Hu Yifei, Guan Gu Qingqi and Tang Youyou are all petrified.
"Wait! I understand!" Tang Youyou suddenly pointed at Su Yi, "You said before that you wore this outfit to shoot a martial arts movie of the Republic of China, and now you say that you killed Emperor Zhepeng... You were in the movie
Play the role of a killer and kill Emperor Tetsukata?"
"Yes, do you have any questions?" Su Yi nodded with a pure look on his face.
The three of them breathed a sigh of relief.
"Scared me to death!" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
"This joke is not funny at all!" Guan Gu magically said unhappily, "Mr. Su, you'd better explain why you deliberately approached Tang Youyou!"
The three people's eyes all fell on Su Yi again.
"I told Youyou that I approached her because I thought she was a resident of the love apartment, so I wanted to ask her if she had a house to rent." Su Yi said, "Later, Youyou heard that I had the same experience as her.
She sympathized with me, so she asked me to come here with her, and that's what happened."
Su Yi innocently spread his hands.
"Is that so?" Hu Yifei and Guan Gu magically looked at Tang Youyou.
"That's right! Xiao Yi is really not a bad person!" Tang Youyou said helplessly, "You have really misunderstood him!"
"Okay, I'm sorry!" Hu Yifei said unnaturally, "But were you really dumped by the crew just like Yoyo?"
"I was sent to the door of the love apartment by the director. She didn't leave me a penny or a mobile phone." Su Yi answered truthfully.
"What kind of bad director is this?" Hu Yifei scolded, "Tell me your phone number and I will call her to seek justice for you!"
"I don't have her phone number." Su Yi said.
"No?" Hu Yifei was startled, "Then...how do you get your mobile phone and wallet?"
"My mobile phone and wallet are not with the director." Su Yi said.
"Where?" the three of them asked simultaneously.
"In another world." Su Yi said.
?(°?°)?
The three of them were turned to stone.
"Why is he talking so weird? It sounds so scary!" Guan Gu said in horror.
"Oh, he's talking about the studio!" Tang Youyou felt that she knew Su Yi very well, and couldn't help but waved her hands and said, "Xiao Yi, do you mean that your wallet and mobile phone can't be found?"
Good question!
Su Yi showed her a friendly smile: "Yes!"
"Wait!" Hu Yifei found a blind spot again, "You have no money and no mobile phone, why do you still rent a house in a love apartment? What do you use to rent a house?"
"I plan to... owe a debt!" Su Yi said, "I think I should meet a kind-hearted person to take me in temporarily, and then wait until I make money to pay the rent."
"Tch, you're kidding!" Hu Yifei smiled disdainfully, "Who in the world would be stupid enough to take in a person of unknown origin? And would you still be willing to pay him a debt and let him live in your home?"
"I think you can." Su Yi said.
"Are you saying I'm stupid?" Hu Yifei suddenly looked unkind and began to clench her fists.
"No, you are kind." Su Yi said, "I know you are a kind person."
"Brother, I have a good vision!" Hu Yifei gave a strange laugh, "But it's useless to flatter me! Although I want to recruit roommates recently, I do it to find someone to share the rent with me, not to find a bastard for myself.
!”
"It won't take long, a month! Give me a month and I can earn enough to pay the rent!" Su Yi said, taking out his ID card from his pocket and handing it to Hu Yifei, "This is my ID card
, I can press it on you first."
Hu Yifei took it, glanced at Su Yi suspiciously, and then her eyes fell on the ID card: "August 12, 1988... from Yangguan, Ganzhou? You are twenty-three this year? What a young boy!"
Su Yi gave her a fresh and tender smile.
"How long have you been in Magic City?" Hu Yifei asked.
"Half an hour." Su Yi said honestly.
"Half an hour?" Hu Yifei's eyes widened, "Then where have you been these days?"
"Floating in the Zhe Peng Sea," Su Yi sighed, "Floating for four days."
Hu Yifei and the other three all rolled their eyes.
"Here we go again! Please don't get too involved in the drama, okay?" Hu Yifei said angrily, "If you were playing Sun Wukong, would you want to show us a set of monkey fists now?"
Ding!
Su Yi's eyes widened in horror.
this……
Is this a reasonable request?
"Why is your face suddenly turning green and red?" Guan Gu asked Su Yi curiously.
Su Yi gave them a polite smile and almost gritted his teeth and said to Hu Yifei: "Okay..."
"What's good..." Hu Yifei asked doubtfully.
