Chapter 94 Expedition to the West (Battle of Qinghai-Tibet 17)
You can’t make hot pot on the plateau? What a joke!
Baoyu (burning small stones) can be rinsed, and it is very enjoyable. In fact, the homemade pressure cooker is not rinsed, but cooked. The Tibetan mutton on the plateau is extremely delicious and contains protein, amino acids and various trace elements needed by the human body.
, these Tibetan sheep "eat Chinese herbal medicine and drink pure natural mineral water from the mountains." The forage is green, pollution-free and nutritious, and they often eat some medicinal value onions, wild leeks, astragalus, Codonopsis pilosula, and epimedium.
Chinese herbal medicines such as rhubarb. It’s strange that such mutton is not delicious.
The Tibetan mutton cut into pieces as thick as your index finger was cooked in the pressure cooker for two minutes. After opening the pot, sprinkled with dried scallions and wild leek flowers specially made by Tibetans, and then added a few dried chili peppers that you brought with you. It was absolutely delicious.
Already.
The people below are not so particular. They don't have a pressure cooker, and an ordinary pot will do. Although the meat can only be cooked until it is cooked, there is no need to add any other seasonings. This is a pot of delicious food.
The wine is highland barley wine with four flavors of sweet, spicy, sour and bitter. Drink it from bowl to bowl. It doesn’t matter if you drink too much. You will vomit as soon as you tilt your head. After vomiting, drink again. If it doesn’t work, just bury these wine madmen in the snow.
In the field, I woke up after a while.
When occupying a city, or our own city, the only way to win over people's hearts is to kill a few people and then distribute food and money. Sir Dafoe is more expert in this regard, so he will be the pacifier.
"This general is better than any leader. He will not rob our women, nor our food and money!"
"They also gave us food and money."
"I heard that he also treats us. He is a figure like Master Luohuahua."
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Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) could only smile bitterly at these words, because he was only over twelve years old now, and even if he had a woman, he would not be able to do anything, but ordinary Tibetans believed this.
Mr. Dafoe has been very busy these days. According to the standards of the general and Mr. Jia, all the leaders should be cut into pieces. We had to draw one out of ten and draw lots, and pull out the leaders who got the dead lot.
Dead.
Bullets are very valuable now, but Mr. Xiao Jia ordered that the leaders must be shot to death with random shots, and they must be shot at a distance of more than a hundred meters.
As soon as the order was given, the leaders ran out as hard as they could. A row of gunshots passed by, and these people fell down one after another. This effect was particularly shocking, and Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) wanted this kind of effect.
Every leader who was shot was examined one by one by Mr. Dafoe. This pervert just liked to see bloody corpses.
Entering the city lord's palace, Master Dafu sat down next to Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi)'s hot pot. He picked up the long chopsticks without ceremony and started eating the mutton. He almost bit off his tongue, completely ignoring Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi).
Ran Xiaoshi) wants to eat people's eyes.
After half the pot of mutton was eaten, he took two sips of highland barley wine, raised his head and said to Baoyu, "Sir, why don't you eat such delicious mutton?"
"You've eaten them all, and I still get the blame?!"
"Sir, you don't know. When you look at the bloody dead people, especially when you see their intestines and intestines leaking out, they are colorful and beautiful. When you pull and tug and pop, the feces will flow out.
Damn, that... is so exciting..."
This guy deliberately prevented people from eating well. More than ten people sitting next to him vomited all over the room on the spot. But what surprised everyone was that Mr. Xiao Jia didn't seem to care at all, and even discussed with Mr. Dafu that his heart was being damaged.
Are they still able to beat when dug out? These two are huge perverts.
Master Dafu was secretly surprised by Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi)'s calmness. When this guy mentioned his heart, his eyes glowed green. Could it be that he had killed someone like this before?
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) kept sneering in his heart. In this small scene, do you still want to control me? In the future, we will see many such scenes during wars.
Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) ate the last few slices of mutton happily. Don’t want too much of anything, just have one that leaves you wanting more.
