The four bitches completely ignored Su Yi's eyes that wanted to kill people and laughed unscrupulously.
Su Yi was helpless to find that these four people were not worried about being really angry or angry at all.
And he really wouldn't get angry over such a trivial matter.
It's true that I'm depressed.
All right……
He decisively changed the subject: "Yifei, what are you doing with us? What is that in your hand?"
"Oh, by the way, I was just here to laugh at you, and I almost forgot about the real thing." Hu Yifei changed her attention as expected, and her eyes fell on the three people on the sofa on one side, "I'll ask again, which one of you three is willing to move here, and
How about we share the rent together? I can protect you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian and the other three people suddenly became submissive and hesitant.
"This, we..."
"Actually, we feel that living together with mice actually has a special charm!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"Yes, yes!" Zhang Wei answered hurriedly, "We must treat every life in the world equally, right, Teacher Zeng?"
"Completely agree!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
Hu Yifei half-smiled, "Okay, since none of you are willing to move here, I won't force you. I will continue to recruit the last new roommate. But..."
Snapped!
She threw a stack of papers in her hand on the wine table and said with a smile: "In order to leave a good impression on the new roommates, I specially formulated a package management plan for you."
"Balanthe?" Lu Ziqiao was startled, her eyes slightly strange.
"Can you shake all the dirt out of your dirty head before you talk to me?" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth and shouted, "A package means a series of things!"
"I didn't say anything..." Lu Ziqiao muttered and shrank back.
The three of them picked up the management plan on the table.
"Yes, you can't treat him specially just because he's handsome, right?" Zhang Wei also protested.
"If it's because of being handsome, then I shouldn't be doing it either!" Lu Ziqiao threw the plan back on the table.
Hu Yifei sneered: "Although Xiao Yi is indeed more handsome than the three of you combined, that's not the reason. The real reason is that this plan is only for the three of you, not even Guan Gu!"
"Why?" The three of them protested together.
"You three losers are even afraid of a small mouse!" Hu Yifei said disdainfully, "This management plan includes when you three must turn off the lights, when you must get up, when no outsiders are allowed to visit, and how many decibels
The above includes noise and punishment after violation! In addition, it also stipulates the details of the area that each of you will be responsible for cleaning for charity every week!"
Not to mention Lu Ziqiao and the other three who were confused by these words, even Su Yi shuddered.
Zeng Xiaoxian and others all changed their expressions, and hurriedly looked through the documents in their hands.
"What is this?" Zhang Wei suddenly pointed to a line of words, "Personal Protection Security Fund?"
"Oh -" Hu Yifei drawled exaggeratedly, "If you need to kill mice next time, I can provide professional services. Of course, it's not free."
"Aren't you collecting protection money?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfied.
"You don't have to be friends, but don't be afraid the next time you meet a little mouse." Hu Yifei said with a smile, "And don't call - mom!"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed and lowered his head.
"This is unfair! Everything is aimed at us!" Lu Ziqiao protested, "iPartment is not a constitutional monarchy!"
"Hahaha..." Hu Yifei laughed triumphantly as if she had harmed Snow White's queen, "You can't even speak of a monarch - but it's almost the same!"
Her smile suddenly turned serious: "I am involved in protecting you, so of course I will be responsible for the management!"
"We will protect ourselves!" Zhang Wei huddled behind Zeng Xiaoxian and weakly raised his hands in protest.
"Ha!" Hu Yifei smiled disdainfully, "You? Three heroes fight Lu Bu, but you three losers can't fight a mouse! Listen, only the creature standing at the top of the food chain can determine the rules of the game! And I am this person! Because
, I’m not afraid of anything!”
Hu Yifei stared at her for a week, while Zeng Xiaoxian and the other three remained silent and did not dare to speak out.
She nodded with satisfaction and turned to leave.
Su Yi suddenly raised his hand: "Wait a minute, Yifei, can you take me away?"
"Haha!" Hu Yifei laughed strangely, "Those who know the current affairs are heroes. Xiao B, I am very satisfied with your performance. Let's go, I will protect you!"
"Su Yi, I didn't expect that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, would betray the revolution!" Lu Ziqiao said sadly and angrily.
Su Yi said with a smile: "The imperial army said that as long as you follow her, you will enjoy endless glory and wealth. I advise you to abandon the darkness and surrender to the light as soon as possible, and stop resisting stubbornly!"