"Ada!" Su Yi suddenly screamed strangely and started to perform monkey fist.
The ape crotches, the white ape offers peaches, the monkey somersaults, the two monkeys grab beads...
Monkey boxing requires you to imitate the monkey’s strange cry of “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”” while fighting, to disturb and intimidate the opponent.
Hou'er Quan is highly enjoyable to watch. Historically, Hou'er Quan has been regarded as "the most handsome boy in the village" in every martial arts competition.
Why?
Because it's funny and indecent.
Scratching the ears and cheeks is light. There are some crotch-grabbing and crotch-grabbing moves in Monkey Fist.
Su Yi performed the thirty-six punches at the fastest speed.
When he stopped, he found that everyone in the bar was looking at him blankly.
Su Yi felt that his face must have turned into a monkey’s butt by practicing Monkey Boxing, otherwise why would he be so hot right now?
If possible, he would like to rush out of the earth's surface immediately.
"How's it going? Did you play well?" But now, he had to pretend to be nonchalant, as if everything was normal.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it's a big deal that I won't come to this place again...
Hu Yifei and three others:?(°?°)?
"Haha, we don't know him, and we have nothing to do with him!" Hu Yifei laughed dryly, talking loudly, and distanced herself from Su Yi.
"So are we!" Guangu Qiqi and Tang Youyou said in unison, and then they both caught up with Hu Yifei and stayed away from Su Yi.
Su Yi spread his hands with helplessness on his face.
Mad, I also want to have nothing to do with me.
Feeling the attention of everyone in the room, Hu Yifei wanted to dig out a three-bedroom apartment on the ground with her toes.
valley change
"Are you sure he is an actor like you and not a patient who ran away from a mental hospital?" Hu Yifei asked through gritted teeth.
"I think he is a good actor who is not crazy and can't survive!" After Tang Youyou was embarrassed, she became excited, "He can enter the drama anytime and anywhere. What an amazing ability it is! I would like to call him - Su teacher!"
"You are sick too!" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
"Okay, okay, I believe you, okay?" Hu Yifei waved her hand to Su Yi.
Su Yi breathed a sigh of relief. He was really worried, afraid that Hu Yifei would let him play the trick again.
"So, are you willing to take me in and live with you?" Su Yi walked up and asked.
"I believe you are not a bad person anymore, but why should I believe that you will make money as soon as possible and share the rent with me?" Hu Yifei raised a new question again.
"I am so young and have so much strength. Even if I go to the construction site to move bricks for a month, I can still pay the rent to you." Su Yi said, "Anyway, I don't tell lies, so trust me!"
Hu Yifei was still a little hesitant, but Guangu Qingqi completely believed in Su Yi.
"Yifei, he looks really honest. If you are worried, why not let him live in our house!" Guangu magically said.
"Wouldn't that make me look very unloving?" Unexpectedly, what he said made Hu Yifei make a decision.
"Okay! Su Yi, I believe you! From today on, you will be my trial roommate!" Hu Yifei said, patting her chest.
"Trial?" Guangu Qiqi and Tang Youyou said in unison.
"Of course I have to try it out!" Hu Yifei said matter-of-factly, "Not everyone is qualified to be my roommate! I have to go through character, personality, appearance..."
At this point, she paused, waved her hand and continued: "Okay, you have passed the test of appearance. In short, you have to pass my all-round test in eight aspects. Only after you pass all the tests, I will let you become a full-time official." My official roommate, otherwise, I will only take you in for a month. After one month, we can get together and part ways!"
"Thank you!" Su Yi smiled at Hu Yifei.
Things went quite smoothly, except for the monkey punch just now...
Although Su Yi made a fool of himself, he somewhat understood why the director set three bottom lines for him.
Don't lie, let him be his truest self.
Don't reject others, let them let go and integrate themselves and the world.
Not being allowed to break laws or discipline is the restraint that a normal person should have to return to normal.
Although he has only been in this world for less than an hour, his current mental condition has obviously stabilized somewhat.
"Congratulations, Xiao Yi, you finally have a place to stay! You also met a kind and beautiful roommate like Sister Yifei!" Tang Youyou said with a smile, "Unlike me, alas, I didn't know that Zi Qiaofang would not be able to take me in... …”
"Convenient! If it is inconvenient for him, I will make it convenient for him!" Guan Guqiji said hurriedly, "Miss Youyou, I am Ziqiao's roommate. If you don't mind, you can go back with me first."
