Chapter 83: The Brainless Fan of the Three Corpses
I raised my hand helplessly and said, I don't dare to underestimate him, ***, I almost died.
We both raised our hands, as if the Japanese were surrendering, and walked towards the man. The man screamed with triumph on his face.
Judging from his voice, he must be a young man. He was probably eager to take the lead and came over here. When he saw us surrendering, he cheered in celebration.
Caihua and I walked up to him, and he pointed his bow and arrow at us, yelled a lot, and groped us with his hands. Then he kicked Caihua on the butt with satisfaction and signaled us to come forward.
Walking.
It’s the New Year in the first month, so I drove the pigs and sheep out of the house, pigs, sheep... Cauliflower walked a few steps and suddenly started singing at the top of her voice.
At the same time, I turned around and punched the man's Tanzhong point. The man was holding a bow and arrow, but it was inconvenient to dodge and exert force at close range. He received a solid punch from me and flew ten feet away.
This is the bad thing about bows and arrows. Once the distance is shortened, they are useless and cumbersome. It would be a pity to lose them, but it would be useless to hold them.
The masked man vomited blood, got up and was about to fire an arrow. Caihua had already stepped forward, her hands filled with Yin Qi, and punched him in the face.
Bang, the evil boy's face was shattered by his punch. His eyes, nose, and mouth were squished into a ball, and blood bubbled out. It looked like he would not survive.
I picked up the boy's bow and arrow, took off the quiver and carried it on my back, and high-fived Caihua in celebration.
After experiencing more life and death, the two of us have a tacit understanding more and more. The sky slowly becomes gloomier, and the forest becomes even darker and gloomier. Listening to the strange cries of the old crows makes people feel shabby and panicked.
Caihua and I kept swooping down the mountain in the jungle, "Brother Qin, are you sure this is the way down the mountain? Why do I feel like I'm getting nowhere as we go?" Caihua muttered.
When he reminded me, I reacted immediately, forgetting that I still have the ability of Zhuge's calculations.
Quickly close your eyes and meditate on the innate Eight Diagrams. It doesn't matter. Gen is a mountain, and the hexagram of Gen clearly shows that it is pitch black, a sign of great misfortune, and it is simply an impenetrable door to death.
There is only a slight golden light in the exchange position, cauliflower, let’s go to the west!
Damn it, if you walk sideways to the west, how can you go down the mountain? Isn't it like sending death into the arms of those bastards?
I said angrily: "They are all doors of death. Even if there is light in the west, let's go. Run away if you can. If you can't escape, we brothers will die together."
When Caihua heard this, she was very happy: "I like to hear this, so let's go to the West."
"Well, actually we have made a mistake all along. If you think about it, the people of the evil sect know that we are going down the mountain, so they will naturally set up heavy defenses at the bottom of the mountain. If we go down further, we will find a dead end." I held the bow and arrow, and I was vigilant.
Looking around, passing by.
Caihua chuckled and said, "Brother Qin, I'm just joking. I'll go wherever you say. Anyway, as long as we two brothers are together, we will definitely die."
It was completely dark in the forest. Caihua and I were already exhausted. Fortunately, there were wild fruits in the forest. We ate a few to replenish our strength. Mr. Feng was already out of breath. Fortunately, there was a trace of heat in his body, but it worried me.
What's more, if we keep going on like this, the old man will die sooner or later.
"Take a rest, Brother Qin, I really can't run anymore." Caihua sat down on the stone, threw Mr. Feng into the haystack, beat her legs and gasped.
I hurried over to see Mr. Feng and cursed: "You grandson, you threw the old man to death. I'm not done with you anymore."
Cauliflower started to light a cigarette again, but when she touched her pocket, she realized that there was no lighter. She took out a piece of paper charm, recited a spell silently, and took two puffs on the burning paper charm.
"Hey, Brother Qin, don't worry. I told you that the old man can't die. He's just hanging there like that. He would have died a long time ago." Caihua said with a smile. After saying that, he blinked again and said, "Brother, come on.
Root it."
Here you go, be careful, the fireworks will attract the enemy, I'm not in a good mood.
As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people on the opposite hillside shouted, there is movement, they are there.
Suddenly, the whole place became lively, and the disciples of the evil sect, making strange noises like savages, walked as fast as flying, and chased after them with bows and arrows.
Damn it, you really got it right with your crow mouth. Caihua cursed, dug the old man out of the haystack and ran away.