"Xingxi!" Hu Yifei pretended to stroke his beard, "You are indeed a good citizen, Su Sang!"
"Let's leave quickly, Taijun," Su Yi said, "I'm afraid something bad will happen if we don't leave."
"What bad thing?" Hu Yifei was startled.
"Xiao Yi, for the sake of all men, just stay with us!" Zhang Wei suddenly begged.
Ding!
O__O'!
"Okay, haha! Hahaha! Hahahaha..." Su Yi laughed harder than crying, "See, this is a bad thing, I'm sorry Yifei, I have to rebel and face the wind.
!”
"Okay, I didn't expect you to be a loser!" Hu Yifei pointed at Su Yi, "Don't regret it when the blood collapses on you!"
"snort!"
Hu Yifei left angrily.
"Xiao Yi, I didn't expect you to be so loyal. You are so interesting!" Seeing Hu Yifei walking away, Zhang Wei immediately patted Su Yi on the shoulder excitedly.
"We have no choice but to open our business." Su Yi sighed, "Tell me, how should we die?"
"Do you have so little confidence in us?" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "No matter how arrogant she is, she is just a woman!"
"From a biological point of view, yes, but from other fields...it's hard to say!" Lu Ziqiao said seriously.
"Isn't it just that the male hormones are a little high? Is there anything else abnormal?" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted.
"Can a normal woman crush a mouse to death with her bare hands?" Zhang Wei came up and asked.
The three of them were startled and shuddered.
"No matter what! How can we, three grown men, cede land to a woman like you and pay compensation?" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted with a stern expression, "As the saying goes, wealth cannot be lascivious, power cannot yield, poverty cannot be moved!"
"These three sentences have little to do with us, right?" Zhang Wei said seriously, "I am a poor man, Zi Qiao is a prostitute, and you are a coward..."
The three of them were all startled, and their expressions were a little embarrassed.
"Xiao Yi, what do you think we should do?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Yi, "What should we do to overthrow Hu Yifei's tyrannical rule?"
"Kill her!" Su Yi said seriously.
All three of them were startled.
"Are you serious?" Zhang Wei said in horror.
Su Yi looked at him faintly: "This is the only way."
"That means we have no chance at all?" Zeng Xiaoxian's face fell.
"Huh? If we can make her afraid once..." Lu Ziqiao's eyes suddenly lit up, "Maybe the situation will change by then."
"You are really old people who hang themselves and seek death..." Su Yi couldn't help but said, "Why don't you live a good life?"
"A real man never lives an idle life!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly stood up with clenched fists, waved his fists and said loudly, "If the price of living is the loss of freedom and dignity, then we would rather die heroically!"
"Freedom!" Lu Ziqiao raised her arms and shouted wildly.
"Freedom!" The whole bar started to howl.
"Oh, it's hopeless..." Su Yi buried his face in his hands.
Lu Ziqiao winked at Zeng Xiaoxian and the others, and nuzzled at Su Yi.
The three of them smiled knowingly.
"Ahem!" Zeng Xiaoxian cleared his throat, "Well, Xiao B, what do you think of the three of us?"
"Other than being slutty, there's nothing else to say." Su Yi sighed and sat up again.
"I'm a bitch, but which one of them is the coquettish one and which one is the slutty one?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, stunned.
"Obviously, I'm a prostitute!" Lu Ziqiao said.
Zhang Wei looked at everyone innocently: "I think I am very pure."
"Okay, if you have any conspiracy, just tell me!" Su Yi waved his hands, looking like he was breaking something.
"How did you know we had a conspiracy?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened in horror.
"It was a guess at first, but now it's confirmed." Su Yi sighed and said, "I have a request, can you let me go back?"
"No!" the three people said in unison.
Su Yi rolled his eyes.
"Hehe!" Zhang Wei smiled apologetically and came to Su Yi, "Xiao Yi, as the saying goes, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. You are the only one among us men who is not afraid of Yifei. As a friend, you have to make the decision for us.
.”
"Yes, Xiao Yi, just help us!" Zeng Xiaoxian pouted and acted coquettishly.
"Xiao Yi, if you really think of us as friends, help us this time!" Lu Ziqiao engaged in moral kidnapping.
Su Yi looked around, saw the three of them looking helpless, smiled, and stretched out his hand.
