Zhang Wei wants to sleep with Su Yi, but Su Yi cannot refuse Zhang Wei's request.
Forget it if he is an ordinary person, Su Yi is not so withdrawn that he cannot accept sleeping with others.
But this is Zhang Wei!
He grinds his teeth while sleeping, farts, snores, and sleepwalks. As long as you can think of any problems you can think of, he has them!
He has everything you can’t imagine!
And he talked a lot, so the three people next door couldn't stand him and kicked him out.
Zhang Wei looked at Su Yi with a smile: "Brother Xiao Yi, I know you are the most loyal person and you will definitely not refuse me, right?"
Su Yi looked up at the clock in the living room and said to Zhang Wei: "It's two forty in the morning. It's okay if you want to sleep in my room, but from the first step you step into my room, if you dare to say a word,
I'll knock you out immediately and throw you on the bed! Is that acceptable?"
Zhang Wei chuckled: "I know, Brother Yi, you are joking, right?"
"Is it funny?" Su Yi asked.
Zhang Wei shook his head hastily.
"That's not a joke." Su Yi stared at him expressionlessly.
Zhang Wei's expression gradually stiffened.
Su Yi opened the door, took out a barbell he used for exercise from the back of the room, tilted his neck to Zhang Wei, "Please come in."
Zhang Wei swallowed hard, looked at Su Yi's face, and then looked at the barbell in Su Yi's hand. He forced a smile and said tremblingly: "What about that, Brother Yi, I won't bother you. I suddenly remembered that Zeng
The teacher tried his best to invite me to sleep with him, but the invitation was so warm that I went to sleep with him."
"Really?" Su Yi shook the barbell in his hand, "You don't want to sleep with me, do you?"
"How could it be!" Zhang Wei panicked and tried to deny it, "I really want to sleep with you, but I really can't break my trust, so I can only bear the pain and give up my love."
Su Yi raised his eyebrows, what kind of nonsense are these?
"Okay then. You gave up on your own." Su Yi put down the dumbbell with a smile. Before Zhang Wei could breathe a sigh of relief, he clenched his fist loudly and moved his neck again.
Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.
"Do you want me to send you off?" Su Yi asked.
"No! No need!" Zhang Wei turned pale with fright, took two steps back, and hurriedly ran away.
"By the way, Zhang Wei." Su Yi suddenly called him again.
"Suddenly I remembered a little bedtime story and wanted to share it with you." Su Yi said with a smile, "There used to be a man who disturbed people's dreams at 2:40 in the middle of the night, and then - he was beaten to death.
!”
┌(.Д.)┐!
Zhang Wei's eyes widened in horror.
Su Yi smiled and waved to him: "Good night."
boom.
The room door was closed.
Zhang Wei stood in the living room, swallowed hard, and then ran away as fast as he could.
Two minutes later, the wailing sounds of Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's collapse came from the next room.
On this night, 3602 is destined to have a wild night.
At ten o'clock in the morning the next day, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Guangu Qiqi came to find Su Yi.
"Brother Xiao Yi, help us, you are the only one who can save us now. If you don't save us...then we are really doomed!" Zeng Xiaoxian cried exaggeratedly, and there was only thunder but no rain.
Ding.
Su Yi sighed: "It's about Zhang Wei, right? How do you want me to help you?"
"It's very simple, get up wherever you fall!" Lu Ziqiao said, "Zhang Wei lost his room to Yifei in the intelligence competition, so similarly, we also defeated Zhang Wei in the same competition.
Win your room back!”
"We all agree that if there is one person in this world who can defeat Yifei, it must be you, so Brother Yi, please help us! Aunt Aligado's belt is dead!" Guan Gu said solemnly.
"Okay!" Su Yi stood up, "There can only be one Haonan in Causeway Bay! Hu Yifei, it looks like I'm going to have a showdown with you again!"
Ten minutes later, on the sofa in the living room of 3601.
"So, the four guys next door asked you to challenge me?" Hu Yifei sneered, "I knew they would eventually ask you to come. Looking at the love apartment, the only one qualified to fight me is you!"
Su Yi smiled and asked: "Are you praising me?"
"Otherwise?" Hu Yifei sneered and suddenly changed the topic, "Okay! I'll compete with you! My bet is Zhang Wei's room, but what about yours? What are you betting on me? Your room?"
Su Yi thought for a moment and said, "How about a room for the three of them? If I lose, you can change room 3602 into a chess and card room."
"This is a good idea!" Hu Yifei's eyes lit up, "We can play mahjong and poker together next door!"
"Hey, are you mistaken? Why are you using our room as a bet?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfied.
