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0876,Mr. Water Monkey

"Yifei, you are so awesome. When you kill a mouse with your bare hands, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!" Zhang Wei praised sincerely while mopping away the blood on the floor.

Hu Yifei flexed her hands and feet while sneering: "Come on, it's not that I'm too Donnie Yen, but you guys are all useless! What's so scary about a little mouse?"

As he spoke, he glanced with contempt at Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, who were shivering on the sofa.

"It's not fear, no..." Zeng Xiaoxian forcefully defended himself, "We just - love small animals!"

Lu Ziqiao's face was pale and she still couldn't say a single word. It was obvious that she hadn't recovered yet.

At this time, Guangu Qi Qi rubbed his head and got up from behind the sofa, saying with a dark face: "Who said we are afraid of mice?"

"Haha, then why did you faint on the ground?" Hu Yifei said disdainfully.

"Hey, he is really the only one who is not afraid," Zhang Wei explained with a smile, "but just now when Zi Qiao hit the mouse with the alarm clock, he accidentally hurt him."

"From now on, don't make any fuss or screams in the middle of the night, why don't people sleep?" Hu Yifei frowned and scolded.

When talking about this, Tang Youyou and Su Yi walked in one after another.

"Look! Even Youyou and Xiaoyi were woken up by you!" Hu Yifei pointed at the two of them.

"Sister Yifei, you woke me up." Tang Youyou said innocently.

Hu Yifei's face suddenly froze.

"You too?" Hu Yifei looked at Su Yi.

"I was woken up by them." Su Yi pointed at the boys in 3602, "but I got up because Youyou knocked on the door."

At this time, Tang Youyou had already walked behind Guan Gu Magic's pajamas, pulling the little tail behind Guan Gu's magical pajamas, and smiled at Su Yi: "It's dark in the room, so people are afraid."

"In short, it was all caused by you three bastards!" Hu Yifei continued to scold them, "The reason there are rats in the apartment is because you never throw away the leftover takeaways!"

"Yeah!" The three bastards were not ashamed but proud, and they all made victory signs.

Hu Yifei was so angry that she pointed at them and said: "The whole family of those rats will immigrate here later. I'll see what you do!"

Zhang Wei said with a flattering smile: "Aren't you here?"

Hu Yifei sneered: "Let me tell you, I am recruiting the last roommate. You guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor. If you don't rein in the situation, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

The three men were so frightened that they fell into silence.

Zeng Xiaoxian trembled and said with a smile: "Yifei, don't scare the new roommate..."

Tang Youyou immediately said: "I'm not afraid, because I stand with Sister Yifei!"

"I'm not talking about you! I'm talking about Xiao Yi!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Look, Xiao Yi was so frightened by you that he didn't speak for a long time."

"I don't speak because I'm afraid, but because what Yifei said basically represents my point of view." Su Yi yawned, "Besides - I want to go back to sleep quickly."

"Do you agree with her?" Lu Ziqiao finally regained his composure and immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, "Hey, Xiao Yi, don't succumb to her power. You are a man, show off your manliness!"

"If I encounter a little mouse, I will take it out." Su Yi said.

"Hahaha! Did you hear that? Do you think all the men in the world are as abnormal as you guys?" Hu Yifei was very proud and very satisfied that Su Yi could stand on her side.

"And me! Yifei, the three of them and I are not together! I'm not afraid of mice either. You don't want to kill a whole bed of people with a stick!" Guan Gu Qi Qi immediately raised his hand.

"To a certain extent, you and them are the same!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "You'd better not prevent me from recruiting new roommates!"

After a pause, Hu Yifei suddenly thought of something, her eyes lit up, she leaned forward, squeezed out a kind smile and said: "Why don't any of you move in with us? I can protect you?"

?(°?°)?

The expressions of the three men all changed, and they quietly and tactically leaned back, widening the distance between them and Hu Yifei.

"Not everyone has the courage to sacrifice their lives for justice." Lu Ziqiao swallowed.

"Go to hell!" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, "I'm not a savage beast. If you don't believe me, ask Xiaoyi and Youyou."

"They were just temporarily paralyzed by your hypocritical face!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, do you want to die!" Hu Yifei glared.

"Look! This is your true face!" Zeng Xiaoxian shrank back in fear.

"If we don't go to bed, I think we can go directly to have breakfast!" Su Yi really didn't want to be bored here anymore, so he couldn't help but complain.

