Next to the "eldest princess" stood a fool named Xue, who kept winking at Baoyu.
I don’t know when he ran into the eldest princess’ car.
This idiot Xue is very good at pursuing women, which is completely opposite to the image in "Dream of Red Mansions" where he always orders wealthy slaves to rob women from good families.
In the words of Fool Xue, if a woman doesn't rob him, that's his happiness.
The five major factors that make women give up on following him are "Fan donkey Deng Xiaoxian", "Fan'an's appearance, donkey's licensed goods, Dengtong's money, careful care, and having leisure time". This guy accidentally took over the last four items
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As for "appearance"?
Recently, this guy is very good at taking care of things, and he dresses up like a man. What's more important is that he learned some skills from his "master" Jia Baoyu, and he has "goods" in his chest, so he naturally becomes confident.
Confident people have the best temperament, so their appearance will naturally improve.
If Baoyu is the best among "good men", then Xue Fan is the best among "bad men".
In real life, the best "bad men" are simply artifacts used to "trap" women.
The eldest princess didn't care about the dignity of the royal family. She even let Xue Dashou hold her tender hand when she got off the carriage. This is proof!
The maids beside the eldest princess looked at Fool Xue with ardent admiration, including several old women in their thirties and forties.
"Grandma's bear, you are taking advantage of all ages... You are so pampered that you can still maintain your graceful demeanor. It seems that this idiot Xue has grown up..." Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) cursed in his heart.
At this time, Fool Xue was not idle, and kept typing "Morse code" to Master Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi).
One hand held the eldest princess, and the other hand kept tapping on the leg, "Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta..."
A long string of codes was typed out, which translated to "This bitch doesn't look like a good person... Master, she wants to be the second Wu Zetian. She wants to subdue you and turn you into her loyal subordinate..."
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There are many ways to subdue someone, the simplest and most direct way is to grab the opponent's sore leg.
Fool Xue was so anxious that the sweat on his head broke out.
Did he know that the correspondence between Master Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) and his third sister Tanchun was always open and unblocked, and they dared to say anything. If he was caught by this "thief bitch", he still wouldn't take advantage of Master?
Seeing the eldest princess reaching out to take the letter, and seeing the embarrassment on the master's face, Fool Xue suddenly thought, "It's over now, there must be inappropriate words in the letter... If the master is raped by this unruly, weird and domineering elder..."
The princess grabbed the pigtail, what good things can be left behind? What good things can be left behind by the brothers who are following the master?"
Thinking of this, Fool Xue's expression changed drastically, his heart was in his throat, and he simply closed his eyes.
After a while, I heard the eldest princess chewing without saying anything. When I opened my eyes, I saw the eldest princess holding a piece of paper with a puzzled look on her face.
Taking the letter from the eldest princess, what she saw was a piece of "earthworm". Fool Xue was very happy.
He smiled and whispered: "The two brothers and sisters just like this tune. They will never give up until they make things difficult for each other. Especially the third sister, Xiao Tanchun, is almost obsessed with passwords... I can't help you this time, even if he
The brother and sister talk about the royal family being a piece of shit, but you can't do anything because you can't understand."
"Isn't there still you?"
"A gentleman has something to do and something not to do."
When he said this, Xue Pan held his head high, his face glowing with confidence, and he looked indescribably graceful.
The eldest princess's eyes also shone with brilliance, her eyes were as charming as silk, and she said lightly: "You have never been a good person, let alone a gentleman. This... I know... but I just like it. You are so... so serious..."
"Actually, we are inseparable and collusive, we are the same breed, we are two toads in the same pit... I like your way of telling lies into the truth, being insincere, being duplicitous, talking secretly, hiding swords in your smile, Give me a really real woman, and I still don’t know how to deal with her."
Now Idiot Xue doesn't speak with any refined words, as if there is no salt in the food.
Others are true love versus true love, but the two of them are "fake" versus "fake." This can also spark the spark of love, but it is also a scorpion's shit - the only (poisonous) one.
It can be seen that this vast world is full of wonders, but it is really unclear what matters between men and women.
When falsehood becomes true, truth becomes false. The two looked at each other lovingly for a while. Xue Pan held his head high and laughed loudly, leaving Master Baoyu in front. They walked into the middle school laughing and chatting all the way. Military camp.
Seeing that the princess' eyes widened and she was about to get angry, Baochai quickly snatched her away.
"Princess, please don't get angry at this time. The man is outside, and we have to give him some face..."
Seeing that Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) kept looking back at Baochai, with honey flowing out of her eyes, the eldest princess sighed and said: "Look at me... I don't have the slightest bit of consideration... What should I do from now on..."
The eldest princess stroked her slightly protruding belly and said sadly.
"A rose with someone has a lingering fragrance in your hands. If you use true love in the future, you are afraid that he will not treat you with true love. Do you think this is true, sister-in-law?"
Hearing Baochai say "sister-in-law", the eldest princess blushed all the way to her neck. She lowered her head and murmured to herself, "Rose roses with others have lingering fragrance in their hands... That's so well said... Where can I find the clue?"
"It's me...the one who said it. He always has some...strange things to talk about..."
"Baochai, you are a happy woman..."
"He... is just too serious..."
"Master Xiao Jia? He is not serious. He and his second disciple (Xue Pan) are a pair of bad masters and disciples, and that Nian Tuyao, who is full of evil at a young age, just watch... He will also be a monster when he grows up... What to do, Baochai, anyone who is with Mr. Xiao Jia will become a monster... Xue Pan will definitely be the same, he didn't run away..."
"What can I do if I don't run away? Can I escape from the palm of the eldest princess?"
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The aunt and sister-in-law talked for a long time about their daughter.
At this time, Hou Xue Pan was lying on the carpet of the Chinese military tent, picking at the gap between his teeth with his little finger.
He groaned while picking at it, "I'm so full that my stomach is about to burst... Master, don't put so much spicy food next time you eat hot pot. This thing... makes you feel comfortable on top, but uncomfortable on the bottom..."
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was also grunting. A sheep weighing more than fifty kilograms was asked to kill both of them. It would be strange if he didn't grunt.
I'm full to hold on.
"That stinky bitch, the eldest princess, is always yelling at me. When will she be the boss..."
"I have a good idea..."
(What are the good methods of Baoyu (burning small stones)? Please see the decomposition in the next round.)