Zhang Wei immediately picked up the wine glass and placed it in Su Yi's hand.
"You three... live very comfortably and safely in 3602. There are security doors and walls to protect you. In fact, you don't need to come to me for help at all." Su Yi sighed, "But now you come to me and say,
Xiao B, please help us. But you have no respect for me at all, you don’t regard me as a friend, and you don’t even want to call me godfather.”
"Godfather!" The three of them shouted in unison, trying to be as obedient as possible.
Su Yi:(?_?`;)
"It's my fault. I forgot that you guys have no moral integrity." Su Yi sighed, "Okay, what do you want me to do?"
He gave up the last struggle.
"It's very simple, let her be scared once!" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up.
"It's best to scare her into screaming louder than us!" Zhang Wei said.
"And we want to watch her on the spot and appreciate her being frightened up close!" Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled with a look of longing and yearning on his face.
"Okay, as long as you dare to die, I will bury you." Su Yi shook his head and said.
"You will die first..." Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
But halfway through speaking, the eyes of the other three fell on his face.
Lu Ziqiao's expression froze, she rolled her eyes, and continued: "Then we will die again. In the end, the four of us will live and die together!"
"Yes!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei responded in unison.
"Haha..." Su Yi smiled half-heartedly, "Is it okay to live together, but die together? Just don't do it!"
That night, at twelve o'clock, Hu Yifei was sitting alone in the living room watching TV. Because she was afraid of disturbing Su Yi while she was working, she deliberately turned the TV volume to the minimum.
Tang Youyou didn't come back because she had to film a night scene. She and Su Yi were the only two people in 3601.
At Su Yi's suggestion, she specially picked a horror movie and watched it with concentration.
In order to create an atmosphere, she deliberately turned off the lights. In the entire living room, only the light from the TV flickered on and off, accompanied by a weird soundtrack.
Squeak...
Just when Hu Yifei was looking at it, she suddenly heard the sound of the door opening behind her.
She looked back alertly and saw Su Yi's door slowly opening, and then Su Yi, wearing black trousers and a white shirt, walked out of it, with an expressionless face and stiff limbs.
"What's wrong?" Hu Yifei was startled, "You're dressed as if you're going to an interview at night, what are you doing there?"
"Bathroom." Su Yi drawled and said in a sinister tone.
Hu Yifei was surprised and uncertain: "Go to the bathroom - interview?"
The corners of Su Yi's mouth curled up into a strange smile, and then he moved to the bathroom lightly while maintaining a slow and stiff posture.
Squeak - snap!
He closed the bathroom door.
Hu Yifei muttered something incomprehensible and turned back to watch TV.
Squeak...
But within two minutes of watching, the sound of opening the door came from behind again. At this time, Hu Yifei was seeing the highlight. She was startled by the sudden sound and almost jumped out of her wits.
Looking back, I saw Su Yi's door slowly opening.
Su Yi, who was wearing a white shirt and black trousers, walked out of the door with an expressionless face, his limbs stiff and his movements slow.
Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment.
"You...didn't you go to the bathroom just now?" she asked with her eyes widened in fear.
"Yes, I'm going to the bathroom." Su Yi said grimly, slowly moving towards the bathroom.
"I, I mean, didn't you go there just now?" Hu Yifei said tremblingly.
Su Yi, who had already reached the door of the bathroom and put his hand on the door handle, turned around slowly with a strange smile on his lips: "What are you saying...?"
Hu Yifei's eyes widened, and she felt all the hairs on her body were on fire. She backed up in fear and shouted, "You, don't be scary, Su Yi! You're scary to death!"
Squeak...snap.
Su Yi ignored her, turned around and entered the bathroom, closing the door.
Hu Yifei was completely in no mood to watch TV at this time. She only felt a chill in the back of her heart and a creepy feeling.
"Did...did I see it wrong before?" She even began to wonder if she was hallucinating.
Right here——
Squeak...
The sound of the door slowly opening sounded again.
Hu Yifei looked around in horror and saw Su Yi's door slowly opening again!
Following slow footsteps, a figure slowly walked out of the room. His face was expressionless, his limbs were stiff, and he was wearing a white shirt and black trousers.
Shockingly, it’s Su Yi again!
The third Su Yi!
"ah……"
A high-decibel scream instantly cut through the night.
