"What happened? When did your room become a tourist attraction?"
"Yifei, why did you get so crazy just now? You suddenly rushed into my room and I almost walked away!"
"What exactly happened here?"
The four people in 3602 asked all kinds of questions.
Hu Yifei was already in a bad mood, and now she was annoyed by the noise. She waved her hands and stamped her feet and shouted: "Oh, I'm so annoying! You guys can talk, I'm leaving first!"
After that, he walked out without looking back.
Everyone watched Hu Yifei leave and looked at each other in confusion.
"What happened?" Zhang Wei looked confused.
Tang Youyou suddenly jumped into the middle and said eagerly: "You--want to know what happened? Come on, sit down and listen to me slowly telling you."
Twenty minutes later...
"Hahaha……"
The living room burst into laughter.
"Haha, Hu Yifei is shooting himself in the foot, stealing the chicken but losing the rice? Hahaha, it made me laugh so hard!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed so exaggeratedly that tears came out of his eyes.
"Hu Yifei, the devil, is today like this? It's so satisfying! So refreshing!" Lu Ziqiao raised her thumbs, her expression as refreshed as if she had drank Zangmi Paiyou Tea.
"Didn't you discover the key point of this matter?" Zhang Wei said with a smile, "You always tell me that Hu Yifei is at the top of the food chain in our love apartment, but now, she has been constantly embarrassed in front of Su Yi.
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"Yes! Could it be that Su Yi stands taller than Hu Yifei?" Guan Gu's eyes widened in wonder.
"Stand higher and pee further!" Lu Ziqiao continued.
"Where did Su Yi urinate?" Guan Gu asked strangely.
"This is a metaphor!" Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes, "I mean, from the current point of view, Hu Yifei has finally met a man who can subjugate her. Maybe, the day has come for us to become serfs and sing!"
"But Su Yi thinks we are too weak and doesn't want to take us with him," Zhang Wei said, "So we still haven't turned over. The only one who turned around is Su Yi. How about we take the initiative to join him?"
"Not so good!" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes, "Can Su Yi defeat Hu Yifei? Don't be ridiculous! Who is Hu Yifei? The devil! Just watch, he will taste Hu Yifei's power sooner or later!"
"Do you dare to bet?" Lu Ziqiao raised her eyebrows and looked sideways at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Just bet!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Okay, five hundred yuan, Guan Gu and Zhang Wei will be the notaries! I've decided to leave without any regrets!" Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.
"I'm not that boring. Let Guangu be your notary. I'm going to the convenience store." Zhang Weidao.
"Didn't you just go there yesterday?" Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.
Zhang Wei suddenly laughed obscenely: "You don't understand, I'm waiting for an encounter, hehehe..."
The rest of them all felt aversion to the cold.
"I also want to continue painting." Guangu magically said.
"I'm going to catch up on my sleep." Lu Ziqiao said.
"I'll go too!" Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly followed.
In the blink of an eye, all the men left, leaving Tang Youyou alone, looking left and right, then spreading her hands in boredom.
"It's so boring..." She sighed and muttered, "Where did Xiao Yi Zang go?"
Su Yi was actually outside the window the whole time.
He heard everything. Although things developed in the opposite direction as Hu Yifei expected, he had no intention of showing up.
Whether it's good or bad, it's always troublesome for Su Yi.
The last thing he wants to get into right now is trouble.
Later, after Hu Yifei left, Su Yi climbed in through the window, but did not make any sound.
After the four men next door had left, Su Yi quietly closed the bedroom door and started typing on the keyboard.
Tang Youyou thought there was no one at home, so she practiced her lines in the living room and acted out a sad drama with herself, as if she was mentally ill.
After a while "I love you more because I'm full".
After a while, "Shixian, tell me, do you love Pinru or me?"
After a while, "You only lost a leg, but what I lost was love."
Maybe it's because the sad drama is not enough, but this guy actually acted in the Kangxi Dynasty again.
"...They forced me to accomplish this great feat! I hate them, but I also respect them! Alas, it's a pity, they are all dead, and I am lonely..."
Then he sang a song "Borrow Heaven for Another Five Hundred Years" in bel canto, and then the duet started again.
"The first lunar month is also the third and fourth lunar month of the first lunar month. There is an annual holiday in the company, so the two of us go to visit..."
Su Yi couldn't bear it anymore, opened the door and walked out of the bedroom.
