The wine bottles in the hands of the five men touched together, and then they each drank "tons and tons".
"Hiccup!" Zhang Wei burped and looked very happy, "I really didn't expect that you would actually challenge Yifei for me, and you actually won Yifei! Thank you, especially thank you Xiao
Brother Yi, what a good buddy! So loyal!"
Su Yi smiled and said: "You're welcome, we have no choice but to do it."
"Ah?" Zhang Wei was stunned.
"Brother Xiao Yi means that as brothers, it's our duty to do these things!" Lu Ziqiao hurriedly answered, "Zhang Wei, if you really want to thank us, I have a proposal."
"No borrowing money!" Zhang Wei said warily.
"Damn!" Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes, "Then I have nothing to say."
"Brother Xiao Yi, do you really plan to let Hu Yifei fulfill his promise?" Guan Gu asked curiously.
"She's already planning to cheat!" Su Yi spread his hands.
"You can force Hu Yifei to cheat, Brother Yi!" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled coquettishly and raised his eyebrows at Su Yi.
Before he finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian's phone rang.
He answered "Uh-huh" for a while, then hung up the phone and said to everyone: "The neighborhood committee came to see me for something. I'll go first and be back soon!"
Not long after Zeng Xiaoxian left, Tang Youyou came running.
"Everyone, I need support!" Tang Youyou said fiercely, "Didn't there be a case of robbery and injury at the door of the bar two days ago? I just talked with the bartender and he agreed that I should give an anti-robbery safety education in the bar.
Demo, now I need to recruit a handsome guy to be my leading actor! This person must be handsome enough and strong enough!"
Zhang Wei immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "There is no doubt that the person you are looking for is me."
"You?" Tang Youyou looked at her carefully, then waved her hand: "Okay, okay, it's you!"
The other men's eyes were all dull.
"Zhang Weishuai?" Guan Gu raised his eyebrows mysteriously.
"Is he strong enough?" Lu Ziqiao disdained.
"You two are just jealous of me!" Zhang Wei snorted coldly, "Even Youyou admits that I am the most handsome, and Brother Xiaoyi also acquiesces, right Brother Xiaoyi?"
"Zhang Wei is quite handsome." Su Yi said.
"Look!" Zhang Wei grinned proudly.
"It's just that his handsomeness is not obvious." Su Yi added, "If you want to discover his handsomeness, you have to assume that all the men in the love apartment do not exist, and that all women generally have aesthetic problems."
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed unbridled.
"You... are all jealous of me!" Zhang Wei snorted coldly, "You are just jealous that Yuyou chose me but not you guys! By the way, Yuyou, is the role I want to play a handsome guy?"
Tang Youyou showed a sincere smile: "Zhang Wei, don't worry, I will definitely let you perform in your true colors!"
"You understand me!" Zhang Wei's eyebrows were dancing and he pointed at Tang Youyou.
"Then let's go to a quiet place over there to have a scene?" Tang Youyou suggested.
"OK!"
The two of them quickly walked over there.
"Yuyou actually chose Zhang Wei as the protagonist instead of me, huh! She really has no vision!" Guan Gu magically said angrily.
"No, her choice of Zhang Wei just shows that she has a good vision." Su Yi said with a smile, "Guan Gu, don't forget, what drama is Yoyo going to play?"
"In a robbery scene, do you think Yoyo can play a robber?" Su Yi asked.
Guan Gu's eyes suddenly lit up and he laughed loudly: "I understand! I understand! No wonder she wants Zhang Wei to play the role, hahaha..."
While he was laughing, Guangu's mysterious expression suddenly changed.
He turned around in a panic and hurriedly picked up the bottle, drinking to cover up his nervousness.
After fidgeting for a while, he suddenly gritted his teeth and stood up and said, "I have something to do and I have to leave. Brother Yi, Zi Qiao, I'm sorry!"
After saying that, he ran away.
"There's a problem!" Lu Ziqiao narrowed his eyes, "Brother Xiao Yi, don't you think something is wrong with Guan Gu?"
"Does it have anything to do with us?" Su Yi said that he didn't care.
"Of course it does matter. As a friend, shouldn't you care about him?" Lu Ziqiao stretched her neck and followed Guan Gu magically away.
Suddenly his eyes widened: "Damn! Guangu actually went to pick up a girl?"
Su Yi subconsciously looked back, and sure enough he saw Guan Gu Qingqi chatting and laughing with a girl sitting at the bar.
"Zhe Peng people are really cool, they do practical things without saying a word!" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up with gossip, "Brother Xiao Yi, I'm going to investigate the situation and see how this guy Guan Gu picks up girls."
