Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi), the "Governor of Northeast China", has not been at work for a long time.
If you don't fight for power and gain, in fact, the bigger the official position, the more leisurely you will be. There are a lot of subordinates under the lower official, as well as "staff officers". It will be fine if you give random orders. If something happens, you can just find someone to back you up.
The higher the official position, the more like a Bodhisattva, it is just for decoration.
The scene now is very funny.
A fifth-grade official, wearing a white pheasant uniform, a crystal crown, and an eight-python and five-clawed python robe, sat in the middle of a group of second-grade golden pheasants and third-grade peacocks, yawning very leisurely and boredly.
You said that you, a governor of the Northeast, do not wear a crane suit, a ruby crown, a nine-python and five-clawed python robe... Did you do this on purpose?
Are you trying to gain face for the junior officials who are usually wronged by their superiors, and see how they are so trembling that they dare not speak out in front of "lower officials"?
There was no pressure on Li Guangdi, the comfort envoy, and Nalan Xingde, the inspector-general. They also held the title of "imperial envoy", and behind them was the emperor, the biggest official in the world. Of course, they had confidence.
Today's meeting was presided over by the "Northeast Governor" who was wearing a fifth-grade official uniform. The theme of the meeting was "Self-sufficiency in food, and no grain of food is allowed to be transferred from within the customs."
As soon as the theme was announced, the following magistrates, prefectures, and county magistrates went crazy.
It has always been the case that the people inside the pass support the people outside the pass. Every year, tens of millions of tons of grain are allocated from within the pass. The fine grains are eaten by people, and the large coarse grains are used to fatten the livestock in winter... If there is no food, do the people still need to survive?
The folk customs in the Northeast are fierce, and there may be more bandits coming out, and there will be chaos again.
Ding Dada, the magistrate of Jilin Province, breathed a long sigh of relief. He was the young number one scholar selected by the emperor the year before last, and was a disciple of the emperor. He became the fifth-rank magistrate of the state at the age of twenty-two, which can be regarded as a straight rise, a "rocket promotion."
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Two days ago, he was still worried about the fact that his master, Ding Asi, was good at making suggestions and purchased 300,000 dans of millet from the pass. This Ding Asi was arranged by the emperor to be by his side, and he often did things that went beyond the kitchen to make a living.
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"Now, these 300,000 tons of millet have become a treasure, and the people of Jilin have something to chew on during the lean period... Jilin has become stable. Jilin's stability "suddenly" emerged amid the turmoil. This is a great contribution to the local officials.
Ah... Once you have made great achievements, you have to be promoted. Maybe in less than two years, I will become a first-class governor... Ding Asi has got inside information. I will thank Ding Asi properly when I go back..."
When Ding Dada was in the United States, the Governor of Northeast China called his name with a sad look on his face.
"Master Ding, tell me about your three hundred thousand loads of millet..."
Ding Da's body trembled suddenly, thinking, "This is coming..."
He stood up and said in a very serious tone: "Your Majesty Governor, Jilin is remote and the most lacking thing is food. I have planned in advance and the grain I have brought in will not be enough for the people of Jilin to survive the spring."
"Can you borrow some from me first..."
"Heads can be cut off and blood can be shed. For the people of Jilin, this food... will not be borrowed!" Ding Dada also risked his life.
In fact, Ding Dada was bolder today. He also had another idea, that is, he felt that since the emperor gave you, the governor, small shoes to wear, it means that you have begun to fall out of favor. Maybe you will no longer be the governor tomorrow. I am still afraid of you, you are a bird.
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"If you don't want to borrow it, don't borrow it. You said you died so heroically, do you want to win a good official reputation? Sir, do you have any constructive suggestions?"
The people below looked at each other. According to the previous rules, before spring plowing, grain was transported out of the customs by officials and merchants to the northeast. Now all grain merchants' grain teams are detained at Daxiong Pass and cannot get out.
A row of human heads has been hung on the wall of Daxiong Pass, all of which were people who smuggled food out of the customs...
