Looking at the adorable Zhuge Dali, Zhang Wei with a shabby face, and Curry Sauce who was crying so hard, Chen Zhe couldn't help but put his hands on his hips and burst into laughter.
"I didn't expect to be able to travel through time. I actually traveled to the world of an apartment! Hahaha... I'm so lucky!"
Just last night, when Chen Zhe was reading a book, he suddenly saw this book review:
"We will draw a super lucky person and get a random time travel talisman. If you reply, you will get a system gift. One hundred types of systems that are necessary for time travellers. They will be shipped randomly, while supplies last!"
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With an attitude of preferring to believe what he has rather than what he has not, Chen Zhe casually replied "666". Unexpectedly, he actually won the prize!
The moment he crushed the random travel talisman, he suddenly stood in front of Zhuge Dali and the others.
"Developed, developed! Haha, I know all the plots! If you want to make money, just use your brain and move your fingers, won't it happen?"
"There are also those familiar faces, Hu Yifei, Bitch Zeng, Zi Qiao Meijia..."
"The most important thing is the excavator heroine who combines beauty and talent - Zhuge Dali!"
As a long-time boyfriend fan of Zhuge Dali, he was lucky enough to enter the world of the apartment and get the opportunity to communicate in depth with Zhuge Dali. How could Chen Zhe not be excited?
"System, come out!" Chen Zhe waved his hand vigorously.
Of course he has to accept the system gift that is a must-have for time travellers!
"Ding dong!"
"The fool system has been activated."
The voice in his head made Chen Zhe's excited expression instantly dull.
Wha, what the hell?
Fooling ghosts?
What kind of jb system is this?
He began to have a bad premonition in his heart...
"Ding dong!"
"The novice gift package has been distributed, please check the host carefully."
"Gift package for newbies? I want to see what kind of gift package it is..."
Chen Zhe opened the novice gift package with some anticipation, only to see a dirty yellow piece of paper that read - "Novice gift package: choose one of three peerless light skills, swallows drink water three times, iron cocks float on water, and drive pigs in eight steps. Please host.
Make your choice within ten seconds, ten, nine, eight..."
"..."
What the hell is this?
Shouldn't it be that the swallow takes three steps to catch the water, floats on the water with its iron palm, and chases the cicada with eight steps?
Could this Qinggong come from Pin Xixi?
Is it so low-profile, energy-saving, green and original?
What a broken system, what a fool!
Chen Zhe didn't have time to spit out his old words, the countdown was already counting to "six, five, four...".
Gan...
Chen Zhe hurriedly put away his distracting thoughts.
That swallow drinks water three times. Does it mean that it needs to drink three times of water when performing Qing Gong?
What if there is no water?
That eight-step pig driving, does it mean that when performing Qing Gong, a pig is used as a prop?
What if there are no pigs?
Although there are drawbacks to floating on water, at least——
I have a butt!
Although it is not iron-clad, this thing must exist, and it is available anytime and anywhere. There is no need to worry about lack of props and being unable to perform Qing Kung Fu!
That’s it!
The next moment, the yellow piece of paper turned into a golden light and flew into Chen Zhe's head. Immediately there were some memories in his mind, and he immediately mastered the so-called "unparalleled light skill" of floating on the iron hip.
At this moment, Chen Zhe has a saying in MMP that he doesn’t know whether to take seriously or not. Is this a peerless qinggong?
To be honest, if a thin-skinned person is too embarrassed to use it, he is really fooling himself!
There is also a description of the gjb system. What does it mean?
What does "the host obtains various skills by fooling the ghost, thereby increasing the survival rate"?
There is also a message: "Once this system is bound and activated, it will not be refunded. If you have any questions, please call me."
It just makes you look naughty and humorous, right?
Is your broken system a black humor joke?
Chen Zhe complained, full of doubts and dissatisfaction.
Isn’t this the world of apartments?
Shouldn't it be that everyone talks about love, then sings, dances, and eats and drinks happily?
Why is it still involved in improving the survival rate?
Also, why do you still have a copy?
Could it be that I have entered a fake apartment world?
He looked up and saw, yes.
It is indeed Zhang Wei, Zhuge Dali and Curry Sauce.
Now we are on the bank of a river. Curry Sauce is crying very sadly. Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce are trying to persuade him earnestly.
