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1574,farce

Amidst the commotion, Liu Hai walked out of the central courtyard with his hands behind his back and a stern look on his face.

"Make way, make way! Get out of the way!" Liu Guangfu shouted to clear the way for his father, looking arrogant.

This kid was not an honest kid to begin with. After dropping out of school, he wandered around on the street every day. Now he has become a sensible young man and has completely forgotten his past.

In the entire compound, he is now only afraid of two and a half people——

Su Yi and Sha Zhu count as two, and his father Liu Haizhong counts as half.

According to the long-standing practice, when the whole hospital meeting is held, the neighbors gather in a circle and the three uncles sit in the middle. But today, after Liu Guangfu gave Liu Haizhong the main seat, he moved a stool himself and sat in the middle.

.

This scene caused an uproar at the scene.

"Liu Guangfu, have you lost your mind and gone crazy?" Silly Zhu was the most straightforward and not afraid of trouble. He glared and shouted, "Is this where you are sitting? Come down quickly, don't be naked.

It's embarrassing to grind your butt and spin around in circles!"

The neighbors burst into laughter.

"Silly Zhu, you are so crazy, don't force me to take care of you!" Liu Guangfu shouted with a stick on his neck, "Now times have changed, and with my status, I have to sit here!"

"What the hell do you have? You have a feather duster stuck in your skin and you are pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?" Silly Zhu cursed.

Everyone laughed again.

"I am the captain, what do you think I am?" Liu Guangfu shouted.

"Oh, I'm scared to death. Does the country pay wages to the captain of your team? If it doesn't pay wages, who is the leader of your team?" Silly Zhu sneered.

"I do my work without asking for anything in return. I am selfless and honorable!" Liu Guangfu said angrily, "What qualifications do you, a stinking street sweeper, have to criticize me?"

"If I don't slap you today..." Silly Zhu stood up while rolling up his sleeves, which scared Liu Guangfu and hid quickly.

"What are you doing! Silly Zhu, be honest and don't force me to deal with you!" Liu Haizhong glared and spoke.

"You? Take care of me?" Silly Zhu was not afraid of him at all, "Second uncle, let's not brag. You can scare others, but you can take care of me? Then you are Uncle Wang who met Uncle Yu, you are just a little bit behind!"

The neighbors couldn't stop laughing.

In the past, Yi Zhonghai would have stopped Si Zhu from messing around at this time, but today he and Yan Fugui looked at the scene with smiles and did not stop him.

Silly Zhu was a bit crazy, and the more people cheered him up, the prouder he became. When Liu Haizhong pointed at him with anger and his hands trembled, he exaggeratedly said, "Hey, why are you so angry? That's right! That's right!"

I’ll make you so angry! I’ll make you act like a monster all day long!”

"Silly Zhu, you've almost got it!" Liu Guangtian in the crowd couldn't stand it anymore, "No matter what, you contradict an old man in front of so many people, is this appropriate?"

Silly Zhu glanced at him and said with a smile: "Now that you are following the aid of Korea, you are much more pleasing to the eyes than before. Okay, I'll give you face, I won't say anything!"

He smiled and sat down, and he really didn't say anything.

"Liu Guangtian, your brother is already sitting on it, why don't you go?" someone asked with a smile.

Liu Guangtian had a dark face and said nothing.

Liu Haizhong said: "Okay, I asked Guangfu to come up. There is a reason for this. I will reveal the answer to you later. Let's have a meeting now! Ahem!"

As he coughed twice, everyone gradually became quiet.

"Well, recently, we..."

Liu Haizhong made a fuss about the general environment and background, saying that the hospital should also keep pace with the times, how to do it.

Suddenly the conversation changed: "But Comrade Yi Zhonghai in our hospital, as a member of the working class, his consciousness is too low! I think he can no longer keep up with the trend of the times, and he cannot lead our hospital. This...

…”

Liu Haizhong's words made everyone realize what was about to happen. No one spoke for a while, and the courtyard was silent except for Liu Haizhong's voice echoing.

After Liu Haizhong finished speaking, Yi Zhonghai laughed, stood up and said loudly: "Okay, no need to say more! I am a low-educated person, and I don't have enough awareness. I think I don't have the ability now, and I don't have the qualifications to continue.

When I become a great master, I will take the initiative to abdicate my throne and make way for the next person! From now on, I will be an ordinary neighbor in the courtyard. If you have any big or small matters in the courtyard, you don’t need to discuss it with me in the future. I will just listen to you."

After saying that, he turned around and walked into the crowd without looking back, and sat down next to the aunt.

Amid the uproar, Liu Haizhong was in high spirits and looked happy: "Okay! Everyone has heard it. Comrade Yi Zhonghai still knows himself. He knows that he cannot lead the whole hospital to a bright future, so he took the initiative to abdicate. This is good.

