"I'm a little old, but why is the meat so delicate?" Long Gen hugged his pants and crept out of the cornfield, muttering in a low voice.
I feel a bit old, but I have a smell. I have been exposed to more sunlight, and my skin color tends to be wheat bran color, although it is not as white as snow. It looks comfortable, feels comfortable, and is delicate and supple. The more work you do, the more you exercise.
, at this age, there is not much fat on the waist, and the round buttocks are poked down with a stick, and the two halves of the buttocks seem to be even wider apart!
The book says it well, you can't look at the face of a sun-possessed lady, turn off the light and cover yourself with a quilt, and you'll still get high from the sun. Besides, if you're used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, you have to add some wild vegetables and so on.
It's not a good thing if your belly is too oily.
After leaving the cornfield, I happened to catch up with Chen Xianglian's lunch. Chen Ke had already gone back to the city. It was not to continue sitting on the stage, but to help take care of Chen Tianming. After all, Chen Tianming had not treated his son, mother and daughter badly in these years. I won't go.
It just doesn't make sense to take a look.
"Xiaolong, the second brother is coming back, you have to hide. With his temper, he will probably cause trouble for you. He is very angry." Chen Xianglian took a mouthful of rice and looked at Xiaolong with some worry.
The second brother is Chen Tianyun, and Chen Tianming is the boss.
Long Gen smiled faintly, picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth. He looked disapproving.
Dare to trouble me? Does he have the ability? I haven't settled the score with him yet! Besides, Chen Tianyun also took nine thousand yuan from his cousin, so let's just forget about it?
If you don’t come to me, I have to go to him!
Furthermore, his own mother-in-law has been slept with by others, so forget it if Chen Tianyun is still in the mood to trouble him.
The last time I met Wang Limei, I wanted to ask her for money. When I looked back, I realized that this sex partner wasn't very strong yet, so I didn't want to make things worse by then, so I never mentioned money to Wang Limei.
"I haven't paid much attention to Chen Tianyun yet." Long Gen said nonchalantly, "By the way, your old Chen family is in decline now. I guess there won't be anyone to choose your old Chen family in the election in a few days! You and Xiao Ke
The two of them are also very sad, so let’s vote for my cousin. Now that my cousin has become the village party secretary, she will naturally take care of your family. Is that okay?”
"What's the point? Just vote. It's just a favor to you anyway." Chen Xianglian didn't care and agreed. "Hey, Xiaolong. Did you kill your cousin?"
Chen Xianglian rolled her eyes and stared at Long Gendao.
"You're trying to trick me. It doesn't matter if I tell you, as long as you don't talk nonsense. Even if you talk nonsense, I'm not afraid. I'll grab Xiao Ke and stab him with a big stick!"
Chen Xianglian's face darkened.
"It's time, I've been here many times." Seeing that Chen Xianglian's face was not good, with a faint sour taste, she continued: "Don't be greedy. I can't stand it even if I come here twice a week. With your body,
Son, Xiaoke is still tender down there. A whole night can make you two unable to get off the ground, do you believe it?"
"Tsk, that thing you mentioned is so powerful, how many wives have you outlived?" Chen Xianglian looked disdainful.
Long Gen remained silent and buried his head while eating the vegetables. He was not stupid, but this woman kept telling him the same story. He hurriedly finished his meal, and then walked away after having sex. He still had to go to the next house...
"Papa pa pa"
"Papa pa pa"
There was a burst of crackling firecrackers, and Long Gen was startled. He took a look and saw a burst of green smoke rising in the distance.
"What's going on? Who's setting off firecrackers here? Aren't there still two days left in July and a half?" Chen Xianglian heard the sound of firecrackers and walked out of the kitchen, muttering.
Long Gen scratched his head and couldn't figure it out. People in the countryside would never set off cannons if they had nothing to do. During the July Half-Ghost Festival, they only burned paper money. The sound of cannons was either a happy event or a death! I didn't hear it either. Why are you talking about whose family has a daughter-in-law?
"You get busy first, I'll take a look, keep the voting in mind..." Long Gen slapped his butt, and ran away like a whirlwind.
The day was a bit sultry, so Long Gen grabbed a handful of water to wash his face, and didn't even have time to go to the river to take a shower. In the meantime, several people ran past the roadside.
It seems that something big happened, otherwise I wouldn't be so impatient. "Yes, let's go back to the canteen and take a look. Can't we buy firecrackers from the canteen?" In a flash, Long Gen ran back to the canteen, and Hachi breathed heavily, and then She passed the popsicle handed to her by Shen Lihong and started to nibble on it.
After feeling cool for a while, he asked Shen Lihong.
"Aunt Lihong, where is my cousin? Why didn't you see it? By the way, what happened to the sound of firecrackers just now?"
While counting the money in the box, Shen Lihong said: "There is a death in the village. Your cousin went to see it with Mayor He."
"What? Someone died? Who died?"
"Who else can it be? Wei Wenwu. I heard that he committed suicide out of fear of crime and hanged himself." Shen Li said in a low voice with some fear on her red face: "I heard that her tongue was hanging out so long and her eyes were as wide as cow bells. It seems like it's tumbling. Oh my god, it's scary..."
"Sister, I want to go take a look and tell you what my responsibilities are. Mayor He is really saying, what's so good about dead people? Leave me alone at home, I'm scared to death... Oh, Xiaolong, what are you doing? Are you going? Come and look at the store with me, I’m timid and scared..."