"You don't have to bet..." Su Yi smiled and spread his hands, "I can do it anyway, you choose."
"The room for the three of us is just the room for the three of us!" Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand, "Brother Xiaoyi, we believe in you!"
"That's right! We shrews cooked porridge and fought hard!" Guan Gu magically gritted his teeth and shook his fist.
"That's called burning the boat down!" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
"Wow wow wow wow, is there another competition?" Suddenly, Tang Youyou ran in from outside like a gust of wind, her eyes shining, "Okay, okay, okay, when does it start?"
"Right now!" Hu Yifei was full of fighting spirit. She was very obsessed with defeating Su Yi, and the sword was already a little hungry. "How do you want to play?"
"I can do it, it's up to you!" Su Yi spread his hands.
"Have you seen it? What is domineering? This is domineering!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately shouted to the side to warm up the fire, "Hu Yifei, as the saying goes, the strong has its own strong hand. Every mountain is higher than the other. Don't always think that you are in love.
The smartest person in the apartment, haha, let me show you today what it means to be the king of wisdom!"
"Hey, it's not your competition, why are you so excited?" Hu Yifei said unhappily.
"But Brother Xiao Yi represents us! It's equivalent to us participating in the competition!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed strangely, "Jiejie, are you scared?"
"Bah!" Hu Yifei sneered, "Afraid? Just wait until your room becomes a chess and card room! Xiao B, I won't take advantage of you. Today we will find an impartial third party to come up with questions for us and serve as
referee!"
"Actually, it doesn't matter, you can just come." Su Yi said.
"That won't work! I want to convince you!" Hu Yifei waved her hand and looked at Tang Youyou on the side, "Yuyou, you come up with the questions and be the referee!"
"Are you thinking of me now? Why did you go there so early?" Tang Youyou said arrogantly.
"If you don't want to, I'll go find Yu Mo!" Hu Yifei pretended to stand up.
"Oh, I'm kidding you, I really want to play!" Tang Youyou couldn't stand it any longer, hugging Hu Yifei's arm flatteringly and shaking it, "Give me half an hour to prepare, I will definitely give you both a wonderful show.
Unforgettable – the game!”
After that, Tang Youyou ran away like a gust of wind.
"You still have to wait half an hour?" Lu Ziqiao complained dissatisfied. He rolled his eyes and suddenly suggested, "How about we use this half hour to play an exciting game of flying chess?"
"Tch, I'm not playing!" Hu Yifei said disdainfully.
"I don't play either, flying chess is the most boring thing." Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Ziqiao, the game I hate most is flying chess, especially your flying chess, so don't mention your flying chess again." Guan Gu magically waved his hands.
Lu Ziqiao shrugged and looked at Su Yi.
Su Yi rolled his eyes: "I will follow the crowd."
Half an hour later, when Tang Youyou changed into a small suit, put on white gloves, and brought the scoreboard, she found that these five people were having a great time playing Ludo.
"Watch me shake a six, six six six!" Hu Yifei stepped on the coffee table and threw the dice onto the flying chessboard like a big sword.
The dice shook for a few weeks and stopped, and it turned out to be a six.
"Ouch..." Everyone screamed in disbelief, mixed with Hu Yifei's proud laughter.
"Didn't you say there was a competition? Why are you playing flying chess?" Tang Youyou was dumbfounded, "Then do you want to compete?"
"Of course we will compete, but aunt, why don't we compete after playing this game of flying chess." He raised his eyebrows at Tang Youyou, "Do you want to join?"
"I'm here to be a referee! I don't want to join!" Tang Youyou shouted angrily.
ten minutes later--
"It's my turn, it's my turn, get out of the way and watch my God of Gamblers appear!" Tang Youyou took a good stance and threw the dice on the table.
But it shakes out a little bit.
"No..." She screamed in despair, covering her face and kneeling, while others laughed mercilessly.
The referee and the players from both sides played Ludo until lunch time, and then everyone ordered takeout and had lunch together. After they were full, the game officially started.
Both players were very calm and composed, but the three spectators were more nervous than the players.
"Brother Xiao Yi, you must win. If you lose, we will sleep on the streets!" Zeng Xiaoxian said in a trembling cry.
"Brother Xiao Yi, you are the hope of our whole village, you must live up to your expectations!" Lu Ziqiao clenched her fists to encourage her.
"Brother Xiao Yi, if you lose, I will commit seppuku for you in a minute!" Guan Gu pretended to hold a knife and stabbed himself in the stomach.