Tang Youyou was using two towels as a paper fan, wrapped in a floral sheet, and on her head was the same banner that the young man gave to Su Yi as a "reborn parent". She was pretending to be a Northeastern woman and twisting her big head.
Yangge.
The way you twist is called joyful, and the way you sing is called loud and clear.
Just as she was shaking her head and wagging her tail, she caught sight of Su Yi and her whole body suddenly froze in place.
(⊙?⊙)!
The two looked at each other silently for about ten seconds.
"You - when did you come back?" Tang Youyou sneered, her face as red as a monkey's butt.
"It's early. Ever since I loved you more because I was full, I wanted to remind you to keep your voice down." Su Yi said quietly.
Tang Youyou couldn't laugh anymore.
So isn’t that why you’re at home from beginning to end?
She covered her face with the banner wrapped around her head, lay down on the ground, and remained motionless.
Ah, I'm dead.
"Amen." Su Yi made the sign of the cross on his chest, looked at Tang Youyou with pity, then returned to the bedroom and closed the door.
While Tang Youyou was thinking about how to destroy Su Yi's humanity, Hu Yifei was also venting his crazy emotions to Qin Yumo in Qin Yumo's room upstairs.
"Su Yi! Damn Su Yi! I don't believe there is nothing we can do against him! I must get this place back!" Hu Yifei collapsed and shouted.
Qin Yumo said with a smile: "I have only been away for a long time, how come you are completely defeated? Who is this Su Yi? What on earth did he do to you? How did you deal with him in the morning?"
Hu Yifei's face turned disgusting, and she waved her hand and said: "Anyway, I was the one being laughed at! Yu Mo, you are the only one who can help me now!"
"Okay, okay, who made us sisters?" Qin Yumo said with a smile, "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
"I knew you were the most interesting!" Hu Yifei suddenly became happy, "I plan to..."
She muttered and told Qin Yumo her method.
Qin Yumo said "Ah" with a look of embarrassment on his face: "Ah? Seduction? I will move over and become his roommate in the future. Wouldn't it be bad to do this?"
"What's not so good? You're doing something for me!" Hu Yifei said, "Don't worry, every injustice has its own debtor. If he wants to blame, he can blame me! Besides, if he takes the bait, it will be him.
If you have lustful thoughts yourself, you cannot blame others!"
Qin Yumo thought for a while and reluctantly agreed: "Then...okay!"
"Yu Mo, you're the best!" Hu Yifei immediately beamed, "Then I'll go down first to see if Su Yi is back. If he's at home, I'll send you a message and you go take action. I'll call the frontman next door at the right time.
Come and watch! Haha, let’s see how he makes a fool of himself then!”
"Then - do I want to change clothes?" Qin Yumo asked.
"Of course you have to change, pretty girl, show off your figure boldly!" Hu Yifei said with a smile.
"There's nothing I can do about you! Okay, I'll go change my clothes."
"I'll go down and explore the way first!" Hu Yifei ran out impatiently.
When Hu Yifei returned home, she saw Tang Youyou sitting alone on the sofa in a daze, hitting her head with a cushion, with an expression on her face that "the world is not worth it".
"What's wrong with you, Youyou?" Hu Yifei asked in surprise.
"I want to die, don't stop me." Tang Youyou said with a cry.
"Is Su Yi at home?" Hu Yifei asked.
"Here." Tang Youyou said listlessly.
"Then...can you die somewhere else?" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, "For example - next door?"
Tang Youyou looked at Hu Yifei resentfully: "Sister Yifei, you are heartless, you are indifferent, you are unreasonable!"
"Why am I heartless? Why am I indifferent? Why am I being unreasonable?" Hu Yifei said subconsciously.
Then he waved his hands with a sound of "Ah, bah," and said, "Let's go, let's go. If you don't go, we won't be able to sing this scene."
"Who wants to sing?" Tang Youyou asked subconsciously.
"Hey, let's keep it a secret for now!" Hu Yifei said proudly, "Anyway, Su Yi will make a fool of himself soon."
Tang Youyou suddenly became energetic: "Really?"
"Shhhhhhh! Keep your voice down!" Hu Yifei said hurriedly, "Let's go to the next door and talk more slowly!"
"Okay! I'll go!" Tang Youyou gritted her teeth and stood up, "I can't die alone, I have to support you no matter what! Sister Yifei, I will definitely cooperate this time!"
The two of them ran out quietly.
