"Teacher Liangchen, what masterpiece did you write for us to admire?" Tang Youyou asked curiously.
Ding.
Su Yi was a little embarrassed: "Okay, you can search for the word "Liangchen" in Goose Factory News and you will see what I wrote. But before you read it, I have to explain in advance that I only wrote these things to make some quick money.
, does not represent my personal character and moral level."
If there was no "prior explanation" later, Hu Yifei and his wife might not think much about it.
But when Su Yi said this, the two people's eyes immediately lit up.
Su Yi drank the last sip of milk in the cup, stood up as if nothing had happened and said: "I have to leave beforehand, bye!"
After that, he quickened his pace and ran away.
boom!
As the door closed, Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou looked at each other.
"Something's wrong!" Tang Youyou said.
"Something is wrong!" Hu Yifei said.
"I'm going to get the iPad!" Hu Yifei quickly ran to her room and took out her tablet. The two women immediately put their heads together, opened the Goose Factory News, entered the word "good time", and then the following series of titles popped up -
—
"It feels good to put it in, but it hurts to pull it out. He wore his uniform and went to the young woman's house late at night!"
"Shocked! Bingbing does it twice a day, and the time is not short each time"!
"No eyesight to see! A young man and woman spent a long time in a hot pot restaurant and couldn't get it right!"
…
The titles of a series of poems about tigers and wolves all have the author's suffix "good times".
"this……"
The two women's eyes widened, and both of them blushed with shame.
"This is all such a mess!" Hu Yifei shouted angrily as veins popped up on his forehead, "You Su Yi, you look like a human being and you are actually engaging in pornography on the Internet!"
"That's right, it's too vulgar! It's too obscene! I didn't expect him to be this kind of person!" Tang Youyou clicked on an article while sharing the same hatred.
"You're still looking at it!" Hu Yifei glared.
"I'm looking at it with a critical eye!" Tang Youyou said hurriedly, "It's strange. Goose Factory is also a regular large company. How can it allow such a filthy thing to exist?"
"What's wrong with big companies? The most unscrupulous ones are these big companies!" Hu Yifei was furious, "Su Yi, Su Yi, I didn't expect someone with thick eyebrows and big eyes to do such a thing!"
"Ah? How could this happen!" Tang Youyou suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong?" The more Hu Yifei thought about it, the angrier she became. Unexpectedly, she had recruited a salty roommate.
"It's not the color. You see, it feels good to put it in, but it hurts to pull it out. He went to the young woman's house in his uniform late at night. It turned out that the woman couldn't take off the ring she had worn for three years. He asked the firefighter brother to help..." Tang
Youyou couldn't laugh or cry and said, "This, what is this!"
Hu Yifei was dumbfounded: "This - is it okay? That Bingbing has to do it twice a day, and the time is not short?"
"Let's see..." Tang Youyou clicked on another news, and immediately laughed and laughed, "What! It turns out that Bingbing has to apply facial masks twice a day, each time for more than half an hour."
"Damn!" Hu Yifei blushed a little, "What about that young man and woman who failed to get it right in the hot pot restaurant for a long time?"
"This is their first time to eat Sichuan hot pot. They didn't know how to adjust the oil bowl, but they couldn't get it right after adjusting it several times... Yifei, this is a food article introducing hot pot." Tang Youyou said with a smile, "This
Xiao Yi, you are very good at pulling off stunts. Those readers who are attracted by the name and click here to read, don’t know how they will feel.”
"That's how we feel now!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "You can obviously choose a good name, but you have to do these evil things! And the name is so vulgar, even if it doesn't involve color, it is at least borderline with color!"
"You don't understand this, right? Sister Yifei, this is called the eyeball effect!" Tang Youyou said with a smile, "Xiao Yi is penniless. If he wants to make money quickly, he must take the wrong approach. Normally, there is no way to make money at all.
There is no job that can bring in money so quickly. I was originally curious about how he would do it, but now it seems that he is quite capable!"
"I can understand his desire to make money, but this is too - too vulgar, right?" Hu Yifei said tangledly.
"This is not called vulgar, this is called sultry." Tang Youyou pursed her lips and smiled, "I don't know how Xiao Yi's brain grew. It is obviously a normal thing, so why is it abnormal when he writes it?"
"No wonder he hesitated and seemed embarrassed when he mentioned it." Hu Yifei was suddenly startled, and her eyes lit up again, "Huh? You said, if our entire love apartment knew that Su Yi is Liangchen, Liangchen is Su Yi,
What will happen?”
