Of course, killing an immortal is not a simple matter. Just reducing its Heavenly Favorite value is enough for everyone to rack their brains.
It was the first time for everyone to do this and they had little experience. Therefore, although the charterer was very unhappy with the charterer, she still chose to work together.
The first step, of course, is to determine the target. Baozu generally thinks that the immortal in this world is most likely the mysterious old beggar, but Baozu's wife thinks it is Ah Xing.
"Why do you think so?" asked the charterer.
"Intuition." The charterer said matter-of-factly, "My intuition tells me that Ah Xing is an immortal."
"We haven't even had time to see him, it's just a guess. Don't be so sure, right?" The charterer was speechless.
"If it's really the old beggar, wouldn't it be better to just follow the plot? Why do we have to do it in a timeline after the plot?" the charterer said, "If you believe me, let's continue talking. If you don't believe me, there is no need to join forces."
"Believe it, of course I believe it!" The charterer hurriedly smiled, "Crazy sister, you are so successful, your intuition must be very accurate, I believe you!"
"Flatterer." The charterer sneered, "No wonder you're called the Pendant Rabbit. You're such a good flatterer that even a man would want to show you off."
"Actually, women can do it too." The landlord smiled and raised his eyebrows.
The charterer looked at her expressionlessly: "I take this seriously."
The charterer was startled. Thinking of the performance of the person opposite him in a certain movie, he suddenly smiled unnaturally: "Crazy sister, I look so honorable... you also have an appetite? And I am a man now."
"With your face covered, everyone is Lin Daiyu." The charterer said quietly, "As for the extra one, I'll pretend I didn't see it."
"Stop making trouble, crazy lady!" The charterer couldn't help but laugh, "I'm not a prostitute."
"If I don't pay you, it won't count as a sale?" said the charterer.
"Are you really not joking?" The charterer frowned and his expression became serious.
"Of course I'm joking!" The charterer suddenly laughed, "You are so serious, don't you really want me to have fun?"
The charterer was dumbfounded, and then he laughed twice: "Of course not! My crazy sister who likes men!"
"Call me wife, don't sound like a madman, why are you so unprofessional?" the charterer suddenly shouted with a straight face.
This crooked charterer almost got out of his way, and he cursed in his heart, thinking that this bitch is indeed a lunatic, and he will fall out whenever he wants.
"Honey, what should we do next?"
"We only have three months, so of course we have to solve it quickly." The charterer narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "We and Ah Xing are acquaintances after all, right? If we ask him for something, he won't ignore it. Bar?"
"Asking him to do something?" The charterer didn't follow her train of thought, "What are you begging him for?"
"If you want to cooperate with me, you must learn to talk less and do more!" The charterer gave her a cold look, "As long as you are obedient and don't dare to say anything else, at least you won't end up at the bottom."
"Okay, I listen to you, wife!" the charterer immediately said with a smile.
After the two reached a consensus, they planned to go out together, and they happened to meet Buck-toothed Jane coming to visit.
The three of them looked at each other and basically understood each other's identities. The landlord and the landlord had a strange look in their eyes at the same time.
"Do you want to work together?" Buck Yazhen said calmly.
"Don't look at me, I listen to my wife in everything." The charterer suddenly got into trouble, smiled obscenely and spread his hands.
The charterer looked up and down at Buck Yazhen, half-smiling but not smiling: "You are dressed so coquettishly, how can you do it without us? Haha, hahaha!"
She laughed and left with her hands behind her back. The charterer made a helpless expression on Buck Yazhen and hurriedly followed her.
Buck Yazhen expressionlessly looked at the cheongsam she was wearing, which was splitting almost to the base of her legs, and resisted the urge to turn back and fight with them.
She turned around silently, looked at the two people who were going downstairs, and murmured in a voice that only she could hear: "The madwoman and the pendant rabbit... where are the other two?"
In order to avoid being seen through by immortals, the disguises of the five actors were all done by the company. It is impossible to tell who is the actor based on their aura and cultivation.
Buck Yazhen patrolled around, trying to find traces of the other two. Of course, the priority was the characters who promoted the plot in the original plot, such as Jiang Bao.
Her eyes fell on the barber shop on the first floor diagonally opposite, but she found no one there at all, and her heart suddenly moved.
Everyone has just traveled in time. At this time, anyone who behaves strangely, no matter how reasonable the explanation is, is the most suspicious. Jiang Bao is not in the store, which means...
