0417, making friends with farts, Bai Chuan is blind
At half past five, Su Yi called Qiu Yingying and asked them to go downstairs together.
We went to have dinner together. Su Yi had a car, so he naturally played the role of driver.
The three girls shouted, "Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come", but in fact Fan Shengmei has not yet decided which clothes to wear to match her only genuine LV bag.
After Qiu Yingying left, she felt that she had worn this outfit for several days and it was time to change.
The three of them were so busy that they didn't dare to keep Su Yi waiting, so they hurried out the door.
Finally, when we got to the elevator, Fan Shengmei felt that her outfit was awkward, so she asked the two girls: "Does that light yellow dress look better?"
Qiu Yingying also pulled the corner of her skirt awkwardly, and said with a grimace: "No, I feel so awkward wearing this, I'd better change to my original style!"
She wore a miniskirt today and showed off her beautiful legs, but she looked awkward and felt uncomfortable all over.
"Isn't it?" Guan Ju'er slapped his forehead speechlessly, "It's almost time to set off, why are you still confused? Besides, it's too late now..."
"There's still time, there's still time, I'm going to change now!" Fan Shengmei pointed at the two girls while retreating into the room, "You go down first and delay it for me in the garage for a while. I'll be quick, five minutes at most!"
"Sister Fan..." Guan Ju'er was about to call Fan Shengmei, but unexpectedly Qiu Yingying ran away too.
"Sister Fan and I will go to Guan Guan. I also need five minutes. You go down first and help us drag it."
"Hey, how can I delay it!" Guan Ju'er was anxious.
She didn't want to face Su Yi in the first place, let alone face him alone now.
But the two roommates had already ran back home and slammed the door.
Guan Juer stood blankly for a long time, until the elevator door opened, she scratched her hair in distress and walked into the elevator.
My mind was busy thinking about what to do when we meet later, but the elevator stopped after only going down one floor.
"No way……"
Guan Ju'er's eyes widened in horror, and he yelled in his heart, "No, never!"...
But fate is so helpless sometimes, always bringing you harm exactly when you least expect it.
Who is the person standing at the elevator door if not Su Yi?
Guan Ju'er's whole body was in bad condition.
Her mind was buzzing, she was dumbfounded, and she stammered: "Bai, Mr. Bai." There was no more words.
She felt that her face was burning so badly that it must have turned red.
She wished she could escape now, as far away as possible.
Su Yi was also a little surprised when he saw Guan Ju'er, especially since the girl's face was as red as a monkey's butt, which made him almost want to laugh.
But he still couldn't smile because he was afraid that if he smiled, the little girl would become even more shy.
"Hey, why are you the only one, Xiaoguan?" Su Yi walked in pretending to be nonchalant, "Where are Qiu Yingying, Xiaofan and the others?"
"She, they are getting dressed." Guan Juer's heart almost jumped into his throat when he heard himself saying this.
wear clothes?
Su Yi was startled, were these two naked before?
I think it must be Guan Ju'er's speech problem. Poor baby, is he so embarrassed?
Su Yi held back his laughter and deliberately pressed the elevator with his back to Guan Ju'er. He didn't look at her and continued to speak: "Then let's go to the garage and wait for them. I heard that your family, Xiaoguan, is from Wugong City?"
"Yes, yes." Guan Ju'er whispered.
"It's very close to the devil," Su Yi said with a smile, "If it's not too troublesome, you can go home and live there every weekend."
"Yes, yes." Guan Ju'er said.
"It's not easy for a little girl like you to work in a Fortune 500 company, isn't it hard work?" Su Yi asked.
"Yeah, yeah." Guan Ju'er said.
I can’t carry it...
Su Yi made a last-ditch effort: "Xiaoguan, can you tell me about Qiu Yingying? Anything is fine."
"Okay, okay." Guan Ju'er said, and then nothing more happened.
"..."
Su Yi fell silent.
I fell into unspeakable embarrassment in the elevator.
Sudden--
Er...
A fart sound broke the silence.
Guan Ju'er woke up from the immersive embarrassment and looked at Su Yi with wide eyes.
The fart just now was made by Su Yi.
Su Yi looked back at Guan Ju'er.
"Beng bang bang bang..."
Exhaust gas is continuously discharged.
Guan Ju'er's mouth opened like an O.
"It's really embarrassing..." Su Yi was a little embarrassed and coughed slightly, "The first one was intentional, let's count it out, and the next one... It's true that I didn't clamp it, so it's a free gift.
How about it?"
"Pfft..." Guan Ju'er burst out laughing and hurriedly covered his mouth.
"Kukukuku..." Her smile turned into a little train.
