"Don't think that I don't know about Zeng Xiaoxian. In fact, you just want to watch the fun at a close distance, right?" Hu Yifei sneered, "With your weird hobby of watching love dramas about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law's love, it's surprising that you can resist this kind of thing!
"
"So, you admit that you will fall in love with each other as soon as you meet?" Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled, "Then I can't miss it!"
"Bitch!" Hu Yifei yelled angrily.
"Okay, okay!" Qin Yumo comforted with a smile, "Amanda used to be crazy about Wang Kara, and Wang Kara liked you. She would definitely compete with you everywhere. She used you as a benchmark and wanted to surpass her all the time.
You. But now, they are married, so don’t worry about her anymore!"
"Kara...isn't she a dog?" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Amanda looks like a bun, no wonder she is followed by a dog!" Hu Yifei snorted coldly.
"Don't say that. I heard that Wang Kara has made a lot of money. She is no longer the poor loser she used to be. She should be impressed after three days of separation." Qin Yumo said with a smile.
"I knew it!" Hu Yifei suddenly realized, "This is the real purpose of her coming here. Just watch, she will keep nagging about things that she can use to show off!"
"She told me last time that her husband bought her a yacht." Qin Yumo said.
"I bet that from the time she got off the bus to the time she went upstairs, she would have yelled at least three times just about the yacht!" Hu Yifei sneered.
"Real or false?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it, "What are you betting on?"
Hu Yifei looked him up and down: "Whoever loses will learn to bark like a dog for one minute!"
Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "So cruel? Brother Xiaoyi, will you also place a bet?"
Ding.
Su Yi, who was snoring and eating cereal, froze and said speechlessly: "Damn, you are too boring, aren't you? Such a big man actually dares to imitate the barking of a dog?"
"Then are you coming?" Hu Yifei asked.
"Come! But I bet she mentioned the yacht at least five times!" Su Yi said.
"Refreshing!" Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands, "Then it's settled, if she doesn't mention the yacht three times, I win, and you two will bark like dogs! If she mentions it three times but less than five times, Yifei and I win.
Brother Xiaoyi will bark like a dog; if she mentions the yacht five times, Yifei and I will bark like a dog!"
"Deal!" Hu Yifei nodded in agreement.
"Hey, are you too boring?" Qin Yumo said speechlessly.
Then he rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I want to participate too! I bet she will only say it once!"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei went down to greet Amanda soon. Su Yi cleaned up the kitchen and heard the sound of the door opening next door and the sound of Guan Guqingqi and Tang Youyou talking, so he thought of going over to say hello.
When Su Yi pushed open the door and entered, both of them looked very surprised.
"Brother Xiao Yi! You finally showed up! We all thought you had run away!" Tang Youyou came forward and said happily.
"That's right, Yifei said you are - absconding out of fear of crime!" Guan Gu was miraculously happy.
"No, not really." Su Yi looked at the two of them with a smile, "How are you two doing in the world?"
"Not bad." Tang Youyou couldn't hide her joy, "Guan Gu is quite good at taking care of others. By the way, I even brought you a gift!"
"Huh? Aunt Guan Gu, you are back!" At this moment, Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei walked in from the door. When they saw Su Yi, Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, "Brother Yi! I miss you so much.
!”
As he said this, he was about to rush up and give Su Yi a big hug, but Su Yi stretched out his hand to stop him: "Stop, you smell like women's perfume. I have no interest in having close contact with a certain lady in the air."
"Don't be like this, Brother Yi," Lu Ziqiao smiled at Su Yi and raised her eyebrows, "I don't mind, what do you mind?"
"Do you think everyone is like you? Playboy!" Tang Youyou said angrily, "Guan Gu has been led astray by you."
"Have you ever considered that maybe Guangu was not led astray by me, but his true colors were revealed?" Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"Hey, don't say that about me, I'm very pure!" Guan Gu magically protested.
Zhang Wei had been giggling on the side, and then he interjected: "It's great, we are all together again, it's worth celebrating!"
"Seeing that you are so happy, has something happy happened to you?" Su Yi asked. He also felt that it was a pleasant time for friends to gather together to chat and laugh, and he enjoyed this feeling very much.
Zhang Wei was proud but a little shy, he chuckled and scratched his head and said: "To be honest with you, I finally found the girl of my dreams!"
Guan Gu magically sneered: "You say that every time you meet a girl."