Buck Yazhen's brainstorming came to an abrupt end before he could continue because he saw Jiang explode.
It is true that Jiangbao is not in the store, but he is taking a shower.
He stripped himself naked and squatted under the faucet in the middle of the courtyard with his big butt stuck out, brushing his teeth and taking a shower.
Neighbors came and went in the yard, including men, women, old and young, but everyone was not surprised by this and went their own way. Apparently this scene happened often.
Buck-toothed Zhen's face twitched slightly, and she immediately ruled out the possibility that Jiang Bao was an actor.
Actors are not so shameless.
When the landlord and the landlord walked to the first floor, Su Yi just finished taking a shower and stood up. He turned around and looked at the two of them with an old-fashioned flashlight, showing eight white teeth: "Huh? Charter
Mom, charterer, will you come to take a shower too?"
Their eyes fell on the middle, and then moved up, staring into Jiang Bao's eyes - what they saw was a pair of clear and stupid eyes.
Su Yi calmly lifted up his trousers and pushed out the crotch that was tucked into the slit at the back. This action made the lips of the two women in front of him twitch, and then they turned their heads and left.
"Jianbao, shave your head!" someone shouted from the other side.
"Coming!" Su Yi's voice of agreement contained joy, and he hurriedly ran over.
"If I'm right, we are the only three actors in the Pig Cage Walled City." The charterer walked out of the gate of the walled city and said, "Buck Yazhen is Brother Pao, and there are also Tutu and Brother Shit who don't know their identities."
"Ignore them, we do our thing!"
Not long after the landlord and his wife left, Buck Yazhen also went out with a small bag. Before leaving, her eyes inadvertently fell on Jiang Bao's barber shop, and she happened to see a freshly baked hair under Su Yi's razor.
The bald head reflects the oily luster.
She withdrew her gaze and walked towards the phone booth in the distance.
"After shaving, thank you for the 50 cents!" Su Yi said to the middle-aged man in front of him with a big smile on his face.
On the afternoon of that day, a mass poisoning incident occurred among children in Ah Xing's candy store. More than 20 children were foaming at the mouth and unconscious after eating Ah Xing's candies. The police came and sealed the store and took away Fatty Cong and his body.
A mute girl pregnant with Liujia.
Not long after, a long article was published in the evening newspaper that day, titled "The little boy turned into a candy shop owner, how can the children's candy be poisonous?"
This article recounts a lot of Ah Xing's "glorious history", such as petty theft, bullying the poor people of Pig Cage City, joining the Ax Gang and then betraying the gang as a second-class boy, unknown sources of funds for opening a store, and shoddy candies.
, the sanitary environment in the store is dirty, etc.
This article was so powerful that it caused an uproar among the citizens. Some indignant people incited some citizens to break into the candy store. At this time, Ah Xing was still meditating on the beach and did not come back. The mute girl and Fatty Cong were arrested and taken to the police station.
There was no one in the store.
They found that the shop's operation room was full of rice fields and had a foul smell. It was hard to imagine that the delicious candies in the children's mouths were made in such a harsh environment. The angry citizens burned down the candy shop.
The reporters who came after hearing the news happened to take pictures of the store bursting into flames.
When the sun was submerged and the moon was rising, Ah Xing, who was sitting on a rock like a sculpture on the seashore, stood up, exhaled a long breath of sword, and then jumped up. Suddenly, his whole figure was like a swallow in the forest.
Like blending into the dark night.
A moment later, Ah Xing stood in a daze at the door of his burned down shop, his eyes widened.
"Afang! No! Afang! Congzai!" His eyes were about to burst, and he rushed forward like crazy and flipped over the half-collapsed roof.
boom!
When smoke and dust were everywhere, a faint voice came from behind and stopped his movements: "Stop looking, your wife and Congzi are fine."
Ah Xing suddenly turned around and looked back at the person who spoke.
Bald head, hurdle vest, flip-flops.
"Abo, are you serious?" Ah Xing's voice was trembling.
The man in front of him used to be his enemy - Huo Yun Xie Shen, known as the ultimate murderer. However, after the battle between the two a year ago, Huo Yun Xie Shen changed his ways and set up a stall opposite his shop, specializing in selling his handicrafts.
Naked shoe inserts.
"You are so smart, can I deceive you?" Fire Cloud Evil God spread his hands, "But you'd better take a look at this first. Have you offended anyone?"
He handed a newspaper to Ah Xing.
