"Tang Youyou, didn't you swear that you would definitely keep your mouth shut?" Hu Yifei looked at Tang Youyou who felt guilty in front of her with a sinister expression, and pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian aside, "Then where did this guy come from?"
"He... uh..." Tang Youyou's eyes rolled and she was speechless.
"Forget it, from the moment you found out, I knew that this matter couldn't be kept secret! I would rather believe a man's bad words than your... bad words!" Hu Yifei said angrily.
"Hehe, Yifei Feifei..." Tang Youyou hugged Hu Yifei's arm and acted coquettishly.
Hu Yifei said helplessly: "At least you only told Zeng Xiaoxian and didn't make it known to the whole city."
After hearing this, Tang Youyou buried her head in Hu Yifei's arms even more guiltily.
"Uh, let me correct you." Zeng Xiaoxian came up and said, "Guangu and Ziqiao already knew about this two hours ago. When I went downstairs to throw away the garbage an hour ago, I heard Xiaohei and Zhen downstairs.
The kid was discussing whether to beat the adulterer, the mistress, or a mixed doubles if you catch an adulterer? Xiaohei also took the opportunity to offer odds and accept bets. If you beat an adulterer, you pay three, if you beat a mistress, you pay five, and if you beat a mistress, you pay one.
Pay one point and five points..."
"Tang Youyou!" Hu Yifei was so angry that her teeth itched.
"That's nothing." Zeng Xiaoxian continued with a smile: "I also saw Tang Youyou going to a square dance place, with a pair of old ladies surrounding her..."
<(｀^′)>!
"Also, when I went upstairs, I saw her talking to a few stray dogs over there in the garden." Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and said, "Yifei, now you are going to catch an adulterer, even in the community.
All the stray dogs here know about it.”
╰_╯!
"Tang, You, You!" Hu Yifei said through gritted teeth, "What nonsense are you talking about? How long has it been since you let the entire community know about this?"
"Oh, they just want to help you gain support in public opinion!" Tang Youyou argued, "If you don't believe me, just ask. Now everyone widely supports you to knock down the mistress and punish the adulterer!"
"Thank you. Are you sure they are not just watching the excitement?" Hu Yifei was still very angry and waved her hand, "Originally I wanted to go to satisfy my curiosity, but now, I won't go!"
"Ah?" Tang Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian were dumbfounded.
"What's going to happen if you don't go, Yifei?" Tang Youyou was anxious, "Now a lot of people are going to watch. If you, the main character, the main character, don't show up, how can the play be performed? They will think that I am a liar, and I am in the love apartment.
Your credibility will be reduced!”
"That's right, I bet 500 yuan on Xiao Hei's place to buy your women's singles. How can you not go?" Zeng Xiaoxian was also anxious, "If you don't go, my money will be wasted!"
"You are not a good person! It's unethical to treat other people's privacy as fun!" Hu Yifei left angrily, returned to her room, and slammed the door.
boom!
Tang Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian were both shocked, and then looked at each other in confusion.
"Are we... going too far?" Tang Youyou asked weakly.
"It's not me, it's you." Zeng Xiaoxian looked like it had nothing to do with me, "You are the loudmouth everywhere, not me. The most I do is participate in illegal gambling. In terms of morality, I am still perfect."
"Then what should we do now? Yifei must be angry with me." Tang Youyou said angrily, "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have talked nonsense."
"If you don't tell me... can you bear it?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at her suspiciously.
"I can't help it!" Tang Youyou's shoulders drooped, "Then what should we do now?"
"You wish for yourself!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "I paid for the five hundred yuan ticket fee. If you don't go to see the gossip live, how can it be worth the ticket price? Let's go, bye!"
"Wait! I'm going too!" Tang Youyou gritted her teeth, "Things are already very bad anyway, but if you miss this gossip, that would be the worst! I'll go with you!"
"Then what are you waiting for?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked expectantly, "Let's go quickly. If you go late, you may not get a good seat!"
"Yes, let's go, let's go!"
Five minutes after they left, Hu Yifei's door opened, and a Spider-Man with a bulging front and back walked out.
Spider-Man looked around cautiously, then looked in the mirror, and nodded with satisfaction: "Humph, I don't believe it. How can anyone still recognize me?"
boom!
The door opened, and Guan Gu magically walked in.
Spider-Man made a gesture of dynamic light waves. He looked at Guan Gu warily.