Tang Youyou was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but trembled: "Then he probably won't have the nerve to go out again. Sister Yifei, you won't..."
"Haha..." Tang Yifei laughed happily, "Yes! That's what you guessed! It's hard for our love apartment to have a great writer, how can we not celebrate it? I plan to pull up a big banner and make some more
For the brochure, it’s best to print Su Yi’s photo on it, and then promote him throughout the community to increase his popularity! Haha! He will definitely thank me very much!”
Thinking of that scene, Tang Youyou couldn't help but mourn for Su Yi: "Sister Yifei, you are so cruel, this is Lingchi's execution!"
The conversation changed: "It's just perverted enough, hehe, I like it!"
"Hahaha……"
The two girls laughed together.
"It's over. After Water Monkey, I'm afraid I'm going to be embarrassed again!"
At the same time, Su Yi, who was walking towards the cafe, couldn't help but sigh and silently mourned for himself for three seconds.
He had just completely offended Hu Yifei to death, and now Hu Yifei had caught him. Unless he could find Hu Yifei's loophole as soon as possible, there would definitely be an uproar.
But from the first moment he decided to write this thing, Su Yi expected that one day he would die in society.
Is there any way to stop Hu Yifei from messing around?
Su Yi thought about it carefully and found with some helplessness that it really didn't exist.
With Hu Yifei's competitive character that refuses to admit defeat, he is destined to never look back until he hits the wall, and never sheds tears until he sees the coffin. To convince Hu Yifei, he will have to go a long way, and it will definitely not be a goal that can be achieved in a short time.
But if Hu Yifei wanted to embarrass him, she could do it at any time.
So he is a lost person.
Forget it, after all, I made 10,000 yuan in two days. I expect to earn a BMW this month.
With such a generous remuneration, it is acceptable to suffer some "side effects".
Make money, don't be shabby, don't be shabby...
At worst, if I stock up on enough food rations in the past few days, I won't go out until I die.
When Su Yi arrived at the cafe, the editor-in-chief had already arrived.
He came with a contract. Su Yi took a quick look at it and found that there were no traps or anything like that. It was almost passable, so he signed it readily.
The two parties shook hands and said goodbye in a friendly manner. The whole process did not even take ten minutes.
"Teacher Liangchen, I am really happy to cooperate with you. Unfortunately, I have eighteen contracts to sign today. The first one is with you, and there are seventeen more after that... so I don't have time to invite you to lunch.
Already."
"What did Editor Zhao say? Just be busy."
"Okay, thank you very much, Mr. Liangchen, for your kindness. I'll take my leave now. I've just bought it, and I just got down to business. I haven't had a sip of your coffee yet. This coffee tastes good, you might as well try it first.
taste?"
Ding.
"OK."
"Okay, then you stay and say goodbye..."
Gu Yao
After the editor-in-chief left, Su Yi sat down again, picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip.
This coffee smells like coffee.
Well, actually he has no interest in this stuff. To him, a latte and an American cappuccino is like the difference between beef noodles with or without chili and vinegar.
After tasting the coffee, Su Yi planned to get up and leave.
But at this moment, a person suddenly jumped in front of Su Yi.
"Teacher Liangchen, please stay!"
The voice is soft and waxy, and the fragrance blows on your face.
When Su Yi saw the person clearly, he was startled.
Light yellow dress, long fluffy hair, exquisite facial features, and a proud figure.
He had that charming smile on his face, but he was slightly reserved and distant.
Qin Yumo?
Su Yi recognized this effervescently beautiful woman.
This is one of the protagonists of the love apartment, a high school classmate of Hu Yifei, but he has not moved into the love apartment yet.
But it should be soon.
Faced with the possibility of being a roommate in the future, Su Yi thought about it and did not turn away the person thousands of miles away.
"Hello, do you know me?" Su Yi pretended to be confused.
"I...of course I know you, Teacher Liangchen. I am a loyal fan of your books. Haha, I often read your masterpieces. I like them so much that I almost can't put them down. Hahaha..." Qin Yumo said with a look on his face
Looking up at Su Yi with a look of admiration.
Do you often read my masterpieces and never put them down?
There was a strange flash in Su Yi's eyes.
Your acting skills make me doubt that I have really written any great masterpiece...