Before Su Yi could agree, he ran away in a hurry.
Looking at the empty sofa in front of him, Su Yi shrugged and continued drinking.
"Hey, what's wrong with someone? Don't you have so many good brothers? Why are you sitting here alone and drinking?" Hu Yifei's sinister voice came from behind. She and Qin Yumo walked over and stood before Su Yi.
Sit down opposite.
Su Yi smiled at the two of them and raised the wine bottle in his hand as a greeting.
"Why are you the only one, Teacher Liangchen? Where are the others?" Qin Yumo asked.
"Everyone has something to do and left, why are you here?" Su Yi asked.
"You can come, why can't we come? Your family owns the bar?" Hu Yifei sneered.
"Youyou asked us to come down and said there was a show of hers in the bar for us to watch." Qin Yumo said with a smile.
Su Yi nodded: "What do you want to drink?"
"You don't have to worry about what to drink. You are the eldest young master, so how dare you worry about it?" Hu Yifei continued to be arrogant.
"Oh Yifei!" Qin Yumo said angrily.
At this moment, Tang Youyou and Zhang Wei, wearing hoods, walked over.
Zhang Wei's entire face was covered, with only two eyes and one mouth exposed.
"Yifei, Yumo, you are here!" Tang Youyou greeted them with a smile, "Huh? Xiaoyi, where are Guangu and the others?"
"Over there at the bar." Su Yi said without looking back, "Zhang Wei, the look is very unique."
"Yuyou said, I'm so handsome. People will act funny when they see my face, thinking it's an idol drama, so I need to cover it up." Zhang Wei said with a smile.
^_^“!
The three of them laughed awkwardly but politely.
"Yuyou, how could you say such a thing without conscience?" Qin Yumo said while holding back his laughter.
"I'm not lying. People will indeed get into trouble when they see Zhang Wei's face." Tang Youyou pretended to be innocent, "Okay, okay, let's get started!"
Gu Rui
"Look at my performance!" Zhang Wei proudly waved his fist at the three of them.
Soon, the bartender used the microphone to announce to the audience. He first explained the original intention of holding this anti-robbery safety education performance, and then announced the start of the performance.
Zhang Wei was so caught up in the drama that he immediately grabbed Tang Youyou by the collar and forced Tang Youyou back with a knife in his hand.
"Beat, beat, rob!" Zhang Wei stared and shouted.
Tang Youyou was a drama queen, her whole body was shaking, her face was pale, and there were actually tears in the corners of her eyes.
"I, I have no money!" she trembled, "I went out just to borrow money!"
Zhang Wei looked Tang Youyou up and down and laughed obscenely: "Beauty, I can't rob money, but I can also rob sex, hehehe..."
Tang Youyou was so frightened that she hugged her arms and shouted in a crying tone: "No, no, no..."
"Tell me! What are you borrowing money for?" Zhang Wei asked, pretending to be vicious.
Tang Youyou was about to cry: "I have AIDS and I have no money for treatment..."
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, but instead of getting angry, he smiled: "Hey, I really can't do anything to you?"
Tang Youyou nodded repeatedly with a sad face.
The two immediately separated. Zhang Wei took off his hood, looked around with a smile, and said loudly: "Everyone, the demonstration just now is to teach you, especially girls, the standard response plan when encountering robbers. The gangsters not only rob
It can’t steal wealth, it can’t steal sex, it’s 100% safe!”
Qin Yumo said with a smile: "How about next time you encounter a gay robber, you give it a try first. If you escape unscathed, we will spread the law."
"If I really encounter it, I will! I believe I will escape unscathed!" Zhang Wei said unhappily.
"If you really meet such a robber who wants to steal your sex, are you really going to tell him that you have AIDS?" Su Yi asked with a smile.
"Of course, he will definitely retreat in this way. This is called the wisdom of a lawyer." Zhang Wei said with a smile.
Su Yi smiled softly and said leisurely: "Then what would you do if the robber said, 'What a coincidence, I also have AIDS, and we are still fellow patients.'"
Zhang Wei:┌(.Д.)┐!
"Hahaha..." The three girls laughed loudly.
"Why are you laughing so happily?" At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian ran back, holding a stack of letters in his hand.
"What's in your hand, Teacher Zeng?" Tang Youyou asked curiously.
"Eight letters from the neighborhood committee to our two houses," Zeng Xiaoxian began to send the letter. "There is a tradition in the love apartment. Every year on the school day, we have to give love to the single-parent children of many divorced families nearby. These children lack care.
, every year on this day, they will write a letter to Uncle LF, including their address and the gift they want, and then the neighborhood committee will forward it to all residents, and we will fulfill the wishes of these children."