"Oh my god!" Guan Gu was startled. He leaned back, looked at Spider-Man up and down, and said in surprise: "Yifei, why are you dressed like this?"
"Damn, you can recognize this?" Hu Yifei's depressed cry came from under Spider-Man's mask.
Guan Gu's magical expression was confused and hesitantly said: "The other girls in this room are you, Yuyou, and Yuyou doesn't have you..."
Guan Gu Qi Qi made a gesture on his chest and behind his butt.
"So it must be you Yifei."
"So you relied on guessing." Hu Yifei breathed a sigh of relief and walked to the door, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm here to see Youyou." Guangu Qiqi said hurriedly, "Grandma Wang from the unit next door said that her observation group had arrived at the scene, but there was no tour guide to explain, and she couldn't contact Youyou, so she called the landline.
"
"Observation group!" Hu Yifei's eyes widened in horror, and she took a breath of cold air, "Tang Youyou, it's all your fault!"
Guan Gu looked at Hu Yifei with strange eyes and hesitated for a while before asking: "Yifei, can you spin silk?"
"I can spit water! I'll spray salt soda in your face!" Hu Yifei angrily pushed Kaguya and walked away.
Sekiya looked at her leaving figure magically, and suddenly made a Spider-Man climbing action.
"Puff!" He was still imitating the sound of spinning silk.
The milk tea shop was extremely busy today. As soon as it opened its doors early in the morning, many customers started pouring in, making the milk tea girl very busy.
In addition, the milk tea shop is also very lively outside.
There were three groups of old men and women on the side of the road outside the window. One was dancing in the square, one was practicing Tai Chi, and the other was reciting poetry.
When Tang Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian arrived, there was almost no room in the milk tea shop.
"It's all your fault, Youyou. I told you to come earlier. You had to go talk to those old ladies. Now it's okay. We can only sit in this corner and read gossip. The sight here is not good and the distance is far..."
Zeng Xiaoxian complained endlessly.
Tang Youyou craned her neck to look at where Su Yi and Chen Meijia were sitting, but because of the angle, they couldn't be seen at all.
"It was agreed that the main palace would capture the mistress, but now that the main palace can't come, I have to appease them, right? Otherwise these uncles and aunts will rebel." Tang Youyou said helplessly, "But don't worry, since I'm here, I don't plan to waste time.
Go away!"
Zeng Xiaoxian's expression was dull: "I listened to these words...why did it seem like I heard them in vain?"
"Oh, what I mean is that if I don't come, I will represent her!" Tang Youyou said with a divine light on her face, and she was obligated to be firm, "In order to maintain world peace and Huoxiang's righteousness, I decided to fight against the mistress in the palace.
It will be released as scheduled! However, I will play the role of Yifei!"
▌°Д°;)っ
Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed: "Yuyou, I feel like you've gone too far, why don't you stop!"
"No! The more critical this moment is, the more important it is to remain calm in the face of danger!" Tang Youyou said sternly, "Teacher Zeng, it's time to turn the tide! I decided to sacrifice myself to help thousands of families!"
"I want to call the police!" Zeng Xiaoxian said fearfully.
"What are you calling the police for?" Tang Youyou rolled her eyes at him angrily, stretched her neck and looked over, "Teacher Zeng, you will be my wingman later."
"Isn't a wingman only needed when Zi Qiao is picking up girls?" Zeng Xiaoxian questioned.
"It's okay to use it at a critical moment. I'm his aunt anyway, so he won't dare to ask me for copyright fees!" Tang Youyou waved her hands indifferently, "My plan is this, I will play a pregnant woman later.
A strong woman who has persisted in working three jobs for seven months..."
"Stop!" Zeng Xiaoxian's face twitched when he heard it, "Why do these words sound familiar to me? I seem to have heard them somewhere."
"Really? Exclusive copyright, counterfeiting will be punished!" Tang Youyou warned, and continued, "Anyway, I will play the role of Xiao Yi's original wife..."
"Tear the mistress up with your hands?" Zeng Xiaoxian showed a horrified face.
"Of course not, I'm pregnant, how can I tear it up with my hands?" Tang Youyou looked like you are a motorcycle, "She did it in public, which won widespread sympathy from the people who eat melons, and made the mistress condemned by everyone. Don't worry, about the misfortune
I'm very good at this, I can superimpose three layers of emotions and perform seven ways of crying..."
