"Okay, you little guy, you've got an itchy skin and you're looking for a beating, right?" Scarfaced Iron Niu touched his fists together and made a sound like gold and iron.
Mao Xiaobai moved his wrist, and a dagger with a cold light appeared in his palm. This kid moved his five fingers and danced several knives, like a butterfly piercing a flower. I was dazzled by the sight.
"Stinky Tieniu, others are afraid of you, but my cat, Xiaobai, is not afraid of you. I just make signs with you." Cat Xiaobai somersaulted and landed in front of Tieniu. The two started fighting, and the beggars next to them clapped their hands and applauded.
I can finally see that this Gang is not an ordinary beggar gang at all. The gang members are all capable people and masters.
Take Tie Niu as an example. He is as tall as Mount Tai, with a body of copper skin and iron bones, and as strong as an ox. With my current Qian Yang Qi, I am just a doll in front of him.
The young beggar named Mao Xiaobai is as fast as lightning and smarter than a monkey. He jumps up and down and specializes in vital points with the dagger in his hand. He is as fast as lightning and makes people frightened.
There are other beggars, those who use their fingers to light cigarettes, and all kinds of experts. If you pick any one, they are better than Caihua and I.
The most unpredictable person is Hong Bagong. He has been drinking, but the wine in the wine gourd has never been dry. There is a lazy smile on his old face, as if he has seen through the vicissitudes of the world, and makes people respect him.
"Good fight, good fight." I shouted vaguely along with the beggars while chewing on the chicken legs, and soon we got into a fight with them.
"Boom!" With a sound, Mao Xiaobai and Tieniu separated, and said with a smile: "Tieniu, I'll let you play this time. I'll play with you next time."
"You, you!" Tie Niu's teeth were itching, and he took a chicken leg and chewed it fiercely.
Mao Xiaobai walked up to me and said with a smile: "Brother Qin, I'm pretty good at it, right?"
I smiled and said: "Not bad, not bad."
Cat Xiaobai sat down next to me and gave Tieniu a middle finger, "Xiaobai, does that big guy have a bad temper and dislike everyone?" I asked.
Mao Xiaobai said: "Brother Qin, Brother Tieniu is a bit fierce in appearance, but he is actually quite nice. The brothers in our Gangzi Gang are all as close as brothers. You will know later."
"Hey, I really didn't expect that I, Qin Jian, would be in such a predicament." I looked over at the Tieniu, and he raised his fist at me in displeasure.
Mao Xiaobai smiled proudly and said: "Brother Qin, you are wrong. Our Gangzi Gang is not a beggar gang. It is just a group of brothers who like to be free and brothers who are in trouble. Just say Brother Tieniu. He used to be from Shanxi A big coal boss, he was already rich, but later he felt that life was boring, so he joined the Pole Gang after being introduced. Also, there was a disaster in Jiangnan last year, and our Pole Gang secretly donated tens of millions of materials to the victims."
"Ah! Is there anyone who has enough time to be a beggar these days?" I asked in surprise.
Hong Bagong squinted his eyes and said: "Wolong, what's wrong with being a beggar? You can eat and drink, and you can do whatever you want. Wouldn't it be happier than being a military advisor like Nalaoshizi, who has to work so hard?"
"What Wolong? I'm a military advisor. My name is Qin Jian. Hey, forget it. Call me whatever you like." I don't dare to show off with my name now. I don't care about Wolong or Wo Chong.
"I have done nothing in my life, but I have made a grand wish of thirty million. In the next life, I will not conspire with the emperor, but I will live in a haystack and laugh at the sky!" Hong Ba Gong sang the promise in a babbling voice.
I don’t know why, but when I heard Hachiko sing the promise, I felt sour and uncomfortable.
Just as he was talking, a bell suddenly dinged in the bridge cave. The beggars picked up the broken bowls on the ground and picked up the karaoke sound system. One of them took a sledgehammer and hit his thigh with a click.
He bent his legs, lay down on a mat, and shouted excitedly: "It's time to start work!" It looked like the legs were growing on someone else's body.
"Start working, what kind of work is started?" I asked with some confusion.
Mao Xiaobai took a bad hat and put it on his head, rubbed ashes on the ground and smeared it on his face. He carried a small bamboo basket on his back, wrapped a snake around his neck and said with a smile: "Of course we are going out to beg. When we
You guys are just freeloaders."