Whoosh! The people behind were chasing closely, and arrows flew past their faces from time to time. I don’t know how these grandsons were shot out in the dark. They were so damn accurate.
"Oh!" A guy walking at the front, wearing a black skull mask on his head, was less than a hundred meters away from me. The arrow in his hand hit my butt several times, which made me break out in a cold sweat.
You fucking idiot, holding a piece of shit in your hand? Caihua scolded you while running.
Only then did I remember the evil arrow in my hand. I channeled enough energy to shoot the arrow at the guy closest to me.
The man didn't expect that I could actually shoot an arrow. He was caught off guard and hit the center of his eyebrow. Half of his head was exploded by the power of the evil arrow.
Perfect! I screamed secretly, admiring the ancestor of Hachigong so much in my heart.
If he hadn't worked hard on my shooting, acupuncture points, strength, and various physical functions these days, I would be a long time ago. When these functions are perfectly displayed at this moment, I can't believe it myself.
Just like playing CS, headshots are addictive. I fired arrows repeatedly and killed several evil sect disciples. Those guys were so scared that they no longer dared to chase after each other rashly, and they briefly distanced themselves.
Just when I was enjoying my cum, a black shadow flew over from a distance like a whirlwind, and its movement was as fast as lightning.
He held a black wooden sword in his hand, pointed his finger in the air, and pieces of blood-red talisman flew towards Caihua and me.
Damn it, play this with me, damn it!
Caihua raised her hand and struck out with a palm, and the strong energy smashed the talisman paper into pieces. Unexpectedly, the talisman paper shattered into three skulls, and opened their mouths in front of the empty hole, with a weird smile.
The three skulls didn't make any movement, they just chased above our heads, and their laughter made our hair stand on end.
What the hell? I cursed, took out a Five Thunder Talisman from my pocket and pasted it on the skull. This is my most powerful spell at the moment, containing the power of the Five Thunders of Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth.
The Five Thunder Method can be said to be one of the Taoist divine protection methods. Unfortunately, with my ability, I can only use a talisman pen to capture a fraction of its power.
Boom! The skull was exploded by the thunder talisman, and a burst of red powder fell down.
Whoosh, the red powder had a faint fragrance. As soon as I breathed it into my nose, my mind felt like it was stuffed with paste. I stumbled on my feet and couldn't keep up with my thinking. Then, with a bang, I fell to the ground.
Cai, cauliflower! I feel like the world in front of me is like a slow-down movie, and the big gold teeth of cauliflower are opening and closing slowly in front of my eyes.
Damn you, how could you be so weak? Caihua cut her wrist with her nails and dripped a few drops of blood into my body. I suddenly felt a coldness entering my nose, an indescribable coolness and clarity, and the picture in my mind
The confusion immediately subsided.
"What's going on, damn, are you possessed by a ghost?" I sat up and asked.
Caihua said, a mini two strokes, it is the Three Corpse Brain God Fan. Of course, you can also call it a brain-dead fan, for a super brain-dead person like you.
What a good boy, you have become more capable and arrogant, right? I raised my leg and kicked him on the butt, urging him to leave quickly.
While walking, I asked Caihua why your blood still has such miraculous effects.
Caihua chuckled and said: "Brother Qin, you have forgotten that I am from the Yinshan sect. They all say that I am also a member of the evil sect. The evil sect is naturally not afraid of the evil sect. At least these little tricks cannot trouble me.
They have been poisoned by corpse poison and can't run far. Chase them!
Damn, the ghost is really lingering. I followed the grandson who yelled the loudest and used a wooden sword to put the skull at it and shot it with an arrow.
Who would have known that these people had been wary of me for a long time. As soon as I raised my bow, the group of people squatted down with their heads in their hands, moving neatly and swiftly.
Want to hide? I looked at the grass and was about to pull out the arrow. When I touched the quiver with my backhand, it was empty.
Damn it, I had so much fun shooting just now, I didn’t have a good grasp of the accuracy, and all the arrows were used up.
When the group of people saw that I didn't shoot an arrow, they stood up and chased after me with strange screams. However, Caihua and I ran for several hours with people on our backs. Our physical strength was still limited. In desperation, I could only pretend to shoot arrows.
to scare them into delaying time.
But after a few attempts, they saw that I was bluffing, and the guy with the wooden sword shouted again, "He has no arrows, kill him."
Then there was another strange scream in the room, and the group of chasing masked men suddenly became extremely excited and rolled over like black clouds.