After saying that, Caihua laughed dryly at me, "Brother Qin, look at that figure, it's white and tender, it must be very pleasant to fuck, don't you think so?"
When I heard this, I became anxious, pinched his dick hard, shouted with red eyes: "Your mother is a rotten cauliflower, why do you want a woman? This woman, I, I'm going to make a decision."
Caihua jumped in pain, "What's wrong with me, Caihua? It's okay if you get used to the hand addiction. You've fucked so many women and you still rob me. I'll beat you to death."
After saying that, he raised his fist and was about to hit me. We were both a little confused after drinking. We were aroused by this woman again. All we could think about was how to get her, so we hit me in front of the old man and his friends.
stand up.
After finally being persuaded to leave, the old man took out a mahogany box from the cabinet, pulled out a roll of yellow cloth, spread it on the table, took a pen and squinted his eyes and said, "I said you two should stop arguing. Who wants to
Just sign this agreement and I, the mother-in-law, will give it to whomever you want, Lao Li, you can be the witnesses."
"If you give me a woman, I'll give you a woman. What kind of agreement should I sign?" Caihua yelled with her tongue out loud.
Old Man Gao said, I'm also afraid that if you don't want this woman anymore and you send her back to me, wouldn't it mean that I'm not being favored and am still being disliked? After signing this agreement, whether she lives or dies, it's up to you.
It's a big deal, I want to be quiet, right?
When I heard what Old Man Gao said, I understood. If you want someone else's woman, you should make an agreement. I quickly grabbed the pen from his hand without even looking at what was written on the cloth. Without saying a word, I
Signed the name.
A strange smile flashed across the old man's face, he took a needle, grabbed my hand, and with an astonishing speed, he pierced it hard with the middle finger of his left hand, and dragged me to press a bloody incision on the cloth.
Fingerprints.
"Brother Qin, no!" Caihua suddenly seemed to have remembered something, her eyes widened, and her big, wretched eyes were full of panic, and she rushed forward like crazy to grab the piece of cloth.
"Pah!" The witness on the side, Lao Li, grabbed the wine bottle on the table and opened the cauliflower ladle skillfully. The boy covered his head and fell down softly.
"Qin Jian, Chunlan will be yours from now on, but you..."
I didn't understand what this sudden scene was about. Old Man Gao smiled sinisterly and touched my forehead. My eyes went dark and I immediately lost consciousness.
The next day, I woke up with pain all over my body, like it was falling apart. The sun was stinging me so hard that I couldn't even open my eyes. My mind was buzzing like a swarm of wasps making a nest.
Damn, this, where is this? I was surprised to find that I was lying on a cemetery, surrounded by a mess and a pool of bloody flesh. When I looked closely, they were all skinned rats, with their intestines and other things leaking out.
There were several broken wine bottles on the ground.
My scalp felt explosive and my soul was about to fly away. I rubbed my face vigorously to calm myself down.
What the hell is going on here? I clearly remember having sex with a client, so how could I be in this damn place? The most depressing thing is that there is a tall, thick man with a beard lying next to me, his face covered in blood.
Who is this person and why is he with me?
My mind was in such a mess that I couldn't remember what happened.
"Hey, wake up." I kicked his butt twice, and the grandson muttered a few words, but he didn't wake up.
Damn, it’s crazy! I took out the old bird and prepared to give him some hot soup to wake him up.
Before I had time to serve the soup, this guy covered his head and shouted that it hurt, while rolling his eyes and wandering around in a daze. When he saw me, he was a little surprised, Brother Qin, what the hell is going on? Who the hell opened it?
My scoop.
I stared at him, frowned and thought for a moment, who the hell are you? I want to ask you what's going on.
I was completely confused now. He stood up and shined a photo on my face. He shouted in panic, "It's over, Brother Qin, aren't you obsessed with ghosts? I'm a fucking cauliflower."
This slap made me see stars in my eyes, and I was about to get mad, but suddenly my brain seemed to have some inspiration. I stared at this bearded face seriously, and finally thought about it.
Yes, Cauliflower, it’s this grandson who invited me to listen to the female ghost’s sex.
"Caihua, tell me, what the hell happened last night? I can't remember it at all."
The memories in my mind slowly began to become clearer. I remember that I burrowed in the grass with Caihua for a long time, and then got lost. The memory after that was completely fragmented.
Caihua rubbed her head and muttered with confusion on her face, "How the hell do I know where so many skinned and dead rats came from?" When he saw those broken beer bottles, he immediately became unhappy and yelled at me.
He got up and said, "Brother Qin, I regard you as my idol and my brother. You can't practice with my head. How can you beat me into an idiot? Ouch, it really hurts."
