The distance of several feet is no joke. His physical strength has not yet reached the Grand Master level, and he is afraid of blood. His landing movements are far less graceful and graceful than the young master's.
Fatty, let me play! Cauliflower grabbed the water gun from Dumpling's hand and sprayed it at Fakong.
Fakong suddenly let out a scream and hurriedly covered his sleeves to protect himself. He loved cleanliness the most, so how could he endure such stinky dog blood?
Spray you to death, spray you to death! Cauliflower became more and more excited as she played, and the spray gun forced Fakong in front of the Buddhist temple.
Fakong was dazed, his ears and nose smelled bad, his cassock was dirty, he was trying to avoid the evil spirit, and he was in a state of embarrassment. However, the dog blood had a certain restraining effect on his body, and the huge momentum of the spray gun made him unable to resist.
, the blue light on his body flashes, as if he has a tendency to appear.
Hehe, you old monster is so stinky! It's so stinky, I can see how Buddha got on top of you. The cauliflower is like a submachine gun, swinging back and forth crazily, it's very pleasurable.
Abbot! Several personal guard monks snatched him out of the temple. They were holding water guns in a hurry and carried Fakong to the backyard in embarrassment.
Quick, don't run away, demon monk! Once Fakong breaks free from his restraints and takes the golden body of Buddha, no one can stop him.
Several people jumped out of the car and hurriedly chased Fa Kong. It would be a pity if such a good opportunity was missed.
After chasing him to the backyard, more than a dozen monks jumped out and surrounded him with monk sticks. The leading monk struck his long stick on the ground and shouted sternly: "How dare you, such a young person, dare to break into Xiangyun Temple."
"Break the formation!" I shouted coldly with a cold look in my eyes.
Caihua and the Duan brothers had already suppressed their anger and roared up, "Stick formation!" The monks shouted, and more than a dozen long sticks came from all directions with the sound of wind.
"Hmph, if we can't even deal with you, our brothers' efforts have been in vain." Baozi and Diaozi laughed loudly, and with a long shout, their bodies swelled up like rubber balls. The monks rolled on them and were shattered one after another.
"It's my turn." Caihua saw that the two brothers were interested in killing each other, so she didn't dare to fall behind. The long knife was like flowing water moving through the clouds, darting from left to right, and no one dared to block it.
"Don't pester, let's go!"
I should chase them towards the back mountain first. I could vaguely see Fa Kong and his group entering the stone tower. It would be difficult to catch up.
"Damn it, let the old demon Fakong run away!" Caihua spat and said bitterly.
I glanced around and saw that the temple square at the foot of the mountain had exploded. There had been such a big fuss and a stampede. Naturally, the police couldn't spare us the culprits and were searching for me.
Especially the Baozi brothers. These two brothers stole the fire brigade's car, and the armed police with guns and ammunition came to the door.
What to do, Brother Qin, Caihua asked.
I waved my hand and motioned for them to squat down, "Last time we broke into the Yongle Ceremony and killed Fakong, Fakong must have strengthened his precautions. I'm afraid it will be difficult to sneak in."
"Are we going back home like this? Don't worry, Brother Qin, we haven't had enough fun yet." Dumpling shouted unhappily.
"Dumpling, shut up and listen to Brother Qin's arrangements." Baozi scolded quickly.
I lit the cigarette and took two puffs, rubbing my forehead. I couldn't think of anything for a while. I saw Baozi and Dumpling looking at me eagerly. These two brothers were really frustrated. They finally caught a chance to play. Naturally,
Don't want to miss it.
"Otherwise, you two brothers should go in and investigate first." I saw that they were both fat and big-headed. If they had shaved their heads, they would look a bit like monks.
With the way Caihua and I look now, it will definitely be difficult for us to get in. It’s hard for me to get through with my face, let alone Caihua, whose beard can’t be shaved off with any knife.
"Okay!" Brother Baozi was very smart and understood what I meant. He moved his wrist and wiped it on his hair, and the hair fell off. His bare head was only decorated with two clothes.
The two returned to the temple, turned over the two monks and put on the monk's robes, "How about it, Brother Qin, do you think you can pass the test?" The two lowered their voices and asked with a smile.
"Well, that's almost it. You brothers, remember, if there is danger, it's important to save your life." I gave a thumbs up and ordered.
"Brother Qin, don't worry, the person who can catch my brother hasn't been born yet." Dumpling said with a proud smile.
"Go ahead, I'll wait for your good news." I told the two of them in detail how to enter the stone tower, and they agreed.
"It's so boring, Brother Qin. I think our brothers can just go in and stay here. Damn it, I'm so scared." Caihua closed her clothes and leaned against the small bump, muttering.
"You know what you know. Even if Fa Kong is temporarily frustrated, he will definitely come back to kill him. Besides, the stone pagoda is full of fierce monks from Xiangyun Temple. Let's just kill him like this. We haven't seen Fa Kong yet. Let's go ahead.
It’s broken.” I handed the cigarette to Caihua and comforted him.
Okay, then I'll just wait. I think these two fat guys are quite clever, and I hope they can make something famous," Caihua said lazily, biting her cigarette holder.
