"Third uncle, what are you looking for in such a hurry?" Silly Zhu couldn't help but ask when he saw Yan Fugui looking around with a dark face.
"Looking for the chicken, the chicken is lost!" Yan Fugui replied, and asked by the way, "Have you seen a reed hen?"
Originally, Yan Fugui didn't expect Silly Zhu to have anything useful to say in reply, but unexpectedly, Silly Zhu responded with a smile: "Do you think it's the one in my pot?"
Yan Fugui was stunned for a moment. He stretched his neck and looked into the casserole that Silly Zhu was holding. There was really a layer of raw chicken on the bottom of the pot. Silly Zhu also took most of the pot of cold water. It looked like he was just getting ready to go home and stew.
Up.
Yan Fugui was stunned for a moment.
After a while, he came back to his senses, looked at Shazhu and asked: "Sinzhu, where did your chicken come from?"
Silly Zhu didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at this time, but still said with a smile: "Where does love come from? Third uncle, if the chicken you said you were looking for turned out to be like this, would you still be able to recognize it?"
Yan Fugui was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "You can recognize it! Even if you turn into ashes, I can recognize it! Silly Zhu, you chicken thief, are you too arrogant? You stole the chicken and butchered the meat, and you came to me to show off? I
What grudge do I have against you for treating me like this?"
"No, can't you hear that I'm joking with you?" Silly Zhu then realized something was wrong, "Hey, why don't you tease me? I'm just joking with you. This chicken is definitely not what you are looking for.
That one!"
"Then tell me, where did your chicken come from?" Yan Fugui asked.
"Does it have anything to do with you where it comes from? Do I need to tell you?" He asked rudely, but Si Zhu lost his temper and changed his face, "Do you really think of me as a thief? I am a cook stealing chickens?
Do you have bad eyes or a bad brain? If you are sick, go see a doctor and get out of the way. I don’t have time to talk nonsense with you!"
"You can't leave!" Yan Fugui grabbed Shazhu's arm, "You still want to run after I caught you with stolen goods? Do you want to go back and destroy the evidence? No way!"
"Who destroyed... You are simply unreasonable!" Silly Zhu was extremely speechless, "Let me go. If you don't let go..."
"Why, you still want to hit someone, right?" Yan Fugui stared, and suddenly shouted at the top of his voice, "Catch the thief! Catch the thief! Someone come quickly..."
"What are you yelling for! Who is the thief?" Silly Zhu was also anxious.
The two were tugging and entangled, which also alarmed many people in the courtyard.
Everyone in the central courtyard ran out of the house. Mrs. Jia Zhang stood on the door frame and looked out, her eyes rolling.
The first uncle went to squat, and the first aunt went out with her sleeves rolled up, yelling at them to separate first. The third aunt came running from the front yard and followed suit.
After a while, Liu Haizhong, the second uncle from the backyard, also came running.
Yan Fugui saw more people, so he let go of Si Zhu's arm.
He pointed at the chicken in Si Zhu's pot and insisted that this one was the missing one, saying that Si Zhu was the chicken thief.
"Si Zhu, did you really do it?" Liu Haizhong looked at Si Zhu suspiciously.
"You should get glasses!" Silly Zhu waved his hand impatiently.
"Then tell me, where did your chicken come from?" Liu Haizhong asked.
"I bought it, what's wrong?" Silly Zhu asked, scratching his neck.
"Bought it? Where did you buy it?" Liu Haizhong asked.
"I bought it at the vegetable market, where did I buy it? Where else do you think I could buy it?" Silly Zhu asked impatiently.
"Which wet market? Dongdan Wet Market or Chaoyang Wet Market? When did you go to buy it? Which stall did you buy it from?" Yan Fugui asked a series of questions, "I'll tell you what I said to you, Silly Zhu.
Be responsible, these things are very simple and can be found out with just one check!"
Silly Zhu couldn't answer. His chicken was stolen from the factory canteen.
In the afternoon, Director Yang treated a guest and specially bought a chicken for Sha Zhu to stew. Sha Zhu cut off a lunch box of raw chicken from the chicken and brought it back.
His sister, He Yuyu, came home tonight. He specially reserved this chicken for her sister, and even Qin Huairu was reluctant to give it to her.
If the chicken comes in the wrong direction, the fool will naturally have a hard time explaining.
But the two uncles were so aggressive that Shazhu became stubborn and sneered: "I stole it! What's wrong! I stole this chicken, what's wrong?"
"Okay, you finally admitted it, right? You have to pay for it!" Yan Fugui said angrily.
"Your chicken? You call it and see if it agrees to give you back your chicken?" Silly Zhu said disdainfully, "You old Yan family are so stingy that they want to use their feather dusters to make soup and give you back your chicken? Don't be ridiculous.
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"You...shameless!" Yan Fugui's face turned red with anger.
"Go and invite the great master to hold a hospital-wide meeting!" Liu Haizhong waved his hand, "For this kind of stubborn bad element, let's call on the masses to fight him down together!"