I lit a cigarette, took two puffs and handed it to Caihua, "Forget about opening the ladle for now, let's analyze what's going on?"
As a psychiatrist, I know I have to calm down now. Anyway, I can’t remember what happened next at all, so I can only rely on cauliflower for everything.
Caihua took two strong breaths, thought for a moment, shook her head and said, "Brother Qin, I really can't remember."
"Don't worry, take a look around here first, do you feel familiar?" I motioned him to think again.
This cemetery is built in a small mountain col. It is much more elegant than the messy tombs around it. The perimeter of the tomb is built into a zigzag shape with cement. In the center of the tomb is an elegant marble tombstone, and beside it are two half-kneeling tombstones, a man and a woman.
There are two small stone lions at the opening of the cement statue. Presumably the owner of the tomb must also be a show-off, otherwise he wouldn't be so particular.
"Brother Qin, I remembered." Caihua said, "This is the cemetery where I heard the female ghost **. Yes, it was here last time. There was a woman's moaning inside."
"That's not important. Think about what happened last night. Don't tell me. We just drank wine and ate dead rats all night." Looking at the dead rats and bloody liver and intestines, my stomach began to cramp.
He retched.
Caihua thought about it for a while, "Damn it, I really can't remember it. Could it be that we were robbed by a female ghost? How about I call the engineering team to dig up this grave and find out what's going on."
"I'll give you a few beatings, and if I meet you, I'll be damned for eight lifetimes."
I finally understand that rich second-generation people like Caihua probably have shit and urine in their brains, and they smell bad when they get hot.
I glared at him angrily and looked back at the tomb. I always felt that there was something evil, but I couldn't put it in words, especially the photo of the old man wearing a melon-skin cap on the tombstone, which seemed to be sneering at me sinisterly.
.
My whole body suddenly felt as if a bucket of ice water had been poured over it. It was cold from head to toe. Goosebumps appeared all over my body. The sun shone on my body and it became even colder.
Caihua was staring at the tombstone and cursed: "It's so damn wicked to have people kneel in front of him after he died. Hey, why are all the words on it blurred?"
I took a closer look, and I didn’t know who was so cruel as to chip away all the words on the old man’s tomb. This was a very damaging move, as it made the old man die nameless, but judging from the immoral way the tomb was built.
, it’s a courtesy that he wasn’t dug up, dragged out and whipped.
The words on it were completely unclear. I thought it was weird what happened. This place was also very sinister and scary. I said, "Caihua, forget it, let's go."
"Damn it, you dare to open my gourd and make me get scolded, damn you." Caihua was still yelling and scolding, and raised her legs to knock down the two small stone lions in front of the tomb.
I was afraid that Caihua's head would get hot and the grandson really wanted to dig up his grave, so I quickly pulled him down the mountain. If people in Yemapo Village saw us digging the grave, it would be no joke.
The moment I went down the mountain, I felt a chill on my back. I looked back and saw that the old man's smile seemed to be getting colder...
After going down the mountain, Caihua and I pondered for a long time, and we couldn't figure out what happened last night. However, one thing is certain, we must have hit something evil.
Caihua and I are both heartless people. If we don’t understand, we don’t take it seriously. Caihua feels that this time I have been tricked. In the next few days, he drove me around C City in a Bentley.
After playing it all, the only regret I have is that my grandson refuses to take me to see the lady. He probably has rotten cauliflower, and he is afraid. I can't keep exposing his scars, so I can only endure it.
I have always been very accurate in judging people. Caihua lacks friends, or he has no friends to play with. He is a bit neurotic, but he is loyal. Like me, we have no real friends. We are empty inside.
The lonely traveler.
The night he left City C, Caihua told me that he had two wishes. The first was to be a fool with me, and the second was to learn Qimen Dunjia to catch ghosts.
I sprayed wine in his face on the spot and said, "You idiot, you should cure the rotten cauliflower first and then talk about it. As for the second one, with your pig brain full of shit, you better not think about it in this life."
Caihua asked me what I wanted. I thought about it for a long time and told him seriously that I liked a woman, but I felt that I was not worthy of her. My biggest wish in this life was to marry her as my wife.
Caihua was surprised and gestured at me, "My brother Qin is so cool, and there's a girl you can't pick up? How coquettish is this girl?"
I lowered my head with a wry smile and had mixed feelings in my heart. To outsiders, I made money easily and was invincible in picking up girls, and I was extremely envious. In fact, everyone has their own regrets. My regret is that I can't forget that woman and I can't get her.
Caihua asked me who that woman was?
I shook my head. Some people can only keep it in their hearts forever, and speaking out will only add to the pain.
The next day, Caihua sent me to the airport and watched me leave reluctantly.
This trip, to be honest, was really bad, but it was better than having a friend and confidant like Caihua.