"Don't ask about the common people, ask about longevity... Queen Mother, this is extremely inconsistent with your glorious image... I am not convinced." Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) simply gave up.
"Baoyu, do you really think the Aijia dare not chop off your head? Tell the Aijia how many heads you have?" The Empress Dowager's eyes stood upright, and her tone could not be more stern.
"I think that the wise Queen Mother will not kill loyal ministers who dare to tell the truth and remonstrate directly."
"You really think you are the mirror of Renjun, Wei Zheng... You are so shameless... Wei Zheng is not as good at making money as you are."
"I am now the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, so I should deserve my share if I can make money."
"I didn't put it in my pocket."
"If you are not fat, how can you fatten the world? Besides, with my abilities, do I need to be greedy for money that I feel unsafe to use?"
"That's right, with Master Xiao Jia's wisdom in making money, there is indeed no need to use the money that is unsafe to use... It seems that you must be the master of Yangzhou... Is there really no medicine for immortality in this world?"
"My master is a god-like figure. He said that if a person practices well, he can live for more than a hundred years... I believe that he will not lie to me."
"Okay... just go to Yangzhou and do what you should do... Is this a prison? You have to stay for a few more days..." The Queen Mother seemed a little lonely when she left.
It's all because of that damn elixir.
Just like that, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was left there alone.
"What the hell is going on? This old woman is so unreliable and dishonest in what she does..."
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was dressed as a small businessman in a floral silk robe, wandering around the long corridor of the Tianlao Underground Palace, sniffing here and there.
"This is Tianzi No. 6. Well, the fat man detained here is from Jiangnan. He is similar to the two gray-bearded old men in Tianzi No. 8 and No. 9 just now, and there is also this little man in Tianzi No. 5 cell.
, also from Jiangnan... Where is Tianzi No. 1? I really want to meet Yan Shisan, who was thirteen in one night..."
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) murmured to himself as he walked.
"Are you looking for me?" A handsome man with sharp eyebrows and big eyes suddenly appeared in front of Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi).
What a weird movement!
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) didn't seem surprised. He closed his eyes and twitched his nose vigorously, saying: "You should have dealt with me at a certain time before... let me think about it... it should be
Near my Jia Mansion..."
"It is said that Master Xiao Jia's nose is famous all over the world for the sensitivity of his nose, and he is well-deserved. It is indeed true... That year, I was the one who was monitoring the one-armed nun near Miss Lin's boudoir. Yan Shisan will not change my surname whether I want to or not."
"Yan Shisan? Aren't you the number one pervert in the world? Why, are you on errands for the officials?"
"I am a copper pea that cannot be steamed, boiled, beaten, stir-fried, or fried... I play Liang Yuanyue, drink Tokyo wine, enjoy Luoyang flowers, and climb Zhangtai willows.
.I can also go, play cuju, play siege, gag, sing and dance, play bombs, swallow, recite poems, and play Shuanglu. You just lost my teeth, crooked my mouth, and became lame.
He broke my legs, broke my hands, God gave me all these evil symptoms, but I still refuse to give up... Oh my god, I won't go on the fireworks road in the meantime... I am the number one pervert in the world outside.
Identity, my actual identity is the chief catcher of the patrol camp and the chief warden of the Tianlao."
Calling himself "Copper Pea", it seems that he is really a kindred spirit!
"Let me tell you, how many times can you enter and exit this heavily guarded prison? It turns out that this is your identity...Is it because you play the world's number one pervert outside in order to lurk and get along with the bad guys? You are playing the lurking card well.
ah."
"No need to pretend, Mr. Deputy Governor, you should already know everything about me... If my guess is correct, you should have my information in your arms now..."
"I just got it, I haven't had time to take a closer look yet. What's going on with the four guys from Jiangnan?"
"My lord, can you give me a guess?"
"They are from Jiangnan... Well, I am going to Yangzhou soon. Are they all officials who committed crimes in Yangzhou?" Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was shocked.
"They are all former Yangzhou magistrates, and each of them has committed more than five million taels of ink... They are waiting for the conclusion of the case to be summoned to the Meridian Gate for questioning!"
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was shocked again. This was a warning to the Empress Dowager and the Little Emperor.
"So they were waiting for me here...tell me about their specific situation..."
"This...the Empress Dowager and the Emperor have given orders. Your Excellency must ask this in person."
"Okay, let me meet these seniors for a while."
Yan Shisan accompanied Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) to Tianzi No. 9 and introduced, "The person imprisoned at Tianzi No. 9 is Peng Yilong, the prefect of Yangzhou who was just appointed this year. He is a Qinzhou native and a Jinshi of the late Emperor Shunzhi in the eighth year.
, his official rank and reputation have been very good over the years, but he has collected more than 9 million taels of silver and raised more than 100 women after only three months as the magistrate of Yangzhou... He has the darkest heart. Go in,
I won't go in, I'm afraid he will eat me... This guy is very arrogant..."
Walking into the "Tianzi No. 9" cell, it was really like what was shown in later movies and TV series. The floor was covered with thick straw, and leaning on the tall straw pile in the corner of the cell was a fat, white man in white clothes.
Fat guy with big pants.
Seeing Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) walking in arrogantly, Peng Yilong opened his fish-bubbled eyes with his eyes closed to repose, with a condescending look on his face, "Are you also the one sent in by Yan Shisan who deserves to be cut into pieces?"
"What are you?"
"You..." Peng Yilong was choked and couldn't speak for a long time.
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) said to herself: "I have not gone to Yangzhou to take office, but I have been arrested here. The rich and beautiful women have not had time to enjoy it... It is really his grandma's injustice. This Yan Shisan is not his mother
There is a purpose for people to contact me..."
"You are the soon-to-be governor of Yangzhou? How much money can you make before you take office? Really..." Peng Yilong looked contemptuous.
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) raised his head and said very proudly: "On the way to take office, I collected 13 million taels in ten days... They were all big silver notes of 100,000 taels each, and I didn't spend any of them."
, was arrested, and there were ten beauties they sent, with tender skin and seductive eyes, but I didn’t enjoy any of them... Do you think I was unjust or not?"
"In ten days, you collected 13 million taels? Are you awesome? Have they sent the money on their way to office now? You are a role model for me... But I'm not bad either. I collected more than 800 taels in three months.
Ten thousand liang, better than those locked up over there... The women from the south of the Yangtze River are so enchanting, with their soft waists and cheeks that can make your eyes water. These three months of life have been like heaven and earth... I, Peng Yilong, have enjoyed it...
…”
Grandma is a bear, and she even compares herself to others.
"You, you are Peng Yilong? Senior, I have long admired your name!"
"Do you know me too? Hahaha... You can't be famous for eternity, but you can be infamous for eternity. It's just a pity that those little beauties can't enjoy it to the fullest..."
