"You brat, are you tired of life? Believe it or not, I will give you a slap in the face? It's that guy!" Li Sanchou suddenly turned dark.
It looks better without a black face. This black face is no different from a crooked melon and a cracked jujube, with an upturned nose, a pig-shaped mouth, two protruding ears, and a dark face! Anyone who sees this will feel upset.
"Uncle San Chou, why are you so angry?" Long Gen smiled stupidly and took a step back.
"Damn it, are you talking human language? Isn't that my biological child, or is it the child of yours?" Li Sanchou's anger was still lingering, and he snorted.
Long Gen curled his lips, wiped the corners of his mouth, and then said: "That bitch of yours, you stripped naked and spread your legs so that I can't even bother to fuck you! Compared to the three ugly things like you, there is one more ugly thing."
"But according to me, Uncle San Chou, your name is really appropriate. Who got it for you? Why are you so talented?" Long Gen said happily as if he didn't notice Li San Chou's increasingly gloomy face.
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"You stupid dragon, you are fucking ugly. Believe it or not, I will torture you to death!"
Li Sanchou was so angry that he raised his hand and slapped him in the face.
"Huh?" Li Sanchou exclaimed in surprise, why didn't he hit it?
"boom!"
Just as he was about to look back, Long Gen raised his foot and kicked Li Sanchou on the butt. With all his strength, he kicked Li Sanchou into the paddy field nearby!
"Oh, you stupid dragon, I'm an immortal like you, you're a bitch, if you dare to kick me, I'll die!"
Li Sanchou stood up from the paddy field, wiped the mud from his face, and cursed, "You bastard, why don't you bring me up? I'm going to kill you... Ouch... you bastard, how dare you hit me with a stone?"
I saw Li Sanchou hiding around like a bastard in the paddy field, with a big red envelope on his forehead, covering his head with both hands, and cursing non-stop! The stone fell into the paddy field, "dong dong dong dong"
"of.
When the pebbles in front of him were gone, Long Gen stopped and scolded me? You don't want to live anymore, you bitch, if you dare to cause trouble for your cousin, I won't kill you!
"Li Sanchou, are you still scolding me? Do you still want to be an immortal? My immortal is more comfortable in the morning, but Zhao Hongyu is more comfortable in the sun..." Long Gen crossed his arms and squatted by the paddy field and laughed.
This old guy actually dares to hit you, Grandpa Long. If you don't give me some color, you really think I'm easy to bully.
"Long Fool, you bastard...what? What Zhao Hongyu?" Li Sanchou was shocked.
How did he know about Zhao Hongyu? Moreover, why did Long Fool suddenly talk about Japan? Isn’t he a fool? How did he know! Could it be that Zhao Hongyu said it unintentionally? No!
"Something's wrong with Fool Long. He doesn't stutter anymore when he speaks today. Why didn't he hear what he said today? His mind is very active. How can he look like a fool? Could it be that he has recovered from his illness and understands everything?
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"Old guy, what are you thinking about?" Li Sanchou's expression changed several times, and Long Gen noticed it. The old guy should have noticed something.
But I don’t care, I can’t deal with you yet, I really don’t believe in this evil!
"Tell me, is Zhao Hongyu feeling well? Did I give you a son?" Long Gen asked again.
The weather was hot at this time, and it was like being stuck in a stove. There was no one around, so I was not afraid of being listened to.
"Ahem, Xiaolong, what are you talking about? Why don't you get married soon?" After all, after being a cadre for several years, Li Sanchou's head is spinning very fast. Otherwise, how can he get rid of his sister-in-law?
For several years, even my own brothers didn’t know about it. This is also an ability!
Li Sanchou thought to himself, first, he would try to trick the fool into saying it, where did it come from, and then think about how to deal with it. Chen Tianming and Wei Wenwu both had problems with their lifestyles, otherwise one of them would die and the other would be disabled.
Thinking of this, Li Sanchou became even more nervous. It would be better not to capsize in the gutter!
But things turned out to be counterproductive, could Long Gen not understand?
"Old guy, don't think about playing around with me. You can figure it out on your own anyway. My cousin is the village party secretary and women's director. You know who Mayor He hates the most. Look at you.
It's wicked enough to look like you, but don't look like Wei Wenwu."
"Papa"
After clapping his hands, Long Gen stood up and said calmly: "In the future, you should have an idea of how you should behave, what you should and shouldn't say, what you should and shouldn't do, and you should weigh it yourself..."
After saying the next sentence, Long Gen walked back with square steps and a big stick. He hummed a small tune, and upon closer inspection, it turned out to be the long-lost "Eighteen Touches".
"Well, the cousin's matter has been completely settled. Now it's time to satisfy my crotch..." Thinking about it, Long Gen took out the phone from his pocket and dialed He Jingwen.
This woman has only been gone for a day, and I miss her so much. After thinking about it, maybe it’s because of the fresh energy of the city women.
"Huh? Why don't you answer the phone?" Long Gen took out the phone and looked at it depressedly, thinking that if he can't satisfy his craving every day, it's always okay to listen to some erotic sounds. Who would have thought that he didn't answer the phone?
