The master of ceremonies shouted again: "Husband and wife pay homage!"
The bride said displeasedly: "Dad, I won't bow!" She was about to leave. All the guests in the hall were shocked. Duke Du frowned, and with a flick of his finger, an iron ball hit the bride's knee.
, the force was accurate and clever, and the bride knelt down next to me in a flash.
The master of ceremonies was also someone who had seen the scene. How could he not understand what Du Gong meant. He shouted at the top of his voice: "The husband and wife bow to each other. After the ceremony, they will be sent to the bridal chamber."
After saying that, several stocky nuns helped the bride to the backyard, while I stayed behind to drink and thank the guests.
Not long after, I became very drunk. Firstly, I was worried about this inexplicable marriage and my brother's safety, so I wanted to get drunk. Secondly, I had not drank since I rescued Mr. Feng, and the alcohol bug was about to get out of my belly.
, so he was very drunk.
At the wine table, Du Wu burst into tears and almost made a move with me. It seemed that this guy was very interested in Chunlan, but it was a pity that he didn't expect such an unwilling guy like me to come out of nowhere and completely cut him off.
his hope.
After the banquet ended, Du Wen sent me to the door of the bride's courtyard and whispered in my ear: "Brother Qin, Chunlan has been martial arts since she was a child and has a strong temper. You have to be careful. If something goes wrong, it's important to save your life.
Remember, remember.”
I drunkenly said: "Brother Wen, please don't worry, I can't handle her as a sissy, but I can't kill her."
With that said, I closed the courtyard door and staggered to the side room with the big red word "Happiness" on it. The entire side room was shrouded in black vines, and the candlelight inside was red.
It seems that the Du family deliberately created it in order to create a candlelight atmosphere.
I knocked on the door and muttered: "Daughter-in-law, open the door quickly, I'm here!"
The door was not bolted, so I pushed it open with a little force. There were big red candles with dragons and phoenixes in the room, and big red words of happiness were pasted on them. I felt a little carried away.
Being so warmed up by the guests and bustling with excitement, when I looked at the joyful wedding room, I really felt like I was getting married. After all, it was the first marriage in my life, wasn't it?
My eyes fell on the big bed. The red wedding curtain was parted in a figure-eight shape. The bride was sitting upright wearing a red scarf, as if she was just waiting for me to open the door.
"Daughter-in-law, I'm here!" I staggered towards her.
There was a gust of wind, and all the candles in the room were extinguished. Before I understood what was going on, a sword suddenly stabbed out from the side. I tilted my head almost instinctively, and the sword edge grazed my face and passed through.
, my cheeks felt so hot when I touched them that the skin actually broke.
Suddenly I remembered Du Wen's reminder to me, and suddenly I broke out in a cold sweat. I was wearing a wedding robe when I died. Could it be that I was really going to die in the hands of this woman?
Before I had time to think about it, the bride gave a cold scolding, held up a sword flower, and pointed at my confidant diagonally.
This thorn was like a natural move, and it was as fast as thunder. The bride was really a master, but I could only rely on my feeling, step on the steps, and dodge in embarrassment.
The light outside the house was blocked by rags. I was not a ghost, and I had not developed the ability to see in the dark. I was immediately chased and hunted, and was almost stabbed several times.
Bang! I knew nothing about this new house, and I didn’t know what I tripped under my feet. There was a pop, and Yu couldn’t step firmly, so he fell and chewed the mud. Du Chunlan caught up with him and struck out with a sword. I leaned away and my crotch suddenly
It hurt. The sword scraped my lifeblood and cut into my thigh.
"My aunt, have mercy on me!" I was in pain, rolled around like a lazy ass and quickly dodged another sword strike, shouting.
"No mercy!" Du Chunlan screamed without any hesitation, raised her sword and stabbed again.
Although I'm sober, my body can't keep up with my consciousness. Plus, I'm in the dark, so I have no power to fight back. If I were in public, I wouldn't even be afraid of Du Wu, so why should I be afraid of her? But at this moment, I can only beg for mercy.
share.
With a sneer, I was hit with another sword in my butt. The wound was not very deep. Du Chunlan specifically chose that thing to stab me. It seemed that she didn't want to kill me, but wanted to wipe out my descendants.
He really has the most poisonous heart for women!
My aunt, have mercy on me. Your father forced me to do it. What does it matter to me? I ran in the dark and begged for mercy, but accidentally got hit with a sword in the buttocks.