Isn’t this the plot of the first episode of Part 5 of The Apartment?
If I remember correctly, what is happening now is - after Zhang Wei's earnest temptations and careful persuasion, the curry sauce finally quit the state of relaxing and was successfully persuaded by Zhang Wei that he broke down emotionally and had the idea of jumping into a river and committing suicide.
idea.
Um?
Jumped, jumped!
The curry sauce is going to jump!
etc--
Seeing Curry Sauce screaming and falling into the water, Chen Zhe's eyes widened suddenly, and he felt a cold air coming from his tailbone, reaching Tianling Gai in an instant!
He took a deep breath, feeling cold all over and his scalp was numb!
He saw that the curry paste was not accidentally dropped into the water like in the original plot!
Instead, he was dragged into the river by a water ghost dressed in blue and disheveled hair!
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Scum census system?
Get rewards for completing tasks?
Big gift package for newbies?
Shen Yue was stunned for a long time, and then became ecstatic!
Very good!
I didn't expect that he would also have a system. This is a good thing that only children of destiny have!
Now it’s developed!
Moreover, this system came at such a timely time!
"Newbie gift pack, open!"
Without saying anything, Shen Yue directly opened the novice gift package.
"Ding!
Congratulations to the host for obtaining the following skills:
1. Eye of Wisdom LV1 - When you know the name of the other party, you can discover details about him that others cannot detect, and identify traces of scum through clues. When the recognition rate exceeds 80%, the scum will have no secrets from the host. It can be said.
2. Lotus Blossom LV1 - You will have good speech skills. When you speak, people around you will listen carefully to what you say and increase their trust in the content of your speech by 20%.
3. Ollie - Level 1 reward and punishment skill. You can use this skill on scum that you have personally identified or exposed, and make them collapse on the spot."
After reading the gift package for newbies, Shen Yue was even more overjoyed.
This gift package makes Lao JB rich!
There are three skills, one is specially used for identification, one is specially used for expression, and one is specially used for punishment. It’s so considerate!
Except for the fact that the third skill is a bit heavy-handed, Shen Yue couldn't be more satisfied.
"Come on Shen Yue, shake hands, this matter is over." Seeing that Shen Yue seemed a little distracted, Lin Xiaoxiao frowned slightly and urged.
A trace of sarcasm flashed in her eyes, and she continued: "I am a girl who takes such initiative. You, a grown man, shouldn't be so stingy, right?"
"Shen Yue is so stupid, let this thing go quickly!"
"Ayue, don't freeze, okay? The only person who feels the most uncomfortable is Xiaobo!"
"Ayue, give me some face, Xiaoxiao is so proactive."
The buddies tried to persuade Shen Yue again. Ma Xiaobo's unhappiness was clearly written on his face, but he still didn't say anything.
"Let me, a mute, eat Coptis chinensis, will I know the pain?" Shen Yue sneered and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao.
"You want me to leave an impression of bad character in front of my buddies?"
"And this White Lotus will definitely stir up dissension and stir up trouble from time to time in the future, until she makes me completely stink."
"Okay! Then don't blame me for being rude!"
"Wisdom Eyes, activate!"
brush!
In an instant, He Xie felt a warm feeling pour into his eyes, and then his mind suddenly became much more active.
When I looked at Lin Xiaoxiao again, I saw that under her exquisite and beautiful appearance, there were traces of a scumbag everywhere, and there were flaws everywhere!
"Ding!
The host has identified 80% of the traces of the scumbag on Lin Xiaoxiao, and the scumbag’s information is completely open to the host!"
Suddenly, the system beeped again, and then all the information about Lin Xiaoxiao's relationship history from the first grade of junior high school appeared in He Xie's mind.
Even though He Xie had already identified the woman in front of him as a scumbag, he was still shocked in front of this detailed information!
Let me go, this bitch is a sea queen!
A really big scumbag, a universal socket, whoever encounters it will be unlucky!
He Xie glanced at Ma Xiaobo with sympathetic eyes, as if he could see the green prairie above him.
He asked: "You spent 30,000 yuan to buy her a bag yesterday?"
Ma Xiaobo was stunned for a moment and blurted out: "How do you know?"