"Really? Is it really possible?" Tang Youyou said in surprise.
"Of course!" Guan Gu magically said with a smile.
"You're so kind!" Tang Youyou gave a sweet smile, and then hugged Hu Yifei's arm, "And sister Yifei, you too."
"Then let's go back?" Hu Yifei glanced around, "Now everyone in the bar looks at us strangely. I think they think we are all crazy!"
"They can't do it now, but if Xiao Yi does what he did just now, they will definitely do it!" Tang Youyou said with a smile.
Ding!
Su Yi stared at Tang Youyou in horror.
"Yuyou, I didn't expect that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, would actually..." Su Yi pointed at her, wanting to cry but not having any tears, "Okay!"
He almost said the last two words through gritted teeth.
"Okay..." The three of them suddenly had a very bad premonition.
"Ada!"
The next moment, Su Yi used monkey fist again.
The ape crotches, the white ape offers peaches, the monkey somersaults, the two monkeys grab beads...
When he was halfway through playing, Hu Yifei and the other three people all covered their faces and ran out.
The three of them stood at the door of the bar, listening to the strange screams of "Wow, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"
"I kind of regret my decision now." Hu Yifei said with a doubtful expression on life, "Why... why is he like this?"
"Yes, can't he hear that we are joking?" Tang Youyou also said dumbfounded, "Sure enough, artists are a bit neurotic!"
"Perhaps, he just lives a very serious life." Guan Gu magically said, "As long as others say something, he will not refuse!"
"Tch! Where can such a person exist in the world? Neither Buddha nor Jesus would respond to every request!" Hu Yifei said disdainfully.
"That's right!" As soon as he finished speaking, Su Yi opened the door and walked out of the bar, not blushing or out of breath, as if nothing had happened just now.
Some things only happen zero times and countless times.
That's what social nerdiness is.
"Once I went to worship Buddha, and I actually got a response from the Buddha." Su Yi told the story seriously to distract their attention, "At that time, I prayed to the Buddha to bless me to find a gentle and kind girlfriend, but the Buddha asked
I have a question."
"What's the problem?" The three people's attention was indeed distracted.
"Buddha asked me, what is your education level?" Su Yi continued, "I just said I graduated with a bachelor's degree. Buddha said, I'm sorry, but now I only bless those with a master's degree or above, please come back."
"And!" The three of them rolled their eyes.
"But now there are some places like this that do treat all living beings with prejudice, but this must not be the meaning of the Buddha, but the meaning of these monks below!" Hu Yifei said.
"Yes! Mr. Su, what you said just now is a bit disrespectful to the Buddha, so be careful!" Guan Guqiji advised seriously.
"That makes sense!" Su Yi said with a smile, "Let's go home!"
Love Apartment 3601.
I finally moved into this house and fulfilled the director's request.
"This house used to be my brother's room, but it has been empty since he left." Hu Yifei took Su Yi to a bedroom. "Although these beddings were all used by my brother, after he left, I
They have all been disassembled and cleaned. If you don’t mind it, you can use it first and then buy new ones when you have money.”
Ding.
"Okay, thank you." Su Yi was very grateful.
At this time, Guangu Qingqi had already taken Tang Youyou to 3602 next door. It was getting late, and the two parties had just said good night to each other before entering the door.
"As for the rent and the roommate agreement, it's too late today. I'll figure it out tomorrow." Hu Yifei continued, "If you haven't had supper, you can take whatever you want from the refrigerator, but it's not free.
You have to replenish it in time after eating. How about this month, I will be in charge of the refrigerator, and next month I will be in charge of you?"
Ding.
"Okay!" Su Yi smiled.
"Oh, by the way!" Hu Yifei seemed to have just remembered, "The rent for this house is 8,000 yuan. Now the two of us share it, it should be 4,000 yuan a month. But it is already the end of the month, and there are only five days left in the month.
It’s over. You only need to pay me five days’ rent this month. I will waive your water and electricity bills for these five days. How much is the five days’ rent?”
"Six hundred and sixty-seven." Su Yi estimated a number.
"Oh, that's good. It's pretty fast!" Hu Yifei said with a smile, "Six hundred and six... Oh, it's too troublesome to add zeros and zeros. I can't remember it!"
Hu Yifei waved his hand impatiently, took out a roll of money from his pocket, and put it into Su Yi's hand without any explanation: "Here is three hundred and thirty-three yuan, take it, and then you can give me a round number of one thousand, and that's it."