"You do it if I ask you to do it. If you don't do it, I will do it." Ye Ming said impatiently. Zhao Xingji became anxious when he heard this, and quickly waved his hand and said: "Boss Ming, I thought about it and felt that this method is inappropriate.
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"Well?" Ye Ming raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhao Xingji. "That's right. You also know that if I hit you, I definitely can't hit you. It's inconvenient to see the injury. It must be a slap in the face.
Well, the problem will arise in this case. A slap in the face and a bruised and swollen face will affect your glorious image. It may scare Teacher Yang and ruin what could have been done, so this method is definitely not feasible." Zhao Xingji
He said, this guy is really a bit quick-witted. In order to be afraid that Ye Ming will force him to beat him and be repaired by him in the future, he will say one thing after another.
"It makes sense!" Ye Ming nodded. Although what Zhao Xingji said was a bit far-fetched, it was not unreasonable. "Right, I just said this method is not good." Zhao Xingji said quickly, seeing Ye Ming
Giving up this idea, he secretly touched the sweat on his forehead and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then what do you think we should do?" Ye Ming asked. "It's better to pretend to be sick." Zhao Xingji thought for a while and said, "You can just eat some bad food, get diarrhea, have a headache, have a fever, etc., and you will be very sick.
When I went to the hospital bed, Teacher Yang took one look and was only worried about pity, and couldn't care less about distinguishing the true from the false."
"I know what to do!" Ye Ming left this sentence and left the bar without even saying hello, leaving Zhao Xingji and Luo Yunchan looking at each other.
"Are you leaving now?" Zhao Xingji was dumbfounded. This was too resolute. Luo Yunchan drank all the wine in the glass and said calmly: "I'm leaving too." He also stood up and left.
"Hey, don't leave. Damn it, you two are so shameless. You left me to pay the bill again..." Zhao Xingji said something, then suddenly pursed his lips and smiled, "There's something good to watch this time."
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Seafront villa.
When Ye Ming came back here, Yang Yuxi had already returned to school. He did not ask her, but went directly to the study room and took out a white plastic bottle from his pocket. The font on it was clear that it was a laxative for clearing the stomach.
After chatting with Zhao Xingji, he decided to follow his advice and make himself sick. However, with his constitution, it is not easy to get sick. The easiest thing to achieve is diarrhea. This kind of disease is simple to treat.
, and it comes and goes quickly without harming the fundamentals of the body. It is really the first choice for traveling at home and pretending to be sick to gain sympathy.
Sitting in front of the desk, Ye Ming poured out four pills from the medicine bottle and was about to drink it. After thinking about it, he poured out three or four more pills and stuffed them into his mouth. The doctor said that most people can take three or four pills, and he
My physical fitness is much higher than that of ordinary people, so I doubled the dosage.
After taking the laxative, Ye Ming waited silently. After more than half an hour, there was no reaction at all. Not to mention diarrhea, not even a fart. Ye Ming thought for a moment, poured three or four more pills and drank it...
Three or four pills, three or four pills, three or four pills again...
Ye Ming couldn't remember how many three or four pills he had taken. Most of the small bottle of medicine had gone down, but he still had no reaction at all. This made him couldn't help but curse. This medicine was too fake. No wonder the country
To crack down on fakes.
Seeing that it was getting late, Ye Ming left the study and went back to the bedroom to sleep. In the middle of the night, the laxative finally took effect, and it was so violent that he couldn't lift his pants, his legs were weak, his face was pale, and his mind was spinning.
I feel dizzy and my consciousness becomes blurry...
"This time I'm playing Dafa, I won't die before I leave!" With this thought, Ye Ming completely lost consciousness.