No one can do anything about the death order issued by the emperor.
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) said with a dark face: "Please report the food shortages from various places. That's it. Let's break up the meeting."
After saying that, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) stood up and walked out.
Nalan Xingde opened his mouth but did not dare to say anything. The traces of being beaten with Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) for more than ten days were still there.
Li Guangdi stood up and said: "Mr. Governor, the food problem has not been solved yet... What will the people eat this year when they are short of food? This is going to cause chaos, and people will die..."
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) turned back and sneered: "I didn't expect that people like Confucius and Mencius also learned... That's enough. Is power really that charming? Besides, you are the pacifier, why are you here? Come and see.
What’s the joke? What do people eat? If they don’t have food to eat, they eat meat!”
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) left after saying these words, and Li Guangdi behind him was so angry that he stamped his feet.
There was an emperor in history who was notorious for "Why not eat minced meat"? Is it possible that today there will be a governor of Northeast China who is notorious for centuries and "eats meat when there is no food"?
Why not eat minced meat is a new term coined during the reign of Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty.
One year there was a famine, and the people had no food to eat. They had to dig grass roots and eat tree bark. Many people starved to death. The news was quickly reported to the palace. Emperor Hui of Jin sat on the high throne and listened to the minister's report.
Later, he was greatly puzzled. The "kind" Emperor Hui of Jin wanted to do something for his people. After thinking hard, he finally came up with a "solution" and said: "The people don't have corn to satisfy their hunger, so why not eat minced meat?"
(People are hungry and have no rice to eat, so why not eat meat porridge?)
"Confucius said Cheng Ren, Mencius said Qi Yi... Today we have to talk about it..." Li Guangdi's hoarse drake voice came from behind.
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) is too lazy to care about him as "Mr. Confucius and Mencius".
I am very busy now. I have to organize a large transportation network to transport "food" to the people. I should try to hold as few "empty meetings" as possible in the future. It is really a waste of brain cells.
At this time, there were thousands of fishing boats parked in more than a hundred bays with access to the sea, starting from Dalian Bay and going north to Sakhalin Island.
On the largest fishing boat in Dalian Bay, Nian Tuyao was nailed to the deck in a brown fishing suit. He looked up at the sun, then looked at the hourglass twice, and then took something out of his arms.
Master took out his favorite pocket watch with a cold look on his face.
"At three quarters past noon, the time has arrived. Let's set off immediately... Let's go to the sea! Let's go fishing!"
As Nian Tuyao's still slightly childish voice shouted, gongs and drums lifted the sky, more than 1,800 fishing boats in Dalian Bay were dispatched, sailing towards the depths of the sea...
"Flag soldier, come here and give the signal again. The main task of the green flag is to fish for kelp, sea vegetables, sea grapes and shellfish; the yellow flag is to catch migratory fish; the red flag is to follow me and go deep into the water to catch big fish.
Everyone is ready with their big harpoons. Master said that one giant whale is enough to last a whole town through the spring. The more you hunt, the better..."
He turned around and looked at Princess Tianxiang, the Japanese princess dressed as a man, with disgust on her face. "What are you doing on board the ship? I'm here to ask for food from the sea, not for a sea trip."
According to the rules of going to sea, women are not allowed on the ship. If the master hadn't said that there are not so many stinky things, this little bastard would have taken you.
Just behave like me when you get on the boat, you know?
Princess Tianxiang looked at the little man in front of her with shyness and admiration. He is growing up really fast and is becoming more and more like a grown man, especially the way he commanded Ruoding just now...
"It's really strange. Why didn't the little master let him touch me? He had to wait until he was sixteen... There are still three years left. I really hope he grows up quickly..." After thinking about it, Princess Tianxiang became obsessed with sex again. Now
Her eyes were full of this "little man".
At the same time, fishing boats from more than a hundred other bays also went out to sea at the same time. One hundred thousand fishing boats and thousands of boats competed for "food" from the sea.