Su Yi couldn't help but cover his nose. Why did this smell like mutton soup?
Seeing Guan Ju'er laughing non-stop, Su Yi couldn't help but joked: "Don't take a big gulp, leave some for me."
"Kukukuku..."
The train has entered the tunnel.
Ding.
The elevator stopped at the sixth floor, and an old man walked in with his hands behind his back.
As soon as he arrived at the elevator door, the uncle was shocked and his eyes widened: "Oh! What does this smell like?"
"Someone just ate durian and we kicked him out." Su Yi said without changing his expression.
"Kukuku..." Guan Ju'er laughed heartily.
"Durian?" The uncle sniffed hard as he walked in, "Isn't this durian very fresh?"
"Kukukuku..."
The uncle looked back at Guan Ju'er strangely.
"What is this kid laughing about?"
"Ignore her," Su Yi said with a smile, "She got a bonus today, I'm happy."
"Kukuku..."
"Then we can't be happy like this!" The uncle was also happy, and laughter is contagious.
"How can you take durian into the elevator? How smelly it is?" The uncle sniffed hard again and complained.
"Isn't that right?" Su Yi said, "You are too incompetent, so you asked me to kick him out."
"You're right!" The uncle nodded supportively, sucked hard again, tasted the product, and pointed at Su Yi: "Hey, believe it or not, this durian is definitely the golden pillow of Siam!"
Su Yi's eyes widened: "Can you smell this?"
"Tch, are you kidding me?" The uncle was both proud and disdainful. "When I was young, I ran a boat in Southeast Asia. I am familiar with this taste!"
Su Yi shook his head and looked at the uncle with pity: "Uncle, you have suffered a lot in your life."
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Guan Ju'er turned around and smashed the elevator. His body was trembling and he could no longer make a sound.
"Hey, little girl, you don't dare to do this!" the uncle said hurriedly, "You don't dare to joke in this elevator. The elevator next to it had an accident during the day and is still under repair."
While talking, the first floor arrived, and Guan Juer also squatted on the ground and started "kukuku" again.
"Uncle, please walk slowly." Seeing that the uncle wanted to speak, Su Yi said hurriedly.
The uncle glanced at him, pointed at Su Yi and said: "Do you know Chun Fu Shi? It is also a variety of durian. The taste is similar to this, but there are still subtle differences. Most people can't smell it, just me!"
"(???)"
After the uncle left, the elevator continued to go down.
Su Yi sniffed, and there was no smell in the elevator.
He let out a long sigh and said: "I didn't mess with you at all, I just sucked it all away..."
"Kukukuku..."
In the end, Su Yi almost helped Guan Juer into the car.
The child laughed so hard that his nose burst into tears and his stomach hurt so much that he couldn't stand up straight.
The car didn't slow down for a while.
When Fan Shengmei and Qiu Yingying came down, she was still blushing and looking exhausted.
The two girls got in the car and after greeting Su Yi, they both looked at Guan Ju'er strangely.
"What's wrong with you Guan Guan?"
"Kukuku..."
Okay, it’s starting again.
Su Yi couldn't help but smile and start the car.
No matter how the two girls asked Guan Ju'er along the way, Guan Ju'er just laughed, shook his head, and didn't speak at all.
"Yes, this kid is stupid." Fan Shengmei concluded in a dumbfounded voice.
"Hahahaha..." Influenced by Guan Ju'er, Qiu Yingying couldn't stop laughing.
"Guan Guan... Hahaha, I don't know why I'm laughing, but I just want to laugh, hahaha..." Qiu Yingying laughed hard.
"Kukukuku..." Guan Ju'er started again.
"Kekeke..." Fan Shengmei couldn't help it anymore, "No, can you two do it? What's so funny? Kekeke..."
So amidst laughter, the car drove straight into an ancient neighborhood hidden in the jungle and intertwined with pavilions.
This block of small Western-style buildings with sycamore trees, covered with golden sunset, exudes Shanghai-style style unique to Shanghai, and the charm of a century-old foreign market is fully blooming here. Even the laughter of the three women is a bit muted, as if they don’t want to disturb the tranquility here.
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The venue for Tan Zongming’s treat was a restaurant called Rongfu Yan. This is a high-end private chef restaurant well-known at home and abroad. It is adjacent to Zhou Mansion and Mei Lanfang’s former residence. The restaurant specializes in classic Taizhou cuisine and Cantonese cuisine.
The environment and food are both top-notch.
At this time, Tan Zongming and Wang Baichuan were standing at the gate of the Rongfu Banquet, waiting for the arrival of Su Yi and the others.
