Su Yi smiled and continued: "The so-called survivor bias refers to the fact that people who have survived have common patterns, but people who have not survived have different styles. Zi Qiao, in fact, you have picked up so many girls over the years, is it possible?
Don't you notice that they are a bit the same?"
He smiled and patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder, who was stunned.
"Those girls who reject you are actually of all kinds, and each one has a completely different personality. It's a pity that your seventy-two tricks for picking up girls don't work on them."
"So admit it, Zi Qiao, in fact, your special skills in picking up girls can only pick up girls who are not very smart." Su Yi said to Lu Zi Qiao without mercy.
puff!
Lu Ziqiao covered her chest in pain and widened her eyes in horror.
At this moment, his world collapsed.
The thing he was most proud of was completely denied by Su Yi.
"No, that's not the case..." Lu Ziqiao said tremblingly, shaking her head and refusing to admit it.
But his expression told everyone that he actually believed what Su Yi said.
"Hahaha!" Everyone couldn't stop laughing.
What do you think of Lu Ziqiao?
In addition to being very messy and scumbag when it comes to women, and sometimes cheating on his friends, he actually has some merits in how he treats his friends.
If he was really a good-for-nothing bastard, no one here would play so well with him.
But having a good relationship does not mean that they agree with Lu Ziqiao's wandering behavior. Everyone has always been very uncomfortable with Lu Ziqiao's self-proclaimed young hero. Moreover, everyone is a moral person and cannot understand Lu Ziqiao's scumbag nature.
Now that we have discovered that Lu Ziqiao can only deceive stupid girls, everyone feels a sense of surprise.
"It turns out that you are nothing more than that, Zi Qiao! It's a shame that I have been admiring you for so long! Hehe, I announce that starting from today, I will leave the group!" Zhang Wei gloated.
"I have said before that Lu Ziqiao is nothing special at all!" Zeng Xiaoxian also added insult to injury, "When I said this, you thought I was jealous! Do you believe it now? Haha! Facts have proved that my view at the time was right.
of!"
"Don't be so pretty. You are indeed jealous of Zi Qiao. It has nothing to do with Xiao Yi's current views." Hu Yifei sneered.
"No! It won't be like this! Absolutely not!" Lu Ziqiao collapsed a little. He pointed at Su Yi and shouted excitedly, "I will prove to you that I can handle even the smartest girl.
!I will tell you with facts, what you just said is not true!"
"Okay, come on." Su Yi encouraged him with a smile.
"But it costs money to pick up girls. Please lend me five thousand yuan first and I will prove it to you!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly changed the subject and looked serious.
Ding.
"..." Su Yi chuckled, "Okay, I'll give it to you tomorrow."
"Thank you! I will be a good brother forever!" Lu Ziqiao changed her face like flipping through a book, patted Su Yi on the shoulder, and said with a smile.
"Did you really agree to lend him money?" Hu Yifei said incredulously, "He clearly wants to use your money to pick up girls. Moreover, before you, all of us, including Yumo, have been lent money by him.
The speed at which he pays back money...haha, it can grind a snail to death."
"Hey, Yifei, I didn't ask you to borrow money, why are you so nervous?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfied.
"Who, who is nervous!" Hu Yifei suddenly shouted as if her tail was stepped on, "I'm just a friendly reminder!"
Qin Yumo glanced at Hu Yifei suspiciously.
"It doesn't matter, it's the first time Zi Qiao talks to me. I can't refuse him." Su Yi said with a smile, "Besides, he's just a little slow in paying back the money. I'm not in a hurry."
"As long as you know what you're doing!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "By the way, you've been idle at home since you finished writing. What are your plans next? You can't just sit back and have nothing, right?"
"I have some ideas, but I haven't decided yet." Su Yi smiled.
The "Return of the God of War" thing can't be exposed, otherwise Hu Yifei and the others will definitely laugh to death with the crooked God of War's pretentious routine.
Su Yi has already died several times, and he never wants to do it again.
Then the conversation changed and he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and asked: "Tell me, what do you want to see me for?"
The attraction of the crowd was immediately transferred again.
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes, suddenly raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "It's okay! What can happen to me?"