"I agree! We have to let the whole hospital recognize Silhu's ugly face!" Yan Fugui immediately agreed.
"It's not necessary for his second and third uncles, right?" The eldest mother hurriedly persuaded, "Silly Zhu, please give in to the two uncles. Let's go back to the house and close the door to discuss slowly..."
"I have nothing to discuss with these two blind people!" Silly Zhu waved his hand.
"Hey, what are you talking about?" Yan Fugui stepped forward and was about to grab Shazhu's collar, but was stopped by Liu Haizhong.
"There's no need to talk nonsense with people like this, just go to the meeting and talk about it!" Liu Haizhong sneered.
Silly Zhu is a straight man, but Yan Fugui is fine with it. Liu Haizhong himself is a villain who flatters superiors and bullies subordinates, which makes Silly Zhu very contemptuous. His attitude towards him is not much better on weekdays. Whenever he speaks, he carries a gun.
It's ironic. Liu Haizhong has long been filled with hatred. If he had the opportunity to take revenge this time, he would certainly not let it go.
The eldest mother failed to mediate, and could only watch as the second uncle and the third uncle mobilized the whole hospital to hold a meeting.
Because this was the time for dinner, the meeting was scheduled to be held in the front yard at eight o'clock after the meal. Each household was required to send at least one representative to attend.
Mrs. Jia Zhang watched all this happening with cold eyes, smiled, turned around and went back to the house.
On the other side, Qin Huairu stopped the three Banggen brothers and sisters on the road. When he saw that all three of them had greasy mouths, oily spots on their bodies, and a smell of meat, she thought to herself that this was irrefutable evidence.
"Where's the knife?" Qin Huairu asked with a dark face.
The three brothers and sisters looked at each other. Xiao Huaihua took out a kitchen knife wrapped in newspaper from her clothes and handed it to Qin Huairu.
"Mom, this knife is very useful." Xiao Huaihua said.
"Really?" Qin Huairu sneered, "How many knives were used when killing the chicken?"
"With one stab, the head will come off." Sophora japonica said seriously.
"Sophora japonica!" Banggan didn't expect that his sister would be tricked out of words so quickly, so he couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead.
"Banggen, did you really steal the chicken?" Qin Huairu's face turned pale.
"I didn't steal it!" Banggeng lowered his head and shouted in a low voice, "That chicken ran away by itself, I picked it up."
Qin Huairu pointed at him angrily and wanted to give him a few slaps, but she couldn't bear to do it, and it was hard to do it on the street.
"I'll deal with you when I get back!" she said bitterly.
But in fact, she also knew that when she returned home and her grandma was protecting the child, she would be even more unable to deal with it.
"Follow me to the next door yard, wash your mouths and hands first, and then go back!"
These three children returned to the courtyard like this, and anyone with a heart could tell something was wrong at a glance.
Qin Huairu returned home after a busy day with her three children. As soon as she got home, Jia Zhang came to greet her and said with a joyful expression: "Huairu, it was not our stickman who stole the chicken, but Silly Zhu's, and he admitted it himself.
, there will be a hospital-wide meeting to deal with him later!"
Qin Huairu and the three children were stunned.
Qin Huairu said after a while: "Mom, even if you are a fool, why are you so happy?"
"Doesn't this prove our innocence!" Jia Zhang said.
"I think you are a little gloating." Qin Huairu snorted, "Mom, you can't be like this, Silly Zhu helps our family a lot..."
"Why does he need to help me? Do you need me to make it clear?" Jia Zhang sneered, "I use him to help me? I don't need his stutter?"
"If he really doesn't give it, you will scold him even more than now." Qin Huairu replied helplessly, changing the topic, "Don't be happy, let's think about how to get through tonight, this chicken is your eldest grandson
He stole it, he even admitted it just now!"
Jia Zhang was startled and looked at Banggeng, who lowered his head and said nothing.
"Banggen, is it really you?" Jia Zhang frowned, "That's not right. How could Silly Zhu admit that he stole the chicken?"
She glanced at Qin Huairu, suddenly understood, and sneered: "He is really infatuated."
"Mom, what are you talking nonsense about?" Qin Huairu stamped her feet, "What if Banggeng is found at the conference tonight, what will our family do?"
"What should I do? Who has evidence to prove that Bangge stole the chicken?" Jia Zhang snorted coldly, "Banggen, have you finished eating the chicken? No one noticed you, right?"
"Without grandma, no one knows." Bang Gang said.
"You and your sisters will stay at home to do your homework later, and you are not allowed to go out!" Jia Zhang ordered, "As long as we don't admit it, who can do anything to us?"
Banggeng grinned: "Grandma is right!"
"What's right? Are you still justified in stealing things?" Qin Huairu scolded.
"If you speak louder, everyone will hear you!" Mrs. Jia Zhang said angrily, "As long as you have the ability to make Banggeng full, will Banggeng steal the chicken? In the end, it's not your fault?"
"You..." Qin Huairu was speechless, "Well, I don't want to talk to you. You are totally unreasonable! Is the meal ready?"
