Damn it, this place is not for people! Cauliflower muttered and followed me and squatted down behind the black rag cloth.
No, anyone who dares to eat this bowl of rice will get a salary of ten thousand or twenty thousand a month. I lowered my voice and said.
It was already dark outside, and guarding so many corpses made me feel a little nervous, especially in this place. The air seemed to have been dried, and it felt like it was burning in my lungs.
As soon as I took out my lighter and wanted to light one to relieve my discomfort, the door outside was pushed open, and an old man in his sixties came in holding a hookah in his teeth and carrying a wine bottle.
Caihua and I got excited immediately. We hid behind the cloth and took a closer look. The old man cleaned his hands, lit a handful of incense, served three glasses of wine, walked up to one of the corpses and sang loudly.
"First respect the night wandering god, don't block the road; second respect the wandering ghost, don't bully the new soul; third respect the evil spirits, don't lead the wrong way, get on the road, get on the road..."
The old man sang as if he was crying, and I got goosebumps all over my body.
Cauliflower, what is this song about?
Caihua said, it’s a soul-sending thing. The methods of soul-sending are different in different places. I don’t know what the spell is.
The old man sang for a while, then suddenly opened the cremator, and a wave of heat rushed to his face, making him feel burning and uncomfortable.
The old man acted as if nothing was wrong, took a sip of wine, put his arms around the body, and threw it into the cremator like a puppet.
"This old guy is really strong." I cursed secretly. You must know that a corpse is far heavier than a human body. Even if we are young and strong like Caihua and I, it would be difficult to pick up a dead person so easily.
Disaster.
The old man burned the body mentioned above, shook his head, walked to Zhou Nana's body and sighed: "Hey, what a good baby, if she is gone like this, your mother-in-law will be so sad."
After spilling the wine and chanting the curse, seeing that the old man was about to send Nana's body to the crematorium, Caihua could no longer hold back and was about to rush out.
Suddenly there was a shrill scream of a baby outside, and a hunchbacked dwarf rushed in, shouting in panic: "Master Liu, he's making trouble again, go and have a look."
The old man touched his beard and cursed: "You bastard, I'll go take a look."
The hunchback said: "Master Liu, go ahead and I will help you burn it."
Master Liu said, burn it cleanly and put the ashes into the jar according to the number, otherwise you will make trouble for me again at night.
The hunchback let out a duck-like laugh, "Master Liu, don't worry. I've been with you for so many years, but you still can't trust me, Liao Tuozi."
Master Liu nodded and hurried out.
As soon as Master Liu left, the hunchback immediately closed the door, his eyes brightened, exuding a greedy and vulgar look, he licked his lips, rubbed his hands and slowly leaned towards Zhou Nana.
Caihua said, Brother Qin, something is not right with this grandson.
I quickly held him down, Caihua, don't be impulsive. I think the old man seems to be a bit wise. If they are a group, we will be in trouble. Let's wait and see what happens.
The crematorium is inherently evil. There is a strange old man and a wretched hunchback. Who is the rain boots man?
The hunchback lifted up the white cloth covering Nana's body, and her beautiful, plump, white breasts were perfectly displayed in front of him.
"Huhu!" The hunchback gasped rapidly, grabbed Nana's huge weapon with trembling hands, lowered his head and was as greedy as a dog, kissing and slurping like crazy.
His movements became more and more unsightly. When he reached for Nana's important parts, Caihua pointed at the shoes on his legs and said through gritted teeth: "Brother Qin, this is the rain boots man."
Yes, this hunchback did wear rain boots on his legs, which were stained with mud, but I didn't feel any terrible aura from him.
His aura was far inferior to that of the man in rain boots that night. I had no time to think. Cauliflower rushed out like an arrow, grabbed the hunchback's hair, and punched him in the face, breaking the bridge of his nose.
With a knee bump, the hunchback fainted without saying a word.
Caihua was so angry that she grabbed the hunchback and threw it into the cremator.
I grabbed him and said, ***, you are crazy. How can we get rid of the charges if we burn him? Do you want to kill me?
Caihua said with red eyes, what should we do?
I said you carry Zhou Nana on your back, and I carry the hunchback on your back, and we go down the mountain to find Guo Dapao.
Caihua thought for a while and said, "It makes sense, then I will spare this bird's life and then get Nana's soul back."
Before the old man came back, the two of us ran down the mountain with one of our legs spread out. It was already almost 11 o'clock in the evening, the sky was dark, and it was still drizzling.
Maybe it's because I'm nervous or scared, but I always feel like rain and ice particles falling on my face from the crematorium, making it feel greasy and disgusting!
There was only one road down the mountain, and it was a highway. After running for a while, I realized something was wrong.
Cauliflower, stop! I said.
Caihua stopped, bumped Nana's butt and asked, "Bitch, what's wrong with you?"
I said, didn’t you notice something was wrong? We’ve been walking for so long and we haven’t gone down the mountain yet.