"That's enough for you!" Hu Yifei looked at them sideways, "You're not the one competing. Why are you so excited? The emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is!"
"What does it have to do with you? You're just jealous that you don't have a support group!" Lu Ziqiao retorted.
"That's right! In the past, under your tyranny, everyone dared to be angry and dare not speak out, but now that someone has risen up, we people will naturally choose to follow him and resist you, a tyrant!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted.
"Down with Hu Yifei!" Guan Gu magically raised his arms and shouted.
"Down with Hu Yifei!" the three of them shouted in unison.
"Hey, these three people are seriously disrupting the order of the field. You don't care about the referee?" Hu Yifei was dissatisfied and said to Tang Youyou who was watching the fun, "Isn't it your responsibility as a referee to maintain order on the field?"
Tang Youyou, who was "clucking" with joy, suddenly came back to his senses, cleared his throat, and warned Zeng Xiaoxian and others: "Since you are the first offenders, I will give you a verbal warning not to disrupt the order of the arena, otherwise, you will be invited."
Come out of the arena and deprive you of your spectator status!"
The three of them immediately spread their hands and shrugged, looking indifferent, and stopped saying anything.
"I declare that the competition has officially begun!" Tang Youyou said solemnly, "The rules of the competition are as follows. The two teams take turns answering thirty questions. Each question is timed for thirty seconds. One point is added for correct answers. No points will be deducted for wrong answers.
have you understood?"
Hu Yifei smiled and said: "Yuyou, you are quite professional!"
Tang Youyou shouted softly with a straight face: "It is forbidden to get close to the referee!"
Hu Yifei: (°ー°〃)!
The impartial referee Tang took out a coin and said: "Next, we have to toss a coin to decide who answers the question first."
"I want flowers!" Hu Yifei said first.
"The other side." Su Yi said with a smile.
"Oh no! The opportunity was taken away by Hu Yifei!" Lu Ziqiao slapped her leg in annoyance.
"What kind of chicken?" Guangu asked in surprise.
"Having a head start means that the one who answers the question first will have a better chance of winning!" Lu Ziqiao said nervously.
"I said, since we have chosen Brother Xiao Yi to represent us, all we have to do is trust him, and we don't have to worry too much, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"You don't understand! In any game, off-field factors must be considered," Lu Ziqiao waved his hands, "With us, Brother B will have a better chance of winning!"
"Yes, I support Zi Qiao on this point!" Guan Gu magically said.
On the field, Tang Youyou tossed a coin, showed it, and announced the result: "Yes."
"Damn, I told you that Hu Yifei shouldn't have chosen first!" Lu Ziqiao said angrily, "Who chose the word?"
"I don't know, anyway, Hu Yifei chose Hua, not him." Zeng Xiaoxian also sighed.
Guan Gu is magical and dejected.
Three seconds later, the three people suddenly reacted, and they all raised their arms and cheered!
Su Yi:(??_?)!
I'm afraid these three are not all fools, right?
"Warning!" Referee Tang took out the yellow card and gave a serious warning, "Audiences in the audience are prohibited from making loud noises and disturbing the order! If you do it again, two yellows will turn into one red, you will be expelled from the field, and you will be disqualified from the audience! Don't say that.
Unpredictable!"
The three of them immediately shut up, but they all silently made "yeah" gestures and laughed happily.
Hu Yifei showed an expression of caring for the mentally retarded and said to Tang Youyou: "Let's start quickly. I'm afraid that seeing the three of them again will affect my IQ."
"Okay, the game starts now!" Tang Youyou cleared her throat, "The one who answers the question first is Team B. Please choose the type of answer!"
"I'll choose!" Lu Ziqiao raised her hands again and shouted, "We choose the European and American entertainment genre!"
..@_@||||..!
"There is no such category!" Tang Youyou was furious, "We only have animal category, life category, film and television category and science category!"
"Lifestyle." Su Yi picked one at random.
"Please listen to the question!" Tang Youyou said seriously, "Excuse me, what games can't a little boy and a little girl play together?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone present except Su Yi was stunned.
The three spectators looked at each other and laughed obscenely.
"Of course it's that embarrassing thing!" Lu Ziqiao chuckled.
"Children can't learn to be bad!" Zeng Xiaoxian moved his eyebrows obscenely.
"Is it so exciting from the beginning?" Guan Guqi Qi was a little shy.
On the other side, Hu Yifei also looked at Tang Youyou with a strange expression.
However, Tang Youyou stared at Su Yi and urged: "This contestant, you only have thirty seconds, please answer as soon as possible!"
"Guessing," Su Yi said with a smile, "You can't play guessing."