Seeing Eunuch Liang's mysterious smile with open eyebrows, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) asked: "What kind of test makes you so excited and yet so dirty?"
"The most difficult thing to do is to let go of the kindness of a beauty. Every Yangzhou magistrate will be invited as a guest by Liu Rushi, the number one boat builder on the Huaihe River in Xiaoqin. But whether to stay for the night or not, whether a spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold... it all depends on your own ability...
As far as I know, the previous magistrates of Yangzhou were able to get into Miss Liu Rushi's painting boat, but none of them were able to get into her carved bed... It is the wish of men in Yangzhou and even the whole Jiangnan to be able to have a romantic relationship..."
"What kind of rule is this? How dare a little busking girl dare to be so arrogant... Let the brothers from the Tianwei camp help me snatch it tonight, and we will get married and enter the bridal chamber on the spot... I have violated everything.
I have never committed this serious crime of robbing a civilian girl..."
Another Liu Rushi?
Grandma is a bear! How many "Liu Rushi" are there?
Could it be that "cloning" technology also traveled through time to the Qing Dynasty?
"Do you still need to do robbery? You haven't learned well in the past few years, and you have become extremely vulgar in learning. It was originally a romantic pleasure, an elegant thing for literati, but you have been treated like a landlord and a bully bullying a little girl.
You are so uneducated, it is simply insulting to politeness... What a good child you were before, you were obedient and sensible, and you also helped the young lady with her eyebrows and embroidery..." Eunuch Liang said a little angrily, looking angry.
It looks uncontested.
This is looked down upon.
"Tell me, what problem did Liu Rushi have that caused all the previous governors of Yangzhou to fail?"
"Needless to say, music, chess, calligraphy and painting are all traditional topics that everyone can do. This girl Liu is also very special. She likes to make pairs the most, and you have to get the upper and lower couplets right, so that you can be praised as a
Only when we are guests can we have the opportunity to kiss Fangze... This Liu Rushi is a very talented woman. After several interviews, no one has answered the absolute answer to the second line. She has been waiting for the destined person to come and dress her up..."
"Well... I can barely do chess and chess, but not so much on the piano... As for the guitar and piano in my hometown, I can barely do it, but I'm not very proficient in it. As for playing the piano, I can barely do it.
, all I can do is you look at me, and I look at you... I am blind to pairs, and I am not very good at ping and rhyming. I know ping chee chee chee, chee chee chee chee chee chee, chee chee chee chee chee chee, heaven is right.
The earth, the rain, the wind, the continent, the sky, the mountain flowers, the sea trees, the red moon, the sky, the thunder, the mist, the sun, the sky, the wind is high, the moon is white, the rain is red, the sunset is red, the ox and the girl are around the river, participating in business
Two stars fighting against each other...I am very familiar with the formula of pairing, but if you want me to do it myself...I am afraid you will be disappointed..."
I really haven’t studied the pairs, that is, the couplets, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) seriously, and I really don’t know how to do it, which is embarrassing.
"Then...are you able to do it or not?"
"No, I just don't know how. What can you do to me?" Since it's "arrogant", then just keep being arrogant.
"You are just a fake scholar, you are nothing!"
This is the first time that Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) has been pointed at and scolded for being vulgar and uneducated.
Without culture, am I proud?
The Manchus have the least cultural inheritance, but since entering the customs, they have been influenced by the Han culture and have become obsessed with it. However, they not only value the cultural education of their descendants, but in their bones they despise the literati, especially the Eight Banners disciples. In their eyes
Here, as a winner, culture is useless...if it is useful, it can only be used for fun.
Eunuch Liang seemed particularly happy to see Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi), known as the "Little Immortal of Poetry", shriveled up.
At that time, the trend of pairing was strong, especially in Jiangnan, where everyone would post a few couplets to show off that they had some culture.
Literati and poets took this as a fun and elegant thing.
Now the newly-appointed Yangzhou magistrate says that he doesn't know how to "pair up", which is funny.
The conversation between Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) and Eunuch Liang was immediately spread by people around him. When they arrived at the magistrate's office, they held an appointment ceremony, formally met with many officials and gentry, and then went into the backyard to rest.
Eunuch Liang then said: "Boy, you have to show some talent in pairing. We have already laid the groundwork for you, and we are just waiting for you to make a good pair, become a blockbuster, and take the first place.
Miss Liu Rushi won it in one fell swoop."
"Eunuch Liang, at least when you perform, ask me first if I know it. I really don't know how to do it. Master didn't teach me, and I never paid attention to it... I'm telling the truth.
, you, old man, are listening to the truth as lies, I am afraid that the situation you arranged will be ruined."
"You...you...you are really nothing!"
This time Eunuch Liang was really anxious and walked away.
After Eunuch Liang walked out the door angrily, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was sneering.
"It's just a couple. Isn't it just a matter of neatly matching parallel couples? Who am I? I came from the later generations... I went down to Yangzhou and came to this romantic place. If you don't come up with something, do you really think
I am a newbie..." Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) dug out several bundles of paper from a large suitcase. They were all copied from the computer for the purpose of coming to Yangzhou. They were all about the best couples in the past dynasties, especially those in the Qing Dynasty.
It has appeared in the middle and later stages, so that even if it is "plagiarism", the secret will not be revealed.
"However, there is a problem here. The news came from the informant in the palace. The Empress Dowager and the young emperor arranged for Eunuch Liang to help me and must win the first boat, Liu Rushi. Why... I am favored again.
, shouldn’t go to such lengths, right? And the same is true for the letter from his father, who must capture Liu Rushi; and the Heaven and Earth Society, a one-armed god nun wrote a personal letter... you
What are you doing? What good will it do to you to capture Liu Rushi... Liu Rushi, Liu Rushi, you have now become the center of Yangzhou and even the entire Qing Dynasty..."
Just as I was thinking about it, Princess Tingting of Jianning came here.
Now Princess Jianning is the wife that Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) snatched away in name...
The towering breasts and the white silk tube top reveal the snow-white skin, which is round and round, and the face has the serenity of a mature woman...Are you trying to seduce me?
Seeing Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) looking at her with lustful eyes, Princess Jianning spat and said: "Don't look blindly and don't think wildly!"
"Princess, I can't stand looking at you dressed like this. How can I be worthy of your elaborate dress?"
Hearing this, Princess Jianning burst out laughing, and the atmosphere suddenly became much more harmonious.
"You are really a weirdo. At such a young age, you always give people the feeling that you are my consort."
"I was born with a feminine destiny..."
"I'm relieved now. You have to take down Liu Rushi this time."
Another one!
"Why, you have to give me a reason, first! Do you all think that Liu Rushi and I are a match made in heaven, a pair born on earth?"
"There is no reason... capturing her is the best reason. I have prepared piano scores and a box of couplets for you. You should prepare carefully. In three days, you will board the first boat to capture Miss Liu.
day……"
After saying that, Princess Jianning turned around and left. When she reached the door, she suddenly turned around and asked: "Master Xiao Jia, do you think that by robbing me, Princess Jianning, the conflict between Wu Sangui and the court will be transferred to you and me?"
Wu Sangui's personal grudges can be resolved to prevent him from rebelling... Do you think this method is feasible?"
Baoyu (burning small stone) was shocked.
It seems that Princess Jianning is not simple either.