Ah Xing looked at him faintly: "Uncle, you know I can't read."
Huo Yun Evil God was startled, and said with a "cut" sound: "Is it very glorious? It's so reasonable to say it!"
He put away the newspaper, recounted what happened during the day, and finally said with Ah Xing's gloomy expression: "Of course I know exactly what kind of characters you three are, so someone must be trying to trick you, Ah Xing, and some people don't want to
You're better off, think about it, who hates you so much and wants to punish you in such a vicious way?"
Axing shook his head: "I don't remember. I have been kind and naive since I was a child. If I step on an ant to death, I will cry all day long. How can I offend others?"
"Very good, it seems that you are so thick-skinned that you have already ignored why I came here to pick up insoles." Fire Cloud Evil God said quietly.
"You're kidding!" Ah Xing suddenly chuckled, "It doesn't matter, the important thing is to hear that Ah Fang and Cong Zai are fine. Reputation is like a cloud to me, and I don't care at all. In fact, I didn't want Ah Fang to have to work so hard.
Opening a candy store, those little guys were so noisy that even I was so noisy that my head exploded, let alone Ah Fang? I thought about it, I will go to the police station to pick up Ah Fang, and then take her to the countryside with me
!If Congzi is willing to go with me, he is one of them."
"You really don't care about fame and fortune." Fire Cloud Evil God was stunned for a while, "But before you leave, can you teach me about the Tathagata God?"
Axing reached out and touched the forehead of Fire Cloud Evil God: "Huh? I don't have a fever."
Snapped!
Fire Cloud Evil God knocked off his hand: "Don't make trouble!"
"It's not like I haven't taught you the Tathagata Palm, but what can I do if you just can't learn it?" Axing looked at him with strange eyes, "Didn't you conclude long ago that the Tathagata Palm is not a martial art at all?
What? You still suspect that I am lying to you?"
Huoyunxieshen said: "I have never been able to learn such powerful martial arts in this life, and I have always been unwilling to do so. Anyway, you are going to live in seclusion, so why not teach me one more time before you leave."
"Okay." Ah Xing said nonchalantly, "When I pick up my wife and Ah Cong, we'll meet at the grassy beach outside the city."
"It's a deal!" Fire Cloud Evil God was refreshed.
Axing looked at Huoyun Evil God thoughtfully: "I always feel like you are acting weird today."
"Isn't it so good-looking?" Fire Cloud Evil God smoothed the sparse hair on his head and asked calmly, "Today there was a grandma who complimented me on my handsomeness. I think she is very discerning."
"Wow, you even believe such outrageous words, do you still have any humanity?" Ah Xing looked at him in disbelief.
"Why don't you believe it's free?" Fire Cloud Evil God asked.
The two of them suddenly laughed loudly.
"Hurry up and pick up A Fang." Fire Cloud Evil God waved his hand, "Although she is fine, after all, it is not good to be worried because of her big belly."
Before he finished speaking, a gust of wind blew past, and Ah Xing turned into an afterimage and disappeared into the distance.
Fire Cloud Evil God looked at his back with a smile, then turned around and walked back slowly.
It wasn't until he reached a deserted place that his expression changed drastically, and he took a long breath and murmured: "Made, you scared me to death..."
How easy is it for a god to fish someone out of the police station?
It's so easy that you can take people out without alerting anyone, and then fly away.
Ah Xing originally planned to do this, but when he arrived at the police station, he realized that he was late because someone had already invited Ah Fang out.
At this moment, the man who fished out A Fang was standing in the lobby of the police station with a red face and a thick neck, roaring at the chief. Behind him, a group of gang boys wearing black suits with axes on their waists, and three men covered in blood were lying on the ground.
Bloody police.
Fatty Cong and the mute girl stood aside blankly, looking at this scene with pity on their faces.
"Did I tell you! Did I tell you that Axing Candy Store is protected by our Ax Gang? Did I?" The bespectacled gang leader yelled angrily at the trembling police chief in front of him.
He was originally the master of the Ax Gang, but in the big accident a year ago, the gang leader and the second leader died tragically, and the "great foundation" of the Ax Gang fell on him. With his skillful means and brains, he successfully stabilized the gang.
Staying in position, the Ax Gang is now operating with more power than before.
"Chief Tian, the people below don't understand..."
"Haha!" Gang Leader Tian spit a thick mouthful of phlegm into the director's face, "I think you are ignorant! You, the director, have really done your best!"