Cauliflower took a closer look, patted her head and exclaimed in surprise, "Hey, this is so fucking evil. At our speed, it's time to rush down the mountain."
The night was so dark that except for the color of the road, the surrounding area was vast and as black as pine ink. The crematorium was already deserted, with no lights, so there was no way to look for reference points.
Maybe it was because I was running too fast, my mind felt like a ball of mush, I was a little confused, and my sense of direction was getting worse and worse.
I said, cauliflower, it’s not just a ghost trying to hit the wall.
Caihua said it was possible. There were many ghosts in the crematorium, so we might have been fascinated by the ghosts.
I said this is troublesome. We are two living people, and we are still carrying corpses. If we continue like this, we will definitely not be able to enter the city.
Caihua thought for a while and said, Brother Qin, take off the gauze on your left hand and raise your hand.
I took off the gauze and raised my dark, cold left hand high.
Caihua said, roar.
I said, what to say.
Just say, fuck me, get out of my way.
I raised my hand, spat out, cleared my throat, and yelled, "Get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here."
Even after shouting, the surroundings were still groggy and pitch black.
Caihua said, it's over, we have entered the Yin Formation. With your hands, the ghosts on the bridge are even better than you. With this voice, the ghosts get out of the way. It seems that we are not ghosts hitting the wall anymore.
I said, what is the Yin Formation?
Caihua lit a cigarette, took a puff, frowned and said, "I don't know the hell. The old man only taught me the Yinshan Curse. I'm too lazy to learn the formation. It's too complicated."
I said, you are just a handful, what should you do now?
The drizzle in the sky seems to be falling more and more quickly, and it is mixed with a strange smell that makes people dizzy. Moreover, the chill goes straight into the bones, and the body feels like falling into an ice cave, and the whole body is cold from head to toe.
.
As soon as I wiped the greasy rainwater on my face, I felt strange. My head was dizzy, my body felt heavy, I couldn't bear it anymore, and I started to tremble when I spoke.
As soon as I finished speaking, Caihua sat down on the ground, and Zhou Nana's white body rolled to the side.
It turns out that Caihua was just like me, a little unable to hold on anymore, and she relied on her belief in taking Zhou Nana down the mountain to support her.
When I saw it, it was terrible. If the cauliflower fell over, I would definitely be dead.
I slapped him. The grandson opened his eyes and opened his mouth. There was gurgling in his throat but he couldn't spit out a word.
I'm a little anxious, ***Caihua, don't fucking sleep, it's life-threatening.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier, my ears were stinging from the cold, my vision was getting blurry, and I was about to faint.
At this time, I rarely felt anything, and a warm current suddenly came from my black and cold left hand, which was like a heavy blow deep in my soul. I felt a little more awake again.
I picked up the cigarette butt that Caihua had thrown on the ground and took two puffs. I thought of the dog poop ball, took it out of my pocket and stuffed it into Caihua's mouth.
Cauliflower slowly chewed the black dog poop ball, her eyes widened again, and her first reaction was to touch the body of Zhou Nana next to her.
I said, stop touching that bitch, and quickly think of a way to get out of this mess.
Caihua said, it would be great if there was a big rooster. If I click the button, I would be able to walk out.
I'm a little anxious, so I'll ask you, sister, and I'll find chickens for you somewhere, and then I'll think of other ways.
Caihua scratched her head and said, in this case, you can call Guo Dapao and ask the grandson to pick us up.
I slapped my forehead. I never thought of such a simple method.
I took out my cell phone and dialed, and the phone beeped twice and then automatically hung up. When I called Caihua's number, it still automatically cut off for no apparent reason. After dialing a few times, I gave up.
After I finished speaking, I couldn't make any calls. What a mess.
I said, you can think of a way.
As I was talking, I felt my head getting heavier and heavier, my heart felt dull, I had difficulty breathing, and I felt like vomiting.
Caihua said, Brother Qin, are you okay? How about a black dog shit ball?
I quickly waved my hand and said, forget it, I'll probably throw up immediately after eating it, I'd better hold it in.
Caihua said, this rain is really weird and sticky, and it has extinguished all the protective aura on my body. It seems that we have met a powerful character this time.
What kind of protective spiritual energy is more frustrated than me?
Brother Qin, the protective aura is something that comes from the ancestor, and every disciple will have it. Otherwise, in our line of work, we wouldn’t be able to deal with ghosts.
While talking, Caihua dipped some rainwater on her face with her fingers and put it in her mouth to taste it.
Wow! What a smell. The cauliflower held its throat and retched in pain.
I frowned and tasted it, smacked my lips, and suddenly I remembered that when I was having fun with Tao Hong, I played the trumpet for that girl once, and I seemed to have tasted this kind of taste. At that time, I almost gave up.
Smoked to death.
Oops, I remembered it, it was rat oil.
Mouse Oil, Caihua's face was full of horror, "Brother Qin, we are finished now. We have been tricked so badly. If we can't get out of this trick today, our lives will depend on it."