Long Gen's voice came from far away, "I'll take a look and I'll be back later..."
Shen Lihong jumped to her feet in a hurry. It was a hot day, but there was a cool breeze behind her, and it was so ghostly. It made her shiver. She cursed for courage: "Wei Wenwu, the bastard, is still tormenting people after he died, right? "
"Crackling..."
Just when they arrived at the gate of Wei Wenwu's house, there was another burst of firecrackers, and Long Gen ran in with a grin on his face. Probably because Wei Wenwu had married many women in the village, not many people came to help. There were no brothers from the sect. There were only a few middle-aged people who helped move the coffin. Shen Lijuan and He Jingwen stood aside. The two girls frowned and looked pale. It looked like the death was really miserable. .
"Cousin, what's going on?" Long Gen finished speaking and looked at He Jingwen next to him.
However, Long Gen's eyes were very ruthless. He stared hard at his chest, and a large piece of white was exposed, arching up a yurt, which was very huge!
He Jingwen couldn't go to the ground, but there was really no other way. He masturbated Wei Wenwu yesterday and hanged himself today. Feeling somewhat guilty, he could only come over to take a look and understand the situation.
"Wei Wenwu hanged himself. He is now preparing to carry it into the coffin. Xiaolong, don't go in. He looks very scary..." Shen Lijuan grabbed Long Gen and said in fear.
If a man died on his own belly, he wouldn't be afraid of anything. But if Wei Wenwu hadn't died, and there were two people beside him, his legs would have been trembling even as he stood. His tongue was so long that both of them were afraid. His eyes were wide open and turned upwards. Isn't this a sign of not being able to rest in peace?
"Why did he die? Why did he hang himself?" Long Gen asked.
He Jingwen frowned and said seriously: "Wei Wenwu's wife just said that Wei Wenwu didn't eat when he got home last night and sat in the room all night. When he got up in the morning, he still smoked a cigarette and went to work in the fields. , but who would have thought that when he came back from the fields, prepared the meal and was about to ask him to eat, he hanged himself."
"What's the point? He commits suicide out of fear of sin. What's wrong with his conscience?" Long Gen looked disapproving. If you die, just die. Such a person is just a waste of air. Are you afraid of asking for help?
"Xiaolong!" Shen Lijuan rolled her eyes and said angrily. "What nonsense are you talking about? The dead one is the most important. Why are you like this?"
Long Gen curled his lips and said nothing. This is a woman, and her sympathy is overflowing. Wouldn't it be a disaster? As for the one who is blowing his beard and staring at her?
"What Xiaolong said is not unreasonable, but since the person is dead, the matter has been investigated clearly. Wei Wenwu's fault will not be pursued." He Jingwen is the mayor of the township after all, so if this happens again, he must not No words.
"In this case, let's go to the village headquarters now, inform the whole village, and call on all the young and middle-aged people in the village to come over and help, and we will take care of all the funeral matters that need to be done."
Shen Lijuan nodded without objection.
"Then you go ahead, let me take a look..." That thing in the crotch is big and full of yang energy. Dragon Gen doesn't pay attention to anything weird.
I can find a few wives to take down you, the village party secretary, and I'm still afraid of you asking for a dead thing?
"Xiaolong, come back!" Shen Lijuan was so angry that she stomped her feet and couldn't catch her.
It looks so scary. Why is this kid still moving forward?
"Forget it, let him go." He Jingwen frowned and pulled Shen Lijuan away. She was thinking, why didn't Xiaolong stutter when he spoke today? Moreover, he spoke clearly and logically, and he didn't seem to be stupid.
In the countryside, the dead are valued most. No matter what shameful deeds Wei Wenwu did when he was alive, he is dead after all. No matter how unwilling or resentful Niu Da is, he still has to rush around to give his father a bath. , put on clothes.
When Long Gen came in, Yang Ying, Tian Cuifen and Wei Wenwu's wife Miao Hong were squatting in the corner burning paper money, while Niu Da wiped Wei Wenwu's body with a handkerchief.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, the appearance of death is indeed ugly. What are you doing with your tongue hanging out? Is it because you haven't eaten enough?" Long Gen saw clearly, but he felt nothing in his heart. When a person dies, it is like killing a pig in the countryside. No matter how you chop it or bleed it, he doesn’t know. If you eat it, it will only turn into shit.
"Ci'ao, you're just thinking about a guy the size of your thumb?" His eyes glanced at Wei Wenwu's crotch, and Long Gen cursed secretly, "What kind of eyes does this slut Wang Limei have, why do you take such a fancy?" You’re just asking for something? You’re so damn lackadaisical..."
After scolding for a while, Long Gen retreated from the room. There was nothing to see. From this angle, he happened to see the six big white rabbits raised by the third wife, but there were many people around, so how dare he attack? Let's come back in the evening... ..
After wandering around for a while, Big Yellow Dog Day and Little Flower hadn't come back yet. A few car horns beeped, and a silver-gray van drove into the yard. Wei Wu got out of the car.
This time Long Gen didn't dare to smile stupidly at Wei Wu. He had better not slap himself with a big mouth. This guy also has a bad temper!
ps: Okay, Gucheng admits that these two are not that exciting, but what about the monthly tickets, but what about rewards? Friends, you must be fierce... Because, because the next chapter is a bit obscene, a bit