Well, the most important thing for a person is to know himself clearly. As the saying goes, a country cannot live without a king for a day, and a court cannot live without a master for a day."

"Oh, I asked you to say these words. Second uncle, please don't drag me. In the words of Yuan Korea, dogs will shake their heads after hearing your words." Silly Zhu interjected again.

Everyone burst into laughter, and some even laughed so hard that they laughed.

Su Yi smiled and said nothing, watching the farce with cold eyes.

Liu Haizhong made a big face, glared at Si Zhu fiercely, coughed a few times to suppress his laughter, and then said: "Everyone, please be serious! Let's get down to business. This is a very serious question for Zheng Zhi. Hehehahahaha

How decent is that? Well, after all, the courtyard has to elect a senior official, and now there are two candidates: myself and Comrade Yan Fugui. Lao Yan, do you want to run for this senior official?"

Liu Haizhong looked at Yan Fugui.

According to what he and Yan Fugui had discussed before, Yan Fugui would definitely not argue with him, so it would be logical for him to become the first master.

He was actually a little nervous, fearing that Yan Fugui and Su Yi would join forces to cause trouble and take away the position of the first master.

Fortunately, what he was worried about did not happen. Yan Fugui waved his hand and said: "I have little talent and little knowledge, and my moral character is not enough. I am not qualified to be such an uncle. You can do it."

Liu Haizhong looked happy again: "Okay, the third uncle said that he will not be the first uncle, so the position of this uncle can only be taken by me. Now I am the deputy captain of the inspection team of the steel rolling mill, and I am also a leading cadre.

…”

"Second uncle, do you have the nerve to say that you are a leading cadre in front of the Aid Korea?" Silly Zhu sneered again, "If I remember correctly, you are still a worker now, and you are also getting workers' wages, right? You are a temporary appointee in the factory.

That’s all, the people who are aiding Korea are real leaders!”

"Silly Zhu, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!" Liu Haizhong was so angry that his face turned pale, "Now it's time to choose a senior official, and it's not about comparing one official to another! If you disrupt the order of the venue again, I will

I have to cure you! Don’t force me!”

"Why are you still in a hurry? Oh? Come on, I won't speak anymore. You keep talking, keep talking!" Silly Zhu said with a smile.

Liu Haizhong was so angry that he had no intention of laying the groundwork anymore. He looked around and said angrily: "Anyway, now I am the eldest son of our courtyard! Comrade Yan Fugui also mentioned it, he is our elder brother.

The second uncle of the courtyard. As a result, our courtyard is still short of a third uncle! Because of the current environment..."

After a few words, he added: "So we must also respond to the call, lead by example, and give more opportunities to young people. I do not shy away from relatives when promoting talents. I think Comrade Liu Guangfu should be the third uncle of our courtyard!"

The whole hospital was buzzing loudly, and everyone's face was filled with absurdity.

"Quiet! Quiet!" Liu Guangfu slapped the table and shouted, "I am the captain of our group of reasonable young people. If anyone says that I am not qualified, stand up! I will personally take people to your house and ask why! I will

I want to ask you what is your mentality that prevents me from making progress?"

Everyone became quiet, no one dared to speak out if they were angry.

Liu Haizhong had a look on his face and said: "Although Guangfu is my son, he does not represent our old Liu family. Everyone should think carefully before speaking. Now I ask again, Liu Guangfu has been promoted to the third son of our courtyard.

Sir, if anyone has an opinion, raise your hand!"

He looked around, and when his eyes fell on Su Yi, he looked a little solemn, but Su Yi just smiled and chatted with the neighbors without even looking at him.

He felt relieved. What he was most worried about was Su Yi's objection, but today Su Yi was very "honest". He felt that he had suppressed Su Yi, and he couldn't help feeling a little proud.

One hand was raised high, which stood out in the silence of the entire audience.

Liu Haizhong said in disgust: "Silly Zhu, why is it you again? You have to make trouble, right?"

"Hey, how can this be said to be causing trouble? Second uncle, you are being unreasonable. How can I be considered making trouble if I raise my hand?" Silly Zhu asked.

"Okay, okay, you didn't cause trouble!" Liu Haizhong sneered, "Then let me ask you, why do you object?"

"I don't object, who said I will object?" Silly Zhu said, "Liu Guangfu becomes the third uncle in the courtyard. I support it with both hands. Really, this is a great fit!"

Liu Haizhong frowned and looked at him, wondering what he was trying to do.

"Then why are you raising your hand?" he asked.

"There's just something I haven't figured out." Silly Zhu looked confused, "Second Master—no, I have to call you First Master now!"