"I didn't do it," Jia Zhang said confidently.
"You haven't boiled the water yet?" Qin Huairu turned her head and glanced, suddenly sighed, and without saying a word went to get the pot to boil water for cooking.
Mrs. Jia Zhang smiled and asked Banggeng: "My dear grandson, does the chicken taste good?"
"Well, it smells great, grandma!" Banggeng nodded vigorously.
Mrs. Jia Zhang secretly looked back and saw that the two little girls were not paying attention. She hurriedly took out a piece of bean root candy from her pocket and stuffed it into Banggeng's mouth.
"Don't let your sister see it, eat it quickly." She lowered her voice and said, "After eating meat, eat a piece of candy, it will be easier for digestion..."
It was after seven o'clock when Su Yi returned to the courtyard. The tables and chairs in the front yard had been set up. When he saw that there was a chicken missing in the chicken coop, he immediately understood what had happened.
The Thief of Saints stick stem is indeed worthy of its reputation.
Su Yi shook his head with a smile and went back to the house without any disturbance in his heart.
Regarding the matter of losing the chicken, he had already chosen the warriors to charge into the battle - the Yan Fugui family. He believed that the brave Yan family warriors would be able to defeat the evil and Huoxiang be upright.
He was too lazy to go into battle shirtless and argue with the widow's family over a chicken.
"I am originally from Wollongong, and I can discuss Yin and Yang as if I were holding the palm of my hand to protect the universe. The late emperor went to Nanyang to ask for three invitations, and joined forces with Eastern Wu to destroy..."
He was humming a tune to boil water for himself and make a cup of tea when he heard a knock on the door from the third man.
"Aid to Korea, you are so leisurely, and you even sang!" Yan Fugui looked at Su Yi speechless, "You didn't even look at the chicken when you came back?"
"Why are you looking at it?" Su Yi said with a smile, "I have no worries about you and the third aunt. Since I have left it to you, I don't need to worry about it anymore."
"The malice from Yan Fugui +41, the sadness from Yan Fugui +66..."
This sadness should be an emotion of guilt.
"Support the dynasty, the third uncle can't help you, you have failed to live up to your trust!" Yan Fugui sighed, "One of the chickens has been lost."
"Lost?" Su Yi was surprised, "Isn't it possible? Is there a thief in the courtyard?"
"House thief!" Yan Fugui shook his head and told the story again.
He insisted that it was Sha Zhu who stole the chicken, and finally said: "Don't worry about aiding Korea. At the meeting tonight, I will definitely let Sha Zhu pay for the chicken. I'm here to discuss with you how much the compensation should be."
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After a pause, Yan Fugui immediately emphasized: "Also, if you want to aid Korea, the compensation will be yours. It should be yours originally. I don't want any of it. The third uncle only has one small request, which is
Can you do that? Hehe, can you use this money to buy another chicken? Let’s continue what our two families agreed on yesterday?”
Looking at Yan Fugui, who was a bit stunned, Su Yixin said that you are not greedy at all.
Su Yi thought for a while and said: "Third uncle, first of all, the chicken was stolen accidentally. This time I found the person who stole the chicken. Even if I didn't find it, I consider myself unlucky. I can't blame you."
With the third aunt."
"Congratulations from Yan Fugui +99..."
Yan Fugui was so moved that he took Su Yi's hand, shook it twice and said excitedly: "Yuanchao, you are a sensible person. With your words, the third uncle's heart will feel warm!"
Su Yi chuckled and continued: "Let me continue, third uncle, now that I have found the person, I will not be involved in the compensation. I will not get my hands on the money. No matter how much the compensation is, third uncle, you will keep it."
Go buy chickens. If you have enough money, we will buy one more. If we don’t have enough, I will make up for it. Anyway, we are raising them. It won’t be troublesome to raise one or two more.”
Anyway, by then, as long as we say we are not the chickens of the same family, it will not be enough to qualify as capitalism.
"Congratulations from Yan Fugui +99..."
"This is a great idea, great!" Yan Fugui grinned from ear to ear, "Aid you aid Korea, are you turning a bad thing into a good thing, or are you thinking too fast?"
"But there's one thing. Third uncle, if you lose this chicken, just say it's yours, don't say it's mine." Su Yi continued, "Just say, you bought it from me specially last night. You spent a lot of money on it."
Three yuan. If I tell Damao, he won't blame me."
Yan Fugui was stunned for a moment, then suddenly said: "I understand, I understand, you are new here, so you don't want to have any grudges with the neighbors because of a chicken, right?"
Su Yi gave a thumbs up: "Uncle, you are a sensible person! Brother Zhuzhu gave me a big bookshelf last night. Do I have the nerve to ask him for money? If he really stole the chicken, and if I said the chicken was mine, then what would happen to this matter?
I can only let it go, I can't ask him for money."
"Then just insist that this chicken is mine!" Yan Fugui realized the seriousness of the matter and said solemnly.
"But Brother Zhuzi stole the chicken...why do I think it shouldn't be him..." Su Yi said again.