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"Well, yes, I will send you a photo of the big stick, hehe..." Long Gen had an idea. Instead of taking the initiative, he might as well whet He Jingwen's appetite and show her his majestic big stick.
Maybe when you feel hot in your heart, you feel itchy down there and it comes to you?
By the way, two more naughty words!
As Long Gen walked, he cheerfully sent MMS messages. He started to feel happy as he continued to send MMS messages. The photo of Da Bangzi was successfully edited and sent out in a swish!
"Isn't this Xiaolong? What are you doing?" Yuan Xiang opened the courtyard door, crossed his legs, and was shocked when he saw Long Gen playing with his mobile phone. "Hey, where did you get the mobile phone? It's a toy.
..."
This is the only explanation Yuan Xiang can give. Shanghe Village is a poor village. Not to mention such advanced gadgets as mobile phones, there are not even two phones. With mobile phones, you can only look at them on TV.
"Hey, hello, Aunt Yuan Xiang, haha." Long Gen let out a silly laugh. This is the standard image of a fool. Before he conquers the mother-in-law with a big stick, he must not show his true face to others!
As he spoke, his eyes stayed on Yuan Xiang's spread legs.
Yuan Xiang's body is slightly fat, but she is so fat that she looks like a rice worm. Her breasts are extremely majestic. Her body is swaying slightly, and her two big breasts are shaking like a torrent.
It was shaking. The two round thighs were straight out. The pants were a little too small and tight. There were small slits at the roots of the thighs. The two slices of bread were unusually plump. It was probably due to the swelling that night.
It’s not gone.
Thinking about the beauty of that night, Long Gen's heart trembled, and he swallowed hard. He had to get rid of this woman, and then go home for dinner...
After making up my mind, I rolled my eyes and had an idea in my mind.
"Auntie, auntie, this is the mobile phone Aunt Lihong gave me. It's really fun. It has... a lot of games, and there's also something called QQ. They said you can chat...
.We are chatting... Come, let me show you..."
He pulled Yuan Xiang into the yard and dragged him straight into the house. Yuan Xiang was weak, and it was quite funny to see Long Fool looking silly. There was no one at home that day, so it was good for more than one person to talk. He didn't resist.
, followed Long Gen into the house.
"Auntie, look, look, this is QQ... you can chat..."
Yuan Xiang came closer, and the two big white rabbits on his chest happened to rub against Long Gen's arms. Although he came from a teacher's family and had never seen a mobile phone in his life, Yuan Xiang was also very surprised. Both eyes looked straight, then
The mobile phone is really nice, with all kinds of tricks inside.
"Hiss, it's so big and white!" Long Gen glanced sideways and almost had a nosebleed.
The two big breasts in the collar are squeezed together. They are white, round and tender. There is a deep ravine that cannot be seen to the bottom. The arms are itchy and the thing in the crotch suddenly pushes up!
Day, must be day!
Long Gen pressed his hands randomly and immediately took out the photo album. When he took photos of Huang Cuihua in the morning, he also took two photos as a souvenir.
It would be nice to have a camera in the future. One day, one day, one day. It would be great if that guy doesn’t have a big stick, and he can even sell the film for money. Hehe, I don’t know how many men I will envy to death. I’m so thirsty.
How many sluts have died...
"Ah? What is this?"
I was busy looking at my phone when suddenly a picture popped up on the screen. A big black stick stood upright, with a few curly hairs setting off the big stick. I saw a little white foam on the forehead of the big stick.
The whole body is moist, and it is obvious that the big stick has just been taken out of the hole!
"Hiss! So big?"
Yuan Xiang took a breath of cold air, stared at the screen of her phone, and clamped her legs unconsciously, as if a big stick was about to enter her hole!
Darling, I wonder how comfortable it would be if I borrowed this big stick for my own use! Yuan Xiang swallowed, and suddenly there was a slight itch in the clamped slit, and a stream of heat slipped out from inside!
"Aunt Yuan Xiang, you... what's wrong with you? Why is your face so red? Do you have a fever... I... I'll call a doctor for you..." Long Gen pretended to stand up and asked
Get your phone back!
"Don't, don't take it away! Show it to me, see..."
Ever since I was fucked by Wei Wenwu's ghost that night, I felt very uneasy. It was not easy to be alone at home and be a widow. After being fucked by Wei Wenwu, I realized how wonderful it is to be a woman.
, the big stick penetrates to the deepest part, and it feels fuller and tighter than ever before. As soon as the stick goes down, it seems that all the loneliness and unbearableness disappear without a trace!
I have never had a peaceful life these days, and I am no longer afraid of ghosts. I wish Wei Wenwu would come and shoot me again!
"Well, the big stick in front of me should be as big as Uncle Wei. It must be very comfortable to use!" The horny mother-in-law can't do it. Once she does it, she doesn't think about anything. She expects the big stick to poke her all day long!
"Xiaolong, tell Auntie, where did the big stick in this photo come from? Tell me whose big stick it is, and I'll get you some candy..." Yuan Xiang's eyes were filled with peach blossoms and she couldn't say anything.
The charming meaning, with the slightest desire!
Long Gen touched his head, as if he didn't understand anything. Suddenly, he jerked his crotch.
