I gritted my teeth and propped myself up, opened my eyes, and tried my best to smile: "Caihua, you are my brother. If it weren't for me, I wouldn't have harmed you... or lost your life."
Caihua smiled bitterly and shook her head, "Brother Qin, I owe you another life, hey..."
"Two needles can cut off life and death. It's a pity that your boy's life will be ruined!" Master Liu shook his head and sighed coldly, and the second needle was inserted into the chest of the paper man without hesitation.
It hurt, it hurt, I could even clearly hear the breaking sound from my heart, my mouth and nose began to bleed, the blood quickly took away my strength, and my eyes began to blur!
Caihua grabbed my hands with all her strength, howling and crying: "Brother Qin, Brother Qin..."
"Caihua, you, tell me what the hell is going on? What's going on?" I asked, blood flowing, holding in my last breath.
Caihua shook her head, Brother Qin, I can't say, everything is over, brother can only stay with you...
There was a pop, and before Caihua could finish her words, she started spurting blood again, "Brother Qin, I, I'll go first..."
"It's impossible to survive after three injections. You don't even have a chance to see Mr. Yan, and you will die without a complaint!" Master Liu laughed wildly.
Seeing that the third needle was about to be inserted, I would never doubt Master Liu's words at this moment. This man is too scary.
I suddenly remembered my red card. Caihua said it could be used as a substitute and could save lives. I tremblingly took out the card and stuffed it into Caihua's hand. I held his hand and waved it out with my last bit of strength.
Cauliflower still didn't respond at all. I closed my eyes weakly, filled with resentment in my heart.
I don’t know what’s going on? Is this still the world I live in? Why are there so many inexplicable things? What’s going on? Who can tell me.
Caihua, my only friend, my life-long friend for less than a month, the reckless and stupid Caihua, came from thousands of miles away, but died in a foreign country because of me.
I hate it, I don’t accept it!
I touched Caihua's cold face and unkempt beard, and felt so much hatred that my eyes were covered with blood and I couldn't even see his face clearly.
Blood dripped on my left hand, and it began to become hot. I refused to accept it, and I would not accept it even if I died.
I used the last bit of my strength to slap the ground and screamed in hatred!
My left hand was getting hotter and hotter. I felt like I was about to melt. The Underworld House seemed to be shaking. With every slap of hatred from my heart, the chains of the Underworld House were pulling loudly.
"How could this happen? This is..." Master Liu threw away the black needle on his hand, with panic on his face, "This hand, he, how could he be..."
My vision went dark, I finally exhausted my last bit of strength and passed out.
I don’t know how long it took, but I felt warm and uncomfortable all over my body. I opened my eyes hard, and the sun was high in the sky, making my eyes hurt.
As I gradually got used to the light, I saw Caihua sitting next to me blankly smoking a cigarette. There were already many cigarette butts thrown on the ground.
Damn it, you bitch, you’re not even dead?
Caihua's eyes were red and she hugged me, barely kissing me.
My heart felt warm, my nose felt sore, and I choked and said, "Fuck off, I will die behind you, a rotten cauliflower."
This feeling of life after death is really wonderful, with mixed emotions. Both Caihua and I were so excited that tears filled our eyes.
I took the cigarette from the corner of Caihua's mouth, sat up straight, and smoked hard. My whole body seemed to fall apart, and the pain was severe. As soon as the smell of nicotine entered my throat, my body seemed to be alive, and my strength was slowly recovering. .
Cigarettes are really a good thing. As Caihua said, as long as there are cigarettes to smoke, I will never die.
Looking at the mess in front of me, my mind was in a mess. If I remember correctly, Master Liu used a black needle to hurt Caihua and I's private parts last night, and we both vomited blood.
By the way, isn't the cauliflower dead? Could it be...
Thinking of this, I'm a little nervous, Caihua, we won't die.
You idiot, how can you still bask in the sun after hanging up? If you see any ghost who dares to bask in the sun at noon, you will be scared to death.
Then, he frowned and pointed at the pile of paper stuff on the ground. Our Yin body was released, and our Yin soul and Yin soul were also safe and sound. It was really strange.
Yes, Master Liu had two injections in his vagina, and he would have to become an idiot if he didn't die, but now we are lying here safe and sound.
What’s even weirder is that there is a talisman stuck on the wound on my lower abdomen. The warm pleasure is coming from the paper talisman. Intuitively, this talisman should be used to stop bleeding and relieve pain, otherwise it would just be the one that was stabbed by Guo Dapao.
One pole and I have to hang up.
Cauliflower, how many handfuls do you have? You have such a good thing. If you didn't give it to me sooner, I almost bled to death.
Caihua said, how can I draw the Nanshou Talisman? This was painted by the judge.
Nanshou Talisman, what is it?
Caihua said that the Nanshou Talisman is a kind of talisman that can extend life and increase vitality in exchange for using one's own cultivation to point the Antarctic Immortal Wengmao, the God of Fortune, Luxury and Longevity. This kind of talisman to save people and survive is far harder to find than the talisman to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits.
,A thousand pieces of gold is easy to get, but three years of life is hard to find. Do you understand?
I just don’t understand. What kind of tricks do you think Master Liu has, killing and rescuing at the same time?