"This is a good idea. Recently, a new hand cake restaurant opened downstairs! It tastes very good!" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up.

"Hand cake? Why didn't I know?" Lu Ziqiao was confused.

"When did you get up before twelve o'clock at noon?" Guan Gu magically rolled his eyes and said, "I think Xiao Yi is right. Let's go to bed early. I'm about to hand in the drawing, and I have to get up very early tomorrow."

"I also have to leave at seven o'clock to rush to the set." Tang Youyou said.

"I go to work at nine and leave at eight!" Zhang Wei raised his hand.

"I have class tomorrow, and it's all because of you bastards! Let's go, go back to bed!" Hu Yifei waved her hand.

Wow...

In an instant, all the people in 3601 withdrew, leaving only the four men in 3602 looking at each other.

"Do you think that Su Yi is the only one among us men who is not afraid of Hu Yifei?" Zhang Wei suddenly said quietly.

"Haha, that's because he's too young. He's new here and hasn't tasted the power of Yifei yet!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"In other words, we don't have much time?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up and he looked at the other two people, "While he still doesn't know how powerful Yifei is, let him become a sharp blade for us to deal with Hu Yifei?"

The three men looked at each other and laughed sinisterly.

On the side, Guan Guqiu shuddered: "Hey, don't mess around. It's immoral to bully newcomers. Besides, if Yifei knows about it, she will definitely not let you go!"

"Now it's up to us whether we are willing to let her go!" Lu Ziqiao stood up with a sneer, "We have endured his tyranny for a long time, and it's time to rise up!"

"That's right! Princes, generals and prime ministers, would you rather have the seed?" Zeng Xiaoxian was also very high-spirited.

"Yeah!" Zhang Wei also stood up excitedly.

But then I felt something was wrong: "Huh? I'm new here too, why should I make fun of you?"

"Because you are very smart and choose to be on the winning side!" Lu Ziqiao said.

"This explanation - I give you full marks!" Zhang Wei suddenly beamed.

Guangu Qiqi shook his head helplessly: "I have already seen the fate of the three of you. I will not participate in this matter. I am going to bed!"

In the second half of the night, the slutty threesome of 3602 didn't cause any trouble, and they all went to sleep without saying a word.

Su Yi got up very early the next day.

To be precise, he held on for another whole night.

The feeling of being troubled by insomnia was so maddening that Su Yi felt that he had to find a way to save himself.

He left the house early in the morning and rushed directly to the hospital.

It cost more than seventy yuan to register and prescribe medicine.

Su Yi opened two boxes of sleeping pills for herself.

Then he went to the bank to apply for a bank card with his ID card, and then returned home.

By the time he got home, Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou had gone out.

There was a sandwich and a glass of milk left on the dining table, as well as a note left by Tang Youyou: "Xiao Yi, you must develop a good habit of eating breakfast - Youyou."

Su Yi smiled knowingly and went directly to his room with breakfast in hand.

While eating breakfast, he handed the manuscript he wrote yesterday to the editor for review, and then continued writing his "Return of the God of War".

An hour later, the editor excitedly told Su Yi that all his manuscripts had been approved. The fee was 4,735 yuan, and he would call Su Yi in the afternoon.

Moreover, he also wanted to sign a long-term contribution agreement with Su Yi and put forward a condition of three hundred words per thousand words, hoping to retain Su Yi.

But Su Yi knows very well that his value is much more than that.

Moreover, writing such eye-catching headline news is just a stage for Su Yi to make quick money, and he does not intend to develop from this.

So he refused.

Su Yi had a very fulfilling day. He wrote 20 clickbait articles and saved 20,000 words for "The Return of the God of War".

At 6:30 in the afternoon, Su Yi finally felt a little sleepy. He lay on the bed in a daze and fell into a deep sleep.

An hour later, Su Yi was awakened by a rapid knock on the door.

At this moment, Su Yi really had the urge to tear everything into pieces.

For the first time, he found that people who disturbed people's dreams were so hateful.

In fact, Su Yi really hopes that no one will bother him now, and he will not bother others.

Isn't it nice for everyone to be well?

Why engage in all kinds of boring social interactions?

Suppressing all his negative emotions with great perseverance, Su Yi opened the door and saw Zeng Xiaoxian leaning against the door frame angrily, winking at him.

"Are you interested in going to the bar and having a drink together?"

The negative emotions that Su Yi had just suppressed suddenly burst into flames.