More than twenty waves of special operations have been sent out, but there is still no news about the Holy Mountain. The Holy Mountain is as mysterious as the Son of the Holy Mountain.
But Baoyu didn't seem to be worried at all. Xiao Danzhu's final words were similar to "you wait" in later generations. Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was never afraid, so he always lived well and waited. If not
He may still be waiting for that "epidemic".
There is only one day between the Tibetan New Year and the Central Plains New Year. Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) has received gifts from a castle. Most of them are gems such as amber, turquoise and agate. Baoyu accepts them all as ordered, but does not accept these gifts.
People are definitely worried.
The New Year's firecrackers are specially made by Baoyu (burning small stones), and the fireworks are made by Professor Dafu and others of Baoyu. The brilliant fireworks can actually explode in mid-air with the words "The Empress Dowager's Auspiciousness", "My Emperor's Auspiciousness" and "The Great Emperor's Auspiciousness".
"The general is wise", Lord Dafoe likes to play this kind of trick.
For seven days at the banquet, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) remained drunk, drinking from morning until dusk, and then until two or three o'clock in the morning. Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was seen by everyone as a drunk cat, but
As soon as he returned to the bedroom, Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) seemed like a different person, his eyes sharp and sparkling.
The entire room is a big trap with many mechanisms. There are more than a hundred triggering thunders, not to mention those hidden arrows, crossbows and the like.
This is already the seventh night. Every day Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) can feel that there is a particularly dangerous existence sneaking around him, spying on him while he sleeps. This must have something to do with Xiao Danzhu.
Today Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) seems to be even drunker than the past few days, and the soldier who is waiting for him seems to have drunk two taels more, and even wears his leather hat crookedly to cover his entire face.
When he helped Baoyu into the bedroom, he staggered. Baoyu immediately jumped on him and pressed her to the ground.
"Xiaobing" hesitated for a moment, and when he was about to push Baoyu away, he saw Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) looking at him with a pair of eyes as clear as cold stars, holding a "Palm Thunder" with its nose open.
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"If I were you, don't move, because this 'artifact' will definitely smash your head, my dear little Danzhu, my dear Holy Lady of the Holy Mountain."
"How did you know……"
"The last thing you should do is make up to look like one of my personal guards... Because everyone has body odor, especially women. I learned a skill in a special place, and that is to 'know a woman by smell'
', the smell of your body is so charming, I'm intoxicated. What's more, you are my woman... I have always been very caring about my women."
"If you kill me, you will regret it. We, the sons of Shenshan, have always had a clear distinction between grudges and grievances. If I die in your hands, they will lead the Shenshan army to fight all the way to the Central Plains..."
"I have never been afraid of the army of the Holy Mountain. If you sons of the Holy Mountain really had that ability, you would have occupied the entire world long ago, let alone a small Tibetan area. You even need to use mysterious witches in the Tibetan area.
If you use magic to rule, this means that you have reached the end of the road, the end of history... A race must not be too mysterious, just like the Mayans, they perished because they practiced mysticism.
In particular, we cannot imitate the ancient Egyptians, because they always marry close relatives, with the elder brother marrying the younger sister and the older sister marrying the younger brother. As a result, a bunch of fools are born. It would be strange not to perish, because racial purity is a big joke.
Being able to give birth to a genius is also a big joke... Do you understand?"
When Xiao Danzhu heard this, she froze. She had no idea who the Mayans and ancient Egyptians Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) was talking about, but she knew that this "little bamboo pole" was right, and she was her parents.
As brothers and sisters, my three brothers and four sisters are all fools.
Is this really the tragedy of a race?
"Even so, you still can't trap me."
Xiao Danzhu lifted his hat and showed a bright smile. Then he slipped and slipped away from Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) like a loach, dropping a string of laughter like bells. When the laughter disappeared,
Only then did Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi) feel severe pain in his abdomen. He lowered his head and saw that a long gash had been cut in his stomach...
(What is the fate of Baoyu (Ran Xiaoshi), please see the next chapter for the breakdown.)