When we arrived next door, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao had just woken up, chatting and spanking in the room, Guan Guqiu was drawing in the room, and Zhang Wei was not at home.
"Yifei? Why are you here?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.
"I'm here to treat you to a good show. Do you want to watch it?" Hu Yifei chuckled, with a look of pride and expectation.
"What's the show?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
Guan Gu magically walked out of the room and greeted Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou.
"Where is Zhang Weiren?" Hu Yifei asked.
"He went to the convenience store. Who knows why he went there all day long?" Lu Ziqiao said, spreading his hands.
"Call him back! Tell him that there is a good show waiting for him to see. After passing this village, there will be no store like this!" Hu Yifei couldn't wait to take out her mobile phone and send a text message to Qin Yumo.
"What's going on?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
"What else can happen? Have you forgotten who made Sister Yifei angry today?" Tang Youyou said with a smile.
The three boys looked at each other, their eyes brightening.
"Are you planning to take revenge on Su Yi?" the three of them said in unison.
"Why, can't it?" Hu Yifei snorted.
"Haha! What did I say?" Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands proudly, "I just said that Su Yi will never be Yifei's opponent. Yifei will give him a good look sooner or later, how about it? Haha, Zi Qiao, five hundred yuan!"
"
Lu Ziqiao sneered: "We still don't know the outcome, so it's too early for you to be complacent now, isn't it?"
"You actually made a bet between me and Su Yi?" Hu Yifei raised her eyebrows, "Are you tired of living?"
The expressions of Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao both changed, and the latter hurriedly said: "You fight, we will bet outside the market, and everyone will not interfere with each other!"
"I have no time to talk to you two now. I will settle the score with you later!" Hu Yifei snorted.
On the other side, Guan Gu magically called Zhang Wei and asked the latter to come back quickly. Qin Yumo also sent a message back to Hu Yifei, saying that he would go downstairs immediately.
Su Yi was completely unaware of all this. He was typing on the keyboard with his fingers flying.
Five minutes later, there was a knock on the door.
Su Yi's eyes were still staring at the screen, without even blinking, and the movements of his hands did not slow down at all.
The knocking on the door continued and eventually became a little impatient.
Su Yi frowned and stopped working, sighed, stood up, and walked out to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, a woman wearing a suspender skirt stood outside, revealing a large area of white skin, which was dazzling.
Then Su Yi and Qin Yumo outside the door were stunned at the same time.
"You——Teacher Liangchen!" Qin Yumo's eyes widened in surprise, "Why are you here?"
Su Yi smiled: "Please come in, and we'll talk after you come in."
He calmly glanced at the door of 3602 next to him. He heard someone lying down behind the next door and eavesdropping.
No need to ask, Hu Yifei must have made another move.
Qin Yumo walked in with a confused look on his face, and Su Yi closed the door.
The two came to the living room. Su Yi poured a glass of water for Qin Yumo and asked with a smile: "Yifei asked you to come, right? How does she plan to deal with me?"
"Are you Su Yi? Are you also Teacher Liangchen?" Qin Yumo suddenly realized.
"Yes." Su Yi smiled.
"So, you knew I was not Hu Yifei yesterday morning?" Qin Yumo said awkwardly.
"Yes." Su Yi said.
"Your third condition yesterday was that when we meet again in the future, I will stand by you unconditionally. Is it because you guessed the current situation?" Qin Yumo said with a strange expression.
"I can confirm that you are Yifei's friend." Su Yi thought for a while and said, "Yifei can't deal with me on her own, so she will most likely hire foreign aid, and I think she will probably hire you."
"You are really...a monster, haha, no wonder even Yifei has been repeatedly frustrated at your hands." Qin Yumo squeezed out a smile and said, "Teacher Liangchen, can I ask you for something?"
"I will keep the matter of you impersonating Hu Yifei a secret." Su Yi said with a smile.
"Thank you, thank you!" Qin Yumo said hurriedly, "Then I...well, I have to fulfill my promise, so I have to feel sorry for Yifei. Sigh, Yifei must hate me to death."
Su Yi smiled and said: "Your commission must not be kept secret. If Yifei wants to explain it later, just say you want something from me, wouldn't it?"
"Haha, you don't understand. No matter what, she will definitely hate me." Qin Yumo said sarcastically.
"That means it doesn't matter whether you explain it or not?" Su Yi asked.
"What do you mean?" Qin Yumo was startled.
"Do you want to see Hu Yifei scream out of fear?" Su Yi asked with a smile.