Chapter 4 My sister-in-law and I became best friends
Overwhelmed with beauty, I swayed back with square steps.
Following behind were four well-dressed young men, Ming Yan, Hoe Yao, Sa Hong and Mo Yu.
Ming Yan held an inkstone in her hands, the hoe medicine held a brush and washer, the red sweeper held a knife of rice paper, and Mo Yu carried a big knife, all of which were rewarded by his father.
Returning to the residence, there are carved beams and painted buildings, verandahs running through the mountains on both sides of the rooms, and various parrots, thrushes and other birds hanging on them.
This is Jia Mu's house, and it is also Baoyu's residence at this time.
"I don't know what it's like to be an old kid who is afraid of loneliness and always likes to be lively." Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) thought to himself.
I went to say hello to the old lady first. When I entered the hall, I saw a wealthy old lady leaning back and resting on a carved sandalwood couch, surrounded by a bunch of maids.
A stunningly beautiful woman chatted and laughed with her, and bursts of hearty laughter filled the entire hall. I am afraid this is the famous Lian sister-in-law Wang Xifeng.
When I walked into the hall and took a closer look, I almost had nosebleeds.
This beautiful woman is wearing a small floral cheongsam that pinches her waist. She has a bright face that looks like a later generation Fan Shibing, but a pair of big breasts are as surging as a certain rock, with the front protruding and the back curling.
If it were placed in future generations, it would be able to dominate the screen of the website you use.
The good cabbage was eaten by the pig!
What a bargain for Jia Lian, the turtle bastard!
Standing next to the second mistress was a delicate and dignified woman, who actually looked exactly like a temperamental actor from later generations.
My God, my God!
How is this happening!
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) rubbed his eyes hard, really doubting that he was in a dream.
Seeing Baoyu come in, the maid in the hall hurriedly reported to the old lady. When she approached the old lady and looked at her carefully, Baoyu was immediately shocked.
Isn't this old lady the grandmother who loves me most in the future?
With her round and white face, she always likes to look at herself with kind eyes.
My God, my God!
Could it be that I was originally the reincarnation of Baoyu, and now I just returned to my own body?
This is how I found my true feeling. Originally I just wanted to come and have a leisurely walk, but now I have truly found myself. I am Baoyu!
Thinking about it, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi)'s eyes became red and hot.
"Baoyu, come here. My little baby has been detained by your father for a long time, and he has been wronged."
Baoyu rolled into the old lady's arms without any sense of disobedience, and covered his face with tears and snot on the old lady's brocade robe.
"Don't feel wronged, don't feel wronged..."
The mandarin duck next to him curled his lips and said: "He is not aggrieved. Word came from the master's study that Baoyu has become a poetry fairy today. He wrote two good poems in one breath, and one of them is very long!"
"Isn't this wronged? Really! Give Baoyu a bottle of plum blossom dew later. Plum blossom dew is the best way to relieve anger."
"You've received such a great reward from the master, why don't you show your appreciation when you come back?"
"Okay, I will show my kindness again and give my sister a good poem: A ten-mile flat lake is covered with frost, and every inch of blue hair is worried about the old age. I look at the moon to protect each other, but I only envy the mandarin ducks, not the immortals."
This is a poem in a painting by later Hong Kong director Tsui Hark in "A Chinese Ghost Story". Because he liked the heroine in it, Ran Xiaoshi watched "A Chinese Ghost Story" frequently in later generations. This poem left the deepest impression on her.
Now it's very shameful for him to use it here.
"I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals, I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals... I don't understand what you are saying, but it sounds very nice just to hear it." Yuanyang suddenly blushed to his neck.
Hey, you are so good-looking! No wonder so many people in the Jia family care about you, even me!
He laughed and joked around for a while, then took the old lady's reward and walked to his own room.
After walking a few steps out of the hall, I heard someone calling from behind.
"Baoyu, wait a moment."
When I turned around and saw that it was Sister-in-law Lian, I quickly looked up at the sky, otherwise my nose would bleed again, but I still couldn't help but look at it.
It's in vain if you don't watch it, it's in vain if you watch it, it's in vain if you don't watch it!
"Sister-in-law, please stop shaking. If you shake again, it will come down. Don't shake one step at a time. If you shake it again, my nose will really bleed..." Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) wailed in his heart.
"Go to my room later and help me keep accounts. I don't care whether it's good or bad. Just write a few words."