Seeing that the people in the bridge hole were almost gone, I became a little anxious, "Hey, hey, you're gone, what should I do?"
Now I am completely blind. I am afraid of being caught when I go out. I want to take revenge but I have no ability. I can't even beat a beggar like Tieniu, let alone Wang Zhi and Master Liu. I am very confused for a moment.
Hong Bagong coughed and said, "Wolong, if you have nothing to do, go out with Xiaobai for a walk."
I hesitated for a moment, and Mao Xiaobai happily held my hand: "Brother Qin, what are you waiting for? Da Pole has agreed to let you join our Pole Gang. You know that others who want to join have no chance."
I touched the bridge of my nose and said in shock: "I won't join your gang. Forget it, I'm wanted outside now, so I won't go out."
Mao Xiaobai chuckled: "Brother Qin, what are you afraid of when I'm here? Besides, our brothers are also in the police station. Don't you want revenge? Then why don't you go out to explore the wind? Maybe I can help you.
, you must know that I am very familiar with this Jiangdong City."
I thought about it, it seems that these beggars really have two brushes, why not use their power to save the cauliflower.
Thinking of this, I said: "Xiaobai, put on your makeup for me."
Mao Xiaobai put a shabby straw hat on my head, rubbed two handfuls of ashes on my face, then found a smelly rag and threw it to me and said, "It's done, we can start work now."
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"Hachi, let's go then." Cat Xiaobai smiled respectfully at Hachi.
Hachiko waved his hand lazily, "Go, go."
After saying that, he started singing to himself again, "Xuanmen Jianghu is a family, it's hard to tell the difference between us and others. Once we enter the rivers and lakes, they are as deep as the sea. When will the wind and rain in the rivers and lakes stop? Wolong is trapped in a dangerous manger. God's plan will rob us when we cross.
When I become successful and famous, I will return to the world to laugh at everyone, haha, interesting, interesting!"
After walking a long way, I still heard Hong Bagong chirping, and the singing was so unpleasant that I couldn't help but ask Mao Xiaobai: "Does this old guy usually talk like this? It's really disgusting."
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Mao Xiaobai made a shushing gesture: "Don't look at Ba Gong's old ancestor. He has good ears. It's strange that he rarely spoke before. Brother Qin, you are here. He seems to be in a good mood."
, to be honest, I didn’t even know he could recite poetry.”
"This level of doggerel is disgusting. You just gave me a nickname, you stupid old man." I muttered.
"Hehe, only Brother Qin dares to call him an old fool." Mao Xiaobai stuck out his tongue excitedly and walked towards the Nanmen vegetable market carrying a small bamboo basket.
When we arrived at the Nanmen Vegetable Market, Mao Xiaobai threw me two bags of Sanwu and asked me to sit on a small bench nearby and watch the excitement. I took a few green snakes from the frame and started playing with them.
After a while, a crowd of people gathered around, watching with great interest. After playing for a while, Mao Xiaobai said: "Brother Qin, please ask me for some money, I can't spare any time."
"How to ask for it?"
"Huanzhu Gegeli is just like Little Swallow." Mao Xiaobai threw me a gong and said with a smile.
I nodded and made it clear that even if I smoked someone else’s cigarette, I couldn’t stop working.
I lowered the brim of my hat, chewed on my Sanwu cigarette, and started banging the gong wildly: "Those who are rich will support me, and those who have no money will also support me. Brothers and sisters, give me money as soon as possible. Give me money."
La."
After shouting twice, no one criticized me, so I became a little unhappy, "Don't be so stupid, my brother has been fooling around for a long time, so I have to give him the cabbage price."
At this time, someone shouted, "You're fucking smoking Sanwu, and you're asking for money. I'm smoking Lovebird, and I'm fucking asking you for money."
"Yeah, beggars are getting paid three or five times these days. Damn it..."
Before the man could say anything, I grabbed him by the collar and said, "Damn it, who are you calling a beggar? What's wrong with a beggar? He doesn't have the right to give you three or five cents. If you don't get the fuck out of here, I won't be interested anymore."
I pushed the man and staggered, closed the gong, and said angrily: "Xiaobai, close the stall, ***, I won't let these birds play with me anymore."
"I'm fooling you, how dare you hit someone so arrogantly, right?"
"Beat him to death!"
The crowd was agitated and a riot was about to happen. The nearby urban management and police were attracted. Mao Xiaobai threw a basket of snakes into the crowd, pulled me and ran away, "Brother Qin, get away."