
"Who believes it! Huh!" Shen Lijuan made a heavy snort in her nasal cavity and grabbed the big stick. She said coldly: "Where did the money come from? It can't be that the old monk left it to you to make a fortune, cheating It belongs to a little girl."
"Hehe," Long Gen chuckled twice, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and a lustful light emanated from the slit, "This money is the favor fee that those women gave me."
"Cousin, you know how tired men are when it comes to bed. They eat and do push-ups, and then they have to recuperate, which costs a lot of money, so they gave me money... ..."
"What? Those women?"
Shen Lijuan's almond-shaped eyes widened, with a look of astonishment on her face. Can such a thing exist in the world? When a man cheats on a woman, the woman pays him back, one post or 20,000?
"Which bitches, tell me..." Looking back, Shen Lijuan felt a little sour in her heart. It's not like the wealth goes to outsiders. She didn't mind letting Xiaolong live with her, but this bastard was looking for a woman outside. , my heart was filled with a sigh of relief.
"Yang Ying, Tian Cuifen, Wu Guihua, etc... there are more than enough anyway." Long Gen said with an indifferent expression, "Cousin, I'm not telling you, you and Aunt Lihong are very weak and can't withstand such a situation. day."
"So many?" Shen Lijuan didn't hear the second part of the sentence at all. These women were all pretty wives in the village. Why did they all let Xiaolong ride?
And they are all family members of village cadres. How can this damn kid be so brave?
"Xiaolong, tell your cousin the truth, how many wives do you have?"
ps: What happened to the anti-pornography campaign? Big Murder Weapon is not pornographic, right? I am not in the mood to update in the past two days. I have neglected everyone. I’m sorry, Big Murder Weapon will resume the third update tomorrow. Big Murder Weapon is very pure. Everyone thinks it’s awesome, right?