"It's different this time!" Zhang Wei argued, "To be precise, what I met this time was not a girl, but a woman!"
An aunt's smile appeared on his face: "She is a thoroughly mature woman, beautiful and intelligent, well-informed, gentle and graceful..."
Su Yi couldn't help but laugh and said: "When you meet her, isn't it like the spring breeze blowing over Lugu Lake and the autumn water moistening Jiuzhaigou?"
"Hahaha..." The other three couldn't help laughing.
Zhang Wei blushed and shouted: "This time is really different! This time I am really not being sentimental! I can feel that she also has feelings for me! She is also an archaeologist!"
"Where did you dig her out from?" Tang Youyou asked, holding back her laughter.
Zhang Wei said seriously: "Yuyou, archaeologists dig for others, not to be dug by others!"
"Oh!" Tang Youyou nodded suddenly, "Then where did she dig you out?"
"Hahaha..." Guan Guqingqiu and Lu Ziqiao laughed wildly.
"I'm really not kidding you!" Zhang Wei was a little anxious, "I really met true love this time! And she is really excellent. She spent ten years archaeologically in South America and another five years to create a new world.
She has written several monographs and her deeds have been reported in many newspapers!”
Lu Ziqiao said: "You mean, she spent ten years digging holes and another five years posting? May I ask this woman of yours Gui Geng?"
"A woman's age cannot be disclosed casually," Zhang Wei frowned slightly, "but according to my analysis, she should be a little older than me."
"Are you sure she is gentle and graceful, rather than kind and kind?" Lu Ziqiao said with a smirk.
"Ziqiao talks about virtue. Is it easy for Zhang Wei to finally find his true love? Are you attacking him like this?" Su Yi couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but stand up and speak out.
"That's right! It's too much. It's better for you, Brother Yi!" Zhang Wei was very moved.
Su Yi patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, Zhang Wei, I absolutely support you! Let's talk! Try to leave a good impression on the other party!"
"Well! Don't worry, Brother Yi!" Zhang Weiwei was encouraged.
"Remember to call me when your girlfriend celebrates her birthday, and I will give you a pair of golden toads." Su Yi said seriously.
o_o….
Zhang Wei's expression froze on his face.
"Hahaha..." The other three laughed loudly again.
"You, you are so bullying!" Zhang Wei complained angrily.
"Okay, okay, I'm kidding you!" Tang Youyou said with a smile, "The older you are, the older you are. This shows that you are charming and a master killer."
Zhang Wei's face softened slightly and he said reservedly: "Perhaps only mature women can understand my charm, but they are not at the level of a master's wife."
"Zhang Wei, don't blame me for not reminding you that the relationship between sister and brother usually doesn't last long." Lu Ziqiao said.
"Why?" Zhang Wei was stunned.
"It's very simple, there is a generation gap." Lu Ziqiao said, "When a woman reaches a certain age, she will position her identity more as a mother. She will definitely take care of you like a son!"
"Ziqiao, you are definitely prejudiced!" Tang Youyou protested, "You are discriminating against women! No matter how old a woman is, as long as she encounters love, her girlish heart will definitely be inspired!"
"A girl's heart is temporary, but motherhood is eternal." Lu Ziqiao said.
"Brother Xiao Yi, tell me!" Tang Youyou couldn't help but turned to Su Yi for help.
"For Zi Qiao, most mature women who are older than him can see through his dissolute nature at a glance. Even if they are attracted by his appearance, they cannot accept his inner self, so they criticize his words and deeds.
"Su Yi said with a smile, "So Ziqiao usually picks up girls who are younger than him, because women with experience and content will not be fooled by him."
"Yes! This is the right answer!" Tang Youyou felt comfortable, "Ziqiao, admit it, you just can't compare to Zhang Wei in this regard!"
"You're kidding! Am I not as good as him?" Lu Ziqiao was unhappy, "If you say that I'm not as good as Brother Xiao Yi, I'll admit it. Who told him that he can even defeat the most powerful person in our apartment! But you say that I'm not as good as Zhang Wei?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at Su Yi: "Brother Xiao Yi, lend me three thousand yuan, and I'll go out and prove it to you! My charm appeals to all ages!"
Ding.
"...Damn, you're just waiting to ask me to borrow money, right?" Su Yi said speechlessly.