He Xie stretched out his thumb at him: "Xiaobo, please allow me to respectfully call you - Big Head!"
To spend 30,000 yuan to buy a bag for such an overseas queen, how big a brain does it take for someone to do this?
"Let me go, Xiaobo, do you have a mine at home? You and Xiaoxiao have only known each other for two days, and you bought her a bag worth 30,000 yuan?"
"Xiaobo, you are so inhumane!"
"What a waste of money."
When the buddies heard Ma Xiaobo's admission, they immediately expressed their shock.
Everyone here knows that Ma Xiaobo is an office worker with a monthly salary of 15,000 yuan. Even if he doesn't eat or drink, he can only afford a bag worth 30,000 yuan in two months.
"Haha, the main reason is that Xiaoxiao and I are so in love. Xiaoxiao is the most special girl I have ever met." A trace of pride flashed in Ma Xiaobo's eyes, mixed with a hint of heartache, and he waved his hands, deliberately pretending to be calm and indifferent, "
In front of true love, money is nothing!"
"Yo yo yo..." Everyone immediately screamed and booed.
Lin Xiaoxiao gave a sweet kiss with a happy face: "Honey, you are so kind! In fact, the package is not important, what I value most is your willingness to give everything for me."
Ma Xiaobo said affectionately: "Xiaoxiao, if you can understand my love for you, I will be satisfied."
"Me too." Lin Xiaoxiao said shyly, "It's because you are so good to me that Shen Yue teases me and slanders me so much. I don't care about him. Who makes him your buddy? Isn't it?
"
Ma Xiaobo's face froze, he laughed and said with a smile: "Xiaoxiao is the most generous, then what, this matter has passed, don't mention it anymore! Don't mention it anymore!"
Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, and a trace of gloom and anger finally flashed in his eyes.
This guy, I've already talked about this, but you're still trying to be nice and defend your buddy?
Still don’t love me very much!
The day Ma Xiaobo died was Christmas Eve, and the day of the funeral was Easter.
This ordinary and honest guy had been unlucky and useless all his life, even if he died, God still refused to let him go, and actually used such a joking way to mock him for the last time.
On the day of the funeral, everyone who knew Ma Xiaobo came. Regardless of whether they were sincere or not, everyone had to bow to his portrait.
When Ma Xiaobo was alive, he was as humble as clay. When a person dies, he becomes "the dead one".
How great would it be if people could die ten or eight times more?
Flowers surrounded the photo of Ma Xiaobo with his lips pursed, and two rows of wreaths were lined up from the mourning hall to the road.
The excitement here was something Ma Xiaobo had never experienced before during his lifetime.
It was so noisy that one could not smell the slightest trace of sadness.
Ma Xiaobo's widow Yuan Li is having a business exchange with a group of old classmates whom she hasn't seen for a long time.
Although she tries to look a little sad when it comes to her husband.
But how could a woman with heavy makeup and a floral skirt be so sad?
"Brother Wang, I'd like to thank you for your kindness in attending my husband's funeral. I heard that you are going to join the Tax Enforcement Department recently. Please take good care of me in the future."
"Xiao Li, you are a senior executive of a foreign company at a young age, so you should take care of me."
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"Mr. Sun, you are welcome to attend my husband's funeral. There will be a buffet after the ceremony. Don't leave in a hurry. There will be a surprise."
"Really? Is this surprise yours, Lili?"
"I hate it...it's my husband's funeral. Be serious, Mr. Sun!"
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Seeing this woman shuttle among the crowd like a butterfly, the eyes of the old parents, whose tears had dried up before her death, showed deep-seated hatred.
"This bitch! This is at Xiaobo's funeral. How dare she do this?" the old father roared in grief and anger.
"She is the one who caused us white-haired people to give away black-haired people!" The old mother gritted her teeth and said, "Xiao Bo is so stupid. He actually committed suicide for such a naughty boy. Xiao Bo, you don't deserve to die!"
"Don't worry, Xiaoyue said he would give us justice!" the old father said bitterly, "He was Xiaobo's best friend during his lifetime. If he hadn't been running around, how would there have been so many people attending Xiaobo's funeral?
"
"That bitch even wanted to burn Xiaobo and bury her. How vicious..." The old mother's teeth itched with hatred whenever she mentioned her daughter-in-law.