Humph, who asked you to appear in my Du Village? I, Du Chunlan, have a marriage contract for a long time. You are shameless. I have no choice but to kill you to clear your name.
After saying that, his figure flashed, and the sword had moved to my neck. The cold sword energy cut through my skin, and blood trickled out.
Auntie, no matter what, we are a married couple who worshiped heaven and earth. How can you explain to your father if you kill me? I raised my head desperately and resisted the urge to swallow saliva, for fear that if my throat moved, the sword would cut it.
I will kill you and then explain it to my father. You must die today anyway, Du Chunlan said firmly.
Wait, aunt, do I have to die? I still want to get a chance.
He must die! Du Chunlan's cold tone left no room for doubt.
I really wanted to take out a Five Thunder Talisman and stick it to this girl, but when I thought about it, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to do it as fast as she did. She cut my throat and moved it lightly, while I took out the Talisman. It would take a second to apply the Talisman again, so I thought about it.
I think I might as well endure it.
"Can you give me a chance? I will leave now, and I will never say that you, Du Chunlan, are my wife when I meet anyone in the future." I said.
"Humph, I have a mouth on you, and only dead people are the safest. Stop talking nonsense and accept death."
"Hey, I didn't expect that my Qin Jian would die in the hands of a bitch like you. I really have no eyes for you." I sighed.
Boom! Du Chunlan's long sword fell to the ground, and she asked in an excited trembling voice: "You, what did you say? Say it again, what is your name?"
I was a little confused when I heard it. Am I really the reincarnation of Zhuge and can I get discounts wherever I go?
"My name is Qin Jian. I am from Jiangdong. I am twenty-eight years old and a professional psychiatrist." I gave my name as quickly as possible, hoping not to die.
"Oh my God, Jian, it's really you, I'm Chunlan." Du Chunlan threw herself into my arms and cried.
I was really stupid now, "Of course I know you are Du Chunlan, but you, do you know me?" Judging from her excitement, this girl seems to know me very well, otherwise she wouldn't be so impulsive.
But I racked my brains and couldn't figure it out. I was familiar with a woman named Du Chunlan. Could it be that she was my former sex partner?
This is entirely possible. I have countless concubines, and I can remember the names of all of them.
"Husband, why did you come to Duzhai?" She raised her head and asked me.
I just felt the fragrance smelling in my nose, and I secretly thought that this Du Chunlan was mentally ill. He wanted to kill me later, and now he called me husband. I was an old bachelor just a few hours ago, so where did I get a husband from?
"Ahem, Chunlan, I think you have recognized the wrong person." I cleared my throat. Du Chunlan shook her head in my arms and said, "No, your voice sounds so similar, and the smell on your body is also the same."
I remember the same thing, it’s you.”
"If I remember correctly, you still have a red mole on your butt." Du Chunlan said gently.
"Damn it, why didn't you hear my voice when you were about to kill me? There's something wrong with this bitch." I cursed in my mind, and just as I was about to speak, her cold hand suddenly touched the wound on my buttocks.
Ah! Pure Yang blood is no joke. She immediately retreated in shock and shouted: "Jian, are you injured?"
"Nonsense, how can I not get hurt after being stabbed by you several times?" I said impatiently.
With a cry!, the red candles in the room lit up again. Du Chunlan was wearing a colorful wedding dress and a phoenix crown on her head. Under the candlelight, her watery eyes were full of spring, and her pale face suddenly turned red.
, beauty cannot be matched by beauty.
I did see Du Chunlan somewhere, but I couldn't remember it at the moment. Du Chunlan was holding her left hand and standing at the table looking at me.
"He is really my swordsman, that's great." Du Chunlan was so excited that she rushed over to me. Just as she was about to throw herself into my arms, she backed away again.
"Jian, can you wipe off the blood on your body? I'm afraid!" Du Chunlan blinked and said a little embarrassed.
I took the red cloth on the table, pulled it off, put it into my crotch, and thought to myself: "Caihua said that if I raise my left hand and shout, ordinary little ghosts will have to retreat. If I use pure Yang blood to kill ghosts, then
It's extremely powerful, but fortunately I didn't think of biting my tongue just now to spurt blood, otherwise Du Chunlan would have been injured even if she didn't die."
"No, I have to put this trick at ease. Next time I encounter a bad ghost, I will just spit on his mother."