"Uh...Yuyou, let me interrupt," Zeng Xiaoxian really couldn't listen anymore, "I think the most important thing for us is to find out whether this woman is the mistress first? Maybe she is Brother Xiao Yi's long-lost sister?"
"Oh my god!" Tang Youyou's eyes widened, "Lovers eventually become brothers and sisters? What a bloody plot! I like it! This plot is good, I can expose this fact and prevent this ethical tragedy from happening!"
Zeng Xiaoxian's expression was dull: "Did I express it incorrectly? Yoyo, I mean, maybe we have all misunderstood Brother Xiao Yi. Maybe he just came here to drink a cup of milk tea with an ordinary female friend. If that's the case, we
It would be too embarrassing if the situation got out of hand."
Tang Youyou was stunned for a long time and finally listened: "It makes sense..."
Zeng Xiaoxian just breathed a sigh of relief when Tang Youyou said: "In this case, I have to play another role."
She performed Conan's classic movements and said solemnly: "I, Don Holmes, Youyou, have to return to the world."
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes, turned around and left: "I think I'd better go back, I'll just waste the five hundred dollars!"
"Come back!" Tang Youyou pulled him back, "As a wingman, how can you retreat without fighting?"
"Hey, I never promised you to be a wingman, okay?" Zeng Xiaoxian protested.
"Teacher Zeng, don't you want to achieve a gorgeous reversal and win money from Xiao Hei?" Tang Youyou said bewilderedly.
Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while and looked at Tang Youyou solemnly: "Sir, what should I do?"
Tang Youyou smiled: "Pretend to meet by chance and investigate the enemy's situation!"
Su Yi sat near the window, and opposite him sat Chen Meijia in a pink dress.
"It's really strange. Why are there so many people in this milk tea shop so early in the morning?" Chen Meijia looked around uncomfortably, "Why do I feel like they are all peeking at us? Little tail, how about we change places?"
"
Su Yi had already guessed why there were so many people.
Who else but Tang Youyou has the ability to spread the word quickly?
When Tang Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian sneaked in just now, Su Yi also saw it and just pretended not to know.
I just don’t know why Hu Yifei wasn’t with them?
But Su Yi is sure that Hu Yifei will definitely come and will never miss it.
While looking around, he said with a smile: "Let's just stay here. If there are more people, there will be more people. As long as they don't disturb us, just let them go."
At this moment, Su Yi's eyes suddenly locked on a Spider-Man outside the window who was pretending to hand out flyers.
Spider-Man is not uncommon, but it is rare to see a Spider-Man with a bulging front and a curved back that always stares at this side.
Hu Yi Fei!
There was a strange look in Su Yi's eyes, Hu Yifei was very knowledgeable.
But this kind of clothes...
He had seen some teachers who had a good life as children wearing Spider-Man clothes to make educational films, which was very provocative.
Su Yi once wanted to try playing Iron Man...
I was young and ignorant at that time. Alas, I feel ashamed when I think about it now.
Why play Iron Man?
You should play Thanos!
"Okay, then I'll listen to you!" Chen Meijia thought for a while and nodded with a smile, "Little Tail, I miss you all very much. Can you tell me how everyone is doing?"
"Has Sister Yifei found her happiness? How is Teacher Zeng? Where is Guan Gu? Is he okay? And Zhan Bo and Wanyu, I heard they traveled to Europe, are they back?"
Chen Meijia asked a lot of questions, but she didn't even mention Lu Ziqiao's name.
This just shows that what she cares about most is Lu Ziqiao.
Su Yi smiled and casually talked about the current situation of his friends.
Just as Su Yi was telling the story, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian holding a mobile phone in his hand, deliberately raising his neck and looking around and walking towards this side.
He looked everywhere, but not at Su Yi's table.
Su Yi suddenly stopped talking and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian approaching with a half-smile.
Chen Meijia's back was facing that way, so she didn't see Zeng Xiaoxian's arrival. Seeing Su Yi suddenly stop, she couldn't help but urge: "Little tail, go on."
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian was already humming a song and walked up to him with his neck raised, pretending to look at the light while he quietly adjusted the angle of the phone in his hand to point it at Chen Meijia and pressed the camera button.
Click, click, click...
Three consecutive shots!
The shutter sound of taking pictures is clearly audible.
The most important thing is that he forgot to turn off the flash.
The world suddenly became quiet.
Zeng Xiaoxian also froze.
The power of embarrassment, three stages!
If there were special effects, there would be a row of crows flying over everyone's heads right now.