"Zhang Wei, tell us carefully, we want to know the details." Tang Youyou said to Zhang Wei with a smile.
"This starts with a divorce..." Zhang Wei smiled and was about to tell, then subconsciously looked at his watch, his eyes suddenly changed and said: "Oh, I don't have time, I even asked her to go to the movies with her,
I have to take a shower first, maybe next time, and I’ll tell you the details next time!”
After that, he hurried to the bathroom.
"Divorce?" Guan Gu magically scratched his head, "Zhang Wei found a divorced woman?"
"It's nothing. As long as he doesn't destroy other people's families, it doesn't matter!" Guan Gu magically smiled.
"Come on, Qiao, I'll take you to get the money." Su Yi estimated that Hu Yifei and the others would be back soon, so he called Lu Ziqiao to go next door.
"Brother Xiaoyi is righteous!" Lu Ziqiao was very happy.
Not long after the two left, Tang Youyou and Guangu Qiqi were packing their luggage. A gray-haired old woman walked in and asked with a smile: "Hello, is lawyer Zhang Wei here?"
Guangu Qiqi and Tang Youyou immediately looked at each other, their eyes widening in horror.
Could it be...that this is the mature woman Zhang Wei mentioned, an archaeologist?
Is this bigger?
"You, you are..." Tang Youyou asked in disbelief.
"I am the client of Lawyer Zhang Wei." The old lady said with a smile, "He just forgot his wallet in my car."
(??_?)!
"Divorce?" Tang Youyou confirmed with a trembling voice.
"Yes." The old lady nodded matter-of-factly, "Lawyer Zhang helped me handle my case."
"Don't call me Grandma, do I look old?" the old lady said unhappily, "Call me Louise, this is my business card!"
Guangu Qiqi and Tang Youyou took the business card with a smile.
"Are you all Zhang Wei's friends?" Louise said with a smile, "He is such a lovely young man."
cute!
Tang Youyou and Guangu Qiqi felt their hairs standing on end.
"Yes!" Louise smiled, "He is very serious about his work, which really makes people feel safe."
sense of security!
The two of them stared in horror.
"The look in his eyes often reminds me of my first husband," Louise continued.
first?
Tang Youyou's eyes widened.
"There is also a fourth term." Louise continued.
Tang Youyou and Guangu looked at each other in a mysterious and terrifying way.
"Then, does Zhang Wei know all these things about you?" Tang Youyou asked in disbelief.
"Of course I know," Louise said with a smile, "I particularly like Zhang Wei. When I am with him, I feel like I am many years younger."
Guan Gu said mysteriously and quietly: "You are not old either."
"Really?" Louise asked.
"Of course, otherwise how could Zhang Wei not see it?" Guangu said magically.
"Haha, this is Zhang Wei's wallet. Please give it to him. I'll leave first." Louise said goodbye with a smile.
The two watched Louise leave, looked at each other, and then took a breath together.
"Zhang Wei... is too, too..." Guan Guqiu couldn't find an adjective to describe it, "This is too scary!"
"Unless Zhang Wei has never seen a woman, how could he not see that there is at least a forty-year gap between this old woman and him!" Tang Youyou complained in disbelief, "Maybe she married his first husband
At that time, Zhang Wei was still wearing crotchless pants!"
"No, we can't let Zhang Wei jump into this pit of fire! We have to think of a way!" Guan Gu magically said.
"What can we do?" Tang Youyou spread his hands, "Zhang Wei has been selectively blind. I'm afraid he won't be able to listen to what we say."
Just then, they saw Lu Ziqiao come in counting the money with a happy expression on her face.
The two of them were startled at the same time, looked at each other with subtle expressions, and then looked at Lu Ziqiao together.
Lu Ziqiao noticed something was wrong and immediately put the money away cautiously and said: "Let me state in advance that your money has not reached the repayment date we agreed on, so you cannot ask me to repay it in advance!"
"You have deferred repayment five times. Even if you paid back yesterday, it is not considered early!" Tang Youyou waved her hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm not asking you to pay back the money, but it's something else!"
"What's going on?" Lu Ziqiao was still wary.
"It's Zhang Wei's business..."
Meanwhile, 3601.
Qin Yumo and Hu Yifei walked in with a tall, fair-skinned woman.
Su Yi was sitting on the sofa tinkering with his new mobile phone. He looked up, stood up with a smile, and stuffed the mobile phone into his pocket.