As he spoke, he reached out and took Baoyu's hand.
"The hands are so tender, so smooth, and so fragrant. Are these the hands of a beauty? Oh my god, my god! This is a female temptress who caters to both men and women! Doesn't it mean that men and women cannot be intimate with each other? Isn't this the case?
The goblin is interested in me? Isn’t it?”
As I walked forward with my sister-in-law, I felt guilty and admired this beautiful woman's waist swaying from side to side like a willow supported by a weak wind.
This is a kind of suffering, the most beautiful suffering!
After walking around for a while, I entered a courtyard and saw another beautiful woman holding the door and looking around.
My God, my God!
Another acquaintance! Isn't this Ping'er the "national daughter-in-law" of our future generations, some kind of pure woman?
"Don't look at people like that! You are a young man from a rich family."
Baoyu was hit on the head by his sister-in-law.
"I'll go! Aren't people born to be looked at?"
"I'm not here for you to see, come in!"
Wang Xifeng's eyes turned red as soon as she entered the room, "I used to get tired of my sister-in-law as soon as we met, but now I can write poems and ignore my sister-in-law."
This anger is like peach blossoms blooming.
This is teasing, teasing men, and women from wealthy families like this style.
Flirting with your sister!
I came to the Qing Dynasty to do important things, not to pat my mother-in-law. Besides, the Jia Mansion is not in heaven or on earth!
Besides, rabbits really can’t eat the grass around their nests!
I saw a small mountain plum blooming in full bloom in a large flowerpot in the house, and next to it was an evergreen cycad.
Baoyu had an idea and said: "Sister-in-law, look. This mountain plum blossom is very beautiful. I like this cycad very much, but it only looks at it from a distance and does not come close or pick it."
This mountain plum blossom also particularly likes the evergreen cycads, but it only admires and waits from a distance... We like flowers in the garden, but we don’t necessarily have to pinch them off. Once a flower is pinched off, it is no longer a flower.
Recently I have become very poetic, so I sent my sister-in-law a limerick:
If I like you——
It’s definitely not like a climbing flower in the sky,
Use your high branches to show off yourself;
If I like you——
Never imitate the infatuated bird,
Repeating monotonous songs for green shade;
Not just like a fountain,
Bringing cool comfort all year round;
Not just like dangerous peaks,
Increase your height and set off your majesty.
even daylight,
Even spring rain.
No, these are not enough!
I must be a kapok tree near you,
Standing with you as an image of a tree.
Roots, clenched in the ground;
The leaves touch each other in the clouds.
Every gust of wind passes by,
We all greet each other.
…
This is great love,
Fidelity is here:
like--
Not only do I like your majestic body,
I also like the position you insist on,
The ground beneath your feet.”
This is "To the Oak" by Mr. Shu Ting. Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) shamelessly plagiarized it and used it here.
However, this is also very suitable for the occasion. The poem is easy to understand and Sister-in-law Lian can understand it clearly.
Seeing Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi)'s right index finger pointing to the sky, Wang Xifeng curled her lips and said: "I don't know about flowers, grass, etc. It's just that we, brother and sister, are not as close as before."
"Actually, we can be best friends."
"Being a best friend? What is a best friend?"
"She is the closest good friend besides her husband!" Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was a little depressed. This was a word from later generations. No wonder the second mistress couldn't understand it.
"You, you, you..."
Wang Xifeng raised her little hand and tapped Baoyu's forehead vigorously, which was regarded as agreement.
At this time, Ping'er came in to report, "It's my ancestor's birthday in two days, and the reward from the palace has come, but it's just a little gold and silver, it's enough, why don't you pay thousands of taels of silver? Now it's a year
It won’t be as good as last year. There are floods in the south and drought in the north. The rent from the village will be much less, and we will have famine again."
"Let's make a fuss. The old lady's birthday is a big event and the expense cannot be spared."
Hearing this, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) suddenly remembered that the book "A Dream of Red Mansions" said that Jia's family had been in deficit very early. This is now my home, and I can't let this Red Mansion fall down.
An idea occurred to him, and he thought of it and said to Wang Xifeng: "I have a way to solve this problem. Doesn't the old lady like to have fun? This will be easy to handle!"
(How Baoyu organized a birthday banquet for the old lady that was both economical and luxurious, please see all the military bosses in Chapter 5 after 12 hours to explain.)