The bangs straightened up subconsciously.

"First uncle, this Liu Guangfu will be the third uncle from now on." Silly Zhu said, "You are two uncles, but you are both uncles... How do we talk about this life? From now on, will you be a father and son, or will you be brothers? This is a bit

This is so messy..."

The audience burst into laughter, and Liu Haizhong was shaking with anger.

Silly Zhu smiled proudly and said loudly: "I'm kindly giving you an idea. If you do this, the door will be closed in your own home from now on. The father is the father and the son is the son. It's still the same as before. But what if

When you leave the house, Guangfu will call you eldest brother, and you will call Guangfu third brother, and there will be no chaos..."

"Hahaha……"

All the neighbors in the courtyard laughed like crazy. Silly Zhu was so embarrassed.

"Silly Zhu, what the hell!" Liu Guangfu was furious.

"Sun thief, I've been putting up with you for a long time, why don't you scold me again!" Silly Zhu stepped forward and grabbed Liu Guangfu's collar without saying a word. The latter's face turned red, but he didn't dare to say another word.

Others, both senior and junior, were afraid of this silly young man coming here, but Si Zhu was not afraid, and he had no reason to do anything to Si Zhu, so he was really afraid of Si Zhu.

"Let go! Let me go!" Liu Haizhong stepped forward and pushed the two of them apart, his face flushed red, and he banged the table, finally making the scene quieter.

"The uncle in the courtyard is just a title, not a seniority! Just like director or section chief, it's just a title! Silly Zhu, don't mess around, don't think I can't do anything to you! I won't follow you now

Don't worry about it, let's ride on the donkey and read the songbook, we'll see!" Liu Haizhong also got angry, pointed at Silly Zhu and yelled fiercely.

"Oh, you scared me to death. Please come and take care of me. My skin is itchy and uncomfortable." Silly Zhu said.

"Okay, Silly Zhu, please stop saying a few words and finish the meeting quickly. It's already getting late." Yan Fugui said, holding back a smile.

Silly Zhu glanced at him and was slightly silent: "Okay, the second brother has spoken, I have to listen to it."

After Ran Qiuye cleaned up, everyone in the school felt as if they had seen the god of plague when they saw her. Only Yan Fugui did whatever he wanted to do, and interacted with Ran Qiuye as usual, calling Teacher Xiaoran one by one. After Shazhu knew this, he

Yan Fugui became more respected.

"Fuck you!" Yan Fugui was startled and cursed without laughing or crying.

Everyone burst into laughter again, and the Liu family father and son glared at Si Zhu with resentment. Today, they were completely embarrassed by Si Zhu.

On the other side, Su Yi couldn't help but laugh. Silly Zhu was such a thug, he was so angry that he didn't pay for his life.

"Old Liu, do you think there is anything else going on? If nothing happens, let's leave." Yan Fugui asked Liu Haizhong.

Liu Haizhong glared at Silly Zhu fiercely, coughed hard, and said loudly: "There is one last thing for today, and that is..."

Everyone's expressions changed, and the original cheerful atmosphere disappeared in an instant.

This is right...

Liu Haizhong was very satisfied with the atmosphere and clapped his hands proudly: "Bring people up!"

While talking, the two people escorted Lou Xiao'e, who was tied up with five flowers, from the central courtyard and walked out from the hanging flower gate.

There were tears in Lou Xiao'e's eyes, her face turned red, and she struggled fiercely, but how could she outsmart two burly men?

Both of these people are subordinates of the Liu Haizhong Inspection Team.

Liu Haizhong looked around proudly, everyone avoided his eyes, and he pointed at Lou Xiao'e.

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Guangfu also jumped out and spat on Lou Xiao'e first. He put one hand on his hips and pointed at Lou Xiao'e with the other and began to curse loudly.

This set of curse words is very smooth, and he obviously uses it often.

Lou Xiao'e's face was full of humiliation, and her eyes were searching the crowd in panic. Finally, when she met Su Yi's eyes, she looked pleading.

Su Yi stood up and nodded to her, and Lou Xiao'e burst into tears.

Liu Guangfu, who was cursing vigorously with his back to Su Yi, didn't notice, but when Liu Haizhong saw Su Yi walking out of the crowd, his expression suddenly changed.

"Su Yuanchao, what do you want to do?" he asked.

Liu Guangfu's scolding stopped suddenly. Seeing Su Yi walking towards him, he was so frightened that he ran away like a rabbit and hid in the crowd.

But Su Yili ignored him and walked straight to Lou Xiao'e.

The two inspection team members looked at Su Yi nervously.

"Get out!" Su Yi said flatly.

The two of them lowered their heads, not daring to say a word, and let go of Lou Xiao'e.


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