"Do you... have anything to do with me?" Su Yi skipped the topic and asked straight to the point.
He was secretly wary, but he remembered that in the original plot, Hu Yifei used Qin Yumo to severely tease the trio of sluts and sluts.
He had just "broken up" with Hu Yifei before going out, and now Qin Yumo came to visit.
This "coincidence" made Su Yi have to suspect that there was some conspiracy.
"Hehe, it's a long story, Teacher Liangchen, why don't we sit down and talk?" Qin Yumo said obediently with a flattering smile.
Ding.
Okay, just sit down if you say so.
"Teacher Liangchen, my name is... Hu Yifei, just call me Yifei!" Qin Yumo rolled his eyes and said with a smile.
Su Yi's eyes looked slightly strange.
"Okay." He said with a smile, "Just call me Liangchen."
Impersonating Hu Yifei?
Why did Qin Yumo pretend to be Hu Yifei?
He doesn't know himself?
Don’t you know that you are Hu Yifei’s roommate?
What kind of medicine is sold in this gourd?
Although Su Yi cannot lie or refuse, it does not mean that he cannot pretend to be confused.
So he simply pretended to be confused.
"Teacher Liangchen, the fact that I met you so abruptly is like this..." Qin Yumo blinked, and mist immediately rose in his eyes, "I have a friend, her name is Qin Yumo, and recently her boyfriend Richard
Made her angry..."
After Qin Yumo finished telling the story about her friend Qin Yumo, Su Yi finally understood that today's meeting was really a coincidence.
Why did Qin Yumo move into a love apartment?
Because her boyfriend Richard made her angry, she decided to disappear and let Richard feel anxious.
She wanted to gain a sense of security through Richard's anxious and frantic search for her.
Regardless of how convoluted this brain circuit is, just talk about why she came to find Su Yi.
When she approached Su Yi, it was considered a last-minute idea.
She was sitting on the sofa next to her just now and heard the conversation between Su Yi and Chief Editor Zhao. From Chief Editor Zhao's compliments, she learned that Su Yi was a writer who could guide online public opinion, and his articles were "inspiring and enlightening".
"Laughing and scolding", "playing wildly" and "eclectic" can be called a "contemporary Zhou Shuren".
These words were all said by Chief Editor Zhao.
To be honest, when Chief Editor Zhao said these words, Su Yi was afraid that Zhou Shuren would climb out of the coffin and whip himself.
This is what he said, and when Su Yi heard it, whoever believed it would be a fool.
But Qin Yu and Mo believed it.
Qin Yumo was worried that if he just disappeared for fun, the punishment for Richard would be too light. He was wondering if there was any other way to increase the punishment for Richard.
When she heard that a contemporary Zhou Shuren was sitting at the next table, she suddenly had an idea and came up with a plan.
"Teacher Liangchen, this Richard has gone too far. It has caused me, my friend Qin Yumo, to be unable to sleep at night and unable to eat. Her tragic experience really makes those who see it cry and those who hear it sad. Don't you think so?"
"Qin Yumo said that he was moved while wiping his tears.
"Haha, but it didn't happen." Su Yipi said with a smile, "So what on earth do you want to see me for?"
"I know that you have always been a righteous writer, a noble person, a moral person, and a person who has escaped from vulgar taste. You are cold-blooded and cold-blooded, and you are willing to be a bully. You write with iron pen
In the Spring and Autumn Period, we criticized the evils of the times and were upright..." Qin Yumo continued.
"Stop it..." Su Yi really couldn't listen anymore, "Madam, please tell me the matter directly, or I will leave!"
"Hey, Teacher Liangchen is quick to talk, so I have something to say!" Qin Yumo said with a flattering smile, "I wonder...can you publish an article online praising Qin Yumo and condemning Richard?
?This can also be regarded as promoting good social customs."
Ding.
(﹀＿﹀)
Su Yi sighed: "Okay."
"You...do you agree now?"
Su Yi agreed too quickly, which made Qin Yumo a little unresponsive.
"Three conditions!" Su Yi raised three fingers, "As long as you agree, I will write it for you."
"Just say it!" Qin Yumo said happily.
"First, I will create a story based on what you just said. The background and plot of the story will be appropriately changed or exaggerated, but the theme will not deviate from the general direction of 'praising Qin Yumo and condemning Richard'. I
You cannot interfere with the creation for any reason, and once the commission is completed, you cannot return with any excuse, let alone make any changes."