After waiting for a long time, Caihua finally couldn't hold back and shouted: "Brother Qin, these two brothers won't be caught by Fakong, right? It's been two or three fucking hours! I haven't even seen a ghost yet."
When I looked at my watch, it was already one o'clock at noon, and Brother Fatty hadn't come out yet, so I couldn't help but feel a little worried. Caihua and I knew Fakong's abilities very well, and since we hadn't seen anyone for so long, the Duan brothers might not be able to escape.
"Wait another half hour and we'll break in and rescue people."
Half an hour later, I began to feel a little anxious. I stood up, patted the dust on my body, put on a mask and said solemnly: "Caihua, let's not wait any longer. Let's go rescue people."
The Duan brothers are kind to me. If I fall into danger and cause death, then my sin will be great.
rustle!
There was some noise, a slight movement in the grass not far away, Caihua picked up her ears and touched it with a knife.
The soil on the ground was loose, and a smooth thing came out of the soil. The cauliflower was about to be chopped with a knife, and the man hurriedly shouted: "Damn, you big beard, the person left behind by the knife is your brother and me!"
Dumplings? I hurriedly reached out and lifted him out, and then the buns came out as well.
Good boy, how did you discover this secret passage? Caihua asked excitedly.
Baozi patted his chest, raised his hands and gasped: "Let me take a breath!"
After calming down, Baozi said with a mysterious face: "Brother Qin, what do you think I found?"
"What?"
"Why don't you just stop being so pretentious and just say yes?" Cauliflower urged impatiently.
"I found the secret passage of Yongle Hall. It turns out that this is Zhu Di's underground palace." Baozi said. "You are not talking nonsense, why do you need to say it?" Caihua said.
"Zhu Di is so suspicious that he opened a secret passage under the palace, which means we can enter Yongle Palace directly from here," Baozi said.
"Moreover, we discovered the important secret of the old demon Fakong." Dumpling added.
"What secret?" I asked quickly.
"Fakong, you are actually a girl. Her body is as white and tender as a lamb, and her breasts are so round..." Dumpling licked his lips obscenely and said with a smile.
Before he finished speaking, Baozi gave him a surprise, "What nonsense are you talking about? Let me tell you, Brother Qin, Fa Kong is actually a lotus succubus!"
Lotus Banshee? This bird is a girl! Cauliflower’s eyes widened, her face full of disbelief.
No wonder he looks fair and tender, it turns out he is really a woman, I said.
Brother Qin, can I say one more thing? Dumpling raised his hand and blinked to ask.
you say.
"Can you kill her? I don't think she looks like a bad person. She is pure and pure, and she has a certain degree of cultivation in Buddhism. I think she may have been bewitched and went astray. The cultivation of flowers and plants is far more difficult than the way of animals.
It's really not easy to shape it." The dumpling lowered his head, blushed, and said with a smile.
Damn it, you kid won’t like this lotus succubus, right? Caihua said in surprise.
Don't worry, it's good if she doesn't kill us. If we want to kill her, it won't be so easy, I said.
Stop talking nonsense, let’s go in first, I’m already hungry, so I’ll stop working and eat quickly,” Caihua said impatiently.
Baozi lifted up the mound and jumped down first, entering the secret passage. I was greatly amazed.
The secret passage is two meters high, spacious and bright. The wall is inlaid with more than a dozen transparent luminous pearls, and the light is bright. "It is indeed the exclusive secret passage for emperors. It is really high-end." Cauliflower reached out and touched the wall, and her tentacles were slippery.
When I looked closer to the wall, I saw bubbles coming out of the cave wall.
"These are perlites used to purify the air, add oxygen and preserve freshness. They were salvaged from the bottom of the sea in the East. It's hard to buy even a piece of it." Baozi explained with envy.
"Then you brothers will make a lot of money this time. Just dig out bricks and you'll have enough to eat." I said with a smile.
Brother Qin, there are rules for stealing. Once this thing is taken out, it must be reimbursed. What should be taken should not be taken. You must have a steelyard in mind, Baozi explained.
After walking along the secret passage for a while, there was no sound, which proved that no one had ever discovered this secret passage before.
chug!
There was a faint sound of running water in his ears, and Dumpling said with a smile: "Brother Qin, we're here!" As he said that, he pushed open a special block at the end of the secret passage.
Gee, this is not a magnificent palace down there.
The big bed, curtains, chairs, and utensils were all carved with dragons and phoenixes. Baozi glanced around twice, turned his head and said, "It seems that girl is still taking a bath, let's go down."
After jumping down, Caihua and I followed the Duan brothers and dived into the bath outside the palace. Before anyone arrived, the faint scent of lotus scented our nostrils.
The pool is full of white steam, and the water is covered with petals of various colors. Fa Kong is leaning against the edge of the pool, her dark hair hanging wetly on her fair neck, and her breasts are half-naked floating on the water. At this moment, she is holding flowers with her hands.
, blowing water splash gently, with a faint and quiet elegant smile on the corner of the mouth, gentle and sweet, like a natural and pure poetry and painting.