He wanted to kick this guy into the Huangpu River.

"I'm a man, do you need to be so coquettish to invite me?" Su Yi couldn't help complaining.

"Oh." Zeng Xiaoxian immediately restrained himself and smiled, "I thought I was here to call Yifei. I'm used to it. Sorry!"

"How did Yifei manage to avoid going to jail for intentional homicide for so long?" Su Yi sighed.

"No, no, haha!" Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head and laughed dryly, "Xiao Yi, I, Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei are going to have a drink at the bar. Do you want to come with us?"

Ding!

Su Yi gave him an ugly smile: "Okay, but I only have one request. Can you not go to the lonely corner?"

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked surprised, "I cheated on my membership there. I am treating you tonight, so of course I have to go there!"

Ding!

"Yes, is there any problem?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise, looking at Su Yi's hopeless face.

"It's a big problem." Su Yi sighed, "I just hope that no one in that bar will remember me."

Zeng Xiaoxian realized something, and his expression suddenly became strange.

"The legend of the monkey in the bar that has been circulating in the past two days, wouldn't the person involved be the one talking about you?"

"What water monkey spirit?" Su Yi's eyes widened in horror.

Twenty minutes later, Lonely Corner Bar.

Su Yi, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei were sitting in a booth in the middle of the bar.

Su Yi was sitting alone, and the three people on the sofa in the three rows next to him burst into loud laughter.

"Hi, Mr. Water Monkey, this is the lady over there, please give me a mojito." The waiter brought a cocktail and placed it in front of Su Yi while suppressing a smile.

Su Yi followed the waiter's guidance and looked back, and saw a table of women not far away looking at him.

The two sides looked at each other, and a woman on the other side suddenly made a gesture like Monkey King was looking at him, and several women on the other side suddenly burst into laughter.

O__O'!

Su Yi turned around with a stiff face, let out a long sigh and said, "I hate bars."

The three guys next to me were already laughing.

"That's enough for you!" Su Yi said angrily, "If you laugh again, I will leave!"

"No, no, no! Brother Yi, can't we be wrong if we are wrong?" Lu Ziqiao hurriedly stopped her, "Look how popular you are here now? It's because of you that we can enjoy discounts on drinking! We can also get so many girls.

The most important thing is that in just a short time, seven people have given you drinks. Hey, this is the top treatment of an emperor VIP! If it were me, I would never leave this bar in the future!"

Su Yi looked at the seven cocktails in front of him and said quietly: "I paid for these with my dignity!"

"Actually, it's not that serious!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "Actually, I don't understand why you would do that? You seem to be a very introverted and steady person, and you don't look like someone who would do that kind of thing."

"Hey, you don't understand this. People are likely to do a series of extreme behaviors under certain circumstances." Zhang Wei explained for Su Yi, "According to what Xiao Yi said before, he was homeless at the time.

When faced with the problem of living on the streets for pennies, putting down their dignity in order to survive is a choice that most people will make."

Boom, boom, boom!

Su Yi knocked on the table with a dark face: "I'll reiterate it again! I'm not putting down my dignity just to survive!"

"Then why?" Lu Ziqiao asked, "Is it because you like to put down your dignity?"

"Hahaha……"

The three guys laughed together again.

"Forget it, it's up to you!" Su Yi picked up the cocktail on the table and threw it away, then leaned on the sofa helplessly.

Explode.

"I guess you must be here!" At this moment, Hu Yifei came over with a stack of paper, waved to Su Yi, "Hi, Mr. Water Monkey."

Su Yi just straightened up and stretched out his hand. Hearing this, his face darkened, and he immediately retracted his hand and Ge You lay back down.

"Hahaha..." The three men laughed again.

"Yifei, you are so cruel. It's because of you that Xiao Yi won this nickname. How can you be so unsympathetic and poke people's pain in person?" Lu Ziqiao said righteously to Hu Yifei.

"That's right, what you are saying is crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, unloading the mill and killing the donkey, and killing the rabbit and cooking the dog!" Zeng Xiaoxian responded hurriedly.

Zhang Wei followed up with the assistant: "Although your behavior will not be punished by law, you will be morally condemned!"

"Really? Will I be condemned by morality?" Hu Yifei pretended to widen her eyes, and suddenly changed the topic, "It turns out that crossing the moral border is such a refreshing thing, I like it!"

"Hahaha……"

The four bitches laughed together.


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