Caihua shook her head. What the judge wanted to do is beyond our comprehension, but we are alive this time because he was merciful.
"Judge? Yes, I remembered it. There is also Guo Dapao's horse head. Caihua, don't tell me that there really is an underworld in the universe."
All this was so unbelievable, I looked around, green mountains, city outline, blazing sun, gentle breeze, is this still a vast world?
Caihua pondered for a moment and said, "You will know it sooner or later anyway, so I will tell you."
Ghost, you already know this, so I won’t explain it.
Every day, people are born and people die. When a person dies, only the ghosts and ghosts are left among the three souls and seven souls. One soul and one soul becomes a ghost. There are countless new ghosts every day. Of course, those who are dispersed are not counted. The ghosts are entering.
Before entering the temporary residence pavilion, there must be a guide.
"Oh, I understand, you are talking about transcendence." I said.
"Do you understand, salvation is just to teach the ghost to forget the fear before death, the joys and sorrows in life, and the resentment, and then ask the underworld to report that another person has died, and let the black and white impermanence come to lead the ghost."
Caihua went on to say that black and white are not omnipotent. How can there be so much time? The main reason is that ghosts and gods also have restrictions. The human world has strong yang energy, and they also have taboos. Gods are afraid of people's dirty energy, and ghosts are afraid of yang energy damaging the body.
I'm a little confused. Since gods and ghosts don't care, how can a person enter the underworld and be reincarnated?
You are right. Most of the new ghosts don't know the dark way to the temporary residence pavilion. Black and white are unpredictable. If the ghosts are unwilling or too busy, they need someone to lead the way. The person who leads the way is called the Yin Gui, that is,
People say that they are wandering in the underworld.
"Going to the underworld, I think I heard it from my father, but what does this have to do with the judge?"
Caihua smiled proudly and said, "You got it right. Before the ghost ghost leads the person to the temporary residence pavilion, he must be recorded in the list by the city god. This is also to prevent some ghosts from secretly detaining the ghost."
"Is the City God a human being or a legendary ghost?" I became more and more excited as I listened, and couldn't help but ask one more question.
Caihua said, "Don't interrupt, just listen to what I have to say."
The City God is like the mayor of the town, and can be regarded as the protector of a party. But in some places, there is no City God temple. What should we do? At this time, some people with higher moral standards will control it.
This person is called the judge. The new ghost must be named and recorded by the judge before being handed over to the shepherd.
Because there is no City God's Temple, the judge can only manage these trivial matters in places where the negative energy is strong and new ghosts gather. After all, they are also human beings, so the crematorium is a better choice. Master Liu is the judge on your side.
The most basic requirement for a judge is to be able to summon souls and send souls away with the Soul Spell. The new ghosts who have died will gather when they hear the soul summoning spell, and then use the Soul Sending Spell to send the new ghosts to the underworld in each jurisdiction.
Hold it in your hand and take it to the temporary residence pavilion.
My head was spinning when I heard this. Oh my God, isn’t Master Liu a living god?
Cauliflower flicked the cigarette butt and spat thick phlegm on the ground. He is just a handful! Let Lord Yan know, kill him three times and kill him five times.
When I was about to speak, Caihua made a gesture to tell me to shut up.
From the proud look on his face, I understood that this grandson really enjoyed this kind of preaching-style explanation. He was a pure idiot who devoted himself both physically and mentally to Taoism.
"Master Liu is simply the best of scum. As a judge, he looks down on ghosts and will be struck by lightning sooner or later. The most disgusting thing is that he actually said that my Yinshan sect is an evil heretic and that my grandma is a jerk."
Seeing the grandson scolding me, I quickly interrupted and said, "Zhang Caihua, Zhang Tianshi, please tell me something useful? Lord Yama is the King of Hell, right?"
Caihua said "Oh" and continued, "Yan Jun is also a human being with profound Taoism. He may be the master of Maoshan, or Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain. Anyway, what you need to know is that in this dimension of ours, people have the final say."
Ghosts are not allowed to stay in our space and cause harm, because whether they are good ghosts or bad ghosts, their own Yin Qi will affect the fate of the Yang world. If the underworld collapses and the evil ghosts leave the underworld, we, the human world, will often have to
Chaos, humans and ghosts are closely related.
This is also the reason why people who walk in the underworld can go to the underworld. If the underworld blocks the nine gates of the underworld, no matter how powerful the person is, they will not be able to enter the underworld.
"Caihua, can we become Yama Jun?" It sounded like Yan Jun was very popular, so I teased him a little doubtfully.
Caihua glanced at me and said firmly, "I can't do it, but you definitely can."
"I can do a few tricks just to tease you, but even if I were to die, I wouldn't do your job." I said with a smile.
"Brother Qin, there are some things you don't want to think about... Hey, forget it, let's not talk about it." He hesitated and swallowed the words.
I continued to ask, what are three kills and five breaks?
Caihua said, this is the rule set by the Lord of Hell for those who walk in the underworld. I don’t know what it is specifically, but once you violate the three-kill-five-death order, you will be very miserable.
After listening for a while, I became a little impatient and said, "You're just telling me a fucking story. Just tell me. Okay, tell me why Master Liu didn't kill us and even freed us from his yin body."