Andy and Qu Xiaoxiao had already arrived, and they were talking inside. Tan Zongming did not let the two ladies come out.
"Mr. Tan, I really don't know how to thank you. Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity!" Wang Baichuan said with gratitude on his face.
Tan Zongming said lightly: "Making friends means exchanging sincerity for sincerity. I am sincere to you today, just hoping that you will repay me with sincerity. Bai Chuan, you don't have to thank me. Thank you between friends, not verbally.
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"I understand, I understand!" Wang Baichuan nodded repeatedly, "Mr. Tan, just look at my performance!"
After a pause, he complimented again: "Mr. Tan, you are really amazing. All of us are still having a headache about how to get close to the goal, but you have already gathered five golden flowers together to have dinner together. To be honest, I'm here
I still feel like I’m dreaming.”
Tan Zongming smiled and said, "I am also influenced by Bai Muyang."
"Supervisor Bai?" Wang Baichuan was startled and sighed: "At first I thought this Supervisor Bai was just a slut, but now it seems that he is really good at it. Not to mention being the first one to appear, and the difficulty level is also the lowest."
After a pause, he added: "However, the difficulty of interpretation has always been linked to evaluation. Brother Bai chose easy, which means giving up the best. He has no desires and desires. As long as he makes good friends, he will be able to
It’s not a problem to get points steadily and gain some fan points.”
"He? He has no desires or demands?" Tan Zongming looked at Wang Baichuan with a half-smile but said in his heart, "You know nothing, Baichuan, Brother Bai..."
He was just about to warn Wang Baichuan to let him know that Bai Muyang was not a simple person and to show him some respect. But at this moment, he saw a black car slowly approaching, and he suddenly became energetic.
Zhen: "Here we come!"
The topic stopped here.
Su Yi saw the smiling young man in a suit next to Tan Zongming at a glance, and thought to himself that this man was Wang Baichuan, right?
He glanced at it and stopped the car and turned off the engine.
Fan Shengmei, who was in the back row, accidentally saw Wang Baichuan and almost stared out of her eyes!
Why is he here?
The doorman opened the car door, and Su Yi handed him the car keys, said thank you, and then walked towards Tan Zongming.
"Brother Bai!" Tan Zongming laughed heartily and stretched out his hand to Su Yi.
The two shook hands tightly and pretended to be affectionate and exchanged a few words. At this time, the three women also walked up to them. Su Yi immediately turned around and introduced Tan Zongming.
Tan Zongming patiently bowed and greeted each one with gentleness and courtesy, and finally said: "Andy is my friend, and Brother Bai is my best friend. You are friends and neighbors of Andy and Brother Bai. From now on, it will be me."
Tan Zongming’s friend just doesn’t know that I don’t have the honor to be the friend of three ladies?”
The three women exchanged polite greetings, and then Tan Zongming turned around and introduced Wang Baichuan.
"Brother Bai, this is my new friend, his surname is Wang and his name is Baichuan." Tan Zongming pretended to introduce, "He happened to come to me to talk about some personal matters. I think this is the first time for everyone to meet each other.
One person only makes one more friend, so I asked him to come over. Brother Bai, you don't mind, do you?"
"How come?" Su Yi smiled and stretched out his hand to Wang Baichuan, "Mr. Wang, nice to meet you."
Wang Baichuan hurriedly stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Hello, Mr. Bai, I am also very happy to meet you. I see how talented you are. I wonder where you can go?"
Su Yi was startled and said: "I can barely make ends meet, so don't mention it."
Wang Baichuan laughed and said: "Mr. Bai, you are too humble. With Mr. Tan's care, you will have a bright future, right?"
Su Yi was stunned again and glanced at Tan Zongming.
Tan Zongming coughed lightly and said, "Bai Chuan, why does Brother Bai need my care? He should take care of me."
Then he changed the subject: "Let's go in."
Until now, Wang Baichuan still didn't doubt his presence. It was because the conversation between Su Yi and Tan Zongming just now was too deceptive.
Tan Zongming brought people to the party temporarily, and when he arrived at the door, he just informed Su Yi, but Su Yi directly agreed without any dissatisfaction. Wang Baichuan already had a preconceived impression of Su Yi, and seeing this scene, of course he felt that it confirmed the two
People's status is high or low.
As for Tan Zongming going out to greet him, Wang Baichuan also thought he was coming to greet three ladies.
And the last sentence "It's only right for him to take care of me" is naturally classified as polite.
Don't blame him for being blind, in fact normal people would think so.
The only strange thing is that he couldn't understand the situation and got involved rashly, which would inevitably cause some trouble.