Su Yi smiled, picked up the tea cup and said calmly: "After passing this village, there is no such shop."
"Okay, I do have something to do." Zeng Xiaoxian decisively stopped pretending.
With a sad face, he looked at everyone and asked with some embarrassment: "Did you listen to my show last night?"
Everyone looked startled when they heard this and became slightly weird.
Everyone is not crazy, who would listen to such a boring program at two o'clock in the middle of the night?
But they are all friends, but it's hard to explain clearly.
"Listen."
"Of course I did!"
“I will never miss any episode of Teacher Zeng’s program!”
Everyone was laughing and telling lies.
"What do you think of my program?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at everyone suspiciously.
"The music is beautiful, the content is substantial, the theme is clear, and fascinating!" Lu Ziqiao summarized it in sixteen words, which won unanimous approval from everyone.
"Yes, yes, Zi Qiao is right."
"That's so right!"
"That's right, the show is so exciting!"
"You're lying. In fact, you didn't listen at all, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "There was an accident on my show last night!"
"Ah?" Everyone except Su Yi exclaimed.
Zeng Xiaoxian noticed Su Yi's expression and said in surprise: "Brother Xiao Yi, aren't you surprised?"
"Of course, because I really listened, I know what happened." Su Yi said, "To be exact, since I came to the love apartment, except for the first day, I have listened to your program every night without interruption.
"
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately became excited: "I didn't expect you, Xiao Yi, to be my loyal listener!"
"No, I just have insomnia, but your program can help me sleep." Su Yi smiled politely at Zeng Xiaoxian.
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Zeng Xiaoxian's expression froze on his face.
"puff!"
Tang Youyou couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, I'm not laughing at you, hahaha..."
She also explained something.
"Okay, okay, you can laugh at me all you want!" Zeng Xiaoxian said depressedly, "At least I know that some people are indeed listening to my show. Brother Xiaoyi, what do you think of my performance last night?"
"What do you think?" Su Yi asked back, "Listening to you burping all night made me dream about you burping at me."
"Ah? Teacher Zeng, you actually hiccupped during the show?" Guan Guqi said in surprise.
"I don't want to either!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a grimace, "But I just can't help it! And I don't know why, once I start fighting, I can't stop at all."
"This is life's anger, why shouldn't we let it go?" Hu Yifei suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, this is nothing, isn't it just hiccups? It's not like letting go of anger."
"Giggle..." Tang Youyou and Qin Yumo both laughed.
"But I'm live broadcasting, everyone!" Zeng Xiaoxian's face became even more bitter, "Everyone in the city heard me burping!"
"Teacher Zeng, I think you overestimate yourself." Zhang Weidao said, "I even doubt that except Xiao B, who uses your program to help him sleep, no one listens to your program at all."
"How is that possible!" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it at all.
"Don't attack Zeng Xiaoxian, at least I will listen sometimes." Hu Yifei said.
"Look!" Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands.
"I also use it for hypnosis, haha!" Hu Yifei suddenly laughed too.
Zeng Xiaoxian's face suddenly became embarrassed.
"Why don't you have any sympathy?" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "This is a major live broadcast accident, and it may affect my career!"
"Did your boss talk to you today?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
"That's not true." Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Recently, our radio station held a competition for outstanding hosts, and your old sweetheart Lisa Rong was the judge. You know, she is already biased against me, and she will definitely use this accident to criticize me.
When the top program goes online, my selection is hopeless and my bonus is gone!"
At the end of the sentence, Zeng Xiaoxian cried out in a tearful tone.
"Has she looked for you?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
"Not yet, but I feel like she will come to me at any time!" Zeng Xiaoxian said worriedly, "I am uncertain about my life or death now, and you still come to laugh at me!"
"Okay, okay, at worst we promise we won't laugh at you anymore!" Hu Yifei comforted her.
"Yeah!"
"We don't laugh at you, Teacher Zeng."
Everyone hurriedly expressed their opinions.
"Actually, you don't have to think too much," Su Yi said, "Maybe your leader didn't hear it at all, so you just pretend it never happened. As long as your leader doesn't mention it, don't mention it either."
"How could they not hear it?" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, "My program is broadcast live throughout the city, and as Lisa Rong is my direct supervisor, she must control the content of my program!"
Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Yi with tears in his eyes: "Brother Xiao Yi, I narrowly escaped death this time. You have to help me no matter what!"
"How can I help you? Your leader and I don't know each other." Su Yi spread his hands.
"But they all know you!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, "The famous father of shock media and the most conscientious self-media person, you are now famous all over the country!"
Su Yi seemed to realize something when he heard this, and couldn't help but sigh: "Mr. Zeng, I declined all media interviews and refused to appear in front of the camera. I just don't want to show my face. I just want to live peacefully."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Yi pitifully: "I know you are indifferent to fame and wealth and have elegant character, but at noon today, Lisa Rong took the initiative to find me and asked me if I could invite you to do a talk show on the radio...
"
Ding.
"You won't agree, will you?" Hu Yifei interrupted.
"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to deny it, but gave up, "Well, I did agree, because I felt that if I could facilitate this matter, I would be able to redeem myself, and Lisa Rong would not hold me accountable.
It’s about the hiccups.”
"Zeng Xiaoxian!" Hu Yifei was so angry that she raised her eyebrows, "You're a swindler! You clearly know that Xiao Yi wants to stay away from right and wrong. You even refused so many TV interviews from provincial TV stations. You, a small radio station, still want to invite
He went? You actually agreed? You are deliberately pushing Xiao Yi into the fire pit!"
"I was confused for a moment..." Zeng Xiaoxian winced, "If it really doesn't work, then forget it."
In fact, he also knew that he was in the wrong, otherwise he wouldn't have treated Su Yi to dinner with uncharacteristically heavy bleeding.
During this time, they saw with their own eyes that Su Yi really refused interviews from all media and even refused invitations from many TV stations. They all believed that Su Yi really didn't want to be famous.
They had had a discussion about this before, and they all expressed their admiration at Su Yi's indifference to fame and fortune, because fame and fortune often represent huge interests and status, and Su Yi could throw away things that many people dream of, like a pair of worn shoes.
It's an incredible thing.
At least they would never be able to do it if they faced the same situation.
"Teacher Zeng, you are really a little hasty this time." Qin Yumo said helplessly, "If Teacher Liangchen really participates in your radio program, what will you make the major TV stations who have been rejected by him think? They will be jealous because of this.
Mr. Liangchen’s. The entertainment industry is very deep. Mr. Liangchen must have some considerations in refusing to get in. You are really making things difficult for Mr. Liangchen.”
"Teacher Zeng, why don't you tell your boss that Xiao Yi rejected you?" Tang Youyou came up with an idea.
"Well, it seems that I really did something wrong in this matter. I shouldn't have said it so casually." Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly, "Forget it, Brother Xiaoyi, I was wrong in this matter. Today's meal
, just think of me as apologizing to you."
Su Yi sighed and said, "Based on what I know about you, you must have boasted about crossing the sea to your leader, right?"
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled coquettishly: "It doesn't matter, I often break my promises anyway."
"Forget it, this is the first time you have spoken to me, I have no reason to refuse you." Su Yi said, "I have done you a favor. You can reply to your boss. I agreed to this, but I want to host the talk show.
It's you, not others - forget it, give them my phone number, it's not easy for you to talk about this, I'll talk to them."
As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was stunned.
Especially Zeng Xiaoxian, he almost didn't believe his ears.
"Xiao, Xiao Yi, what did you say?" he asked in a trembling voice.
"Xiao Yi, have you thought it through?" An anxious look flashed in Hu Yifei's eyes, "You finally broke away from the circle of right and wrong, and you got yourself involved in it just to brag about Zeng Xiaoxian. Is it worth it? In fact, you don't have to do this. Even if
If you don't go, the worst thing is that Zeng Xiaoxian will be scolded by his leader, and he won't even be scolded, and nothing serious will really happen to him."
Everyone else was very moved, but it was difficult for them to speak at this time.
Su Yi smiled and said: "Didn't you just ask me what I planned to do? I told you that I haven't figured out what to do yet. I really don't want to get involved in the entertainment industry because I am very afraid of trouble. But life is about everyone.
Made up of all kinds of trouble?"
Su Yi shook his head: "Just think that I am here to overcome the disaster."
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