Qin Yumo said suddenly: "I know, it's just like applying for a credit card, filling in information and sending gifts."
o_o….
Everyone accepted the envelope, including Su Yi.
Su Yi opened it directly and read it. It was the handwriting of a little girl Juanxiu, which said——
Uncle LF, my wish is for my mother to change to a lighter job so that she doesn’t have to be so busy every day and can spend more time with me. Can you fulfill my little wish?
Ding.
Su Yi flattened his lips and shrugged.
He now hopes that this girl's mother is not a high-end white-collar worker or a strong woman, otherwise this wish will not be easily fulfilled.
Zhang Wei was very cautious about this kind of thing and hesitated to accept the envelope.
"What these children want isn't too outrageous, right?" Zhang Wei warned.
"This is not robbery, I won't kill you!" Qin Yumo said.
"Children usually just want candy, stationery and the like," Zeng Xiaoxian said. "The greediest ones will want a stuffed toy at most."
"Don't worry Zhang Wei, this is an act of love and it's definitely worth every penny." Hu Yifei said.
Zhang Wei hesitated for a long time, but still did not accept the envelope, but said: "Do you think there will be any criminals who want to take this opportunity to defraud?"
Hu Yifei and others all rolled their eyes.
"Zhang Wei said goodbye to his mother-in-law. Isn't it just a matter of spending a little money? As for this?" Hu Yifei couldn't stand Zhang Wei's stinginess.
Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed: "I'm just more cautious."
He finally picked up the envelope.
When I took it apart and took a look, my eyes widened immediately, with horror written on my face.
Everyone looked at him in confusion.
Qin Yumo saw that he seemed to be frightened and did not speak for a while, so he snatched the letter from his hand.
"Uncle **, I ranked third in the class this year. I want the following gifts..." Qin Yumo read out, "PSP game console, LCD TV, Nokia N97 mini collector's edition..."
Qin Yumo's eyes widened.
Zhang Wei grabbed the letter paper and said angrily: "Are you sure this is written by a poor child?"
He continued to read the rest: "I also want a DVD player, a gas stove and a four-piece bed set... Are you asking for a gift or a dowry?"
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and said, "This is a tribute to Zhang Wei! Love doesn't depend on the money."
"You put it lightly, this is dead..." Zhang Wei became anxious.
"Huh?" The three women stared at him, questioning sounds coming from their noses.
Zhang Wei paused for a moment and continued: "You gentle little boy has made it clear that he wants to eliminate the big players!"
Zhang Wei covered his heart and looked like he was about to die.
"I said you are a grown man, why do you have to act like a bear every time? Can you be a little promising?" Hu Yifei said angrily.
"What this kid wants is really too much," Qin Yumo said, "Zhang Wei, if you can't afford it, forget it. Don't force it."
"I can't afford to give it away?" Unexpectedly, this sentence stimulated Zhang Wei, and his eyes widened, "I am a lawyer and a high-income group, how can I not afford to give it away?"
"Aren't you a quasi-lawyer?" Qin Yumo asked doubtfully.
"A prospective lawyer is not a lawyer?" Zhang Wei blushed and argued, "A rotten egg doesn't count as an egg? Just wait, I'm brewing my love, isn't it just a gift? I'll give it to you!"
Seeing that this guy was provoked by someone, Su Yi really wanted to complete this outrageous wish list. He couldn't help but said: "Zhang Wei, this is not a question of whether you can afford to give it away, it's a question of whether you have a good brain or not!
You're not really stupid enough to be taken advantage of, are you?"
Before Zhang Wei could say anything, Hu Yifei immediately sneered: "Why are you being taken advantage of by offering love? Maybe this child's family lacks these things. What can the child think about? Some people make excuses for people who refuse to offer love.
What do you think?"
Su Yi frowned and said: "I still lack a Rolls-Royce at home. Can I also write a letter to ask others to fulfill my wishes? The original intention of this activity is to help poor children fulfill some small wishes, rather than becoming a
Some greedy children’s way of satisfying their greed.”
"I don't agree with your statement!" Hu Yifei said, "Children are the simplest. He just wants what he wants. What's wrong with him? It's the adult's fault that he can't afford it. Don't make excuses and make mistakes.
Push it on the child!”
"So Zhang Wei should be taken advantage of?" Su Yi frowned even more.
"I'll say it again, this is called showing love, not taking advantage of others!" Hu Yifei sneered, "Some people should not make excuses for their selfishness!"
"We have different paths, so we don't agree with each other." Su Yi suddenly stood up, shook his head and walked out.
Hu Yifei looked at Su Yi's leaving figure and suddenly froze.