The slender bamboo paper is elegant and pleasant, with a refreshing fragrance, and the words are round and elegant, but the content is not very good, it is extremely domineering!
What does "get out" mean? I'm not an "egg"?
Ever since she was pregnant with the child, Baochai has been talking like this. She can't even say nice things.
As the saying goes, "One pregnancy makes you stupid for three years." Is this really true?
My "First Lady" Xiao Daiyu is better. I drew two kinds of Chinese medicinal materials, "Panaris pinellia" and "Angelica sinensis".
The meaning is full of romanticism...
When I arrived, the grass had just sprouted, but when I returned, the spring grass was luxuriant and the mountain flowers were in bud.
Ever since she ate the "Grilled Whale Skewers" and "Grilled Squid Rolls" made by Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi), Miaoyu fell in love with these two things and would not be happy without grilling them.
The gorgeous carriage is loaded with these two kinds of ingredients, and it is full of them. It even pretends to pay a hundred taels of silver. Do you need to pay for it?
But, yes. You are the most "rich woman" in the world. You are worthy of your name. One million taels of silver is nothing.
"I have something to tell you when I send you outside the small village. Although the flowers are already in bloom, you don't want to pick the wild flowers on the roadside. You don't want to pick them. If you don't pick them, it's useless. If you pick them, it's useless..."
The song "Don't Pick Wild Flowers on the Roadside" originally sounded good at first, but then it completely changed.
Bao Miao and Bao Miao were riding on a big horse, and Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was always restless.
Twenty army sticks, a spanking on the butt really hurts and hurts a lot.
Miaoyu kept pouting and shouted "Damn guy, damn guy" a thousand times, but she learned it from Baochai and failed to learn it well.
I looked back at Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) and said "wow" and made me want to vomit...
"Am I that ugly?" Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) muttered.
Miaoyu gave him a big look.
He quickly stopped and dismounted, sat on a small stone on the side of the road, put his left hand on his right wrist, and took his own pulse. After a while, his face became flushed, and his eyebrows were filled with joy.
Is it okay to take my own pulse?
Miaoyu caressed her undulating chest with her green onion-like hands, and said to Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) who was at a loss at the side: "It's the happy pulse."
If a woman is willing to give birth to a child for you, is this just a matter of "happy cooperation"?
Miaoyu looked straight at Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) and rolled her beautiful eyes.
I also learned this from Baochai.
She and Baochai didn't learn anything good!
Kicked Ming Yan off his carriage, you kid is enjoying it more and more now, the carriage is decorated like a small home. You are a general, if you don't ride a horse well, how can you learn from everyone?
This is requisitioned.
I'll punish you by following the carriage on foot as a "flower protector"!
Miaoyu carefully helped her into the carriage, but be careful, you are not alone now!
The guards in front had already reported the news to the first lady and First Lady on flying horses, and the whole mansion was filled with joy.
Joy is contagious.
Even the conciliatory envoy Li Guangdi and the supervisory envoy Nalan Gongzi who traveled ten miles out of the city to welcome him were also affected.
The two of them cupped their hands and congratulated each other.
"Congratulations to the Governor, congratulations to the Governor..."
"What's so good about it... I accidentally killed another person..." Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) tried his best to hold out his chest, really like a big rooster.
"Confucius said Cheng Ren, Mencius said Qi Yi, there are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest is not having children, the governor is very filial..."
You damn "Confucius and Mencius" man, are you praising me or hurting me?
"Don't keep pouting at others with your mouth full of nuts. You're not bad either. You've married three concubines in a row. Until now, you haven't even given an egg to your adult life, only your beauty is left to add fragrance!"
It’s rude to come and not go back!
You don't expose someone's shortcomings when you tell them something, and you don't slap people in the face when you hit them.
However, since they are all "political enemies", let's fight tooth for tooth, eye for eye.
Anyway, I know that in the future officialdom, you won't be able to let me go lightly, and you can take some interest in advance and earn every word.
With one wife and five concubines, after more than ten years of hard work, not to mention "eggs", there is not even a "hair". This is indeed Li Guangdi's shortcoming.
After blushing and paling for a while, Li Guangdi said in a very serious tone: "There is no child in your life, it is not counted, it is not counted..."
"It's not because of your own health, is it?" Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) squinted his eyes, as disgusted as he wanted.
Yellow skin, dark eye sockets, and trembling feet when walking are typical symptoms of "internal weakness".
The more anxious you are to have a child, the more you have sex and the more you become weak... It is said that Li Guangdi had a child born by a maid in his early years, but he died prematurely... In this way, it should not be "infertility", then there is only "Virtual".
What's even more annoying is that Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) came closer and said: "One, two, three, it's over... This is not possible, Mr. Li, what we men pay attention to is protracted war..."
"A protracted war? Can this kind of thing... still be put on the table? Confucius said Cheng Ren, Mencius said Qi Yi..."
"Don't give me any encouragement... There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the worst is not having children... Do you want to be a very unfilial person? Of course you don't want to, otherwise you wouldn't have so many aunts... I have one here A very effective secret recipe... Look at me, I have gained a lot as soon as I appear..."
Upon hearing this, Mr. Li Guangdi was finally persuaded, but he hesitated...
"You don't need to think so much. You don't need to compromise in the officialdom, and we don't need your help... Do you think I, the Fuguihou, is someone who needs help... Besides, fighting with the sky is endless fun; fighting with the earth is fun. There is no limit to the joy of fighting Mr. Li Guangdi... It has always been the fight between good officials and bad officials, and the fight between upright officials and corrupt officials. This time we start a journey of good officials fighting good officials, how about it?"
"Are you, Mr. Jia, a good official? Your boss, Mr. Bo Dafu, went all the way north and collected enough money and pearls to last the people of the Northeast for two years. In the battle of the Northwest, you made a fortune wherever you fought. You didn't get enough money. If we fight a few more battles, all the gold and silver will belong to your family... Jia Bujia, white jade is used to make gold and horses for the palace. Afang Palace is three hundred miles away, and there is no room for a person from Jinling. There is a shortage of white jade beds in the East China Sea, so the Dragon King invites the King of Jinling. .In good years, there is heavy snow, and pearls are like earth, gold is like iron... I would like to advise you: gold and silver are not good things, too much will kill people."
Holy shit, this is really connected to "A Dream of Red Mansions". I don't know what the status and situation of Shihou and the Wang family were in the Qing Dynasty. They were all in the south.
"So, this is what you think of me? If you are so poor that only wearing patches on your official robe is a good official? You are so poor that you can't even support yourself. How can you make the people rich? If you serve as an official for one term, you won't make the people rich. Get rich and be considered a good official! Mr. Li, you and I have different political opinions. I will give you the secret recipe for free. However, you take your Yangguan Road and I will cross my single-plank bridge. Don’t cross it anymore. From now on, we will Give him a fight..."
After saying that, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) drove away in his carriage.
The voice of Mr. Li Guangdi came from behind, "I sincerely thank Mr. Xiao Jia for this... Fighting with the sky is endless fun; fighting with the earth is endless fun; fighting with Mr. Xiao Jia is endless fun... Mr. Xiao Jia, spring plowing
You and the Emperor have agreed on the spring sowing matter, so you have to hurry up..."